What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 401

Braised Celestial Platform Realm Lion's Head!

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Dan the Fatty and Divine Calculator were very interested, but they couldn't make the decision for each other, since they didn't know the Protector Disciple resources of Chen Cheng, Zhou Yining, Fan Jianqiang, and Lu Ming.

What if they don't have enough money?

However, their worries were clearly unnecessary. The two women were equally arrogant, exchanging barbs that infuriated the disciples of the Hundred Refinements Pavilion.

Fan Jianqiang rarely uttered a word, but this guy, who looked kind and honest, was actually quite formidable.

They often remain silent until they do speak, at which point their words are 'deadly', infuriating the disciples of the Hundred Refinements Pavilion to the point of near death...

After receiving a positive response and attitude, Dan the Fatty naturally became even calmer.

hehe.

Are the disciples of the Hundred Refinements Pavilion wealthy?

He curled his lip and said, "Waiter, prepare the best private seats for us!"

"Give me one too!" ' Lin Fan ' chimed in immediately.

"We need to do it too, we can't be worse than them!"

How could the disciples of the Hundred Refinements Pavilion possibly back down from the start? Even the best private seats, how much could they possibly cost?!

However...

The dozen or so people who followed them in were initially quite calm and had an air of sophistication, but as soon as they heard them speak, they said they wanted the best private rooms...

They chickened out immediately, losing all desire to compete. They found a nearby spot, ordered some ordinary... well, actually relatively inexpensive food, and prepared to watch the show up close.

What's your signature dish?

After taking his seat, Dan the Fatty swaggered over and began to speak.

The waitress immediately said, "We have many signature dishes, but the most amazing one is the Braised Lion's Head!"

"Hundreds of years ago, our store manager went east out of Mount Qi to find ingredients."

"But what we found was a Nine-Headed Lion at the Celestial Platform Realm, with terrifying strength and an extremely strong killing intent!"

"After a fierce battle, the shopkeeper cut off eight of the Nine-Headed Lion heads and took them all back to be stored away. Although several years have passed, the divine nature of these lion heads remains unchanged and has not changed in the slightest due to the passage of time."

"Over the years, we've only managed to get three lion's head meatballs left, and that's now our most famous signature dish."

"I'll take it!"

Upon hearing this, Dan the Fatty found it amusing and waved his hand, ready to take it down.

"Indeed excellent." The Divine Calculator nodded slightly and smiled, "The head of Demon Beast at the Celestial Platform Realm... is something that ordinary people can't get their hands on."

They were so calm, but the waiter was a little confused. "Gentlemen, aren't you going to listen to the price?"

"This lion's head is extremely rare. Countless cultivators have wanted to acquire it, but in the end, they all chose to give up with a sigh..."

"No!"

Dan the Fatty, waved his large hand and said, "You have to ask the price of a delicious meal? Wouldn't people laugh at us if word got out?"

"It's their choice that they can't afford it, but that doesn't mean we can't afford it! No matter how many Spirit Stone those who can't afford it have, they are certainly not as wealthy as we are."

"Go ahead!"

"Good!"

"Go ahead!"

Qi Saintess and her entourage nodded in agreement.

Do I have to ask the price before I can eat something?

We can't afford to lose face like this!

The waitresses were bewildered, but they were perceptive enough to know that these people were Purple Mansion Disciple, and even the Purple Mansion Saintess was among them. Therefore, they didn't say much and immediately sent the message to the kitchen to begin preparations.

Meanwhile, how could the disciples of the Hundred Refinements Pavilion lag behind?!

"Braised Lion's Head, give us one too!"

"Right!"

"Come!"

The waiter who greeted them hesitated for a moment, "This Braised Lion's Head meatball is too expensive. Although you are all disciples of the Hundred Refinements Pavilion and are very wealthy,..."

"Stop talking nonsense!"

"Knowing we are disciples of the Hundred Refinements Pavilion, why are you still making such a racket?"

"Get ready to go quickly!"

Lin Fan already had a 'perfect' plan in mind, so he naturally wouldn't give up halfway. He directly asked, "You just said there are three heads left, right?"

"Then Laozi 'll take this third one!"

waiter. "???"

"My esteemed immortal, the Braised Lion's Head at our Three Immortals Inn are not the kind that mortals talk about, which are at most the size of a fist."

"Back then, the Nine-Headed Lion was already a second-level Sendai realm being, hundreds of feet tall, with each head being tens of feet in size and weighing over 100,000 jin."

"You're all alone, I'm afraid..."

Lin Fan's eyes widened immediately. "So what if it's just one person? Go and prepare it. Are you afraid Laozi can't afford it?"

And are you worried I won't be able to finish it?

Can't I take the leftovers with me?

At worst, we can leave some for that guy and let him taste the delicacies of our Cultivation World when he comes over!

Lest that guy think I've never eaten anything delicious, and that there isn't one in the entire Cultivation World!

Hmph, I've never eaten it before? That's only because I've never left my Purple Mansion!

However.

The waitress remained still and whispered, "My lord, Braised Lion's Head meatballs have been our Three Immortals Inn's number one signature dish for hundreds of years."

"And the chef who cooked this dish is also the top chef at our Three Immortals Inn, whose culinary skills are astonishing!"

"The head of the Nine-Headed Lion, a second-tier Demon Beast of Sendai, is not only incredibly delicious after being cooked by our top chef, but it also has all sorts of miraculous benefits, such as comprehending the Dao principles, the Nine-Headed Lion's magic, and advancing in rank on the spot!"

"Therefore, the price is extremely high, requiring 300 million Spirit Stone to purchase."

"Furthermore, if they cannot produce 300 million Spirit Stone after consuming the food, they will be forcibly detained and sent to prepare ingredients for us until the value of the ingredients is enough to pay off the debt, or until they die."

"You... would you like to reconsider?"

' Lin Fan ': "..."

Qi Zixiao was somewhat angry.

Why are you looking down on me?!

I've already been this arrogant, even using "Laozi" all the time, and you still don't give me any face?

What's wrong with 300 million Spirit Stone?

As for the incarnation and the disciples of the Hundred Refinements Pavilion, you should just go and prepare them. Why do you have to be so clear to me about what I need and even tell me the price?

Are you worried I can't afford it?!

Lin Fan stared wide-eyed, speechless.

Does being emotionally aggressive require a specific partner?

She suddenly remembered a saying from the other side of the world.

It's when someone who has no ability pretends to be something they're not. But when someone with real ability pretends to be something they're not, that's truly impressive!

so...

Now, in these people's eyes, I am just a 'show-off,' while the Purple Mansion Saintess and the people of the Hundred Refinements Pavilion all have their own status and position, so wouldn't they have any doubts?

Lin Fan immediately retorted with a dark face, "Outrageous! Do you think I don't have Spirit Stone? Three hundred million it is! Go and prepare them immediately!"

What happened to the 300 million Spirit Stone?

This Saintess... bah, do I Lin Fan, lack Spirit Stone?!

expensive?

It is indeed expensive.

But putting everything else aside, just buying ingredients... well, it's not quite right to call them ingredients. Just one head of a Sendai Tier 2 Nine-Headed Lion would cost at least hundreds of millions to buy alone, and even then, it's priceless!

After all, the body of Demon Beast, if used properly, is of great benefit to cultivators, and this is especially true for those of higher cultivation levels.

Then there's the cooking process and the fact that the restaurant needs to make a profit...

Three hundred million Spirit Stone is a little expensive, but it's only a little bit!

Need money?

Qi Zixiao is not short of money. Although she had almost emptied her pockets by refining the avatar, don't forget how fast you can make money with your phone.

Moreover, although the many treasures obtained from the Ten Thousand Demons Tomb were not particularly valuable, their large quantity made them worthwhile!

With such a large quantity, if all of them were sold, it would be a very considerable fortune. How could they not be able to come up with 300 million?

Spirit Stone alone are enough!

Snap!

Seeing that the waiter was still hesitant, ' Lin Fan ' directly pulled out his Storage Bag: "What's so difficult about a mere three hundred million Spirit Stone?"

"Don't make Laozi angry!"

"Yes, Immortal Master..."

The waitress was startled and immediately went to notify the kitchen to prepare.

But just then, ' Lin Fan ' said again, 'Come back!'

"Immortal Master, is there anything else you require?"

"Bring me a jug of your best wine!"

"Yes, Immortal Master."

The waitress left.

but...

The disciples of the Hundred Refinements Pavilion were startled.

"Three... three hundred million Spirit Stone?"

"This is way too expensive!!"

"I'll wait... I'll wait..."

"Don't panic!"

Young Master Chi Xiaomo snorted coldly, then said in a low voice, "Three hundred million Spirit Stone is indeed expensive, but it's not like we can't afford it..."

"At worst, we can just scrape together the money later; we'll definitely be able to."

"Moreover, don't forget that there are dozens of us, and we are all disciples of the Hundred Refinements Pavilion with considerable wealth. Yet we still need to raise so many Spirit Stone."

"How could Qi Zixiao and the others be at ease? Perhaps they simply can't come up with that many Spirit Stone. Why panic?"

In his view, Qi Zixiao and the others were all Purple Mansion Disciple, and their status was indeed very noble, but did a noble status necessarily mean they were rich?

Just like how people with power are necessarily rich?

Yes, they can use their power to make money, but our Hundred Refinements Pavilion is not without power either!

We have power and business; even if they're rich, we're richer than them!

However... someone said timidly, "Young Master, that guy also ordered a pot of the best wine. The price of that wine must be extremely high."

Chi Xiaomo was stunned. "..."

Immediately, his face turned green.

He completely forgot about that!

However, what made him even more desperate was that the seemingly honest and simple guy from the Purple Mansion Holy Land, who could infuriate people with just a few words, actually said, "Give us a pot of the best wine too!"

Chi Xiaomo: "..."

"???"

Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!!!

He was stunned.

Somewhat stiffly, he turned his head to look at Qi Zixiao and the other six, only to find them all calm... as if none of them took the matter to heart.

It's like saying, "A pot of the finest wine? No problem, just bring out whatever you like!"

But how is that possible?!

Braised Lion's Head costs 300 million, so a pot of the finest wine must cost over 100 million too!

Even I wouldn't dare order at this price, let alone them?

That's absolutely impossible!

Could it be...?

Are they just putting on an act?

Yes, that must be it!

Chi Xiaomo thought to herself, feeling annoyed. "Let's see how long you can keep up this act!"

"Wait until you slip up!"

Sigh, last night some classmates in the group were saying why foreign countries aren't putting pressure on us, joining forces to cause trouble, or imposing sanctions. I even said that writing it that way would be a disaster, and that the protagonist's threat level is greater than a nuclear bomb. Who would dare to threaten him? Do they have a death wish?

As a result, a chapter of my work was taken down this morning... I really didn't expect that something would happen after I wrote it like this!

Not writing anything? That wouldn't be right either; other countries and forces can't just remain completely silent, can they?

Headache!

I'm so upset, I need some comfort from my wives, sob sob.

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