A Life Is Fate, Two Is Fortune, Three Is Feng Shui; Four Is Accumulated Virtue, Five Is Cultivation

"Then... shall I give it a try?" Dan the Fatty was still somewhat hesitant.

"Try it, we have to try it!"

At this moment, Lin Fan, Qi Zixiao, Chen Cheng and Zhou Yining, the Divine Calculator, and even Fan Jianqiang and Lu Ming all nodded.

At the same time, they were genuinely curious to see if this medicine could actually be sold, especially with such an exaggerated sales tactic...

"Forehead..."

Seeing that everyone agreed, especially Lin Fan's encouraging expression, Dan the Fatty no longer hesitated and took a deep breath.

"Medicine for sale!!"

This guy amplified his voice with his True Essence, instantly making it travel very far, clearly audible for thousands of miles around.

"I am the Number One Alchemist of the Younger Generation!"

"The chief disciple of the alchemy room of the Purple Mansion Holy Land, a minor alchemy master, was truly heartbroken to see so many injured fellow Daoists. Therefore, he has taken out his treasured pills and is selling them at a low price, hoping to help alleviate the pain of all fellow Daoists."

"For those who are uninjured but urgently need to restore their True Essence, I, Dan Chengzi, also have some Essence Returning Pill for sale..."

"Not only that!"

He paused for a moment.

The next second, a shocking hawker's cry caused the many cultivators who were listening intently to stumble and nearly curse.

"I also have all kinds of pills here, enough to cure all diseases!"

"Whether you fellow cultivators suffer from kidney deficiency, qi deficiency, spleen deficiency, lower back pain, leg cramps, or insomnia and neurasthenia caused by kidney deficiency..."

"Whether you fellow cultivators suffer from frequent urination, urgency, incomplete urination, or sexual dysfunction..."

"Don't miss it, everyone who's passing by!"

"Once you leave this village, you'll never find another shop like it!"

"A time-honored brand with genuine ingredients, fair prices, and guaranteed after-sales service!"

"Come and buy now..."

The outrageous hawking cries continued incessantly, and Dan the Fatty was putting in a lot of effort.

He put in the effort, but the others were all smirking and cursing.

What the hell is this?!

I wonder how many people just feel a headache coming on...

Kidney deficiency?

You're the one with kidney deficiency!

Frequent urination, urgency, and incomplete emptying of the bladder? Are you crazy?!

Even erectile dysfunction has appeared?

Many of the words spoken are incomprehensible to most cultivators, but can't we guess what they mean? And once we guess... who can remain calm?!

At the same time, many people expressed their disdain.

"The Number One Alchemist of the Younger Generation?!"

"That fat guy is shameless!"

"So what if he's the chief disciple of the Purple Mansion Alchemy Room? Does he look down on all the young alchemists in the world as worthless weeds?!"

"Hmph, it's only because I don't know how to refine pills, otherwise I would definitely let him know why the flowers are so bright red!"

Many people are whispering among themselves.

but...

No one dared to come forward and cause trouble.

They've made it clear they're the chief disciple of the Purple Mansion Alchemy Room, and the special effects and the alchemy furnace are practically on full blast!

Who would dare to cause trouble?

Even if they are Holy Land Disciple, they must still be given face.

Then...

A cultivator who was seriously injured but had won, but who could not recover by the afternoon even after consuming all his pills, couldn't help but approach the Dan the Fatty's stall.

"Is there any elixir that can heal me before the afternoon's competition begins?"

"Whoa!"

Upon seeing the arrival of a guest, Dan the Fatty beamed with joy. He then shouted, "Fellow Daoist, you've lost a leg and half a lung. If you don't heal your injuries quickly, you won't be able to participate in the competition this afternoon!"

"But you're lucky to have met me, Dan Chengzi!"

"This bottle of Blood Ginseng Life Returning Pill can quickly heal your physical injuries, and it only costs 80,000 Spirit Stone..."

"Eighty thousand? That's so expensive!"

The other party was startled.

"This is expensive?"

Dan Chengzi replied, "Fellow Daoist, you may not know this, but the pills I, Dan Chengzi, refine are more than twice as effective as those refined by ordinary alchemists!"

"Not only that, if you fly to another city to buy pills and then fly back, how much time will that take? What if your injuries haven't healed by the time the competition starts? That would be a real problem!"

"Eighty thousand Spirit Stone, you won't lose out, you won't be cheated!"

"Eighty thousand, only eighty thousand! You'll be 100% confident you can face the enemy in peak condition this afternoon. Do you still think it's too expensive?"

"It seems... not expensive?" The other party was almost completely confused by Dan the Fatty's words.

"You're right! It's not expensive at all. What could be more important than absolute certainty?! Give me the Spirit Stone!!!"

other side. "..."

The next second, he handed over 80,000 Spirit Stone, took the pills, and flew away.

Dan the Fatty immediately broke into a wide smile, his mouth stretching almost to the back of his ears.

This bottle of pills, if it were in the sect... it would be worth at most 10,000 Spirit Stone!

Moreover, after a transaction was completed, the group noticed that many cultivators were heading towards Dan Chengzi's stall.

"You've struck it rich!!!"

The Divine Calculator's eyes were bloodshot, whether from envy or a side effect of refining his Fiery Eyes of Truth of Truth, it was hard to tell. Then, he looked at Lin Fan and said, "Fellow Daoist HeHe, why don't you think of some similar sales pitches for me?"

"No problem, no problem."

Lin Fan grinned.

A few minutes later.

Dan the Fatty's business is booming.

Not to be outdone, the Divine Calculator loudly proclaimed, "I am Divine Calculator Fang Wu of the Purple Mansion Holy Land, the successor of the Old Man of Heavenly Secrets across generations, and the inheritor of the Heaven and Earth Grand Deduction Art!"

"Today, I have a sudden feeling that this place is connected to me, so I have specially set up an altar here to divination the secrets of heaven!"

These two sentences immediately stirred the interest of many people.

But then, the Divine Calculator's tone suddenly changed...

"Have you heard that not long ago, I cast a divination for a contemporary Buddha's Disciple?! I said he would suffer a bloody disaster, and he did indeed suffer a bloody disaster!"

As the saying goes, "First comes fate, second comes luck, third comes feng shui, fourth comes accumulating good deeds, and fifth comes cultivating immortality!"

"Fate is determined at birth, while fortune can influence one's destiny. Feng shui... can also defy fate and change one's destiny. This yin virtue is also called merit. As for cultivating immortality... I don't need to say more, do I?!"

"From this sentence, we can see that if we cultivators only know how to bury ourselves in hard work, we will surely suffer losses!"

"Only..."

This is the advertising slogan that Lin Fan designed for this product.

How can someone be persuaded to have their fortune told and then believe it wholeheartedly?

Of course, the first thing to do is to make your name known and tell others how great you are, right?

What happens next?

Then they just start fooling around!

They were convinced by my persuasion, and business naturally came to them.

Do these people believe it?

With a large number of people, naturally some will believe; with those who believe, naturally some will come to your door; with those who come, how could the Divine Calculator possibly fail to predict anything?!

"First is fate, second is luck, third is feng shui..."

"Four ways to accumulate good deeds and five ways to cultivate immortality?"

"That sounds like a good point..."

"It must be. The Divine Calculator is already famous. After all, he is the disciple of the Old Man of Heavenly Secrets, and he has also inherited the Heaven and Earth Grand Deduction Art!"

"More than that! I also went to the Eastern Wasteland Ten Thousand Demons Tomb during my trip there, and he did indeed predict that the Buddha's Disciple would suffer a bloody calamity, without the slightest error!"

"Hiss, isn't the Buddha's Disciple also an expert in divination? In that case, this Divine Calculator is even more powerful than the Buddha's Disciple!"

"But why does he seem like some kind of eccentric monk?"

During the conversation, many people stepped forward to ask the Divine Calculator to tell their fortunes.

The Divine Calculator is no slouch either; he charges for his fortune telling services!

And it wasn't even cheap!

Can you lower the price?

Our Fiery Eyes of Truth are still a bit lacking! We're just waiting for your money to buy more medicine from Dan the Fatty, and then we'll continue refining it.

With such a great opportunity, how could one not make a fortune?

We absolutely have to make money!

"How about I help you?"

Dan Chengzi and Divine Calculator's businesses were booming, but Fan Jianqiang hadn't spoken yet and had no business for the time being, so Lin Fan couldn't help but come over.

"... Is there a fee?"

Fan Jianqiang asked in a 'simple and honest' manner, just like a genuine farmer. If someone didn't know this guy, they would definitely be fooled by his expression at this moment.

"Free."

Lin Fan grinned.

"Then you can say a few lines for me..."

Are Lin Fan's slogans and sales pitches really that awful?

It's so spicy!

As long as it works and makes money, who cares if it's offensive or not?!

"You are actually very simple."

Lin Fan shook his head and said something that left Fan Jianqiang somewhat bewildered, "Just hang five characters."

"Ah?"

"Do you have a bar with such a strong alcohol content that even cultivators couldn't handle it and would get drunk?"

"Have."

Fan Jianqiang nodded and said, "My Second Brother has a big drinking problem and likes to live a life of debauchery, so he beat me up... well, he begged me for a long time to help him refine a kind of ' Immortal's Intoxication '."

"This wine is useless except that it makes you drunk as soon as you drink it. Even my master can't withstand a small pot of it and will get drunk immediately."

"That works!"

Lin Fan clapped his hands. "Hang up a sign and write five words on it."

"Three bowls of wine dare not be thrown away!"

"If anyone asks you what you mean, just say, after drinking your wine, no one can drink three bowls without getting drunk and flying high!"

"Three bowls and I dare not fly" is a Chinese idiom meaning "Three bowls and I cannot cross the hill".

This is Lin Fan's line of thinking!

Everyone here is a cultivator, and each of them has a sense of 'arrogance'. Even if not everyone has the idea of ' Laozi in the world and everyone else is trash', they would never look down on themselves.

Would someone like that give up so easily?

Even if Wu Song was just an ordinary person, he still drank many bowls of wine in a fit of pique when he saw the saying "Three bowls and you can't cross the hill," let alone a cultivator.

Fan Jianqiang hung up the signboard with some skepticism...

Among the monks waiting in line for fortune telling, someone noticed this and couldn't help but ask out of curiosity.

When Fan Jianqiang explained things according to Lin Fan's wishes, the other party became unhappy.

"Hey?!"

"This is just a tiny liquor stall, yet it dares to hang such an arrogant sign: 'Three bowls and you'll be drunk, and you won't dare to fly away!'"

"Give me thirty bowls!"

"Today, I'll show you what a true god of wine is!"

"My wine isn't cheap..." Fan Jianqiang was secretly delighted, but on the surface he remained remarkably 'honest'.

Seeing this, the other party became even more disdainful. "Can't I afford Spirit Stone? Bring the wine!!!"

Many people gathered around to watch the spectacle. Then...

Thirty bowls?

I only ate the second bowl.

"Belch!"

The man who had been drinking let out a burp, then his eyes rolled back and he collapsed to the ground...