What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 36

I Can't Suffer This Loss

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They may or may not succeed in the end, Qi Zixiao didn't know, but as long as she created an opportunity, she wouldn't owe anyone any favors.

While heading towards Green Mountain Town, Qi Zixiao gradually began to plan in her heart.

"Now that I'm going back, I can practice some deduction and divination methods. That way, it will be much more convenient than just relying on sensing good and bad omens."

Originally, she had planned to try to find that wanted criminal once her Waterflow Body had reached the entry level and she possessed a certain level of combat power. If she found him, she could get 50,000 yuan, which would be many times faster than manual labor, wouldn't it?

But now that was impossible.

Her phone was broken, and she couldn't contact Wu Guodong in her friend circle. Even if she found the wanted criminal, it would be useless.

Therefore, she could only leave it for the next time she transmigrated.

Since she had nothing else to do anyway, she might as well go home and binge-watch dramas. Maybe she could get some inspiration and think of a few extraordinary spells?

While pondering, Green Mountain Town gradually appeared in sight.

Looking at the familiar streets, Qi Zixiao nodded calmly.

"I'm back, it wasn't difficult after all..."

Back home, Qi Zixiao took out clothes from the closet, preparing to take a bath.

For her, from childhood to adulthood, she had always been clean and tidy. Today, she first jumped into the lake, and then jumped off a car...

Naturally, she had to wash herself clean.

However, upon entering the bathroom, she was stunned for a moment.

Take a bath?

This...

Taking a bath with that guy's body...

Unconsciously, her face turned red all the way to the roots of her neck.

Although in recent days, she had been able to deliberately downplay normal 'urgent matters' and could even feel less embarrassed when urinating, but taking a bath...

Especially since there was even a full-length mirror in this bathroom!?

So...

Should I wash or not?

Wash? Embarrassing... Not wash? Uncomfortable all over.

"Huff..."

After a long while, Qi Zixiao muttered to herself: "Wash!"

"Anyway, that guy has already bathed with my body, so what if I bathe with his body?"

"If I don't wash, I'll be at a loss instead."

I, Purple Mansion Saintess Qi Zixiao, not only never owe anyone favors in this life, but I absolutely cannot suffer losses~!

After a wave of bathing, she felt refreshed. At the same time, Qi Zixiao also developed a strong interest in bathtubs and showers.

In the cultivation world, where would you find these things? Cultivators generally don't need to bathe, because they can clean themselves with spells and True Essence.

If they want to bathe, they just soak in a tub.

The feeling of soaking in a bath is naturally good, but the feeling of lying directly in a bathtub is completely different...

Moreover, showering is also very convenient.

Not only that, Qi Zixiao also had new discoveries, gaining a more comprehensive understanding of the male body structure, reactions, and so on...

For example...

This was simply a new continent for Qi Zixiao, making her astonished and surprised, and at the same time... a little at a loss.

Thinking about it, she suddenly thought of that guy using her body to take a bath...

At that time, was he also studying her body like this?

Damn it!

Qi Zixiao gnashed her teeth at the thought of this.

"No, I can't suffer this loss!"

"..."

Time passed just like that.

When the three days were up, Lin Fan and Qi Zixiao traveled back on time, returning to their respective bodies.

The TV was still on.

Lin Fan marveled, "I didn't turn this tigress into a homebody, did I? Just lazing on the sofa all day, drinking Fatty Happiness Water and watching TV?"

Looking at the coffee table again, both the note and the phone were there.

"She told me the password, but still left a note, so... learning how to use a phone is really too difficult for an ancient person, huh?"

"Wait... why does something feel off?"

The moment he traveled back, Lin Fan didn't notice anything wrong, but now he felt it was getting stranger and stranger...

It seemed like something was missing?

Holy crap!!!

His heart suddenly jumped, but he was afraid to look...

That tigress...

And then...

"So, what exactly am I missing?"

"It seems like..."

"Holy crap?! Where's my Inner Force?!"

"I worked so hard to cultivate it, that big ball of Inner Force?!"

Finally, he knew what he was missing!

Because he had only felt the sensation of having Inner Force for two or three days, he wasn't too familiar with it, so he didn't react immediately.

But now, he was completely sure that his Inner Force was gone!

Could it be that Qi Zixiao didn't know martial arts, so when she controlled his body, something went wrong and the Inner Force dissipated directly?

If that's the case, wouldn't he have to make her practice with him?

At this moment, Lin Fan thought a lot.

For example, that the Inner Force dissipated on its own because Qi Zixiao didn't know how to restrain it, and he also thought of the 'shared account' gameplay.

"Forget it, I'll see what she said first."

On the note, the first sentence:

The thing in your body is too weak, I have abolished it for you, no need to thank me.

Lin Fan: "(⊙o⊙)…?????"

What the hell?!

Lin Fan's head instantly grew bigger, and anger surged.

Was it easy for me to cultivate some Inner Force? You're so kind, you dislike it's too weak and just abolished it for me?!

What's not weak then? Cultivating immortality?

But I have to be able to cultivate it!!!

Bang!

Lin Fan slammed the table in anger, and then...

Boom!!!

In the midst of a loud crash, the coffee table snapped in two.

Lin Fan: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!???"

"What... what's going on?"

He was dumbfounded.

"Wasn't my Inner Force crippled? Besides, even if I had my previous Inner Force, I couldn't have done this, right? What exactly..."

Three days ago, he had specifically tried it out, and he was indeed much stronger than when he hadn't practiced martial arts, but he was still within the category of 'human.'

But now, he didn't seem to have used much force at all, yet the solid wood coffee table had directly snapped?!

He raised his hand and clenched his fist in a daze.

Creak...

He could feel that the power was astonishing!

Not only that, but he also discovered that his skin was even more delicate than before...

Touching it, it was also softer.

"What... what exactly happened to me?"

Could it be that she really used my body to cultivate immortality?!

This thought naturally flashed through Lin Fan's mind, but he denied it himself.

"If it were cultivation, there should be True Essence in my body, but I clearly don't feel anything, and without Spiritual Energy, I don't have the conditions for cultivation..."

"Then what exactly is going on?"

Knock, knock, knock...

Just then, someone knocked on the door.

"Who is it?" Lin Fan asked aloud.

"It's me, the Landlady."

Outside the door, the Landlady Zhou Na's voice came, and the corner of Lin Fan's mouth twitched...

"Open the door quickly, what was that noise I just heard..."

"Uh..."

Well, the sound of him breaking the coffee table was heard. Lin Fan smiled wryly. What would he say if she saw it?

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