What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 274

You're Simply Not Human!

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Further cooperation?

What kind of collaboration is this? Who the hell would want to work with you again? Is he out of his mind?!

The disciples of each sect were internally ranting and raving, but after that, no one said anything more.

Qi Zi·Fan turned off the live stream and gently reclined on the jade chair beside her. "I have to say, it's quite tiring."

"By the way, Chen Cheng, have you written down the list of those people?"

"Your Highness, I have noted it all down."

"No problem, no problem."

Qi Zi·Fan shook his head and said, "Give a copy to all of us. When we're out and about, we should be careful when we encounter these kinds of people."

"Who knows, these guys might be plotting something against us later."

"You can never be too careful!"

Upon hearing this, the Divine Calculator nodded repeatedly and exclaimed, "Perfect! Your Highness's actions are truly impeccable..."

He realized what was happening.

It seems that after Qi Zixiao's arrangement, not only have all the treasures she searched been "monetized," but those people will also be "grateful."

Look, I'm selling it to you at such a low price, aren't you grateful?

What?

No gratitude? That's fine too!

Didn't we not know you before?

Now that you've all bought your treasures and introduced yourselves, we know who you are.

Next time I run into you guys, I'll be more careful and watchful, and I won't have to worry about being tricked by you guys!

Isn't this a perfectly proper way to do things?

We'll steal your treasures, sell them back to you, and then get your lists to see which of you will cause trouble later!

Such a method would amaze even Divine Calculator.

In the outer area, at the edge of the formation, Dan Chengzi stretched.

"Get your Spirit Stone ready! I'll go and fetch the treasure from His Highness right now, and then we'll exchange the Spirit Stone for the goods."

"Of course, my health isn't good. I'm going to retrieve so many treasures by myself. It's not uncommon for me to lose one or two items, so... cough cough, please don't blame me."

"Let's go~!"

Dan the Fatty flew away, wobbling unsteadily.

The disciples from all the sects, however, all began to curse.

"That fat bastard!"

"This is outrageous!"

"He's clearly asking us for a kickback!"

"A hint? This is clearly an explicit statement, how despicable!"

So, should we give it to them or not?

"I don't want to give it!"

"But what if we don't give it to him and he doesn't give us the treasure?"

"..."

what to do?

How the hell am I supposed to know what to do? Tens of thousands of people are gathered together, staring at each other, completely at a loss...

When Dan the Fatty staggered back with all the treasures, they began the transaction.

The formation prevents outsiders from entering, but it won't stop spirit Spirit Stone from entering...

So the transaction process itself was fine.

Dan Chengzi, on the other hand, was even more 'obvious' about it.

If someone offers Spirit Stone that is even slightly more than 70% of the original price, he will hand over that person's treasure to them first.

What if you receive exactly that many Spirit Stone? Hehehe, just wait and see, we won't take Spirit Stone from you!

They would even get glared at by Dan Chengzi's small eyes and be called stingy.

In this way, if they want to get back what rightfully belongs to them, they'll have to give more Spirit Stone, even a few dozen...

After they got it... they all slunk away.

Why stay?

Don't you think you're embarrassing enough already?

At this moment, Chen Feihua, the Buddha's Disciple, Xu Yang, and the others had grim faces, gritted their teeth, and could hardly suppress their anger.

Just because...

Their treasures were all sold off!

It was sold to people in the Purple Mansion Holy Land, but they were not allowed to take it out.

How could they not be angry?

"Qi Zixiao! I'll remember you!"

"Damn it, one day I'll get an explanation myself!"

"This Demoness is not human!"

They're cursing...

But what they didn't know was that this was all Qi Zi·Fan's intentional doing.

Good treasures should be consumed internally first, right? Selling them back would just be handing them over to the enemy.

Even though I'm not afraid, there's no need to do things this way, is there?

Those relatively ordinary treasures, just sell them back, okay?

Hey, don't even think about it!

The transaction was completed a little over half a day later.

Most of the cultivators from various sects were no longer so heartbroken and angry; they went home while shedding tears.

Only a few people were furious.

And so on until halfway there.

They suddenly remembered something...

How the hell could I just leave like that?!

What can I do about the smell on me?!

Given the current situation, going back to the sect would probably get me roasted alive, right? They might not even let me in?!

"Qi Zixiao!!!"

You are not human!

"Aaaaaah!"

On this day, countless screams echoed throughout the Eastern Wasteland.

The disciples of each sect were speechless with grief, tears streaming down their faces. Some were even unable to return home and could only wander outside, waiting for the stench to gradually dissipate or searching for a way to counteract it...

Purple Mansion Palace.

Su Muxue's Avatar strolled in and greeted her true self, "Hey, my true self, are you playing mahjong?"

"Yes, what brings you here?"

Su Muxue acted as if it had nothing to do with her.

Mo Daolin almost rolled his eyes.

Keep pretending.

I, the Holy Master, will not expose you.

"Wasn't it quite a commotion outside just now? So I went to check it out, and I must say, it was pretty fun."

"Oh?"

Mo Daolin feigned curiosity. "Why is it fun?"

"Zixiao is such a fun kid."

Su Muxue's Avatar smiled and said, "Those disciples from various sects were completely fooled by her."

"Truly extraordinary! She possesses the demeanor of Purple Mansion Saintess. After this, she will surely become famous throughout the world..."

"She solved the problem easily by doing this and that."

After hearing Su Muxue's account from her Avatar, Mo Daolin's face twitched repeatedly...

It's over!

He put his hand to his forehead, feeling utterly devastated.

Our sweet little darling has really turned into Black-Hearted Little Cotton-padded Jacket!

And who knows, she might be even more ruthless than Su Muxue in the future!

Heavens above!

Do not say that you feel timid and depressed Mo Daolin.

Meanwhile, at the summit of Bright Moon Peak.

"Your Highness, tell me, what is the origin of this coffin? It's so large. If we could refine it into a magical artifact..."

Dan the Fatty brought over the Spirit Stone, his face glistening with oil and a bright smile on his face.

However, upon seeing the coffin again, he couldn't resist his curiosity.

The coffin was too big.

Originally a thousand miles tall, its current size is simply terrifying. If it could truly be forged into a magical weapon, it wouldn't even need any great power; a single strike would be like a planet crashing down upon it...

"It is indeed extraordinary, but it is very difficult to master. I wonder if Wu Lian Master Uncle can refine it?" The Divine Calculator sighed.

"Why refine it? I have a use for it."

Qi Zi·Fan waved his hand. "By the way, blind man, if you have nothing else to do, you can go first. Fatty and I have something to talk about."

The Divine Calculator's eyelids twitched. "..."

Well!

Helpless, the Divine Calculator glared at his bloodshot eyes and left.

At the same time, he couldn't understand how he had become blind.

Is it just temporary?

"Your Highness?"

After the Divine Calculator left, Dan Chengzi asked slyly, "Is there some secret arrangement? If so, Your Highness, please tell me, and Dan Chengzi will certainly carry it out for you."

"It's nothing, I just wanted you to help me prepare some Pill Recipe."

Qi Zi·Fan began to exaggerate. "Didn't you say before that I was going to cultivate spiritual herbs myself? Well, I've managed to cultivate some now, such as ginseng, lingzhi, coptis, honeysuckle..."

This time, Qi Zi·Fan learned her lesson.

Should we let Dan the Fatty figure out the Pill Recipe himself?

What if the medicinal herbs in the Pill Recipe he gives are unique to the Cultivation World?

Therefore, what Qi Zi·Fan presented this time was a 'topic-based essay'!

I will tell you what kinds of spiritual herbs are available, and then you can combine them to create a usable Pill Recipe.

"These are about a hundred kinds of spiritual herbs. Do you think we can use them to refine Spiritual Energy Pill with good effects?"

"Your Highness, please wait a moment."

Dan Chengzi, without suspecting anything, directly took out the alchemy furnace...

"Etc!"

Qi Zi·Fan's expression changed slightly. "Isn't this the same alchemy furnace you used to refine the Biochemical Pill before?"

"Your Highness, rest assured, I have already designated that furnace as a special furnace for the Biochemical Pill."

Dan the Fatty, grinned.

"That's more like it."

Qi Zi·Fan's expression gradually relaxed.

Then, Dan Chengzi took out various spiritual herbs that Lin Fan had mentioned before, muttering to himself, "These herbs are indeed very common and ordinary."

"It seems Your Highness truly needs to start from the very basics. You are indeed a role model for us all!"

"However, if it's just Spiritual Energy Pill, that's fine. Your Highness, please wait a moment while I think about it..."

On self-cultivation.

Dan Chengzi may not be anything special, but when it comes to alchemy, this guy is a first-rate genius. In just a short time, he refined a batch of Spiritual Energy Pill.

"That's one reason. Your Highness, please wait a little longer. Let me try a different combination to see if the effect is better..."

Qi Zi·Fan witnessed this and was shocked.

Okay!

Using so many elixirs to refine pills, the result is as simple as eating and drinking?

So, a pill-making furnace is indeed still needed.

Otherwise, it would be too cumbersome for us to 'hand-rub' every time we refine pills, wouldn't it?

or...

Lin Fan suddenly had an idea.

How about we go back this time, refine a batch of Spiritual Energy Pill first, upgrade our character to the Golden Core stage, and then go to many Famous Mountains and Great Rivers, ancient Daoist temples and the like to see if we can get one or two Alchemy Furnace?

Although there are no cultivators on Earth now, it doesn't necessarily mean there weren't in ancient times, right?

After all, creatures resembling Kong Xuan have appeared...

In less than an hour, Dan Chengzi had tried seven possibilities and provided the 'optimal solution' for the Pill Recipe.

Qi Zi·Fan only let Dan Chengzi leave after he received the item.

Immediately, he took out his phone and contacted Fan Jianqiang.

I've got the Pill Recipe, but this formation...

At present, Qi Zi·Fan feels that the person he knows best and who is most skilled in formations is none other than Fan Jianqiang!

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