What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 296

He Didn't Know a Damn Thing About the Golden Light Spell!

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"Crooked?!"

Wang Dong's voice came through. Lin Fan was very familiar with him, but he was a complete stranger to Lin·Purple Firmament.

"Dude, I saw your video! You're famous now!!!"

"Is that so?" Lin·Purple Firmament replied casually.

What else can I say?

"What's up?"

"Hey, it's nothing, I just wanted to ask if you still stand by what you said before? Like, if I get Old Chen hooked up with you, you'll introduce me to a girlfriend?"

"That's it?"

When Lin·Purple Firmament heard this, she thought it was no big deal!

Although she didn't know about this, since the other person had said so, she guessed that he must have agreed.

Isn't that all there is to it?

This Saintess will take care of it for you!

Lin·Purple Firmament said confidently, "Don't worry, there's absolutely no problem!"

"Real?"

"Ben... cough, you've seen the video, so you should know that we're not ordinary people anymore, right? How could we go back on our word?"

"Don't worry, I might even introduce you to a few cultivators as girlfriends in the future!"

"Hiss~!"

Wang Dong instantly became excited. "Really?"

"More real than pearls!"

After a brief chat.

Hang up the phone.

Lin·Purple Firmament then began to try refining pills herself...

She had never refined anything in the Cultivation World, but she couldn't let herself be outdone by that guy, could she?

Isn't it just alchemy?

Then...

More than a dozen medicinal herbs were ruined in the process.

Lin·Purple Firmament expressed that she was very unhappy!

Online, the commotion caused by Lin·Purple Firmament is generating more and more buzz, attracting an ever-growing number of followers...

Zhou Na and her brother saw it.

The "sisters" in the rich women's group also saw it.

That's why they cherish the "Great Strength Pill" and the Jade Muscle Cream even more...

However, they dared not disturb ' Lin Fan ' again.

Cultivators!

Immortal!

His ability to fly speaks volumes.

What if I disturb them abruptly and upset them? Who knows how many tricks cultivators have up their sleeves?

Even... their original idea of promoting the Great Strength Pill" to gain favors and benefits for themselves was completely abandoned!

Celestial Master Residence.

After Lin·Purple Firmament left, Zhang Xuanzhi, the Old Celestial Master, had barely settled in when he found himself in complete trouble...

"What do I have to say for you to believe me?!"

Facing numerous disciples, nephews, and even his own fellow disciples, Zhang Xuanzhi was at his wits' end. "I already said we can do a DNA comparison, how can that thing be faked?!"

"What? I've already encountered cultivators, so why can't I suddenly become young again?!"

"I'm not afraid to tell you, every Celestial Master in history has a verbal instruction passed down through generations!"

"That Heavenly Venerable Wuliang!"

After taking a sip of water, Zhang Xuanzhi cursed, "The time wasn't right before, so I couldn't tell you. But now, I'm not afraid anymore!"

"Come on, come on, you all should just relax!"

Upon hearing this, everyone present pricked up their ears...

"That was an oral decree passed down by the Third Generation Old Celestial Master! It has been passed down for more than sixty generations. He once said: 'The day the ancient bell tolls on its own will be the day the golden age is ushered in again!'"

Do you know what a prosperous era means?!

At this moment, Zhang Xuanzhi spoke with great enthusiasm, "That means the golden age of cultivation is about to begin again!"

"There's a second part to that! When the ancient bell tolls, a young cultivator will come, take away the third patriarch's Alchemy Furnace, and use it to help us usher in a new golden age!!!"

"What do you know?!"

What?

He had no idea what the second half of the sentence meant.

I don't know what happened this time?

Can't you even guess for yourself? Or are you just fooling yourself?

Zhang Xuanzhi's voice grew louder. Although he was actually seventy or eighty years old, his voice was full of energy. "Instead of spending your time and energy interrogating me here, you might as well hurry up and find all the Daoist Daoist Canon in our Celestial Master Residence, especially those that record various Daoist techniques and methods!"

"I'm not running away!"

"Why don't you just take my hair and do a DNA comparison?!"

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!"

After a long bout of cursing and swearing, he finally convinced many of his peers and juniors to set aside their doubts about his identity for the time being and wait for the DNA comparison results...

But before he could even catch his breath, more trouble struck!

"Master."

At this moment, Li Qingyi was the one who trusted Zhang Xuanzhi the most. He ran up to him and said respectfully, "Reporters from the city TV station, the provincial TV station, CCTV's provincial office... they've all come to interview you..."

Zhang Xuanzhi was still angry, how could he accept this interview?!

Wouldn't it be better to spend that time flipping through the Daoist Canon?

"No! I don't have time!"

He turned and left, running back to the courtyard. He pulled out some books, so tattered they were barely legible. One of them contained records of the famous Daoist techniques of the Celestial Master Residence's Mansion.

Of course, this was the technique that made him famous back then. Who can still perform it these days?

Upon seeing this, Li Qingyi's expression turned strange. "Master, why did you bring out the Golden Light Spell?"

"None of your business?"

Before Li Qingyi could speak again, Zhang Xuanzhi stood there, chanting incantations and making hand gestures, and then...

Buzz!

A golden light appeared, more than an inch away from the body!

In an instant.

Zhang Xuanzhi was like a Light Bulb, his whole body radiating golden light.

"Huh?!"

Li Qingyi was startled, her mouth gaping open so wide it could almost fit a duck egg. Involuntarily, she picked up her phone and took a picture...

Seeing these changes, Zhang Xuanzhi was overjoyed. "Hahaha, indeed, the golden age has begun again!!!"

However, the next second...

The golden light disappeared.

"What happened?!"

Zhang Xuanzhi was taken aback. "Could it be that this is my first time using it, so I'm not familiar with it?"

"Again!!!"

He chanted incantations and performed hand seals repeatedly, but after more than a dozen attempts, he still couldn't see any light...

"What exactly is going on?"

His brows were almost furrowed into the word "king", but he was still puzzled.

He naturally didn't know that the reason he was able to cast the spell for a few seconds was entirely because the spiritual energy from the Spiritual Energy Pill had been used to transform his body, leaving only a tiny bit of it, which allowed him to barely cast the Golden Light Spell.

Unfortunately, once his spiritual energy was exhausted, it would be strange if he could even use it!

At that moment, Zhang Xuanzhi suddenly noticed that Li Qingyi's expression was a bit strange, and couldn't help but raise an eyebrow. "What's that expression on your face?"

"Oh? It's nothing."

Li Qingyi suddenly realized something. "It's really strange, is the Golden Light Spell of our Celestial Master Residence really a spell?!"

"Nonsense! How could something left behind by our ancestors be fake?!"

"Forehead..."

Li Qingyi's face fell.

"You've got something up your sleeve, buddy. Speak!"

Li Qingyi: "..."

"Master, it's nothing, it's just... I posted a Weibo Weibo before, which was essentially meant to clear the name of our Celestial Master Residence, but I didn't expect..."

Zhang Xuanzhi: "???"

"Let me see it!"

Li Qingyi opened Weibo, and then... ran away.

"Master, I'll go see if there's anything I can help with up ahead. You go ahead and do your work!"

"That bastard!"

Seeing this, Zhang Xuanzhi laughed and scolded, "You must have done something bad!"

Then...

After reading Li Qingyi's Weibo from a few months ago, his face turned green!

Longhu Mountain Celestial Master Residence - Li Qingyi: "I want to know, do you young people all learn about this temple through comics and novels?"

There is no Zhang Lingyu in our temple, and the current abbot is not Zhang Zhiwei. We have no connection with Zhao Xituan or Zhao Huangchao. Hui Mountain and our temple are not separated by a river; it takes three or four hours by high-speed train from Huangshan City.

The Daoist priests in the small temple can recite the Golden Light Spell fluently, but the claim that it can "be used to fight enemies when released and to protect the body when withdrawn" is nonsense and cannot be taken seriously...

(PS: This is indeed Weibo from Celestial Master Residence's Mansion. The Celestial Master Residence really does have the Golden Light Spell and Thunder Magic, but it's true that they can't actually use them. So we're not copying them; it's just that everyone is using the Celestial Master Residence's 'attributes'. I'm mainly explaining this because I'm afraid of being criticized.)

Zhang Xuanzhi: "..."

"That traitorous disciple!!!"

He felt like he was going to vomit blood at that moment!

Originally...

There's nothing wrong with Li Qingyi's Weibo, after all, before today, the Golden Light Spell was already just a 'scripture'.

Besides reciting it, what other use is it?

Can it really protect you and injure your enemy?

Nonsense!

Before today, if anyone had said that the Golden Light Spell could protect the body and harm enemies, Zhang Xuanzhi would have been the first to disagree.

But things are different now!

You've already used it, even if it only lasted a few seconds, but isn't that still using it?

This proves that the Golden Light Spell is real!

That Weibo is a big problem!

After thinking it over and over...

"No way!" Zhang Xuanzhi's eyes lit up. "I need to figure out how to use this Weibo, and then vindicate the Golden Light Spell!"

A few minutes later, he figured it out.

Using Li Qingyi's account, upload the photo that Li Qingyi had just secretly taken of him, with the caption. "I am Zhang Xuanzhi, the contemporary Celestial Master, Chen Qingyi's master. Don't listen to that kid's nonsense, he doesn't know anything about the Golden Light Spell."

The Golden Light Spell of this temple can be used to protect oneself when closed, and to harm enemies when released. Please take a look!

Photo X1!

Looking at himself in the photo, bathed in golden light, Zhang Xuanzhi nodded in satisfaction.

Li Qingyi, as a very active Celestial Master Residence Master's Mansion, has quite a few fans.

At this moment, Zhang Xuanzhi updated his game, and many people received the notification, and then...

It exploded!

"What?! The Old Celestial Master himself is speaking out?!"

"This is called the Old Celestial Master. Look at his physique, look at the muscles hidden under his Daoist robe! He's probably even more impressive than my personal trainer!"

"My god, I suspect the Old Celestial Master could kill me with one punch!"

"What?! The Golden Light Spell really exists?! So everything in the comics and novels is real?"

"What's going on? First, a young cultivator appeared, and now even the Old Celestial Master is jumping out to prove the existence of 'Daoist arts'? What's this? Is the Spiritual Qi Revival trope commonly used in novels starting up again?"

"Hey?! That's actually possible! Otherwise, why have cultivators been appearing one after another for decades or even centuries?!"

"6666! I'm already on my way to the Celestial Master Residence's Mansion to become an apprentice. I don't know anything about the Spiritual Qi Revival. I only know that I resigned, and that was the right thing to do!"

"This junior is ignorant and ungrateful, I pay my respects to the Old Celestial Master!"

"You damn ungrateful wretch, Wudang 'Prince,' pay your respects to the Old Celestial Master."

There are many comments.

However, Zhang Xuanzhi didn't have time to read it slowly.

Because Li Qingyi, who had just escaped, had returned. Zhang Xuanzhi was about to beat him up when he discovered that he had brought a group of people with him.

"Master."

Li Qingyi grinned, his smile more like a grimace, "I'm back. These... these people want to see you."

"..."

"Hello!"

There were more than ten people who arrived, all of whom had a decisive and sharp feeling. The first one bowed slightly and said, "Liu Gang from the Resident Happiness Living Department pays respects to the Old Celestial Master."

Upon hearing this, Li Qingyi's lips twitched, and he muttered under his breath, "Could it be that he's become obsessed with comics?"

The Old Celestial Master recalled the comment he had just seen, "..."

I almost blurted out, "You're just ungrateful!"

At the same time, both the master and apprentice wanted to complain.

The Resident Happiness Living Department!? I don't believe a word you say!

Ugh, it's so painful! The censorship is too powerful; I can't write so many things, I have to keep deleting and revising... Please give me some monthly votes to comfort me, sob sob sob.

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