What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 453

'Experts? Public Intellectuals?' I'll Blast You to Death

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The video continued for a few more minutes.

In the video, it can be clearly seen that the phantom images of the ancestors of the Hundred Schools of Thought appear one after another, and the number must exceed one hundred!

Moreover, they each radiate their own light, and various kinds of brilliance continue to fall down, as if blessing future generations and bestowing Auspicious Omen upon all people!

A few minutes later, the phantom images of the ancestors of the Hundred Schools of Thought all disappeared.

"Nobody knows what happened!"

The person filming the video appeared on camera. "But one thing is certain, those enormous voices, those ancestors of the Hundred Schools of Thought, must have done something."

"I'm done filming, I need to get back now, goodbye!"

The person filming the video quickly stopped recording, and that was the end of the video.

It's not hard to guess that this person must have been very excited at the time, and perhaps even a little regretful, which is why they were in such a hurry.

What's there to regret?!

Naturally, they regretted coming to their own place, not being within the ' Auspicious Omen ' range of the phantom images of the ancestors of the Hundred Schools of Thought!

Auspicious Omen!

Although it sounds mysterious, it seems like it must have some benefits, right?

Who wouldn't regret missing out on such a benefit?

"The Hundred Schools of Thought..."

After watching the video, Lin Fan was even more astonished. "The legends of the Hundred Schools of Thought of Thought in Hua Nation are actually true? If that's the case, ancient Hua Nation was far more fascinating than any historical record suggests!"

"That makes sense, after all, even the First Emperor wasn't buried, but instead found the Immortal Pill immortality, and there were still cultivators around during the Tang Dynasty..."

"It wouldn't be unreasonable Hundred Schools of Thought truly existed, would it?"

"As for these phantoms..."

Lin Fan suddenly became curious.

Did these phantom images of the Hundred Schools of Thought already exist in the beginning and have survived to this day?

Or is it through the worship and incense burning by countless people in later generations over the years that they have become some kind of 'god'?

Of course, this 'god' does not refer to immortals.

It refers to the ' Incense God '.

However, these are not things that Lin Fan can be certain of at the moment, unless he goes to the area and thinks about them carefully.

However, this was not the point for him, so he didn't bother to check.

After all, knowing just one thing is enough.

That is, whether they are the figures left behind by the ancestors of the Hundred Schools of Thought in ancient times, or the ' Incense God ' who have been receiving incense offerings for many years but could not be born due to spiritual energy, and only suddenly appeared at this moment when Spiritual Qi Revival, the result is the same!

They pose no threat to me!

Nascent Soul...

This level of cultivation is sufficient to leave Earth and survive in the universe, even in a vacuum environment.

For ordinary people, calling him a 'god' wouldn't be an exaggeration.

Whether it's a phantom left over from thousands of years ago or Incense God, it certainly poses no threat to me.

If that's the case, why bother caring?

"Besides, I'd rather become a troll now..."

After exiting the video, Lin Fan browsed some news articles.

During this process, he didn't even read the content; he was infuriated by the titles of some so-called 'albums' and 'public intellectuals' just by looking at them!

There are even people resisting the Spiritual Qi Revival!

These people are undoubtedly divided into two major factions. One faction believes that Earth's resources are too scarce. After the Spiritual Qi Revival, people's lifespan will double, and then in a few hundred years, the population will definitely multiply several times!

Under such circumstances, how could the Earth possibly have enough resources?

There isn't enough food, and people will starve to death... Some even say that the seemingly wonderful Spiritual Qi Revival is a disaster, an apocalypse for the Earth...

Upon seeing this news, Lin Fan almost couldn't resist becoming a troll.

However, upon seeing the comments section, it was discovered that quite a few people, unaware of the truth, had actually been misled and had also begun to oppose the Spiritual Qi Revival...

"Damn it, I can't take it anymore!"

Okay, I couldn't resist.

But here's the problem.

Creating a new account to complain? That won't work!

Then...

I made a phone call to the Seventh Vice Minister.

"Crooked?"

"Seventh Vice Minister, can I make a deal with you?"

Upon hearing this, the Seventh Vice Minister exclaimed, "Hey? It's the First Personality. I'm relieved." He immediately smiled and said, "Mister Lin, please speak."

"I want the official Weibo account of your Resident Happiness Living Department."

"Ah?"

The Seventh Vice Minister were taken aback. "Mister Lin, what do you need this for?"

He was genuinely stunned.

A cultivator! Wants Weibo account? This...

"Don't worry about it, just lend it to me, I need it!"

"... Okay, I'll send it to you right away."

The phone call was decisive.

The Seventh Vice Minister muttered to himself, he really couldn't understand what Lin Fan was trying to do, but it was just borrowing an account, what was the big deal?

Sending random stuff?

Even if they post random things, what's there to be afraid of?

Even if he's cursing online, can't we still say his account was hacked afterwards?

Basic operation, don't be silly!

However, the Seventh Vice Minister remained vigilant and summoned several people, instructing them to keep an eye on the official Weibo account of the Resident Happiness Living Department for the next period of time.

They also strictly required that any techniques or similar things that appeared must be recorded immediately!

Immediately, the Seventh Vice Minister obtained the account password from the person in charge of the account and sent it to Lin Fan.

All of this happened in less than three minutes after the call ended.

After obtaining the account and successfully logging in, Lin Fan smiled and stretched...

"Today, I'll show you just how powerful a Nascent Soul Realm cultivator can be when he transforms into a troll!"

"Wait a minute, that's not right. Cell phones are too inconvenient. I need to get a computer."

This guy then called the Seventh Vice Minister, asking for a computer.

Why not buy it yourself?

Hey!

Does it cost nothing if I buy it myself?

This is just us helping the Resident Happiness Living Department solve a problem. What's wrong with wanting a computer?

What else could the Seventh Vice Minister say? He simply ordered someone to send one over. After all, the Resident Happiness Living Department had set up several laboratories in Green Mountain Town, with an abundance of computers and such. What was one computer?

Once he got his hands on the computer, Lin Fan immediately went all out!

Before long, netizens who had been closely following the various actions of the Resident Happiness Living Department and the matters concerning the Spiritual Qi Revival noticed that the official Weibo account of the Resident Happiness Living Department had suddenly been updated!

Resident Happiness Living Department: "The Spiritual Qi Revival is a brand new beginning for all of humanity!"

I think that, apart from a very few people who have suffered severe psychological trauma, no one wants to die young.

Moreover, the Spiritual Qi Revival will also herald the return of our Earth to the Cultivation Era. Perhaps soon, our explorations will reach the deep sea, the Earth's core, and every corner of the planet!

Even beyond Earth, and even the entire Milky Way Galaxy, is not the end of our exploration!

And yet, some so-called experts and public intellectuals still jump out to spread their fallacies and mislead the public...

Centuries from now, with a population explosion and food shortages, will people starve to death?

Is there no way for ordinary people to turn their lives around?

Will the world descend into chaos, the law collapse, and the world end?!

This department hereby issues a stern warning: these so-called experts and public intellectuals must immediately cease their related statements, or legal action will be taken!

Secondly, this department would like to offer the following explanation regarding the aforementioned absurd remarks by public intellectuals!

First, there will absolutely be no situation where people starve to death!

The reasons are as follows: 1. Taking our Hua Nation, as an example, we have long been able to achieve self-sufficiency in staple foods!

What those so-called experts say is true: we import more than 100 million tons of grain every year. But they won't tell you that this 100 million tons of grain accounts for less than 17 percent of the total grain consumption in our country each year.

We also won't tell you that most of these grains are soybeans and other crops that Chinese farmers rarely grow! And the import price is lower than the price of what we grow ourselves (pay attention, this is the key point).

I won't tell you that most of the farmland in our country is now abandoned, overgrown with weeds, and no one is cultivating it. Yet, under these circumstances, we still have a surplus of food...

If all the fields were planted with grain, even if the population doubled, no one would starve!

2. The idea that there will be a population explosion and food shortages hundreds of years from now is utter nonsense!

Now, we can clearly tell everyone that after the Spiritual Qi Revival, the chances of humans conceiving are lower than before, and significantly lower!

If one has the talent to become a cultivator, the chances of conceiving will be further reduced, and the stronger one is, the lower the chances will be.

According to calculations, although the 'suitable age for childbearing' for ordinary people has increased by about 7.5 times after the Spiritual Qi Revival (from 20-40 to 20-150), their fertility is actually almost one to one due to the reduced chance of conception.

Therefore, the population cannot explode!

3. Our future goal is the stars and the sea!

Earth's resources are running out? Even if we don't Spiritual Qi Revival, and only develop technology, won't Earth's resources eventually run out?

Yes, it does! And because of the vigorous development of technology, the damage to the Earth has been less, right? Why didn't anyone stand up against the development of technology before, lest we return to an agrarian civilization or even the Stone Age?

This organization is confident that once the Cultivation Era after the Spiritual Qi Revival begins, our Earth will be able to explore the universe and utilize its resources much faster than simply developing technology.

In conclusion, you so-called experts and public intellectuals! If you dare to spread rumors and mislead the public again, our department will punish you according to the law immediately and without any leniency!

Second, the problem of ordinary people having no way to turn their lives around.

It's all just spreading rumors and nonsense!

As we have already stated, cultivation courses from elementary school to university, and everything related to them, are being prepared urgently. By then, cultivation will be a part of all students' learning!

The same applies to adult cultivation training courses!

Are these so-called experts and public intellectuals questioning the authority of the current National College Entrance Examination and education system?!

Not everyone can cultivate immortality? That's right! Cultivating immortality requires talent.

But can't one live without cultivating immortality?

Or perhaps, now, the chances of an ordinary person turning their life around have reached 100%, and everyone can have a so-called 'turnaround'?

Nonsense!

Here, we at this organization advise everyone to remain humble and diligent; this is the true 'secret' to turning your life around!

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