What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 359

Expecting Our First Meeting

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"Are you hungry? I'll go cook some rice."

The Old Dad continued to say that Lin Fan was bragging, and even jokingly scolded him to tell the truth about what he had been doing all this time.

The Old Mom had no suspicions at all; she was only worried that Lin Fan might be hungry.

Lin Fan slowly shook his head. "Don't worry, Mom, I'm not hungry."

"I came back this time to give you medicine and Peace Buckle. Just listen to me."

"I'll skip the meal for now and come back later."

"I have some things to take care of, so I'll be leaving now."

"So eager?"

My Old Mom was getting anxious. "You don't even have time to eat?"

"Oh dear, Mom!"

Lin Fan laughed and said, "Our house has been demolished and hasn't been repaired yet, so there's no rush."

"I have to rush back, and there are some things I can't tell you right now. I'll tell you everything when the time is right."

"Oh dear, roll away, roll away."

The Old Dad waved his hand. "I get annoyed just looking at your kid."

"If someone's going to leave, they should leave sooner rather than later!"

Alright!

Knowing his Old Dad's temper well, Lin Fan wasn't angry at all. He cheerfully said goodbye to his Old Mom and then left...

"You little bastard, you think you can turn the world upside down?!"

Lin Fan hadn't gone far when he heard his Old Mom's angry shout, and a smile involuntarily appeared on his lips.

In my hometown, people always say...

It's perfectly normal for a husband and wife to bicker and exchange insults.

Especially with my own the Two Elders, it would be really abnormal if they didn't bicker a few times a day.

"Are you in such a hurry to get rid of him?!"

Old Mom grabbed Old Dad by the ear and glared at him angrily.

"You really think I'm a henpecked husband?!"

The Old Dad glared back. "The kid clearly has something to do. If you don't let him leave, aren't you just holding him back?"

Am I that weird?

"That's not weird, you're just a woman, what do you know!"

"..."

After a brief exchange of playful banter, both of them focused their attention on the Jade Bottle.

"He said he was that cultivator?"

"Didn't you not believe it?"

"I told you you don't understand, you just don't understand. Women are supposed to have long hair and short brains. Even if I believed you, would I show it in front of him?"

"What if he gets too cocky if I don't give him a little nudge?"

Old Mom: "..."

"Are you going to take your medicine?"

"Eat! We'll each have half!!!"

Then...

"Holy... holy shit?"

The Old Dad was utterly terrified when he saw the woman he loved most, a woman who was incredibly 'familiar' but had long been buried deep in his memory.

"You... you???"

At this moment, although my Old Mom was still wearing the loose clothes that rural women like to wear when doing farm work, she was completely different from a moment ago!

Young, beautiful...

Her skin was fair and tender, her hair was jet black and shiny, and her eyes were bright and sparkling, just like those of a twenty-year-old woman.

My figure is so much better than before!!!

Am I dreaming?

"How did you suddenly become twenty years old? No, you're even more beautiful than when you were twenty!!!"

"The same to you!"

My Old Mom was equally shocked. Looking at the man in front of her who was almost exactly like Lin Fan, she couldn't even speak properly.

This is shocking!

So much so that they didn't even realize that, in addition to the changes in their appearance, they had undergone many more magical and amazing changes!

"This..."

"He really is a cultivator!!!"

The Old Dad reacted instantly, then his expression changed slightly. "Oh no!"

"How?"

"We've changed so much, how can we explain this to the workers?!"

"If this gets out, there will be a lot of trouble."

"What should we do then?"

"It's hard to explain, I can only..."

The Old Dad's eyes lit up. "Call that kid and ask!"

"Old Dad?"

Upon receiving the call, Lin Fan smiled and asked, "Have you taken your medicine?"

"Why didn't you explain this earlier?! We've changed so much, it's bound to be discovered!"

"Won't this cause trouble?"

"Rest assured."

Lin Fan chuckled, "No problem, feel free to expose yourself."

"Well... okay then."

Be careful!

The call ended.

Lin Fan couldn't help but whisper.

"Trouble?"

"There might be trouble if they are exposed, but... they can't be exposed."

Lin Fan was certain of one thing.

That is, the people in the Residents' Happiness and Well-being Department are definitely more reluctant to let their parents' changes be exposed than they are themselves, and they don't even want anyone to know that they are their parents!

therefore...

They will definitely do something; in other words, it's highly unlikely that this will be exposed.

No, it shouldn't be said that it's basically impossible for it to be exposed; rather, it's certain that it won't be exposed.

After a long and arduous journey, accompanied by more than a dozen "car accidents," Lin Fan returned to C City before nightfall.

It's not that he was in such a hurry to leave.

Instead...

We will travel through time again tomorrow.

If we don't leave, and our Saintess comes over, she won't understand or speak the dialect at all, then we'll be exposed.

Although... the scene of our Saintess meeting her in-laws will definitely be quite amusing.

However, the timing is clearly not right yet.

After returning to C City, Lin Fan saw one of the cars that had been following him parked not far away, so he got out and walked over.

Then, he gently knocked on the car window.

As the car window rolled down, a man with a resolute face in the driver's seat respectfully asked, "Mister Lin, what can I do for you?"

"Thanks for your hard work."

Lin Fan spoke, then took out a Jade Bottle: "There are two pills inside. You and your brothers dissolve them in water and share them. They will be of some benefit."

The other person's expression immediately turned serious. "Thank you, Mister Lin, it's what we should do!"

There's no such thing as "should" or "shouldn't".

Lin Fan shook his head. "I know you're here on a mission, but for me, you've indeed helped me avoid a lot of minor troubles, so this is what you deserve."

"Let's go!"

Without saying a word, Lin Fan waved his hand and left.

The other party took a deep breath and immediately contacted their companions.

The next day, early morning.

The journey continues.

When Lin·Purple Firmament opened her eyes, they were full of confidence.

"We've found the relevant formation. This time, we must perfect the Artificial Sun technology, and that guy..."

"Hey-hey!"

Lin·Purple Firmament was very satisfied with her arrangements!

"Let's check that guy's message first..."

Open the message.

Lin Fan in the picture appears to be deep in thought.

"Do you think the Heavenly Dao might be carrying out some kind of human extermination plan? Otherwise, why am I unable to accumulate merit?"

"During these three days, I went to Kyoto and helped an elderly person who should have accumulated a great deal of merit, but I did not gain any merit in return."

"This makes me a little confused..."

Human purge plan?

Lin·Purple Firmament frowned slightly.

"This idea seems to exist in the Cultivation World as well, only with a different name? But it's clearly not the case on Earth."

"His worry is unnecessary."

"If Heaven truly wants to eliminate humanity, it has far too many means at its disposal!"

Let's continue reading.

"I went back to my hometown once and brought some Spiritual Energy Pill to my parents."

"Apart from that, there doesn't seem to be anything else worth telling you. Oh, Old Chen has successfully set up an Inverted Tiangang Formation, which can draw down the Star Power from Outer Territory. He should be trying to set up a formation to convert the Star Power into spiritual energy."

"Once the conversion is successful and the Artificial Sun technology is perfected, we can immediately begin to deploy it across the country."

"Speaking of which..."

Lin Fan in the video suddenly looked curious. "I'm actually quite curious, did you successfully create your avatar?"

"Did your avatar act on your orders during this time travel, and is it waiting to curse me?"

"I think so, after all, you... tsk tsk tsk."

What's wrong with me?!

Qi Saintess glared.

"What does this guy mean?! Is this Saintess so worthless in his eyes that he actually wants to insult him?!"

"Nonsense!"

"Utterly despicable!!!"

Just as Qi Saintess was grinding her teeth, Lin Fan in the scene said seriously, "However..."

Upon hearing this, she was slightly taken aback.

But what?

"Actually, I'm really looking forward to our first meeting."

"Although we didn't meet in our true forms, this can be considered our first real encounter, right?"

"Well then, I hope we can have a wonderful three days together!"

"See you later."

He waved, and the video ended.

Without her noticing, the corners of her mouth had slowly transformed from a gritted-teeth expression into a smile.

"Is this guy looking forward to our first meeting?"

"Actually... me too."

"However, hehehehe~!"

"I'm looking forward to it even more than you are."

"I really hope these three days pass quickly. Once we get back and our memories are shared, I'll know just how miserable you've been these past three days!"

"But for now, I'll take the formation over first and study it with Old Chen and Zhou Xiaoran. Once it's successful..."

Not long after, in the Greenhouse Area.

Old Chen and Zhou Xiaoran studied the formation that Lin·Purple Firmament had brought, and occasionally asked questions.

"This formation can absorb light?"

"Right!"

"Can it absorb heat radiation?"

"I've tried it. Even when the sun is at its strongest, there's no heat inside the formation, and you can't see any light at all," Lin·Purple Firmament said, adding that she had already tried it.

"There really are such strange formations?"

Old Chen asked curiously, "Tell me, what was the purpose of the person who created this formation?"

Does it absorb light and heat radiation?

Are they afraid of light and heat?

"Could it be a zombie?"

"..."

Lin·Purple Firmament immediately shook her head. "It can't be a zombie. Real zombies aren't afraid of light. Those that are afraid of light don't deserve to be called zombies. They don't even have intelligence. They only know how to drink blood and they can't create formations."

"That's strange..."

"Tell me, who on earth is so idle as to invent these strange formations?"

"I don't know either."

Lin·Purple Firmament shrugged, indicating she didn't know.

At that moment, neither of them noticed that Zhou Xiaoran was completely mesmerized, staring at the array with her eyes filled with mysterious symbols...

(P. S.: Only three chapters today, the first time since the book was published... It's not that Huan Yan doesn't want to write, it's just that she really can't write anymore. She hasn't eaten a single bite since yesterday, and she got up at four o'clock this morning to drink laxatives, and then she vomited and had diarrhea. After the endoscopy last night, she has been feeling nauseous, and even drinking a sip of porridge makes her want to vomit. She feels like her whole body is cracking! She doesn't know when she will be able to eat again.)

Let's give Huan Yan some time to recover, and then let's unleash our full potential!

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