What?! They Even Have a Child?!

"Chirp chirp?"

The Dull Hair) entered through the back door, perched on Lin Fan's shoulder, and looked on with curiosity.

"Nice one."

This fellow picked up a Great Strength Pill: "It cures all diseases. If you're sick, it will cure you; if you're not sick, it will strengthen your body!"

"..."

The tuft of Dull Hair on the Dull Hair's head trembled. "Chirp!"

"Hey?! What are you doing?!"

Lin Fan wanted to say something more, but the Dull Hair had already flown into the courtyard...

If it could speak, it would definitely yell, "I may not be human, but you're definitely a dog!"

"Hey, the birds of the new era have all become so clever, really..."

The fellow shook his head and said, "It's a pill with added elixirs, after all. Even if something goes wrong, it can't be poison, right? Really..."

"Alright, alright, I'll swallow one myself."

He was about to swallow his pills when there was a knock on the door...

"Are you home? If you are, open the door. I need to talk to you."

The long-lost voice of Landlady Zhou Na rang out.

"Wow, you're back?"

Lin Fan opened the door and saw Zhou Na's Little BMW parked at the entrance, with someone sitting in the passenger seat.

Zhou Qi!

However, the young man's face was now so ravaged that he managed a weak smile at Lin Fan.

"What's wrong?"

Lin Fan chuckled, "Your brother got beaten up?"

Zhou Na put her hands on her hips and sneered, "Yes, I did it!"

"... Uh, no, why did you hit him?"

"I was about to ask you the same thing! This kid said that you told him to pursue his truest self and not be bound by the rules and regulations of reality, so that's why he... went to dress up as a woman, went to some Anime Convention, and even did a live stream?!"

"Huh?!"

Lin Fan was taken aback.

Women's clothing? Anime Convention? And a live stream!

hiss...

This kid knows how to have fun!

But when did I say any of this to him? Could it be that scoundrel, our Saintess?!

Lin Fan's heart skipped a beat.

Then, in the blink of an eye, he saw that the kid was constantly winking at him, and even clasping his hands in a fist and bowing...

Okay, I understand!

That's all made up!

Lin Fan coughed lightly. "Na-jie, you know what kind of person I am. Although I hate all those rules and regulations, how can a man dress as a woman?!"

Zhou Qi was stunned for a moment, and then... he started to tremble.

"I agree."

Zhou Na gritted her teeth. "I knew this kid was lying to me. Now that we're facing each other, what do you have to say?!"

Zhou Qi remained silent, but glanced at Lin Fan with a look of deep resentment, his heart aching.

"You're disloyal!!!"

He shouted.

"Hey bro, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. I definitely didn't say those things!"

"Also... Na-jie, in my opinion, wanting to cross-dress is a disease!"

"This is ridiculous, it needs to be treated!"

"Right!"

Zhou Na nodded repeatedly, fully agreeing, "So I'm going to take him to a psychologist to give him some proper counseling..."

"What's wrong with a grown man like you? Why do you dress up as a woman and go to a crowded place like Anime Convention? And you even look prettier than me?"

Lin Fan: "..."

So that's why you got so angry?

He grinned and said, "Hey, Na-jie Na, actually, you don't need to see a psychologist."

"Then how do we treat the illness?"

"Cough cough."

Clearing his throat, he said in a low voice, "Actually, Na-jie, you don't know me well enough. On the surface, I'm an unemployed bum, but in reality... I'm a medicine seller."

"A cure-all..."

A miracle Great Strength Pill? You're just a quack?

"... This really can cure all diseases!"

Lin Fan glared at her. "Na-jie, you can't just make baseless accusations and ruin my reputation!"

"..."

"It won't kill anyone, will it?"

Zhou Na hesitated slightly...

"Sister?!"

Zhou Qi exclaimed in surprise, "Sister, I'm your own brother! What... what are you going to do?"

"Can I poison your brother?" Lin Fan patted his chest confidently. "Strength Pill, perfect!"

"..."

"Try one!"

"Sister?!"

Zhou Qi was dumbfounded!

Lin Fan said happily, "Alright, but I can't guarantee it will cure everything. After all, there wasn't such a thing as cross-dressing fetish before..."

"... Give it a try."

Once Zhou Na has made a decision, she won't easily change it.

No matter how much Zhou Qi cried and screamed, it was no use. He simply took the pills from Lin Fan and forced them down his younger brother's throat.

Who exactly is Lin Fan?

Zhou Na couldn't explain it either.

But, knowing Martial Art and being able to refine Jade Muscle Cream... these are all legendary things!

So now he's brought out the ' Strength Pill '... Could it be something ordinary? It must be something good!

As long as it doesn't kill anyone, let Zhou Qi eat as much as he wants!

Moments later, Zhou Qi was forcibly given the drug, and he slumped in the passenger seat, his face filled with utter despair...

Lin Fan then realized that Zhou Qi had difficulty walking.

In short, his leg was broken?!

"His leg?!"

"..."

Zhou Na blushed slightly. "Well, you know, I'm now inside you with what you gave me, and I can't quite control myself, so..."

Lin Fan: "(⊙o⊙)..."

That sounds so strange!

Although Lin Fan understood Zhou Na's meaning, no matter how he listened to or thought about it, her words felt strange and something was off...

Zhou Qi: "(O_O)??!!!!"

"Wow!!! You guys actually, actually?!?"

What did this guy leave inside my sister?!

So my sister lost control? And then she broke my leg?! She fractured it completely!!!

So here's the question.

What can a man leave inside a woman?! Even a fool could figure that out!

Moreover, even if she kept that thing, how could a woman not control herself?! This is completely illogical.

unless...

She's pregnant?!

Because it's said that pregnant women often have very bad tempers and can't control themselves...

Holy crap?!

This guy got my sister pregnant, and then he betrayed me like this, causing me to have my leg broken?!

Zhou Qi was dumbfounded. What the hell was going on?!

He instantly imagined a whole drama unfolding in his mind...

Once it happens...

This pair of adulterers colluded in their evil deeds. They knew from the beginning that he had a fetish for cross-dressing, so they had Lin Fan pretend to wear women's clothes to entice him to follow suit!

Then... they pretended not to know each other, but they were actually already together, and even had a child!

Waaaaah, I was kept in the dark all along, and only now do I understand why!

What kind of expression is that?

Seeing the mixture of shock, heartache, sorrow, helplessness, despair, and anger on Zhou Qi's face, Lin Fan blinked and asked, "Brother, do you sense something is wrong?"

"I'm completely wrong!!!"

Boom!

The car door opened, and the guy jumped out, pointing at Lin Fan: "You... you... you actually... I... sigh!!!"

He let out a long sigh, as if he had endless sorrows from ancient times, and was extremely distressed.

"Never mind, never mind."

In the end, Zhou Qi gave a bitter laugh, "Treat my sister well, or I will never let you off the hook."

Then, the guy turned around.

His expression instantly crumbled, and his mouth split open to the back of his ears.

They're together?!

It's great that you're together!

They're together now, and they've made it public to me, so won't they be all lovey-dovey and have no time for me anymore?

The freedom I, Zhou Qi, have longed for for so many years has finally arrived!!!

"Etc!!!"

Before he could run away, Zhou Na called him back.

The smile on her face vanished instantly, replaced by grief and indignation as she turned around on the spot. "What's wrong, sis?!"

"Your legs!?"

Zhou Na's red lips turned into an "O" shape.

Zhou Qi was stunned for a moment, then realized what was happening and stared at his leg in disbelief...

He was so excited just now that he almost forgot he was still holding his leg up! His leg was still in a cast, but now...???

"Ouch, damn it, that hurts!"

He fell to the ground with a thud, and Zhou Na's expression changed slightly.

But the next second, Zhou Qi's pained expression vanished. He tapped the cast on his leg, his face full of confusion. "???"

"It doesn't seem to hurt much?"

"This!?"

Zhou Na looked at Lin Fan: "You..."

"It's a cure-all, Great Strength Pill, Great Strength Pill."

Lin Fan grinned, but at the same time, he was also somewhat shocked.

This thing works amazing!

It's absolutely amazing!

It's been less than three minutes since I swallowed it, and my fracture is already healed?

Wow!

"I..."

Zhou Na opened her mouth, but found herself at a loss for words. This scene unfolded right before her eyes, leaving her no choice but to believe it!

The problem is, this is just too 'unscientific'.

"Your medicine?"

"The Strength Pill works really well."

"!!!!"

Zhou Na was taken aback, then seemed to suddenly remember something, and then... kicked the plaster cast on Zhou Qi's leg.

Snap!

The plasterboard suddenly shattered, and Zhou Qi was nearly scared to death.

"Sister?! You... you stop!"

"I'm your own brother! Are you going to break my legs again to test the drug's effectiveness?!"

He was just astonished by the drug's miraculous effects, but now... good heavens, he even suspected that Zhou Na might break her own leg again just to test the drug's efficacy.

"Nonsense, I'm not stupid!"

Zhou Na yelled, "Go home! Don't embarrass yourself here. I have important things to discuss with Lin Fan!"

"..."

Zhou Qi quickly got up, turned around and ran.

"Tch, these two just think I'm a third Light Bulb... How annoying!"

"Let's talk inside!"

After pulling Lin Fan into the house, Zhou Na's expression turned slightly serious. "The medicine you mentioned to me and Qin Ya before, is it this so-called ' Great Strength Pill '?"

"Right."

Lin Fan nodded.

This is what Lin·Purple Firmament said, but what's the difference between us and her? Right?

"I have witnessed its healing and wound-repairing effects firsthand," Zhou Na whispered. "It's simply incredible."

"If it truly has the effects you claim, such as prolonging life, preventing all diseases, whitening skin, and anti-aging, then this medicine is priceless!"

This is amazing!

There's a saying in both traditional Chinese and Western medicine that it takes 100 days to heal a broken bone, especially a fracture, which often doesn't fully recover in 100 days.

But what about Lin Fan?

One pill, and in just a few minutes, he's bouncing around again...

Isn't the efficacy of this medicine obvious enough?