What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 366

A Rascal Snake

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"A dog relying on its master's power!"

Qi Zixiao was still clearly annoyed. Seeing his 'domineering' appearance, she couldn't help but mutter under her breath, "If we don't help him, won't we get eaten by that toad?"

"Hey-hey..."

Qi Zi·Fan chuckled and put his arm around Qi Zixiao's shoulder before saying, "Actually, although the Ink Blood Toad is ugly, it still has some uses. You don't have too much prejudice against it."

"That's all I'm saying, why are you hugging me?"

Qi Zixiao glared. "Let me go!"

"Hehehe..."

Knowing when to stop, he easily released his grip and said, "I was just whispering to you, what if he overheard us if we were too close?"

"... That's more like it."

Qi Zixiao nodded, indicating her forgiveness.

But the words had barely left his mouth...

"...???"

That's not right!

If you're afraid of being overheard, why not just use Divine Sense?

This guy!!!

She gritted her teeth again, but she couldn't afford to lose her temper anymore, after all, there were outsiders around.

And so...

One hand went directly behind Qi Zi·Fan and pinched a certain large and perky spot.

"Ouch..."

Qi Zi·Fan couldn't help but call out.

Qi Zixiao kept her eyes down, seemingly oblivious to her surroundings, and had already withdrawn her hand, as if it had nothing to do with her.

Dan Chengzi turned around, his face full of confusion. "Your Highness? What's wrong?"

Qi Zi·Fan's face was tense. "It's nothing..."

Nothing's wrong?

Dan the Fatty, touched his forehead.

Why would someone suddenly scream for no reason?

However...

Just as he was puzzled and turned around...

Qi Zi·Fan then struck back with lightning speed, using the same tactics against the other person!

Qi Zixiao was feeling quite pleased with herself.

Who would have thought this guy would suddenly retaliate?

Caught off guard, he suddenly grinned and widened his eyes, exclaiming, "Ouch..."

Dan the Fatty turned around again and noticed Qi Zixiao's shocked and slightly flushed face. He was taken aback and asked, "Uh, Your Highness in disguise, what's wrong?"

"What's it to you!"

Qi Zixiao was both anxious and angry, and also quite embarrassed. At this moment, how could she possibly give her a pleasant look? She was just short of saying, "What's it to you!"

"..."

Dan the Fatty sighed helplessly, glancing at Qi Zi·Fan as if to say: See, there's really something wrong with your avatar.

Then, they remained on high alert, after all, he had already issued a provocation, and who knew Ink Blood Toad would suddenly make a move?

However...

There was no movement!

After a dozen or so breaths, the 'qi' that Dan Chengzi released had blown away much of the black mud in the Black Water Swamp.

Below, a rather large crater has appeared!

However, the Ink Blood Toad was still nowhere to be found.

Seeing that Dan the Fatty's attention was no longer on the two of them, Qi Zixiao immediately wanted to make another move! After all...

Our Qi Saintess never owes anyone a favor, nor does she ever suffer a loss!

However, Qi Zi·Fan was already prepared!

Although it was their first 'meeting' with Qi Zixiao, they already knew a thing or two about her personality, and that she was definitely a proud and arrogant person who would never suffer a loss.

Now that she has retaliated, does she think she can just let it go?

A counterattack is inevitable!

So this guy was prepared. Just as she made her move secretly, he struck with lightning speed, grabbed Qi Zixiao's hand, placed it in his palm, and stroked it...

"So white, so slippery."

He chuckled softly and obnoxiously.

"You!!!"

Qi Zixiao gritted his teeth and angrily transmitted his voice, "Dog Thief!"

"Aren't your own hands whiter and smoother than mine?!"

"Let me go!"

"What if I let you go and then attack again?"

Qi Zi·Fan wasn't buying it. Yes, we're using your body now, and these hands are indeed white and smooth, but you can't feel them yourself!

You can't exactly touch your own hands and then mutter, "They're so white and smooth!"

"I!!!"

Qi Zixiao was filled with shame and anger. "Let me go right now, lest we be discovered!"

"You dared to ambush me even though you were afraid of being discovered? And you even pinched me there... Sigh, don't do it again!"

Qi Zi·Fan's feelings at this moment were actually very... strange.

As a man, although he had controlled Qi Zixiao's body more than once or twice, and for quite some time, this feeling was truly a first for him!

Comfortable???

Not really...

But something still feels off.

"Has this toad changed its nature?"

Dan the Fatty was completely unaware of what was happening on the Flying Boat. He focused almost all his Divine Sense on the ground below to prevent the Ink Blood Toad from suddenly attacking.

But after waiting for dozens of breaths, there was still no movement, which was quite strange.

"The last time I passed through this place, it made its move immediately..."

Dan the Fatty was speechless for a moment.

"Could it be that it's full?"

Qi Zixiao withdrew her hand and dared not make any more reckless moves.

"It's also possible that you're too ugly right now, with a bruised and swollen face that doesn't look appetizing," Qi Zi·Fan said with a smile.

"Very likely!"

Qi Zixiao nodded repeatedly in agreement.

Dan Chengzi: "..."

Okay!

Now that Her Your Highness Saintess's avatar seems to be working properly, it's finally 'synchronized' with the real person?

He pondered for a moment and said, "It's a bit discouraging, but it's certainly possible..."

Immediately, this guy took out two bottles of pills and threw them to Qi Zi·Fan and Qi Zixiao respectively, saying, "Your Highness, this is my unique anti- Biochemical Pill pill - the Refreshing Pill."

"Keep it with you, and you won't be affected by the Biochemical Pill. However, do not put it in your Storage Bag this time, otherwise..."

Otherwise, what's the point?

It stinks horribly!!!

Qi Zi·Fan and Qi Zixiao both knew the terror of the Biochemical Pill, and immediately took their own pills.

Otherwise, what if you get half-killed by the stench?

At the same time, Qi Zi·Fan also had a lot of opinions about this name.

"Refreshing Pill? Why not just add the word 'air' before it?"

Qi Zixiao was taken aback, then thought it made a lot of sense, "Right, why not call it Air Refreshing Pill?"

"Your Highness is wise!"

Dan Chengzi chuckled, "From now on, this pill will be called the Air Refreshing Pill!"

"Next..."

This guy then took out a handful of bright green Biochemical Pill, held them in his hand, and then...

Whoosh!

A large amount of it fell down.

Furthermore, these Biochemical Pill all exploded upon contact with the Black Water Swamp marsh, sending up plumes of green smoke.

Qi Zi·Fan and Qi Zixiao leaned close together, almost holding their breath...

Fortunately, just as the green smoke was about to get close, an invisible barrier seemed to appear beside the two of them, separating them and preventing it from getting within three zhang (approximately 10 meters) of them.

As for Divine Sense...

At this moment, even Dan Chengzi dared not probe his Divine Sense into the green smoke, unless he wanted to be suffocated by the stench.

"There won't be any problems now."

Dan Chengzi nodded in satisfaction as he watched the large expanse of green mist rise.

Several Spirit Bird happened to be flying high in the sky, but... suddenly, they shuddered violently.

"Chirp?!"

"Yo!!!!"

These birds suddenly froze in mid-air, then let out a terrible cry, and then could no longer fly.

They all tumbled down, spinning in the air, before plunging headfirst into the Black Water Swamp...

"This Biochemical Pill... is terrifying."

Qi Zixiao said with a look of disgust, "You're too mean, you actually came up with a trick like this!"

"First of all, let me state this!"

Qi Zi·Fan chuckled, "I'm not being sarcastic, and this tactic isn't my idea. Someone else has already developed similar tactics!"

"Who?"

Qi Zixiao expressed disbelief. "Tell me about it?"

"This is a long and fascinating story, and it all started with our Hua Nation..."

"In ancient times, when defending a city, soldiers would prepare a lot of ' Golden Broth,' which is the earliest documented 'biological weapon'!"

"Golden Broth?"

Qi Zixiao blinked. "What is that? And what does it have to do with biological weapons?"

"Heh, you don't want to know."

Qi Zi·Fan coughed lightly.

"... What's that saying on Earth? 'A person who only tells half a story is destined to lose an egg'?"

"Wow! That's too ruthless!!!"

"Stop talking nonsense and get to the point!"

"You really want to know?"

What do you think?

"Then come closer and listen..."

"..." Qi Zixiao rolled her eyes, but still leaned her ear closer. Then, she felt a wave of heat rush over her, which gave her a strange feeling.

"Golden Broth is..."

Qi Zi·Fan looked at the glistening earlobe in front of her and almost couldn't resist taking a bite.

But as soon as she finished speaking, Qi Zixiao immediately took a step back. "Eh!!!"

"How could the Hua Nation be so disgusting?"

"When two armies clash, they will naturally use every means possible!"

Qi Zi·Fan shook his head. "How can that be considered disgusting?"

"But speaking of which, why hasn't anything happened yet?"

Qi Zi·Fan somewhat surprised, while Qi Zixiao thought it was better if there was no movement... That giant toad was just too ugly!

Dan Chengzi was completely dumbfounded.

"Where is my Spirit Beast?!"

He was taken aback. "It should like this flavor the most. I gave it two before, and it really enjoyed them..."

"Has something happened?!"

Dan Chengzi's heart skipped a beat, sensing something was wrong. "Oh no, something must have happened to my Spirit Beast!"

"Fatty!"

Qi Zixiao couldn't stand it anymore. "It's not even a done deal yet, why has it become your Spirit Beast? Have you no shame?"

"Hey, you can't say that."

Qi Zi·Fan smiled gently, "With my assistance and your avatar's help, wouldn't the Ink Blood Toad be a piece of cake?"

"However, it remains completely still. Could it be afraid of me?"

Just as they were wondering why the Ink Blood Toad hadn't appeared, a figure as fast as lightning suddenly burst out of the Blackwater Pool and sped towards the deep forest beside it.

"It's Demon Beast!"

Dan Chengzi's expression changed drastically. "This Black Water Swamp is the territory of the Ink Blood Toad, so why are there other Demon Beast here? Something must have happened!"

His 'love' for the Ink Blood Toad runs deep.

How could anyone remain calm at this moment?

After shouting, he rushed over immediately and followed.

Upon seeing this, Qi Zi·Fan and Qi Zixiao immediately urged their Flying Boat to follow.

After breaking through the influence of the Biochemical Pill, the two simultaneously probed outwards and immediately understood what the black lightning was.

"One..."

"Rascal Snake?"

Qi Zi·Fan blinked, almost laughing.

I failed to get five updates, sob sob, only four. Tomorrow, I'll definitely get five updates again tomorrow!

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