What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 481

Giving Someone a Logic-Freeze

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"Indeed domineering."

Dan the Fatty nodded.

Unexpectedly, Fan Jianqiang added, "My Immortal's Intoxication drank three bowls... Second Brother's highest record was lying in bed for more than a year..."

"????"

Everyone's minds were suddenly filled with questions, and when they looked at this guy, they were all shocked.

Damn it, are you praising others or yourself?!

This medicine can make Li Fu lie down for ten days and a half. You think it's amazing, but your wine can make people lie down for more than a year?!

But the difference is also obvious. He must drink the wine without resisting it, but this poison cannot be resisted even if he wants to.

"Then...Brother Dan, do you have any idea?"

Purple Bamboo Peak Shangguan Yun spoke with concern.

"Shangguan Junior Sister, are you looking down on me, Dan Chengzi? If you can't even wake him up..."

"Then how to wake up?"

'Lin Fan' suddenly asked, "Since you can wake him up, if you keep using this method against the Ten Thousand Poisons Sect, will you be able to avoid being poisoned?"

Dan the Fatty was stunned...

The color behind it is a little weird.

"That..."

"Brother, I don't think you would want to use this method."

As soon as these words came out, everyone at Saintess Squad was stunned, and then they guessed something from the fat man's strange expression.

"Forget it then."

'Lin Fan' also guessed it, and immediately took a step back with a look of dismay on his face.

Saintess Squad Others also remained silent and retreated one after another.

"Your Highness, what are you doing?!"

Shangguan Yun They were puzzled and spoke in shock.

"It's nothing, it looks comfortable like this." Qi Saintess responded faintly.

"Yes, comfortable."

Others grinned.

Although Shangguan Yun's mind was filled with questions, he didn't say much. He just looked at Dan Chengzi eagerly, hoping that he could come to the rescue.

Dan Chengzi is also unambiguous... isn't it just to save people?

"Ahem, you can't blame me!"

This guy was muttering to himself, which made Shangguan Yun even more confused.

If we didn't know that Dan the Fatty would never be able to sneak up on Li Fu, we would even suspect that this guy wanted to kill Li Fu.

Then, they saw Li Fu take out a Jade Bottle and open it carefully.

That cautious look made Shangguan Yun couldn't help but say, "Brother Dan, the elixir that can awaken Senior Brother Li must be very valuable."

"But don't worry, we will definitely come up with items of equal value in exchange, so please, senior brother..."

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"

Dan the Fatty shook his head and smiled, "I'm not reluctant, forget it, I'll save him first."

Then...

This guy took out a green pill, opened Li Fu's mouth at lightning speed, poured it directly in, and then pressed his mouth tightly.

After making sure Li Fu swallowed it, the guy sighed, "Okay."

"Shangguan Junior Sister, take Li Fu away. He will wake up soon."

"Thank you Brother Dan!"

Shangguan Yun carefully wrapped Li Fu with True Essence, said goodbye and left...

This situation made Qi Zixiao and the others all pale.

"Fat man."

Divine Calculator shook his head. "I think Li Fu will fight you tooth and nail after he wakes up..."

The others nodded immediately, as if they were pounding garlic, the fastest batch.

"This... isn't it?"

Dan the Fatty touched his nose. "I am saving him, and this is the fastest and most effective way!"

Everyone: "..."

Don't you know how powerful Biochemical Pill is? Save him?!

I'm afraid they would rather lie down for half a month than be woken up by you early, right?!

At this time...

Not far away, there was suddenly a shocking roar, accompanied by a cry, "Ah!!!!"

"It stinks, it stinks!"

"Ugh..."

"What the hell is this?"

"I vomit..."

Dan the Fatty poked out Divine Sense, looked at it from a distance, and immediately found that Li Fu had woken up...

But at this moment, his face was filled with tears, and he was retching crazily, and every time he retched, he would spit out a piece of green gas...

Many people around were watching the fun and pointing.

But soon, they were all running away like crazy, not daring to get close at all, not even daring to watch the fun.

At the same time, the sound of vomiting continued.

"Ah!!!"

Li Fu was wailing, tears streaming down his face, and he felt like he was almost being smoked to death.

And when he learned from his followers and junior brothers and sisters that he was awakened by Dan Chengzi, and what happened next, everyone went crazy.

"Dan Chengzi!!!"

"I'll fight you!"

Li Fu is going crazy.

While crying, roaring, wailing, and retching at the same time, he rushed towards the place where Dan Chengzi and others were.

"Oh, that's so sloppy!"

Dan the Fatty spread his hands and grinned at Qi Zixiao and others. "But I am really saving him..."

"Besides, this is within the city, so I don't need to be afraid, right?"

"Fat man."

Fan Jianqiang came over and poked this guy in the chest with his elbow. "I said, you did it on purpose, right?"

"Nonsense!"

Dan the Fatty suddenly looked unhappy. "Am I, Dan the Fatty, that kind of person?"

"After Biochemical Pill was taken, he woke up within a moment... Speaking of stimulation, what could be more exciting than Biochemical Pill?"

"This is the best 'antidote'!"

Everyone: "(ˉ__ ̄~)..."

I believe you!

You damn fat man is very bad!

Of course, immediate results were real, so no one said anything. After a while, Li Fu left and returned, retching, crying, and cursing angrily.

Qi Zixiao naturally took out 'Air Refreshing Pill' long ago.

Otherwise... what should I do if I get accidentally injured?

"Damn fat man!"

Li Fu burst into tears. "Why do you want to harm me?!"

"Do you want to fight me to the death?!"

"Oh, I said Li Fu!"

Dan the Fatty was not happy. He stared with his eyes wide and his body was rippling. "When have I ever harmed you?! This is because your followers and junior brothers and sisters came to your door for help, so I used my own methods to wake you up."

"I don't know the good heart!"

"If I had known, I should have let you continue to sleep!"

"This is unreasonable!" Li Fu shouted, "I would rather continue to sleep!"

"Then you sleep!"

"Me???"

Li Fu was confused.

He couldn't handle this Dan the Fatty logic. He stared, not knowing what to say for a moment.

"Hmph!"

Seeing this, Dan the Fatty kept trying. "You have tried it yourself, don't you know how powerful Ten Thousand Poisons Sect's poison is?!"

"If I want to wake you up as soon as possible, I will naturally have to use extraordinary means. Some side effects are inevitable!"

"Furthermore, do you know that my elixir is already valuable, but when I woke you up this time, I didn't take any of it, not even a Spirit Stone was confiscated!"

"You still have the nerve to trouble me?!"

"Li Fu, is this your Purple Bamboo Peak style?"

"You!!!"

Li Fu stared at Dan the Fatty, pointing at Dan the Fatty, but was speechless.

He was already in a daze, and now he was being fooled by Dan the Fatty, and he was in a daze. "Don't get involved with Purple Bamboo Peak, this is my personal act, what does it have to do with me Purple Bamboo Peak?!"

"That's it!"

"Since my junior brothers and sisters asked you to wake me up, I won't say anything, but I must eliminate this side effect, otherwise... ugh!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was another burst of retching, accompanied by bursts of 'green smoke'.

At this time, Li Fu rolled his eyes, and even his whole body was trembling, as if he might faint from the smell at any time...

Even Shangguan Yun and others dare not approach at this moment.

"Are you sure?"

Dan the Fatty said with some hesitation, "Although the pill to wake you up is expensive, I can give you one, but the value of the pill to relieve the side effects has increased tenfold. You..."

"I'm sure!"

"I'll buy it!"

"I'll buy whatever you want!"

"Well, since you insist... then I can't refuse."

Dan the Fatty sighed, his face full of helplessness, and then the two began to 'trade'.

Watching this scene, Qi Zixiao was filled with wonder.

"This fat man... is becoming more and more skilled in his methods. Li Fu, this unlucky kid, was directly charged until death..."

Biochemical Pill collect money?

It doesn't make sense for you to charge money for making someone's family stink like that, right?

Moreover, it is reasonable and reasonable for fellow sects to come to the rescue! It really doesn't make sense to charge money.

Dan the Fatty obviously understood this, so he took action and saved people without taking any money!

But...

This kind of saving people has some side effects, but it is a common thing, there is nothing strange about it, right?

Even if the stink is a bit stinky, it won't kill anyone, and it's your people who came to ask me for help. I haven't confiscated your benefits. You can't come to trouble me just because I saved you, but there are some side effects, right?

This doesn't make sense!

What?

Do you want to relieve side effects?

It's not impossible, it's just... expensive!

At this moment, watching the operation of Dan the Fatty, even Qi Zixiao, who had experienced the baptism of the earth, could not help but secretly praise the fat man.

Isn't this controlling me to death?

Moreover, she seriously suspected that Dan the Fatty also wanted to 'reveal private revenge'...

There is even evidence~!

After getting Air Refreshing Pill, Li Fu finally felt comfortable.

He breathed deeply, never feeling that at any moment, such an ordinary deep breath would make him feel good to the depths of his soul...

It's as if my soul is trembling!

However, he also paid a price of three million Spirit Stone for this.

Three million Spirit Stone, bought one Air Refreshing Pill...

After finishing the matter, Li Fu left with a dark face.

But Dan the Fatty grinned, and then suddenly handed over his hand to Qi Zixiao: "Your Highness, our opportunity to make a fortune... has arrived!"

"Oh?!"

Qi Zixiao quickly responded, "Have you figured out Ten Thousand Poisons Sect's poison?"

"It's almost like ten!"

Dan the Fatty nodded, with a solemn look on his face, waved his hand and waved Soundproof Barrier before speaking slowly.

At this moment, everyone at Saintess Squad pricked up their ears.

"If I were to play directly, I would definitely suffer their consequences, but from Li Fu, I came to the conclusion that their poison also directly affects the soul!"

"Bah!"

At this time, Ink Blood Toad jumped out of the clothes on this guy's chest. "I obviously discovered it!"

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