What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 294

What Immortals Exist in This World? Believe in Science

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"That's him!"

"Uncle-Master, it's him!"

The newcomer was a Daoist priest in his fifties, accompanied by three younger Daoist priests. In the distance, the "trio" followed, but the trio dared not approach.

"?!"

The middle-aged Daoist priest, named Li Qingyi, was slightly stunned upon seeing this.

It's because... the face in front of me looks rather familiar!

He felt like he had seen him somewhere before, and more than once, but after frowning and thinking for a moment, he still couldn't remember who the person in front of him was!

"Fellow Daoist... who are you? And why are you wearing the clothes of the Old Celestial Master?!"

Li Qingyi roared angrily, "Where is the Old Celestial Master right now?!"

Zhang Xuanzhi: "..."

His expression darkened slightly. "Take a good look at my face!"

Li Qingyi: "???"

"You do look somewhat familiar, but what does that have to do with my question?! Where is the Old Celestial Master? Tell us quickly, or we'll call the police!"

Behind Li Qingyi, three young Daoist priests also started shouting.

"Yes, quickly tell us where the Old Celestial Master is?!"

"Have you already killed the Old Celestial Master?!"

"Waaaaah, Old Celestial Master, we didn't watch you well enough..."

"Tell me quickly! Who are you, and where is the Old Celestial Master?!"

Li Qingyi rebuked him repeatedly...

Zhang Xuanzhi's face darkened further, and he felt depressed.

I just look thirty years younger, and you don't recognize me?!

"You bastard, Li Qingyi!"

Zhang Xuanzhi angrily retorted, "Your master is standing right in front of you, and you ask who he is?! You truly are my... good disciple!"

"Nonsense!!!...???"

Li Qingyi was about to curse, but the words caught in his throat and he suddenly stopped. Then... his face contorted in shock, speechless with astonishment.

"You, who are you?! Huh?!"

He was stunned!

I really can't understand why the person in front of me looks so much like my master from thirty years ago!

They look exactly alike.

"Could it be that you are... Master's illegitimate son?"

"Hiss!!!"

"Although marriage is not prohibited in Longhu Mountain, Master is being far too foolish..."

Li Qingyi couldn't help but start muttering to herself.

Zhang Xuanzhi was even more furious upon hearing this.

Bang!

A sharp rap on the head sent Li Qingyi wailing in pain, while Zhang Xuanzhi rolled up his sleeves and cursed, "You damn well, you've wasted all your cultivation on the dogs!"

"You don't even recognize Laozi, yet you're spouting nonsense here!"

"Laozi 've met a god today! I've become young again... uh, and strong again, is that not allowed?"

"You'll see Laozi I'm not your master."

Li Qingyi was completely dumbfounded.

What the heck is this?!

The three young Daoist priests were dumbfounded, completely bewildered by what was happening. They could only watch helplessly as Zhang Xuanzhi went berserk and brutally beat their Uncle Li Qingyi...

Li Qingyi was wailing and howling when he suddenly realized something!

"This, this familiar technique..."

Does it hurt?

Ouch!

But this pain is all too familiar!

Isn't this the same way my master used to beat me back then?!

The thought had barely formed in his mind when Zhang Xuanzhi turned around and attacked again, "Black Tiger Pries Heart!"

"Puff!!!"

Li Qingyi's expression changed drastically. He frantically tried to defend himself, but he couldn't stop it at all and was knocked so hard that his eyes rolled back in his head...

But that wasn't all; he suddenly remembered something...

If he really is his master, then the next move after Black Tiger Pries Heart is Monkey Steals......?

"Master!!!"

Li Qingyi.

Whoosh!

A gust of wind blew by, and Li Qingyi felt a chill in his groin area.

Looking down, he saw Zhang Xuanzhi's large hand hovering not far from his groin...

Holy crap!!!

Li Qingyi felt a chill run down his spine and cried out, "Master, I was wrong, I was wrong, okay?"

"You know I'm your master now?!"

Zhang Xuanzhi stood up and snorted coldly.

"But Master..."

Li Qingyi ranted, "What?! Who could possibly recognize you?! Even if it were your own son, let alone me, would he recognize you?!"

"I paid my respects to you this morning, how could you suddenly... suddenly become like this?"

He was truly astonished, happy, yet incredulous.

After all, all of this is just too ' Mystical Fantasy ' and simply cannot be explained.

What's wrong with me?

Zhang Xuanzhi glanced at him sideways. "What's wrong with what I'm doing?"

"I already told you, I've met a deity! Today I've regained my youth and become even stronger!"

"Whether you believe it or not, I can accompany you to do DNA testing or something to verify your identity, so that you won't have any doubts."

"But now, all of you get out of my way."

"Not just you, but all the disciples of the Celestial Master Residence, make way for me and don't stop my fellow Daoist from leaving!"

"Ah?"

Li Qingyi and the others were still confused, especially the three young Daoist priests, who had never seen Zhang Xuanzhi when he was young and naturally could not recognize him.

At this moment, I just feel like both of them are mentally unstable!

Did you encounter a deity?

Rejuvenate and become strong again? Who the hell believes that?

"Bullshit, just do as I say!"

Zhang Xuanzhi cursed, then turned around and smiled at the courtyard, saying, "Fellow Daoist, I have already taught these unfilial bastards a lesson. Now I can leave without being stopped..."

"Actually, I don't need to go through all that trouble."

The reason I said you were in trouble was because I wanted to know how you could prove that you are who you are.

Lin·Purple Firmament carried a huge alchemy furnace out of the courtyard with one hand...

Li Qingyi three took one look, they were immediately terrified and their scalps tingled!

Holy crap?!

Do you think you're Xiang Yu, lifting a tripod while you're just carrying a pill-making furnace?!

Everyone was stunned!

Lin·Purple Firmament, however, acted as if it were nothing, her steps light and her expression calm, as if she were not carrying a huge metal alchemy furnace, but rather a piece of paper or a piece of fruit.

"These are the immortals I told you about! Get out of the way!"

Seeing the four of them standing there dumbfounded, Zhang Xuanzhi immediately cursed them out in exasperation.

"Forehead..."

They stood there dumbfounded, taking a few steps back, looking at Lin·Purple Firmament, then at the 'old' Celestial Master, all of them in a state of 'crash'.

"Then I'll take my leave, fellow Daoist."

Lin·Purple Firmament left the courtyard, turned around, and smiled and nodded at Zhang Xuanzhi.

"Let me see you off, lest those younger folks be blind to your greatness."

Zhang Xuanzhi warmly offered to see her off.

However, she slowly shook her head. "No need, I have other paths to take."

As she said this, she glanced at the trio 'spying' from behind a tree.

"Ah?"

Zhang Xuanzhi was puzzled.

Li Qingyi three were also following behind Zhang Xuanzhi, equally confused by Lin·Purple Firmament's words.

They even felt like their brains were full of mush!

What kind of things have happened in these last few minutes?!

First, the Old Celestial Master suddenly became younger. Is that normal? It's absolutely abnormal!

Then, the Old Celestial Master even addressed a young man as a fellow Daoist? Well, let him be; perhaps the young man is of a higher seniority?

But the problem is, he not only called the other party "fellow Daoist," but also repeatedly claimed that the other party was a god.

This is just...

Before they could turn the corner, Lin·Purple Firmament smiled slightly and walked to the side.

This is the ' Back Mountain ' of the Celestial Master Residence. The small courtyard has long been used as a storage room, and the direction Lin·Purple Firmament is heading is a precipice!

This is even more astonishing and puzzling. Why would a perfectly normal person like you walk along the edge of a cliff?!

Everyone was completely taken aback.

"I have a feeling something's about to happen!"

The only woman in the trio spoke up, then took out her phone and started recording...

When she turned around, she found that the other two were even faster than her, also holding up their phones and recording videos!

"Hey, fellow Daoist, what are you doing?"

Seeing Lin·Purple Firmament getting closer and closer to the cliff, Zhang Xuanzhi caught up and blocked her way. "There's a cliff ahead, you can't go any further!"

He said in surprise, "I've read most of the ancient books, and none of them say that there's some kind of secret realm hidden in this Back Mountain or anything like that. Besides, look..."

Zhang Xuanzhi picked up a stone and threw it. The stone tumbled off the cliff and disappeared in an instant.

"See? There's no trickery involved."

"Yes, I know."

Lin·Purple Firmament smiled and nodded, "But I can walk from here."

Zhang Xuanzhi: "..."

Snap!

He slapped his forehead. "Look at my memory! You're a cultivator, so you can definitely do it."

Zhang Xuanzhi came to his senses and sighed softly, "I don't know if we will ever meet again after this parting, but to have witnessed your heroic figure and to know that there are indeed cultivators in this world, I can say that my life has been without regrets..."

"We'll meet again."

Lin·Purple Firmament had already reached the edge of the cliff...

At this point, the trio finally couldn't hold back any longer.

ghost?

What ghost?

Didn't you see that they weren't afraid?

They mustered their courage and approached.

Seeing this, Lin·Purple Firmament glanced at their phones, a half-smile on her face.

"That... young Daoist priest."

Although the trio were strangers to each other, they were now getting along very well, and together they stepped forward to give Lin·Purple Firmament a Four-Alike Daoist salute.

"Is there something you need?"

"Ah, no, it's just..."

All three of them were very nervous.

This made Lin·Purple Firmament want to roll her eyes.

What's there to be nervous about? Am I that scary? I've been waiting for you guys for ages!

"I just wanted to ask you, are you a deity?"

Finally, one of them spoke up.

"No." Lin·Purple Firmament shook her head.

"Then...you can't be a ghost, can you?" the second person added.

No, not exactly.

"But you did before..." The third person, a woman, asked in surprise.

"No need to say more."

Lin·Purple Firmament held the alchemy furnace in one hand and smiled calmly at the three of them, "Where in this world are there any gods or ghosts? You are all highly educated people, you should believe in science!"

"Is there anything else?"

"If there's nothing else, I have to go now and head home for lunch."

Believe in science?

The three of them watched helplessly, what could they do? They could only shake their heads...

Then...

Whoosh!

Lin·Purple Firmament, holding the alchemy furnace, jumped off the cliff in an instant.

Holy crap?!

All eight people present were stunned.

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