What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 261

Scientific Consultant? He's the Most Unscientific One of All

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At this moment, not only the police and passersby who were unaware of the truth, but even Wu Guodong was startled!

Such a large shadow doesn't look like a human!

Could there really be a sea monster or some terrifying Big Fish underwater?!

That kid might get swallowed by this thing, right?!

At that moment, everyone was startled, and many people backed away. Only Zhang Biao, who was live-streaming, saw the commotion and immediately approached...

Whoosh!

But their shock had only just begun when they heard a splash as the huge black shadow burst out of the water.

It turned out to be...

A rusty car, who knows how many years ago it is!

"Car?!"

The police were dumbfounded.

"The car can float?"

"What the hell?"

"So our mission is just this car?!"

"This..."

They were taken aback.

Nobody expected this to happen. How could a car just float up for no reason? It's completely inexplicable and doesn't make sense!

So, out of curiosity, they all looked at Wu Guodong.

Zhang Biao was dumbfounded. "Holy crap? A car is floating up from the bottom of the river..."

But at that moment, the car suddenly 'levitated'!?

Holy crap!

Zhang Biao exclaimed in surprise, "It flew away?!"

In the live chat, someone noticed something. "No, it's not that the car flew up, look closely and it's being torn off!!"

The next moment, the barrage of comments exploded.

"Holy crap?!"

"Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap! Unfortunately, I'm uncultured; 'holy crap' is all I need to know. This is truly holy crap, what the hell?!"

"Holy crap, a guy carrying a car on the water?!"

"Who the hell is that? Is that a Super Saiyan? Or a Kryptonian?!"

"He's from the M78 Nebula?! Is this some kind of movie shoot?!"

What did they see?!

On the water's surface, there was a young man who looked rather handsome.

But at this moment, he was calmly floating on the water, which would normally be normal, but the problem was, he was also carrying a car?!

"Could it be an empty shell?"

Some people were puzzled and questioned, "Otherwise, there's no reason why they could bear it."

"I feel it's just an empty shell."

"Are you all idiots? You're incredibly wise!"

Some questioned it, while others hurled insults. "An empty shell? It's just a frame, with tires and all that's there. Even if it's rotten, even if it's just an empty shell, it still weighs several hundred pounds!"

"A person, so calmly on the water, carrying a car without even moving its position, and the current can't push it..."

"Is this some kind of movie shoot or special effects?!"

Zhang Biao was stunned.

The viewers in the live stream were stunned.

Even Wu Guodong was utterly astonished.

He couldn't understand it.

"This kid, wasn't he always trying to keep a low profile? Why is he so exposed this time...?"

He was getting a little anxious.

If he were alone here, without police or onlookers, that would be fine. As long as Lin Fan acted quickly and wasn't filmed by anyone else, there wouldn't be any major problems. Even if someone told others, without video evidence, no one would believe such an astonishing scene.

Unfortunately, there are no "what ifs".

He called the police to cordon off the area, which attracted a lot of onlookers nearby, and there was even a live stream...

In addition, many of the police officers were carrying body cameras...

"Call!"

At that moment, Wu Guodong was filled with doubt and uncertainty, but he also knew what to do and when to do it. He immediately said, "Quick, help!"

"A few more people who can swim, go down and help lift the car up!"

"No."

Before the police even got into the water, Lin·Purple Firmament gave a nonchalant response, and then...

In the water, it was as easy as walking on flat ground; I carried the car across.

until...

Boom!

After lowering the car body that had been pushed back up, Lin·Purple Firmament looked at her calmly and said, "It's inside."

Wu Guodong was sweating profusely!

What the hell is in there?

The question now is whether Guo Baokun is inside or not? It's you who exposed him!

He was both amused and exasperated, but he couldn't say it outright...

Click, click, click...

The sounds of cameras clicking and flashing lights filled the air; it was obvious that onlookers were frantically taking photos and recording videos!

Not only that, but their shocked shouts continued to rang out.

"Holy crap, that's amazing!"

"Holy crap! This young man, holy crap!"

"It can still be put down gently, holy crap..."

"..."

In C City, "wocao" isn't actually an insult. For many people, especially the middle-aged and elderly, it's just an exclamation mark combined with an interjection.

At this moment, the continuous stream of "Holy crap!" is enough to explain the problem.

Even the police officers, let alone the bystanders, looked at Lin·Purple Firmament as if they had seen a ghost.

One car!

Even if it's already rotten, it's still a vehicle, weighing at least several hundred kilograms!

But what was the result?

This guy actually carried it all up here so easily? Not only did he carry it in the water, but he could also walk on the shore while carrying it. Is that even a human being able to do?

That's absolutely outrageous!

And isn't this our scientific advisor?!

(ΩДΩ)?

Almost all the police officers were stunned after seeing Lin·Purple Firmament's face clearly...

A scientific advisor?!

Damn it, you're the most illogical one, okay?!

"What... what's going on with you?"

Wu Guodong was both amused and exasperated. He pulled Lin·Purple Firmament aside and said, "Didn't you want to keep a low profile? With such a commotion and so many people, even I can't help you keep a low profile!"

He genuinely wanted to help Lin·Purple Firmament keep a low profile.

Unfortunately, given the current situation, there really isn't anything we can do.

Body cameras... I can't expect them to delete them all, can I? Even if they could, what about the photos and videos taken by the bystanders?

Even if we get them to delete it, and luckily nothing goes wrong, what about the live stream with that Zhang Biao?

It's already been broadcast, how can it be taken back?

We can't exactly announce to the public that this is filming a movie, can we?

"The past is the past, the present is the present."

Lin·Purple Firmament responded softly, "Now, we can gradually reveal some of our abilities..."

Why expose certain capabilities?

That's good, that's for sure!

"Are you trying to get attention?"

Wu Guodong wasn't stupid; he quickly realized what was going on.

"More or less..."

"That's more like it. You really scared me to death. So what do we do now?"

"I've found the bodies for you. You can have a forensic doctor do a DNA test to see if they are Guo Baokun and Wang Guoqing. The remains are in the car."

"DAN??" Wu Guodong was stunned. "That's called DNA, and you're a physics graduate student..."

Lin·Purple Firmament: "..."

"Let's not talk about that for now. Just give me the inside scoop, is it true or not?"

DNA test is undoubtedly the best and most scientific way to determine identity.

But this thing takes time, and besides, isn't there a 'scientific advisor' right beside me? Why not just ask?

"Yes!"

"Alright then..."

Wu Guodong had a clue. "Take a look at the murderer?"

"I've looked. This isn't the place to talk. Have the police clean up. We'll find somewhere else to talk after that."

"Good!"

He nodded...

The rest of the process was straightforward.

At Wu Guodong's command, the police officers immediately took charge of their respective duties and began collecting remains, clues, and other evidence.

but...

After being submerged underwater for decades, where could there be any clues?

Their main job was simply to collect bones and the various items inside them, and then bring them back.

Of course, the chassis won't be left either; they'll all be taken back for further testing.

During this process, Wu Guodong and Lin·Purple Firmament have already gone far away.

The police officers were busy and amazed at the same time.

"What on earth is going on?"

"Who can say for sure?! Tell me, is our scientific advisor a human or a ghost?"

"A science advisor? If you ask me, our science advisor is the most unscientific one. Last time we raided drug dealers, there were peanuts everywhere around him, but he was completely unharmed. It's like he was outlining his body. Is that scientific?"

"Yes, I also think our scientific advisor is the most unscientific. Let's not talk about the last time, but just look at the current situation. If it's a recent case, it's normal for him to have gotten information."

"But this car looks like it's been submerged for over ten years, right? Nobody knows what happened, yet he went down and pulled it out all by himself. Is that normal?"

"Even setting aside whether he knew about this or not, just lifting the car up is already very abnormal, okay?"

At this moment, the veteran detective standing nearby spoke up quietly, "Have you overlooked a very important issue?"

"What?"

"When we arrived, we didn't see anyone show their face, and this scientific advisor wasn't wearing any diving or underwater breathing equipment."

"He... stayed underwater for at least an hour!"

"Holy crap?!"

The police officers were all astonished and couldn't help but marvel.

"Indeed, compared to this, even carrying a rotten car is nothing, right?"

"I'm fucking impressed!"

"Who exactly is he?! Could he be a state secret, a biological warrior?!"

"That's quite possible..."

The onlookers around were at a loss for words, only able to utter the word "Holy crap" repeatedly.

Even seasoned police officers were shocked and felt their scalps tingle. They all thought they had encountered a "biological warrior," let alone ordinary people.

This is too incredible!

Countless onlookers in the area shared related texts, photos, and even videos of the incident on their WeChat Moments and in groups like "We Are a Loving Family."

And so, it began to ferment wildly!

And the more it's spread, the more fantastical it becomes...

Some say it's about Esper, some say it's about Superman, some say it's about being possessed by ghosts and not wanting to be a wandering spirit anymore, and some even more outrageous ones say it's about River God god appearing and cooperating with the police?!

On the other side.

Lin·Purple Firmament had no idea how much people had praised her. She went to a nearby shop, bought a new outfit, changed into it, and then Wu Guodong drove off with her.

"What exactly happened?"

They hadn't driven far when Wu Guodong couldn't help but ask.

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