What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 432

Flirting Mahjong Method, Affectionate Mahjong

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This is a real headache!

But just then, Qi Zixiao suddenly remembered something...

Although this guy in front of me has Lin Fan's face and looks like he has Lin Fan's body, he is actually Qi Zi·Fan, okay?!

It's using its own body!

If that's the case, then what am I afraid of?

Even if it's a date between myself and 'myself', it doesn't really matter, right?

You can also enjoy delicious food...

Slurp.

Just thinking about the incredibly delicious taste of Braised Lion's Head made Qi Zixiao's mouth water.

It's so delicious!

In the past, she thought there wasn't much good food in the Cultivation World, at most just some Spirit Fruit. Although they were sweet, they were too monotonous and would get boring after a while.

Therefore, I find the foods on Earth that are loaded with seasonings and have rich flavors to be incredibly delicious.

But after tasting Braised Lion's Head, she realized that the truly exquisite delicacies were actually found in the Cultivation World!

So, she was moved.

"Okay, I'll find a chance to come out and find you after I'm done here."

"OK, we'll contact you later."

Lin Fan smiled after successfully receiving the invitation.

In fact, this guy was quite uneasy.

Does this count as a date?

He didn't know either, but... enjoying a meal together was undoubtedly a big step forward.

Although what we see before us is just an avatar, the avatar and our Saintess Maiden can completely share memories. At that time, it will be like 'synchronization', and there will be no distinction between them!

Hmph!

Is this thing still laughing?

Crackling sounds!

While building the Great Wall, Dan the Fatty suddenly noticed that Lin Fan was smiling and looking rather strange, and he couldn't help but want to yell at him.

They've lost, and lost quite a bit, and they're still complaining?

Seriously... people who are foolish and have too much money!

He couldn't help but say, "Fellow Daoist HeHe, you really don't know how to play. Would you like me to teach you?"

"Yes, yes, I really don't know how to play, Fellow Daoist Fatty. What do you think I should do?" Lin Fan replied with a smile.

Dan the Fatty: "..."

The second one.

Lin Fan stumbled and bumped along, managing to get a tile from Qi Zixiao, and then luckily got another tile from Dan the Fatty...

A winning hand, won by self-draw!

Although they weren't Pure Suit, they weren't small either.

"Oops!"

Lin Fan smiled broadly, "Looks like I still know how to play! I actually won! Give me the money, give me the money..."

Dan the Fatty rolled his eyes.

Fan Jianqiang also curled his lip...

You call that playing around?!

It was just pure luck, a blind cat stumbling upon a dead mouse. We'll win back right away, and you won't even have time to cry!

They were both full of confidence.

Both of them are seasoned veterans of mahjong, with a wealth of experience.

Are you afraid of a newbie?

What? The newcomer is lucky?

Even if you're lucky, it'll only be good for the first few rounds. After a while, hahaha~ you'll lose until you cry!

The one who laughs last laughs best!

However, the third time.

Lin Fan smiled and said, "Sorry, I won again."

In the fourth round, Qi Zixiao didn't win by self-draw, but with Lin Fan's help, Fan Jianqiang won...

The fifth round, the sixth round...

The twenty-third one.

"You won, pay up."

Qi Zixiao smiled brightly, her eyebrows dancing with delight.

Of the twenty-three hands, apart from Dan the Fatty being lucky enough to win one hand, the other twenty-two hands were won by her and Lin Fan!

What?

Isn't it a bad idea to team up with this guy to cheat against your fellow disciples? What are you talking about? We're all family, how can that be called cheating?

Besides, we didn't tell them what cards we wanted!

It was just a completely reckless experiment, and they still won. Who can you blame?

What do we call this? The Flirting Mahjong Method? Or the Affectionate Mahjong " style?

Pooh!

But the smell of Spirit Stone... is really delicious!

Qi Zixiao smiled and asked, "Want to come again?"

Dan the Fatty's lips twitched repeatedly...

Fan Jianqiang clutched his heart. "No... I'm not coming."

"Senior Brother Fan." Dan the Fatty looked at him with some surprise in his eyes. "I didn't expect Senior Brother Fan's wealth and capital to be far more substantial than I imagined!"

"Selling Spiritual Wine is so profitable?"

"No, no."

Fan Jianqiang's expression turned serious. "Selling Spiritual Wine doesn't make any money at all, and often you even lose money. Junior brothers, your pill business is much better; it's incredibly profitable!"

I don't believe you for a second.

The group rolled their eyes at Fan Jianqiang.

Not making money?

If you weren't making money, would you still be brewing wine every day in the sect? And if you weren't making money, where would you get so many Spirit Stone?

What industries does Wine God Peak have?

Their only business is selling Spiritual Wine!

However, none of the people present were alcoholics, so none of them had ever bought the Spiritual Wine, and therefore they did not know its value, let alone how much they could earn.

But putting everything else aside, just consider Fan Jianqiang's performance today—losing money like water yet still managing to persist for over twenty rounds...

The money-making ability of Spiritual Wine must be quite remarkable!

"Then let's call it a day."

Lin Fan looked at Dan the Fatty and Fan Jianqiang with a half-smile, and said cheerfully, "Mahjong is truly magical; it contains endless profound principles!"

"I feel like I've finally understood!"

"Thank you so much for your kind invitation, Fellow Daoist Fatty and Honest Fellow Daoist! I am extremely grateful!"

Thank you, grandpa!

Dan the Fatty and Fan Jianqiang were both on the verge of tears.

I was hoping to win some Spirit Stone from you, but who knew you would win a huge sum instead? This is simply outrageous!

They were practically kicking themselves, but there was nothing they could say, so they could only force a dry laugh...

"No problem, no problem."

"It is fate that we met. We have had the chance to play mahjong together before, and who knows, we may have other dealings in the future."

"Absolutely! Absolutely!"

"Let's play mahjong together again sometime!"

Before leaving, Lin Fan waved with a smile.

Screw you!

The two smiled on the outside but cursed inwardly as they waved goodbye.

After leaving Drunken Immortal Pavilion, Lin Fan found a relatively quiet place to stay, took out his magic device, sent his location to Qi Zixiao, and then waited quietly for her arrival.

However...

Just as Qi Zixiao was about to leave, All-Knowing Zhong Feiyu Zhong Feiyu came to her door.

Zhong Feiyu was also Purple Mansion Disciple, and he came with Qi Zixiao and others.

His cultivation level wasn't high, and his talent wasn't particularly outstanding either; among the Inner Sect Disciple, he could only rank in the middle at best...

But this guy is known as the Purple Mansion All-Knowing Scholar, and seems to know everything, so he's doing quite well.

Qi Zixiao was a little curious when he came to her door.

"What do you want with me?"

"Your Highness!"

Zhong Feiyu stepped forward, cupped his hands in greeting, and then said mysteriously, "These past few days, I have been dedicated to collecting information and secrets about many prodigies and major sects."

"Now that we have achieved some success, I thought I would send a portion to Your Highness. Your Highness, would you like it?"

"Oh?"

Qi Zixiao's eyes lit up.

Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated!

This saying doesn't exist in the Cultivation World, but it does exist on Earth, and the Cultivation World also has similar proverbs and allegorical sayings.

Therefore, Qi Zixiao understood this principle very well.

"Then bring it here."

She spoke softly, maintaining her aloofness and coldness befitting Saintess.

"Yes, Your Highness."

Zhong Feiyu smiled, took out a jade slip, placed it on the table, and then took his leave.

Seeing this, Qi Zixiao waved her hand and tossed a Storage Bag over.

"There are a million Spirit Stone inside, which is a benefit for you. This Saintess never owes anyone a favor."

She said coolly, "But you must remember, if the news is false..."

"There is absolutely no such possibility."

Zhong Feiyu replied, "If it's fake, I won't take a single penny, and I'll even compensate you double for any fake!"

Double compensation for counterfeit goods?

Qi Zixiao was taken aback.

Is this a saying also prevalent in the Cultivation World?

I had no idea!

However, considering that I had never left the Purple Mansion Holy Land before... it's normal that I didn't know.

Upon leaving Qi Zixiao's residence, Zhong Feiyu immediately broke into a smile.

"I knew it. With Qi Saintess's personality, she wouldn't take my information for nothing. It's worth it. All my hard work these past few days has been worthwhile!"

"Besides, even our Purple Mansion Saintess All-Knowing Zhong Feiyu bought my information, so what about the others?!"

All-Knowing Zhong Feiyu is very clever.

This intelligence is only sold once? That's impossible!

But how can you prove the authenticity if you want to sell more? Why should people believe you?

After thinking it over and over...

He understood!

Let's start by targeting the people within the sect!

Sell it to a big shot first, then spread the word, and other people will likely come to us to buy it without us having to do any marketing!

Then he came.

And then, success!

Zhong Feiyu was in a very good mood.

Inside the Drunken Immortal Pavilion, Qi Zixiao probed a wisp of Divine Sense into the jade slip, and immediately, a great deal of 'information' came rushing in.

Then... she frowned slightly.

"So many prodigies?"

She was naturally fearless.

However, a problem arises: some members of their own Saintess Squad may not be afraid!

Except for Fan Jianqiang and Lu Ming!

These two guys are both protagonist templates; one Gou Sheng, and the other is a standard protagonist. Qi Zixiao doesn't even need to think much to guess that these two guys will definitely shine in this Heaven's Chosen Assembly geniuses.

Of course, even the Gou Sheng might admit defeat?

Others?

The Divine Calculator shouldn't need to worry about it. His cultivation is not weak; he is already in the late stage of the Nascent Soul phase and has achieved Body Refinement to Sainthood. In addition, with his Heaven and Earth Grand Deduction Art, he is definitely ranked in the upper echelons among many geniuses. Although he is not the top, he is not bad either.

But Dan the Fatty...

If you don't use those external things, you're just a complete noob!

Chen Cheng and Zhou Yining are also quite good. They have both cultivated to the peak of the Nascent Soul stage and will break through soon. However, they have not yet reached the Divine Transformation stage and can only be considered as mid-level at most.

If I don't lend a hand to these three, judging from the match list that Zhong Feiyu got, there's a 90% chance they'll be defeated in the first round.

They've been following me around for a while now, so it wouldn't be right not to lend them a hand, would it?

Moreover, if they all kneel in one round, wouldn't I, as the Saintess, also lose face?!

We need to think of a way...

She frowned slightly. "These opponents are indeed a bit troublesome. Moreover, judging from the sky, the registration period has just ended, and the match list should not have been announced yet, yet he has already obtained it?"

"So, this All-Knowing Zhong Feiyu Zhong Feiyu... does have some skills after all."

She secretly made a mental note of Zhong Feiyu.

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