What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 223

The Taste of Free Flight

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Puff puff puff!!

The Taiyi Disciple each used their magic.

Some people shook themselves like a fierce dog shaking off water, trying to shake off the filth from their bodies.

Someone can summon a cloud of rain with a wave of their hand, a rainstorm stronger than the one that washes over them.

With a wave of someone's hand, a flash of light appeared, and the filth on their body was instantly 'swept' clean.

They breathed a slight sigh of relief only when they were sure they were completely free of dirt, but only for a fleeting moment...

"Ah!!!!"

The next moment, a female disciple who was very particular about cleanliness screamed, and the sound carried for hundreds of miles!

"It stinks!"

"Why did this happen?!"

"My natural fragrance is useless?!"

"Ugh, it stinks!"

Women have always been cleaner than men, so what level have female cultivators reached? At this level of cultivation, their bodies will basically exude a faint fragrance, which is much more pleasant than the natural scent of mortal women.

But at that moment, they were shocked to find that their natural fragrance had vanished, replaced by a pungent stench that assaulted their senses...

"Hiss... hiss!!!"

Some male disciples didn't believe it, so they raised their hands, put them under their noses, took a deep breath, and then...

His eyes rolled back, and he fell headfirst from the sky!

"Stinky! Stinky! Stinky!"

"Damn it, what is this thing? It stinks!"

"That damned beast, I'll kill it!"

"Aaaaaaah!!!"

A group of disciples from the Supreme Unity Holy Land went berserk; everyone went mad!

In the Holy Land, they were still Core Disciple, especially the three Taiyi Disciple in the Void Refinement stage. Although they were all in their fifties or sixties, considered old among the younger generation, their cultivation was something to be proud of.

In the past, who didn't pay close attention to their image?

But now, having just arrived in the Eastern Wasteland, we've already encountered such a 'disgrace'—how can we possibly endure it?!

"What the hell does this taste like?!"

"It's incredibly foul-smelling, almost like... a mixture of Demon Beast excrement and urine that's been fermenting for who knows how many years..."

Someone analyzed it with a dark expression.

"Shut up!"

"Hey, will you die if you don't tell the truth?!"

Many more people were furious and cried out in despair, "We're already suffering enough, and you're adding fuel to the fire?!"

The psychological impact is enormous!!!

It was like an ancient war.

Many people may not know that in real battles in ancient times, the defending side often prepared 'hot excrement'!

It's real 'hot shit', nothing else!

Boil the excrement until it's hot, then pour it directly onto the enemy's head during their siege...

scald?

It's not about burning the enemy with hot poop, but about causing tons of psychological damage!

Of course, the modern explanation is that hot urine contains far too many bacteria and viruses, and once it gets into a wound, in an era without antibiotics or other emergency medicines, it would be fatal!

But how could the ancients have known so much?

They know absolutely nothing about bacteria and infections!

Tons of psychological damage is exactly what's expected!

Now, the Taiyi Disciple are suffering from this kind of harm. Although it's not hot excrement, it's ancient excrement that's been there for who knows how many years...

"But even those things, why can't they be removed?!"

"The methods we have learned to ward off dust can remove all filth and odors from the body, so why does this stench persist like a maggot clinging to a bone?!"

Shock!

It's awful!

I feel like vomiting blood!

Everyone's face turned green...

"Gentlemen, please hear me out."

A disciple in the Void Refinement stage spoke in a deep voice, "Let's temporarily suppress our sense of smell. Only in this way can we feel better!"

"Then, we'll capture that damned beast, force him to reveal the method to eliminate this stench, and then refine it into a poison pill!"

"Chen Senior Brother is right!"

"That's how it should be..."

Realizing what was happening, everyone quickly shut off their sense of smell, thinking that this would protect them from the effects...

"Where did that beast go?!"

"It feels like I've sunk into... this filth!"

"Force it out!"

"Let's cast the spell together!"

They were furious and trying to force the Ink Blood Toad out and interrogate it about the method to remove the odor when one of the female disciples suddenly burst into tears!

She is very beautiful, so she has many followers and receives a lot of attention. Her sudden burst into tears immediately worried those around her.

"Huang Junior Sister, what's wrong?"

"But the thought of that stench makes me very sad?"

"Don't do that. Let's watch as our fellow disciples work together to force it out and get rid of this stench."

"Waaaaah..."

Upon hearing this, ' Huang Junior Sister ' burst into tears: 'No... it's not that I want to cry just because I think about that stench, but... I don't know why I want to cry.'

"Don't you guys think so?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, then they carefully sensed it, and then... they were all dumbfounded.

"It's really true?!"

"My eyes also feel stinging..."

"I burst into tears!"

"Why is that?!"

In the distance, Fan Jianqiang almost burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, these guys, don't they know that a certain level of stench can sting your eyes?"

"Ha ha ha ha..."

"That's true." Lu Ming couldn't help but chuckle. "I once had my eyes burned by something in Lu Family Village ..."

At this point, he could no longer laugh; his face turned somber.

Fan Jianqiang shook his head and said, "Luckily we had navigation, otherwise, if we had accidentally wandered into the Black Water Swamp, the stench would have been unbearable..."

"Tsk, Supreme Unity Holy Land? This Central Province Holy Land is too backward. It doesn't even have cell phones or navigation."

The Taiyi Disciple are an eyesore...

"Blocked vision!!!"

"Chen Senior Brother" spoke up again in anger, telling everyone to block out their five senses, since they were all cultivators with Divine Sense, and whether their eyes could see it or not was not a big problem.

However...

This isn't a visual issue!

The taste was simply too 'stimulating', causing my eyes to sting and tear up, which is commonly known as 'eye irritation'.

Blocking vision?

They all did as instructed, only to find that it was completely useless!

"Aaaaaaah!"

This is insane!

All one hundred or so Taiyi disciples went mad.

"Fellow disciples, join the three of us in this attack!"

"Today, this beast will surely meet a violent end!"

"Kill!!!!"

Boom!

A group of Taiyi Disciple went mad—the sight was terrifying! In the blink of an eye, they unleashed a variety of colorful and powerful spells simultaneously, blasting them towards the Black Water Swamp beneath their feet!

Holy crap!

Fan Jianqiang's expression changed drastically, and he grabbed Lu Ming and ran!

The next moment...

Boom!!!!

Black Water Swamp has been blown up!

The old Xiang, whose age was unknown, suddenly exploded, charging in all directions, 360 degrees without any blind spots.

A stench many times stronger than before rose into the sky...

"Vomit!!!"

"Ah! This taste!!!"

"I'm going to die!!! Why is this happening? I clearly shut down my sense of smell?!"

"I've completely shut down my five senses, yet I still have this feeling. What is it?!"

Amidst the angry outbursts, someone 'solved the case'!

"This... this stench actually seeps right into your soul?!"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and after carefully sensing it, they all went 'crazy'.

The stench from the depths of this Black Water Swamp penetrates straight to the soul; even sealing off the five senses cannot block it!

"I can't take it anymore, ugh!!!!"

"Ugh!!! Splash..."

Someone vomited, and more than one person did.

"Damn it, this beast is lucky to be alive, I really can't take it anymore!"

Just how awful is this?! It's absolutely unbearable...

The stench emanating from it is so strong that it can be sensed even by the soul; who could possibly stay there?!

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Beneath the Black Water Swamp, the Ink Blood Toad roared with laughter, "This is my innate Innate Divine Power! If you are not afraid of death, then continue to bombard me and see if you can endure it!"

"You beast, you deserve to die!!!"

"We will kill you! Ugh..."

"I fucking... I can't hold it in anymore, I'm going to vomit!!!"

A group of Taiyi Disciple arrived confidently and elegantly, each one incredibly stylish, 'bursting with energy' as they went!

But at that moment, they all burst into tears!

While weeping, vomiting, and cursing, he sped off towards the north.

A complete rout?

This is far more humiliating than surrendering and abandoning one's armor...

It's just because it stinks so badly!

Moreover, who would have thought that this Demon Beast's innate Innate Divine Power would be stench?!

However, the stench that penetrates directly to the soul and is unbearable is an extremely powerful Innate Divine Power.

Why not smear Qi Zixiao?

It's because it doesn't want to die!

But these guys?

Hmph, I only taught them a lesson, I didn't kill them. Why would the elders of Supreme Unity Holy Land travel across the endless distance between Central Province and Eastern Wasteland to kill me, just to vent their anger?!

That feels so good!

Sensing the Taiyi Disciple vomiting, weeping, and running wildly, the Ink Blood Toad finally felt much better.

On the other side, Fan Jianqiang also slipped away.

It stinks so bad!!!

Thus, the Black Water Swamp became quiet, but because countless 'mud' had been blasted into all directions, the stench persisted.

Therefore...

When Dan Chengzi legs were covered with countless Swift Travel Talisman, passed by this place, he was almost knocked unconscious by the fumes and fell into it!

"What the hell smells so bad?"

"Which bastard is taking his shit here? Doesn't he have any sense of public decency?!"

Dan the Fatty, had even shut down his sense of smell and was now cursing loudly. He hadn't turned on his GPS; he was just heading north, so naturally he had no idea what lay ahead...

Below the Black Water Swamp.

The Ink Blood Toad, who hadn't been feeling comfortable for long, thought, "???"

It was upset!

What the hell is going on today?!

First it was the Purple Mansion Saintess, then a large group of elite disciples from the Supreme Unity Holy Land, and now a fat bastard has appeared and started cursing.

Do you think this thug is easy to bully?

I'm a Demon Beast in the Tribulation Transcendence Stage, don't I have any dignity?!

Whoosh!

The black mud surged upstream, terrifyingly powerful. Dan Chengzi felt waves of terrifying pressure coming from it, and an unparalleled stench was drilling into his brain. His heart tightened immediately, and he turned and ran!

He ran while cursing angrily.

"You who defecated indiscriminately, you just wait! Once I find Her Highness, I will definitely ask her to chop you up!"

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