Seeing, Seeing a Ghost!
"You're insane!"
Seeing that the other party was not replying, 43-year-old Chen An scratched his feet and cursed, "This guy actually came all the way to Mount Wuyi to meet someone in person?"
"Is this some kind of idiocy, or are they just kidding me?"
"If you want to buy tea, then buy tea. If you don't want to buy tea, then delete me as a friend. What the hell are you doing here?"
"Neuropathy!!!"
As a seasoned 'tea seller'.
Chen An said he was very tired.
What kind of customers haven't I encountered?
Some people flirted with me, then turned the tables and tried to sell me their own products; others started swearing and cursing...
But I've never actually encountered someone who directly tries to meet me in real life like this. What else could this be but insane?
"This guy has been chatting with me from the beginning until now, and he hasn't bought a single penny of tea. If business weren't so bad these days, I would have ignored him long ago. Why are you even trying to meet him in person?!"
"Damn it! Forget it, I'll just delete him from my friend list."
He cursed and deleted his friend.
However, the next moment.
Clang!
The door was suddenly forced open, and Chen An's scalp tingled as the thick wooden door shattered into pieces!
Driving further towards the entrance, I found an incredibly handsome young man standing at my door, looking like a supermodel straight out of a movie, completely out of place with his surroundings...
"Who are you? What do you want?!"
Chen An felt a chill run down his spine.
This person?
He doesn't know him!
How can someone break into your own home and be so violent? What kind of good person is that? No, I should say, is this even human?!
"Are you Xiao Wan?"
At the doorway, Lin·Purple Firmament stood with an icy expression.
"Who?"
Chen An was taken aback.
"Xiao Wan!?"
"I'm not!"
Chen An's face turned pale. "My daughter's name is Xiao Wan. Who are you? What do you want with Xiao Wan?"
"Your daughter?!"
Lin·Purple Firmament's eyes narrowed slightly, and many Karma lines related to Chen An immediately appeared in her eyes. Upon closer inspection, she could indeed see her daughter.
But here's the problem.
There is no Karma between myself and his daughter.
In other words...
"Still not admitting it?!"
"Didn't you say you were a girl, a kindergarten teacher, and that you helped your grandfather pick tea every day? What, is she your daughter too?"
"?!"
Chen An realized what was happening.
So, this guy isn't here to see my daughter, he's here to see me?!
But why bother?!
Is it really necessary?!
I'm just a 'tea seller'!
It's not like I'm doing anything illegal or criminal, you... you're scaring me!
Chen An was almost in tears. "My online name... is Xiao Wan."
"So you admit it, huh?"
Lin·Purple Firmament was furious!
This is the first "online friend" I've ever made on Earth, and I even tried to "matchmake" "her" with Lin Fan...
Looking back now, what a load of rubbish!
If they were to be brought together, not only would that guy be unable to stand it, but even I myself would be unable to stand it!
She angrily retorted, "Why are you pretending to be a woman?"
Why did you lie to me?!
"Big Brother Big Brother..."
Chen An Anren was dumbfounded. He looked at the furious Lin·Purple Firmament, then at his own door, and said with a wry smile, "This is my job."
"Surely not, brother?"
"That's how we tea-selling girls are... I'm not lying to you, it's just..."
"But you're fooling everyone, right?"
Chen An: "..."
What the hell is going on?!
Isn't selling tea a 'public' profession already? Otherwise, why would our business be getting harder and harder to do now?
So why are you so angry?
Haven't you ever heard of this before?
You're so ignorant!
At this moment, Chen An was internally ranting and raving, but he didn't dare say it aloud...
"Brother, that's really not what I meant. It's just a professional requirement... I apologize to you, I'm sorry?"
He wanted to curse, but he didn't dare.
His own sturdy wooden door was shattered into pieces, as if it had been bombed. How could he not be afraid?
"There's such a profession?!"
Lin·Purple Firmament was slightly taken aback.
"Yes, yes, big brother, yes..."
Chen An nodded repeatedly, even more speechless: This girl really doesn't know the profession of tea seller?!
"..."
"Even if you have it, it's still not allowed!"
Lin·Purple Firmament glared. "And I even..."
"..."
Chen An was even more confused.
You're asking for it?
What's wrong with you? You can't possibly have feelings for me, can you?! Even though the photo I posted was indeed very pretty, but... cough cough cough!!
At that moment, Chen An suddenly understood.
First of all, the other party didn't know about the profession of tea seller...
Secondly, she kept sending him pictures of beautiful women, and she also subtly and overtly claimed that she was very kind-hearted, liked children, and was filial to the elderly...
Then...
It's not wrong for him to seem to like 'himself'?
Pooh!
That's not right at all, it's a huge problem!
Chen An finally understood.
This is going to be a disaster!
They probably thought he was their online boyfriend and were overjoyed, but when he came to the real world, he found himself to be a burly man with unkempt feet.
Who could remain calm amidst such a huge emotional letdown?!
Combined with this guy's inhuman 'strength'... I'm afraid I'm going to be dead today?!
Thinking of this, Chen An's legs began to tremble involuntarily, and he said repeatedly, "Brother, I really didn't mean it. People in our line of work are all like this. I thought you knew, brother..."
"Spare my brother..."
You guys are all the same!
This moment.
Lin·Purple Firmament was extremely depressed, feeling her good mood vanish in an instant...
What kind of situation is this?!
Originally, it was supposed to be my first time flying, and I was going to travel all over the country looking for Alchemy Furnace, and maybe even meet some online friends along the way. I was quite happy about it, but what happened?
What kind of nonsense is this?!
Frustrated, she blurted out, "Who's your older brother?!"
"Shut up!"
"I don't care what your industry is really like, but the fact is you lied to me!"
"I was wrong, big brother, I was wrong..."
"You're still yelling?!"
Lin·Purple Firmament was furious. "If you yell at me again, I'll beat you to death!"
"So what do you want to do?"
Chen An was also very uneasy at this moment, and was almost scared to death.
what to do?
Lin·Purple Firmament was stunned. After thinking it over and over, she realized that she really didn't know what to do.
kill?
That's too easy. Right now, I can do it with just a glance.
But it shouldn't be that bad...
And Earth's laws, right? You can't just kill people randomly.
The problem is, I won't be happy if I don't do something!
Then, her eyes lit up and she had an idea!
"This guy loves to lie. To prevent others from being fooled, I should destroy his tools of crime!"
What was Chen An's weapon used in the crime?
Computers!
Without saying a word, Lin·Purple Firmament flashed away, moving so fast that Chen An couldn't even see her clearly. Then, she gently slapped the computer desk.
then...
Boom!
A muffled thud, and the next moment, the computer desk...
That's all!
The computer desk was gone, along with the computer tower, keyboard, monitor, and more...
Chen An: "???"
what happened?
He was stunned!
At this moment, Lin·Purple Firmament, who was about to leave, was so angry that she kicked the stool that the guy was sitting on.
Bang!
The stool exploded, Chen An landed instantly, but... a fragment from the stool leg went straight to the bullseye.
"Aww!"
Chen An howled like a ghost, suddenly jumped up, and was completely dumbfounded.
When they went to check again, Lin·Purple Firmament was nowhere to be seen in the room.
"What... happened?!"
He was utterly astonished.
The computer desk and all the computer components in front of me have all disappeared, replaced by a pair of colorful powders.
A gust of wind blew... and the whole room was filled with it.
So, where is my computer?
Chen An opened his mouth.
The pain in his buttocks was almost unbearable. He reached down and touched it, bringing it to his eyes. The bright red stain was particularly eye-catching.
"Bleeding?!"
He wanted to cry...
"Etc!"
"My computer!!!"
"I just bought this computer yesterday, my brand new computer!!!"
In an instant, he let out a bloodcurdling scream, but Lin·Purple Firmament was already gone...
I felt heartbroken for a long time.
Chen An, clutching his buttocks, limped to his bedroom.
There...
There was an old computer that had been phased out, so it was only used as a computer to store surveillance videos.
At that moment, he felt a little scared.
"What exactly happened? The surveillance footage should show it clearly, right?"
"How did my computer disappear? And how did that guy leave? Could he have been haunted?!"
Thinking of this, he shuddered.
After all, this is just too illogical.
How could a person possibly smash their own door to pieces with their bare hands?
That's bad enough, but my brand new high-end computer, along with all its components and even the computer desk, has all turned to dust?!
Could it be that some kind of Thanos in the computer world collected all six Infinity Stones, snapped his fingers, and then my new computer was one of the half that turned to dust?
This is absolutely absurd!
Trembling, I opened the security camera video and adjusted it to the moment before my door was opened...
Then...
As a result, through the surveillance camera outside the door, Chen An discovered that the handsome man suddenly appeared like a ghost. Before that, he could only barely see a blurry shadow flash by!
Holy crap!
The sudden appearance of the figure startled Chen An, who nearly wet himself in fright.
Then...
An even more astonishing scene unfolded!
Boom!
The 'handsome guy' just stood there, seemingly doing nothing, and his own solid wood front door instantly shattered into pieces.
Then, the two began to talk.
The conversation proceeded quite normally.
Chen An checked the security cameras inside the house and didn't find anything unusual, but... now that he knew this 'handsome guy' was probably not human, how could Chen An remain calm?
Especially after the conversation ended, the 'handsome guy' instantly turned into a blurry shadow, flashing past me...
Immediately afterwards, the computer desk, computer, peripherals, and everything else turned into 'powder'.
The chair he was sitting on instantly shattered, followed by his manhood being mangled and injuries scattered all over the floor...