What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 233

Have Him Come Out and Tell My Fortune

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"Why are you retreating?!"

Chen Feihu snorted angrily, "Anyone is welcome to come forward. My Taiyi Disciple have not stopped you. Why should we retreat?"

"You guys..." Zou Hu clenched his fist.

At this point, Lin Fan couldn't stand it anymore either.

She said quietly, "Don't you all have any idea how smelly you are?"

"..."

Upon hearing this, Lin Fan secretly felt fortunate.

Good heavens!

She almost became the one who was described as "a perfectly good woman, but unfortunately, she has a mouth."

Thankfully, I swallowed the word "13" just before it was about to slip out, otherwise, tsk tsk tsk.

As soon as Qi Zixiao spoke, everyone who had been silent couldn't help but speak up.

"That is!"

"Your stench is many times worse than the outhouses of my sect's outer gates! Who would dare approach you?!"

"Get out of here quickly!"

"Withdraw to a distance of over 100 miles!"

"Otherwise, don't blame us for joining forces. If you don't listen to advice, don't blame us for bullying the few with the many. I think even if your Supreme Unity Holy Land elders were here, they wouldn't be able to say anything!"

Is the Supreme Unity Holy Land very powerful?

It is quite powerful, and it faintly has the reputation of being the number one holy land in the Central Province.

But there are already several families of Holy Land Disciple here, and his Holy Son Saintess haven't come. What are you afraid of?

Moreover, if everyone speaks up and disapproves of it, then if a fight breaks out, so be it!

As long as it's not an indiscriminate killing of innocent people, there's nothing wrong with it!

Chen Feihua and the others naturally understood this principle, so even though they were extremely frustrated in the face of being condemned by everyone, they dared not stubbornly continue forward.

"Great, that's really great!"

Huang Shang, though a woman, was also a master of the Void Refinement stage. She sneered, "Such bullying of us! When our Holy Son and Saintess emerge from seclusion, we will surely seek justice!"

"Get out!"

Zou Hu sneered, "You're supposed to be a Void Refinement cultivator, yet you keep talking about your Holy Son and Saintess. No wonder you're not Saintess; you have no spirit whatsoever."

Huang Shang: "..."

Retreat!

They had no choice but to back down.

If they get any closer, they will definitely be wiped out by everyone's combined fire. No matter how you look at it, retreating to a hundred miles away is the best course of action.

Seeing that they had retreated, Zou Hu still wouldn't let it go. "Get back, all of Laozi. I have a keen nose. If I smell even the slightest bit of stench, don't blame Laozi for bullying you weaklings. The dignified Nine Dragons Holy Son, bullying you small fry!"

Miscellaneous... miscellaneous fish?!

We are one of the Ten Disciples of the Supreme Unity Holy Land, and you call us trash?! Trash my ass!

Chen Feihua and the other two were furious, but dared not make a move.

They could only endure the humiliation and retreat a full hundred miles away...

After they stepped back, Lin Fan and the others approached again...

At this moment, the Taiyi Disciple could only squat in the distance, watching helplessly, each of them feeling extremely distressed.

Just now, the disciple who kept saying that every cloud has a silver lining couldn't help but say again, "Senior brothers and sisters, don't be discouraged."

As the saying goes, the one who laughs last laughs best. Although we are now...

Chen Feihua, Huang Shang, Ge Li were instantly exasperated and shouted, "Can you shut up?!"

"..."

More and more people are arriving.

After the Supreme Unity Holy Land was forced to retreat more than a hundred miles away, another group of people arrived.

The Pure Suit entirely of men, all dressed in monks' robes and cloth shoes, with solemn expressions. Only one of them had long hair and looked somewhat cynical.

"They are from the Ten Thousand Buddhas Sect."

Dan the Fatty.

Lin Fan nodded in understanding.

The Ten Thousand Buddhas Sect, often referred to as the Ten Thousand Buddhas Holy Land, is indeed a holy land power, occupying the Western Wilderness and being one of the Seven Great Holy Lands.

As soon as the dozens of people from the Ten Thousand Buddhas Sect arrived, they looked around and, judging that the coffin wouldn't be opened anytime soon, the cynical man laughed out loud.

"Not too early, not too late, just the right time."

"Purple Mansion Holy Land..."

He spoke softly, his voice carrying throughout the surroundings. "I've heard that there's a man in your Purple Mansion Holy Land called the Divine Calculator, who is extremely skilled in divination and fortune-telling. Has he arrived yet?"

"Call him out and have him tell my fortune."

Upon hearing this...

The disciples outside the Purple Mansion, seeing this, mostly smiled wryly, crossed their arms, and became onlookers.

Just now, the Purple Mansion Holy Son summoned a huge phantom to bombard the coffin, which they also saw.

However, there was no reaction from the coffin, which proves that it will take some more time before it can be opened.

Since we still have to wait, why not just be a spectator and watch the show now?

It's not like it's targeting me personally...

Only the disciples of the Jade Pool Holy Land remained somewhat reserved, simply watching quietly without showing any expression...

"Looking for you?"

Lin Fan tilted his head slightly and whispered.

"This person..."

The Divine Calculator also whispered, "He should be the current Buddha's Disciple of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Sect. It is said that he is unparalleled in Buddhist teachings, understands Karma, and is also very skilled in divination."

Dan the Fatty couldn't stand it anymore. "But everyone outside says that when it comes to divination and fortune-telling among the young, you are number one, right?"

"Perhaps that's why he couldn't stand it anymore?" the Divine Calculator speculated.

As for Lu Ming, Fan Jianqiang, Chen Cheng, and Zhou Yining... they just blinked and didn't say anything.

Lin Fan was somewhat confused.

"Buddha's Disciple... It is said that this Buddha's Disciple is different from the Holy Son. The Holy Son of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Sect Holy Son is the strongest in combat in this era, but this Buddha's Disciple is the strongest in Buddhism?"

"If that's the case, why is this Buddha's Disciple still so temperamental, shouting about wanting to compete with others as soon as he arrives? The Buddha's teachings are number one... is that all?!"

He really couldn't understand it.

What kind of person is this, daring to call themselves Buddha's Disciple?

Is this Buddha's Disciple so obviously prone to joy, anger, sorrow, happiness, greed, hatred, and delusion?

"Your Highness is unaware of this."

The Divine Calculator explained, "The current Buddha's Disciple of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Sect is somewhat different from others. It is said that he has extremely high Buddhist nature. He can understand all kinds of Buddhist teachings after reading them once, and all Buddhist teachings are under his control."

"But his personality is extremely unruly. In order to prevent his behavior and words from damaging the reputation of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Sect, he is now actually just a lay disciple who has taken vows."

"Therefore, no one can find fault with this approach."

Lin Fan: "..."

This guy was speechless.

Okay!

He has high comprehension but poor character. However, the Ten Thousand Buddhas Sect is reluctant to give up such a talented person, so they gave him the status of a lay disciple and planned to slowly temper him until he calmed down before making him a formal disciple.

But a lay disciple is bearing the title of Buddha's Disciple...

Isn't that excessive?

What do you think?

In the field.

The Buddha's Disciple was still shouting, repeatedly asking if the Divine Calculator was there.

Faced with Lin Fan's question, the Divine Calculator's face twitched.

What do I think?

Under normal circumstances, I would definitely jump out and fight him to the death!

In the art of divination, I, the Divine Calculator, am the best of my time!

At such a young and energetic age, who wouldn't want to be number one?

The problem is, with Your Highness here, my divination skills are completely useless! I can't predict anything that has even the slightest connection to you, so how am I supposed to interpret it?

Can I see with these blind eyes?

The Divine Calculator was depressed, and even felt a little bit like crying.

It's so painful!

It's really painful!

He didn't say anything.

"That's strange?!"

Surrounded by a group of monks, the Buddha's Disciple remained as unrestrained as ever, and at this moment, he said bluntly, "Judging from the Karma, you, Divine Calculator, should have already arrived."

"Why do you dare not show yourself now?"

"Could it be that you're afraid of us? If so, then you should continue to hide. However, you will not be able to claim the title of the number one person in divination and fortune-telling in the future."

"I'll give you ten breaths."

He had long hair, and his words and actions were nothing like those of a disciple of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Sect, and he was far removed from being a ' Buddha's Disciple '.

As he uttered these words, even the monks around him looked helpless.

"Hey?"

Dan the Fatty couldn't help but say, "You fake monk, you really know how to brag. If my Senior Brother Fang were to make a move, wouldn't you instantly admit defeat?"

"Oh?"

The Buddha's Disciple laughed and said, "Then why did you let him out? Why are you hiding like a coward?"

The Divine Calculator, expressionless, slowly stepped forward...

Because he figured it out!

In the art of divination Divine Calculator, the Divine Calculator was absolutely confident that he was undoubtedly the number one among the younger generation! What Buddha's Disciple? They're all trash!

The reason I hesitated was that everyone present had Karma karmic connection with 'His Highness,' which meant that almost all the results I calculated were wrong.

But then I thought about it again...

Her Your Highness Saintess is a 'variable'!

He couldn't even fathom the people and events Karma to him, so how could he possibly have Karma with Her Your Highness Saintess?

Absolutely! And it's quite deep!

It is at least far more profound than that of the Buddha's Disciple.

If that's the case, then what am I afraid of?!

If I can't predict it accurately, how could he?

The Divine Calculator didn't believe it!

So, he came out!

When he walked out, everyone who wasn't a Purple Mansion cultivator was stunned.

"He's Divine Calculator?!"

Someone spoke up in surprise.

"This... this shiny, bald forehead, it looks just like a big monk's, doesn't it?"

"Hey?! That's strange! There's a Daoist sect in the Purple Mansion Holy Land with a Divine Calculator also practices Daoist magic, but he's just like a monk."

"Buddha's Disciple the Ten Thousand Buddhas Sect should, in principle, be able to receive guidance from eminent monks, possess profound Buddhist teachings, and remain unmoved by worldly affairs, right?"

"But now it seems, could it be that the two of them Body Seizing each other?!"

How strange!

Those who weren't Purple Mansion Disciple all found this strange!

Even many Purple Mansion Disciple found it strange that the Divine Calculator had become bald. They had heard that he had "courted death" and cultivated it.

But now that we've compared them, it seems like they should really switch roles or something.

In the field.

The Divine Calculator and the Buddha's Disciple are in opposition...

"How did you go blind?!"

The Buddha's Disciple stared wide-eyed, then chuckled, "I see! Sure enough, the fortune teller I knew when I was a child was right. Most of those so-called blind masters are actually frauds."

"It seems you're no exception, Divine Calculator? You can predict what I'll do today?!"

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