What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 449

When 'Dogs' Meet the Biochemical Pill...

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Can...

I still can't say!

Qiu Mobai was filled with rage, but he could only suppress it forcibly, and shouted angrily, "Is that so?!"

"So it must be as you said, Uncle-Master, that I was tricked by that damned Dan Chengzi!"

"I..."

There was nothing Qiu Mobai could do but go along with what Sword Seventeen said.

Even if they are considered too stupid for failing to see through Dan Chengzi's 'treacherous scheme' immediately, this is all they can do.

"Only now you've realized? It's too late!"

Sword Seventeen snorted coldly and said, "The result has already been announced. You lost in the first round. It's a foregone conclusion!"

"Fortunately, you only didn't participate, so you won't lose face. However, you missed such a great opportunity to hone your skills!"

"As for that Dan Chengzi..."

"Go ask him for an explanation yourself!"

"I'm not shameless enough to cause trouble for a junior on your behalf."

Sword Seventeen stood up, flicked his sleeves, and left.

"You will be in charge this time, keep an eye on your junior brothers and sisters."

"But remember, when you go to cause trouble for Dan Chengzi, be careful. Anyone who is close to the Purple Mansion Demoness is no good, and they are all unscrupulous. Be very careful!"

"..."

Qiu Mobai was extremely frustrated, but could only reply, "Yes, Elder."

Are you feeling unwell?

I feel so awful!

But what can we do now?

We can only watch helplessly, feeling anxious and frustrated...

Behind him, two Protector Disciple were looking down, both of them looking extremely uncomfortable.

What kind of evil heretics are these?

We were defeated by a Rogue Cultivator! Not only were we defeated, but he also looted all our treasures!

Waaaaah...

"Don't be in a hurry."

Qiu Mobai quickly transmitted his voice to the two of them. "What happened last night must not be made public!"

"Once today's competition is over, we'll go and cause trouble for that Dan Chengzi!"

"But sir, it was clearly Lin Fan did it..."

"Snort!"

Qiu Mobai sneered, "Just you wait and see how close Lin Fan is to Dan Chengzi and the others right now! I just asked one of my junior brothers!"

"The one who accepted the benefits from Dan Chengzi is none other than Lin Fan. If we don't find Dan Chengzi, the culprit, who else should we look for?!"

"That Lin Fan..."

"I will naturally search for Lin Fan, but I will certainly not let the culprit go!"

Should we find Lin Fan and do it ourselves?

Qiu Mobai was a little scared; unless he broke through to the Void Refinement stage, he really wouldn't dare to go up.

But for now...

Surely it shouldn't be a problem to cause trouble for Dan Chengzi now?!

"Oh, you're back?"

Lin Fan immediately noticed Qiu Mobai's return and smiled slightly, but ignored him.

Then...

Then he saw Qiu Mobai being scolded by Sword Seventeen, and the latter's gaze toward him and Dan the Fatty was filled with resentment and anger.

"As expected, Dan the Fatty has been discovered?"

"That's right. He gave me benefits so openly, and the elders of the Sword and Sabre Divine Sect saw it. It would be strange if they didn't find out."

"Tsk tsk..."

Lin Fan glanced at the fat man and shook his head, saying, "I just hope this fat man has good luck."

Own?

He's really not afraid.

First of all, it's almost obvious that Qiu Mobai would be too ashamed to tell the truth, so it's impossible for that elder from the Sword and Sabre Divine Sect to cause him trouble.

Of course, he wasn't overly arrogant.

After the competition ends, I'll ask Sister A'Wu for a favor: slip into the crowd and shield my Divine Sense...

Is this thing able to find itself?

Not to mention Jianzi, even the elders of the Sword and Sabre Divine Sect can't be found!

But Dan the Fatty is different; he can definitely be found, but after that... tsk tsk!

Jian Qiu Mobai's frustrated and angry gaze swept over him from time to time, but Lin Fan completely ignored it.

In the afternoon, the competition resumed...

Lin Fan did nothing but enjoy the battle.

Chen Cheng and Zhou Yining won with difficulty. Both of them were injured, but their cultivation levels had obviously improved a lot, and they were even a little unstable.

This wasn't because they were beaten to the point of instability in their cultivation; rather, it meant they were on the verge of a breakthrough.

Once he recovers from his injuries, he should be able to break through quickly, barring any unforeseen circumstances.

Lu Ming was still beyond the level of his opponent, still a peak Nascent Soul cultivator, but stronger than the previous one. This opponent was an elite from the Big Dipper Holy Land. Yet, Lu Ming broke through during the battle, displaying unparalleled prowess, and won amidst gasps of amazement.

Break through in battle!

This is almost a specialty of the ' Peerless Genius '.

Moreover, this is the first person to break through in battle since the start of this grand event, which naturally attracted a lot of amazement and attention.

but...

Lin Fan and Qi Zixiao remained calm.

Awesome?

No, no, no, these are all basic procedures. Stay calm, stay calm!

They're at least a standard protagonist template!

In fact, both of them could guess that, according to the normal plot, in the next one or two matches, Lu Ming's opponents would gradually become stronger, constantly 'giving him experience' and causing him to explode again and again.

abnormal?

The protagonist template is just that overpowered; it's just basic stuff.

Lu Ming's victory excited Lu Yao for a long time, but unfortunately, under the watchful eyes of everyone, she couldn't do much, only lingering her beautiful eyes on Lu Ming.

The Divine Calculator remained violent.

This guy doesn't seem like a Daoist priest, much less a legendary Divine Calculator teller. When he starts fighting, he looks more like a wicked monk who specializes in physical cultivation... He quickly defeated his opponent and advanced to the third round.

Fan Jianqiang remained honest and straightforward, fighting in 'perilous situations', but in the end, he managed to defeat an opponent who was in the Spirit Severance Initial Stage at the cost of minor injuries.

Qi Zixiao's opponent forfeited at any moment.

At this moment, only Dan the Fatty remained on the arena from the Saintess Squad.

"You still won't admit defeat?"

Thunder Dog from the Nine Dragons Holy Land grinned, his four fangs gleaming coldly. "I see your pills are quite good. We in the Nine Dragons Holy Land are not good at pill refining. I won't hurt you. Just admit defeat and give me a bottle of pills later."

Why should I admit defeat?

Dan the Fatty rolled his eyes. "Besides, I'm curious, your name has the character for 'dog' in it, and you have four fangs, so is your true form a dog?"

"Unlucky!"

Thunder Dog immediately sneered, "Laozi true form is Crimson Gold Wolfhound, a descendant of the Heavenly Dog. What is a dog? How can it compare to me?"

"Uh..." Dan the Fatty blinked, understanding the situation but even more curious. "Didn't you say your ancestor was a celestial dog?"

"Why did you change your tune and say that dogs are nothing?"

Thunder Dog: "???"

"Enough with the nonsense!"

Thunder Dog's face darkened. "I'll give you three breaths. If you don't give me a bottle of pills and admit defeat, I'll break your arms and legs and throw you down!"

"Heh~"

Dan the Fatty sneered.

In fact, once he knew the other party's true identity, this guy already felt he had the upper hand.

At this moment, he couldn't help but sneer, "With a flick of my finger, I, Dan Chengzi, will reduce your little Thunder Dog to ashes!"

"How dare you!" Thunder Dog was about to attack...

However~~~

Thunder Dog 'brakes'.

Dan Chengzi's pills still smell quite good~

"However, I am an alchemist, and fighting and killing... is really not in line with my identity."

"Alright, alright, since we're destined to meet today, I'll give you a bottle of pills."

Pshaw!

Thunder Dog scoffed. So what if you're scared? Why pretend to be tough?

However, since everyone was young and concerned about saving face, Thunder Dog said he could understand and didn't say anything more, only saying, "Wait!"

"What I want is not your pills that can blow people up."

"What I need are Healing Pill!"

Thunder Dog said he wasn't stupid.

He had heard of pills that could cause explosions and had even seen Chen Cheng use them, but the problem was, he felt they wouldn't be of much use to him.

In comparison, there will definitely be more fierce battles to come, so... Healing Pill are the least useful.

"You don't want my Exploding Pill?"

Dan the Fatty pouted. "I don't want to give you what you want!"

"Healing Pill, right? Let me open them and show you!"

This guy took out a Jade Bottle, uncorked it, and pointed the bottle opening at the Thunder Dog: "Look, how green is this pill?"

"It's lush and green; at this time, the color of the Wood element represents endless vitality and has remarkable healing effects!"

What do you think?

"This is good!"

Thunder Dog immediately smiled.

"Then you can have it!"

The Jade Bottle was thrown out by Dan the Fatty.

But Thunder Dog wasn't entirely convinced. As he reached out to take it, he also extended his Divine Sense to guard against any unexpected events...

However, the bottle of pills suddenly... exploded in mid-air! The explosion wasn't particularly powerful, but it still released a large amount of green gas...

"How dare you play me for a fool?!"

Enraged, the Thunder Dog pounced immediately, but it only managed to cover half the distance before crashing to the ground...

"Ah?!"

His face was contorted in pain, and he covered his mouth and nose with both hands, managing only to let out a scream.

then...

His eyes rolled back immediately, and he fainted!

It stank so badly it made me faint!

Even after being overwhelmed by the stench, the Thunder Dog continued to vomit...

Everyone except the Saintess Squad was stunned by this sudden turn of events!

Qi Zixiao put her hand to her forehead and looked at Lin Fan, who gave her a dry smile. Both of them felt sorry for Thunder Dog.

So pitiful!

Is the body a dog?

Isn't a dog just a canine?

What's a dog's special talent? Its sense of smell! An average dog's sense of smell is over a thousand times stronger than a human's...

So, what about the 'dog' in the Spirit Severance Stage? Although Thunder Dog transformed into human form, his true form is still a dog!

And its sense of smell is probably tens of thousands, even hundreds of thousands or millions of times greater than that of ordinary humans!

Moreover, to be cautious, he constantly probed with his Divine Sense.

A heightened sense of smell + Divine Sense perception + being enveloped by gas at close range...

Thunder Dog was nearly killed by the stench of the Biochemical Pill!

"Vomit!!!"

Suddenly, another painful retching sound came from the air.

The referee, standing on one foot of the ring, was green-faced, his eyes filled with terror and, at the same time, murderous intent...

"Damn it, what is this?!"

The referee was driven crazy by the stench!

At this moment, the gas almost enveloped the entire arena, and most importantly, his Divine Sense permeated the entire arena at all times!

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