What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 451

Some Guy: Why Does This Nascent Soul Look So Tsundere?

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"You think I'll just send it because you tell me to?"

Dan the Fatty is no longer the Dan the Fatty he used to be.

After being 'taught' by Lin Fan and Qi Zixiao in turn, she became more 'resourceful' and 'intelligent' than before.

"How dare you order me around like a dog, one of the Ten Disciples of the Purple Mansion?"

"You're feeling guilty!"

Qiu Mobai spoke coldly.

"Joke!"

Dan the Fatty scoffed. "Just because of a single, unfounded statement, I'm supposed to Heavenly Dao Oath?"

"If I accuse you of betraying your master and ancestors, will you also Heavenly Dao Oath to prove your innocence?!"

Do you have even the slightest evidence?

"..."

"No, right? Then that's slander?!"

"Besides, if I really made Heavenly Dao Oath, what would you do then?"

"Should we kneel down, kowtow, and confess our sins?!"

"I..."

Qiu Mobai opened his mouth, his face turning ashen. "I, Qiu Mobai, hereby Heavenly Dao Oath!"

Boom!

Suddenly, thunder rumbled across the sky.

"As long as you, Dan Chengzi, don't Heavenly Dao Oath, stating that you didn't collude with evil spirits to frame me, I will never bother you again and will apologize to you in public!"

"May I be annihilated, body and soul, and condemned by Heaven and Earth!"

Buzz!

Symbols fell from the sky, entered Qiu Mobai's body, and quickly disappeared.

hiss...

At this moment, many people were utterly shocked.

No one expected that Jianzi Qiu Mobai would suddenly make a Heavenly Dao Oath, and at the same time, they all believed in Qiu Mobai.

If this didn't happen, how could he possibly joke about Heavenly Dao Oath?

If it were an ordinary person who had not Entering Dao the path of cultivation, it would be fine, but once someone Entering Dao, they cannot Heavenly Dao Oath indiscriminately!

Because this is absolutely no joke. If you break your oath, you will be completely destroyed in no time under the influence of the Heavenly Dao!

"Your turn!"

After making the Heavenly Dao Oath, Qiu Mobai looked at Dan Chengzi: "Even though you are one of the Ten Disciples of the Purple Mansion Holy Land, my status as a Qiu Mobai will not be lower than yours!"

"I have already shown my sincerity by making Heavenly Dao Oath. If you still make excuses to refuse, then it must be because you dare not make the vow and have something to hide!"

"Get ready to apologize."

Dan the Fatty, was secretly pleased.

Is he afraid to swear an oath?

I'm not afraid at all!

It's not that we're not afraid of the Heavenly Dao, but... what's there to be afraid of in such a vow?! The reason we didn't make it from the beginning is firstly because how could the disciples of the Purple Mansion Holy Land be bullied at will and forced to make vows just because they're told to?

Secondly...

We've been waiting for Qiu Mobai to say these words!

"I, Dan Chengzi, hereby Heavenly Dao Oath!" Dan Chengzi said quietly.

Rumble!

Thunder rumbled again in the sky, as if the heavens were responding.

"If I have colluded with evil spirits to harm Qiu Mobai, I will be struck by heavenly Tribulation Lightning and annihilated, never to be reincarnated!"

What?! This guy actually dares to make Heavenly Dao Oath?!

Qiu Mobai's expression changed, somewhat incredulous.

The mysterious Heavenly Dao symbol fell and merged into Dan the Fatty's body.

Then...

Nothing happened!

"How so?"

"I'm fine!"

"It seems that Dan Chengzi indeed did not collude with evil forces to harm his opponents. In that case, it must be Jianzi..."

"I never expected that the dignified Sword Master would actually..."

The faint sounds of conversation kept coming from beside him, Qiu Mobai almost vomited blood.

He was puzzled at first, but he quickly understood!

The oath made by Dan Chengzi to the Heavenly Dao Oath is problematic!

Why did I call him a heretic? It was because I was too embarrassed to say that I had been killed by Lin Fan, so I lied to Elder Sword Seventeen!

Then... so many people heard it that Qiu Mobai himself couldn't change his story anymore, so when people came to cause trouble, he could only say that Dan Chengzi was colluding with evil spirits and heretics.

In his oath, Dan Chengzi also said that he had not colluded with evil spirits or heretics.

The problem is, Lin Fan is an ordinary cultivator, not a demon or heretic!

Although it caused some trouble, it was far from being a demon or evil cult, so Dan the Fatty's Heavenly Dao Oath was naturally useless.

In that instant, Qiu Mobai knew he had been tricked!

He was absolutely certain that if the fat man's oath was 'If I colluded with others to harm Qiu Mobai...'

So, Dan Chengzi must have been struck by lightning and reduced to ashes, not even a trace left.

However, there are no "ifs"!

The worst part is that he even made Heavenly Dao Oath.

The oath stipulated that if Dan the Fatty swore this, he would never bother Dan again because of this matter and would apologize publicly; otherwise...?

May they be utterly destroyed, body and soul, and condemned by Heaven and Earth...

In other words...

He now knew perfectly well that Dan Chengzi was playing tricks, and that there was a 99% chance that this fat man and Lin Fan had teamed up to set him up...

But he couldn't bring himself to cause any more trouble for the fat man.

Unless you want to perish completely, body and soul.

otherwise?

Then we can only let it go and never bother Dan the Fatty again. We even have to apologize in public!

What's wrong?!

Qiu Mobai's face was ashen, and his mind was in turmoil!

The faint whispers around him now sounded particularly jarring, but he was powerless to do anything about it...

"So it seems..."

Finally, Qiu Mobai spoke, his face contorted with rage.

"I made a mistake!"

"Fellow Daoist Dan Chengzi, I apologize."

Before he could finish speaking...

Qiu Mobai turned and left...

"Sword Master".

"Grown ups?"

Upon seeing this, a group of disciples from the Sword and Sabre Divine Sect were all taken aback and didn't know what to say, so they all chased after them.

boom.

The surrounding cultivators immediately erupted in discussion.

"Wow, this is quite a mess."

"Jianzi has really lost face this time."

"So you're too ashamed to stay here and just left?"

Dan the Fatty grinned. "Done!"

"Let's keep running the stall."

Qi Zixiao chuckled and shook her head.

The two of them knew exactly what was going on.

What do you call Qiu Mobai's cleverness backfiring?

Without any evidence, they rushed to cause trouble, then tried to force Dan Chengzi to admit it by Heavenly Dao Oath.

But who would have thought that he himself would come up with some evil and heretical doctrine, allowing Dan the Fatty to easily evade the key point of the oath...

Whose fault is it?

Qi Zixiao used her Divine Sense to communicate with the immortals and sent a message to Lin Fan.

"..."

Lin Fan was delighted after reading Qi Zixiao's message.

"Hey? Is this really fun?"

"Your Highness, you know me well... ho."

"And then there's Jianzi, tsk, he's quite pitiful too. But next, he'll probably be trying to cause me trouble, right?"

"When I'm desperate, I'll probably still ask my elders to come and stop me."

"Em..."

"To be on the safe side, it would be better to meet up with our Saintess after she has finished her business. They can't just force their way into our Saintess's residence, can they?"

After speaking with Qi Zixiao, the latter quickly agreed.

In fact, there's nothing to hide about it.

It's just living together, isn't it?

Have you never stayed there before or what?

That night, after Lin Fan had Sister A'Wu help him block Divine Sense detection, he met up with Qi Zixiao.

"I'll be traveling through time again tomorrow."

Qi Zixiao whispered as she set up Soundproof Barrier.

"Yeah," Lin Fan shrugged, "We'll really miss you."

"I'm very willing to part with it."

Qi Zixiao rolled her eyes.

"Heartless~"

Lin Fan pursed his lips. "But speaking of which, you have to be careful when you come back. Although Jianzi shouldn't be a threat to you, it's always better to be safe than sorry."

"Of course I know that!"

Qi Zixiao raised her chin. "My true self is much more reliable than you, and my ability to cause trouble is far inferior to yours, so I am naturally safe."

"... What you're saying!"

"By the way, are you sleeping on the bed or the floor tonight? Or... I'll take the loss and we can squeeze in together?"

The guy was grinning.

"Roll!"

After a bit of playful fighting, Sister A'Wu suddenly appeared on her own.

"Sister A'Wu?"

Qi Zixiao's face flushed slightly as she kicked Lin Fan's shin.

"Cough."

Lin Fan coughed dryly. "Sister A'Wu, have you discovered something?"

Something's not right!

"Um?"

The two immediately stopped their playful fighting and asked seriously, "What's wrong?"

Sister A'Wu seemed to be deep in thought, "I can't quite explain why, but this time, the disciples of Beidou at the Heaven's Chosen Assembly always give me a strange feeling."

"When I tried to sense it carefully, it seemed like there was nothing wrong, but that faint, strange feeling persisted."

"Are the disciples of the Big Dipper Holy Land... a little strange?"

The two exchanged a glance.

"In short, if you encounter disciples of the Big Dipper, you should be cautious."

"Understood, Sister A'Wu, thank you for reminding me."

The two nodded solemnly, both keeping the matter in mind.

The next day, early morning.

Lin Fan returns to Earth...

The abundant power within him instantly made him squint his eyes comfortably.

"Ah, that feels so good!"

"This feels so good! Our Saintess has leveled us up again?!"

The True Essence within his body was several times stronger than before, making it difficult for Lin Fan to ignore. Upon internal inspection, he immediately discovered the reason within his body.

Then...

I was completely dumbfounded.

"Huh?!"

This fellow involuntarily let out a duck-like quack, utterly astonished. "My Nascent Soul... why does it look exactly like our Saintess?!"

If it weren't for his little brother and his flat chest, this guy would have thought it was Qi Zixiao's fault, not his own!

So here's the question!

This nascent soul...

What's going on?!

I've never heard of a Nascent Soul cultivator looking like someone else!

"Etc."

"It seems wrong to say it's someone else either. Our Saintess helped us break through. At that time, we were actually her, and she was us???"

"If that's the case, then looking a bit like her doesn't seem so wrong."

"But this..."

"..."

A slight sense of unease settled over me.

"And what's with this Nascent Soul looking so arrogant?!"

The guy grinned and snarled.

Tsundere!

That's just being arrogant!

The nascent soul inside his body not only resembled Qi Zixiao in appearance, but also had an arrogant expression that made Lin Fan both laugh and cry.

"Alright, let's see if our Saintess has any explanation."

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Lin·Purple Firmament appears in the frame, resting her chin on her hand, but looking elsewhere. Judging from the angle, it seems like she's watching TV while recording a video.

"The Formation Core is Spiritual Crystal, which is incredibly valuable. After you absorb it, I will help you break through to the Nascent Soul Initial Stage."

"The coffin has been melted down. I will bring the method of refining artifacts to reforge it next time I come."

"As for the Nascent Soul stage..."

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