What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 391

Public Announcement: We're in the Spiritual Qi Revival!

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"Are netizens and residents already impatient?"

The Seventh Vice Minister inquired.

"From what I've seen and heard in Green Mountain Town, many people are already impatient. Although the popularity of Green Mountain Town is gradually decreasing, some people are still complaining about why there are no cultivation courses or adult cultivation training classes yet."

"That is indeed the problem!"

The Second Vice Minister nodded and said, "This matter has caused too much of a stir and cannot be kept secret, so people have all guessed that it is related to the Spiritual Qi Revival."

"Although we haven't fully disclosed the details, everyone can guess a lot of things. So, both online and offline, more and more people are calling on us to start related cultivation courses and adult training classes as soon as possible..."

"Some people even said that if we're not ready, we can start with online classes!"

At this point, the Second Vice Minister was somewhat amused and exasperated. "Can you believe it? Countless people have volunteered to ask us to offer online courses to teach them how to cultivate immortality."

"This..."

The Minister blinked. "Before, when we asked them to take online classes, everyone objected faster than anyone else, but now they're all more proactive than the last."

"Too bad, we're not going!"

"I haven't even learned how to cultivate immortality yet, why are they in such a hurry?"

The Minister shrugged. "Besides, there's not enough spiritual energy right now!"

"That is indeed the case."

The Third Vice Minister was both amused and exasperated. "But we can't say that, it's too hurtful. Besides, the main reason we're not opening cultivation training classes right now is that the progress of Spiritual Qi Revival hasn't kept up yet..."

"So, this is the only explanation we can give to the outside world."

"That means we must acknowledge the Spiritual Qi Revival, or rather, we must acknowledge that we are currently making preparations and working on the Spiritual Qi Revival."

The Seventh Vice Minister whispered, "Doing this is tantamount to reporting our progress to those foreign forces as well, which will cause more trouble."

"There will definitely be trouble," the Second Vice Minister concluded. "But relatively speaking, internal stability is more important, so I agree to announce the Spiritual Qi Revival."

"In fact, even if we don't announce it, the public already has their own judgment and opinions."

"We've already guessed most of it, so what's the harm in announcing it?"

"That's true!"

The Seventh Vice Minister no longer objected.

"Let's vote by raising our hands."

The Minister shook his head and swayed his body, looking somewhat unserious, but everyone was already familiar with his style and didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

Soon, the results came out, and everyone agreed to publish them.

"Then we'll arrange this after the meeting. We must stabilize the situation domestically and prevent any trouble from happening!"

The Minister's expression gradually turned serious. "People can resign, they can go to Famous Mountains and Great Rivers, they can try to enter various temples, but everything must be done according to the rules!"

"The law cannot be trampled on; we must ensure one thing."

"Aside from the gradual emergence of cultivators... all rules and laws must remain the same as before!"

"Even if changes are needed, they must be made after everyone has discussed and jointly formulated them!"

"Yes!"

The Third Vice Minister nodded and then said, "Let's put this issue aside for now and address another problem next."

"Currently, Wudang, Celestial Master Residence, Qingcheng, Huashan, Shushan and other sects with long-standing traditions and supernatural occurrences have handed over their own martial arts techniques and various ancient books to us, either by copying or by taking photos."

"What can be confirmed is that the Golden Light Spell of Longhu Mountain, the Wudang Thunder Method, the Huashan Purple Haze Skill, and the Shushan Sword Cultivation Method can indeed be practiced!"

"Should we find a group of people to cultivate?"

"Although the progress of the Hundred Battles Sutra is fast, based on the current data and progress of their cultivation, it is actually a cultivation method that overdraws potential. After reaching a certain level, it will be almost impossible to make any further progress."

"We need the Hundred Battles Sutra right now, but in the long run, these techniques may also be necessary..."

"Not good."

The Minister pondered for a moment, "At the very least, we can't cultivate openly, otherwise, to those sects, how would our actions be any different from plundering by force?"

"Find a group of suitable and reliable people to practice, then record all the detailed data after their practice, establish appropriate formulas and calculation rules, and input them into the supercomputer for relevant calculations and simulations."

"We should learn from its strengths, discard its weaknesses, and then try to slowly modify the Hundred Battles Sutra Hundred Battles Sutra to gradually eliminate its shortcomings. This is what we should be doing!"

The Minister's words quickly convinced the other deputy Minister, who all nodded in agreement.

Simply put, it's about giving face to Longhu Mountain, Wudang Sect, Huashan Sect, and so on.

People obediently give you their family's techniques and secret teachings, and you immediately start practicing them, even beating them up?

That's going too far!

But, we can secretly hone our skills, and by the way, through a lot of calculations and simulations, learn from others' strengths and make up for our weaknesses, and integrate them into our own system. Is that okay?

Furthermore!

As these Famous Mountains and Great Rivers began to Spiritual Qi Revival, one after another, individuals who 'immediately Entering Dao the Dao' emerged, which shocked and urgency them.

Therefore, the main focus of the Resident Happiness Living Department must be on mastering the Hundred Battles Sutra," which allows for faster progress in the early stages. Only in this way can the stability of the early stages be maintained!

Post-production?!

The cultivation techniques and spells we've acquired so far are quite numerous, and there will only be more to come.

In this scenario, people cultivate their skills, and then use supercomputers to simulate and analyze the differences and advantages/disadvantages of various cultivation methods...

Although this requires modeling and extensive simulations by researchers, with the assistance of supercomputing, they believe that in the near future, they will be able to develop even more powerful techniques!

"There's one more thing."

After the matter of the cultivation method was temporarily put to rest, the Second Vice Minister spoke up again, "Those guys from abroad are starting to cause trouble again."

"Whether it's the Eagle Country Chicken Country, many of our netizens are talking about the Spiritual Qi Revival, and they've been paying attention to it."

"So these past two days they've been frantically urging and asking me if I'm about to start the cultivation training course, or if I'm deliberately keeping it from them to delay things."

What's wrong with that?

The Minister laughed, "Let's be honest. Let's first acknowledge the Spiritual Qi Revival, and then say that it's just a few pilot projects right now. Everyone will have the opportunity in the near future, right?"

"Don't they have any 'eyes and ears'? They must have quite a few of their eyes and ears in China, so... classes haven't even started in China yet, what's the rush for them?"

"That's how you respond to them!"

Second Vice Minister: "..."

What's your response to "Why are you in such a hurry?"

Is that a bit inappropriate?

He touched his chin, hesitating for a moment.

The meeting adjourned shortly afterward.

The Resident Happiness Living Department officially issued an important notice immediately!

Resident Happiness Living Department: Hello to all residents! Ensuring your Resident Happiness Living Department life has been our dream for many years and is also the direction we are moving towards.

The recent appearance of cultivators has shown us another direction, which is... the arrival of the Cultivation Era!

However, due to various reasons, the Earth has long lost its spiritual energy. Therefore, before ushering in the Cultivation Era, we need to Spiritual Qi Revival.

This is an incredibly large and lengthy project. Fortunately, with the help of that gentleman, we have made significant progress, and we have already launched pilot projects for the Spiritual Qi Revival in places such as Wudang Mountain and Longhu Mountain.

Yes, you guessed it right, those miraculous events all originated from the Spiritual Qi Revival!

But please don't be anxious, this will take time. We promise that in the near future, every inch of land in the country will be filled with spiritual energy, and everyone can breathe in spiritual energy without leaving home!

Please trust us and do not blindly change your current lifestyle. Continue as usual and wait for the full coverage of the Spiritual Qi Revival...

By then, the ability to cure terminal illnesses and become young overnight will be a benefit that everyone can enjoy, without having to run around looking for a solution!

As for the cultivation courses and adult cultivation training classes that everyone is concerned about... at present, spiritual energy is still extremely scarce. Even if classes are opened, people will not be able to cultivate, so please don't be anxious.

Please trust our Resident Happiness Living Department.

We will definitely lead everyone to a better life and a brighter tomorrow!

Sincerely yours.

An important notice was distributed across various platforms and channels, including online and offline, video, and text, ensuring that everyone, from internet addicts to elderly people who prefer reading newspapers, could see it.

This announcement immediately fueled the enthusiasm of netizens.

"Holy crap... it really is Spiritual Qi Revival?"

"I was right!"

"Damn, is it really that awesome? In novels, Spiritual Qi Revival, and then geniuses and protagonists emerge, while everyone else just passively endures it. But according to the notice from the Resident Happiness Living Department, they are working together with cultivators to promote the Spiritual Qi Revival?!"

"So the Spiritual Qi Revival is still controllable? Impressive!"

"Haha, the official side actually admitted it. Shouldn't this kind of thing be kept secret?"

"It's good that they admitted it, right? It proves they're sincere. I was originally planning to resign, but now it seems... I should wait. Anyway, it's not urgent for a day or two."

"Yes, I reckon if we go now, those Famous Mountains and Great Rivers will be packed with people. It's better to wait."

"Yes, yes, I'll wait too!"

People gradually calmed down.

Although the Resident Happiness Living Department directly acknowledged that the Spiritual Qi Revival exceeded everyone's expectations, their announcement was clearly sincere and directly stated the facts.

If that's the case, then why rush?

Of course, not everyone has calmed down; many are still frantically rushing to Famous Mountains and Great Rivers where Spiritual Qi Revival. But at least most people are beginning to regain their rationality and consider the gains and losses...

The real-time resignation rate has also begun to decline sharply.

Meanwhile, some netizens discovered the problem.

"Hey guys, have you noticed something?!"

"What's the problem?"

"Pay close attention to the list of pilot projects for the Spiritual Qi Revival!"

"Whether it's Longhu Mountain, Wudang Mountain, or even Qingcheng Mountain, Huashan Mountain, and Shushan Mountain, they all belong to the 'Daoist' sect, right? What about the Buddhist Famous Mountains?"

Come on, my hardworking wives! It's almost the end of the month, and if you don't vote now, you'll run out of monthly tickets!

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