500. Chapter 499 (￣ＴＴ￣) This Is Instinct~

Let alone her.

Even the restaurant manager was terrified. "Who is so extravagant... uh, so generous?"

"We mustn't let someone dine and dash!"

He was extremely cautious.

That's over two billion Spirit Stone!

Although the wine in the restaurant is brewed by the big boss himself and has the effect of healing injuries to the soul, ordering twenty jugs at once seems a bit too extravagant, doesn't it?

Therefore, the first question was, "Who ordered this? Do you know anything about it?"

"I..."

The maid blinked, and her inner True Essence emerged from her palm, outlining Qi Zixiao's appearance before her eyes.

"This is..."

"Qi Zixiao, the Purple Mansion Saintess?!"

"!!!"

The person in charge was even more frightened!

Who is the Purple Mansion Saintess?!

That's someone who can be completely equated with the word "Demoness demoness"!

A person like this ordering twenty jugs of wine? I just don't believe she's not trying to dine and dash!

He was extremely conflicted.

What should we do?!

So, should I give it to them or not?!

If you run a restaurant and open your doors to business, it seems a bit unreasonable not to serve customers their orders!

But it was given to...

What if this Purple Mansion Demoness tries to dine and dash?!

They dared not kill, and even dared not fight, because the other party wouldn't give them a single penny... were they supposed to disrespect the Purple Mansion Holy Land by taking them away and demanding Spirit Stone from them?

And even if we really wanted to arrest someone, it wouldn't be so easy!

Based on past experience and legends, what was the most troublesome thing about the successive Purple Mansion Saintess?

It's not its combat power, but its incredible escape methods that make people hesitate to even try!

"You say..."

He couldn't help but look at the maid. "Could we ask the Purple Mansion Saintess to pay the bill first?"

"???"

The maid was somewhat bewildered. "This... there doesn't seem to be any precedent for this, does there?"

The person in charge was also quite helpless.

How could he not know that there was no such precedent?

But that's the problem. It's not a matter of precedent or not; it's that we don't know what to do.

Left with no other option, he took out Sound Transmission Jade Talisman and asked his boss...

"The contemporary Purple Mansion Saintess?"

"Yes, boss. Her name is Qi Zixiao. She asked for twenty jugs of wine right off the bat. What should we do? Please advise."

Give it to her!

The big boss barely hesitated.

"Yes."

The person in charge finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But at that moment, the big boss said again, "You don't even have a cell phone?"

"..."

"I'll find a chance to buy one. The Sound Transmission Jade Talisman... is too outdated."

!!

The person in charge was speechless for a moment.

Not long after.

The wine and side dishes were served.

Qi Zixiao looked at the maid and said calmly, "You may leave now. Activate all the formations. No one may disturb us without my permission."

"Yes."

The maidservant withdrew and said, "Please rest assured, gentlemen. In our Three Immortals Inn, even Celestial Platform Expert wouldn't dare to force their way in. Absolutely no one can disturb you two."

"That's good. You can go and do whatever you need to do."

Lin Fan smiled and waved his hand.

The other party nodded in agreement and closed the door.

Buzz...

Almost as soon as the door closed, numerous Array Pattern appeared one after another.

Various Guardian Array, Soundproofing Formation, and formations used to prevent Divine Sense detection have emerged one after another.

"It's not cheap."

Lin Fan remarked, "This room alone would cost a million Spirit Stone a day!"

"If you ask me, this restaurant is really profitable, but the food is indeed all of high quality."

Upon hearing this, Qi Zixiao's eyes lit up. "How about we open one too?"

"..."

Opening a restaurant together?

Lin Fan thought for a moment, then slowly shook his head. "Let's forget about it, this business isn't really suitable for us."

"That's true."

It was just a casual remark, and Qi Zixiao didn't insist. She even went so far as to analyze, "From Earth's perspective, the hottest business right now is the internet. If we dig deeper into the internet, it's no worse than what they're doing..."

"I say, Zixiao, you have quite an appetite."

"Um?"

"... What? Our phones have a profit margin of 99%, or even 99.999999%, which is more profitable than his."

"How many nines did you just say?"

"Hey, I didn't count either, just know that's the meaning."

"..."

"It's not that I have a big appetite!"

Qi Zixiao sighed earnestly, "Our spending has been too high!"

"It seems like we've made a lot of money, but if you look back now, how much are we left?"

"..."

"You're not wrong with what I say, come on, drink up!"

"Here, let me pour you some wine."

After chatting for a while, the drinking began.

The two drank and toasted each other, enjoying the delicious side dishes, and the host and guests were all very happy.

Even towards the end, both of them felt they hadn't had enough...

Then...

Qi Zixiao took out a wine that Lin Fan recognized.

"This is... Immortal's Intoxication?!"

"Right."

Qi Zixiao's face was slightly flushed, and her eyes were a little dazed. "I dare not fly with three bowls of wine. I've wanted to try it for a long time."

"But I can't relax when there are other people around."

Do you dare to drink it?

"Hey?! A man can say he's afraid?! You're practically saying I can't do it! Come on!"

"Drink!!!"

Then...

Both of them were completely drunk.

Qi Zixiao actually stood up and danced a short dance, captivating Lin Fan completely...

Then, she bent her arms and placed them on Lin Fan's shoulders from behind, resting her chin on her hand, and murmured, "Lin Fan, you... can't die."

"Ah?"

Lin Fan was also confused, but his instincts made him ask, "Why did you and Sister A'Wu both say similar things?"

"How... will I die in the future?"

"I don't know either."

Qi Zixiao pulled Lin Fan up, then, still half-asleep, poured him another bowl of wine. "Come on, drink! Dance!"

"It's a shame there's no music. Dancing at a rave on the other side of Earth... is probably like this, right?"

"Forehead..."

Seeing her gulping down the wine, her face flushed, Lin Fan finally couldn't resist and gently kissed her.

"Ah!"

Qi Zixiao was already quite drunk and unsteady on her feet. When she was ambushed, she glared at him and exclaimed, "You... you bastard!"

"Dog Thief, you can't, you can't do this!"

"I..."

He hadn't finished speaking.

I'm dizzy.

Three bowls of wine, dare not fly, challenge failed!

After eating two bowls, I immediately felt dizzy.

Lin Fan wasn't much better off. In fact, after his 'sneak attack,' he felt extremely guilty. Seeing that she had fainted, he couldn't hold on any longer and managed to put Qi Zixiao on the bed before he also passed out.

In a daze, Lin Fan felt more comfortable than ever before, as if he were having countless beautiful dreams.

Then...

I don't know how long I slept, but suddenly I woke up.

He opened his eyes in a daze and realized that it was the Sky Gazing Mirror at his waist that was trembling. Of course, with the 'transformation', the Sky Gazing Mirror now looked like an ordinary magic jade pendant.

"Sister A'Wu?"

His head was throbbing with pain, and he asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

"The afternoon's match list has been announced. You still have a bye, but Zixiao has a match. If you continue to sleep, you'll be delayed."

"Ah?!"

Lin Fan was taken aback.

His internal True Essence surged, quickly forcing out the effects of the alcohol...

' Immortal's Intoxication ' isn't actually a particularly powerful sleeping potion. Its strength lies in the fact that even a powerful figure at the Celestial Platform Realm will be forced to lie down if they don't use their True Essence to resist or dispel it.

But what if you use your True Essence to resist or dispel the effects of the alcohol?

Even Foundation Establishment Stage cultivators can withstand it.

Awakened at this moment and knowing that something was wrong, Lin Fan was naturally able to easily force out the effects of the alcohol.

But as the alcohol in his body decreased, he became more and more sober, and the sensations on his body made his scalp tingle.

so...

Looking down, I was right, and my guess was confirmed!

Right now, I'm lying in the same bed as Qi Zixiao!

Of course, the clothes were still on, and there weren't any particularly messy or disheveled marks.

The problem is, she was sleeping soundly with her head on her arm, her face flushed.

The bigger problem is that my own hand just happens to be placed on...

Cough cough cough!!!

"No wonder it's so soft."

Then...

This guy couldn't resist and gently pinched it.

The incredibly bouncy feel even prompted him to automatically imagine a voiceover, just like the bouncy sounds in anime.

Then, he discovered an even more serious problem.

Qi Zixiao...

He opened his eyes.

From initial confusion to gradual clarity, then to embarrassment and... an outburst of murderous intent!

"Dog Thief!!!"

"What are you doing?!"

"I didn't mean to!"

Lin Fan felt a chill run down his spine and said repeatedly, "Zi Xiao, you have to believe me!"

"It's a man's instinct, I just... couldn't help it, really, just like that."

(ω)...

"You..."

"You still?!?!"

"I just couldn't help myself!!!"

Lin Fan rolled over and got up, retreating to a corner. He didn't expect that he would unconsciously pinch her again.

At this moment, Qi Zixiao's face was red to the roots of her neck, and her eyes were so fierce that she looked like she wanted to kill someone.

"I'll fight you to the death!!!"

"Dog Thief!"

"I really didn't mean to!"

"This... this was an accident."

"Uncontrollably!"

"It's a man's instinct!"

"I don't believe you for a second!!!"

Qi Zixiao lunged forward, baring her teeth and brandishing her claws, her face a mixture of shame, anger, and frustration...

"Stop!!!"

Lin Fan shouted loudly.

"At worst, I'll let you touch me back!"

"Anyway, I have one now... right?"

He deactivated his transformation and puffed out his chest.

Qi Zixiao: "(°ー°)..."

"Dog..."

"(へ╬)"

"Thief!!!"

"That's Saintess body!!!"

"You Dog Thief! Aaaaaah, I'll kill you!!!"

In an instant, chaos erupted inside the house.

Qi Zixiao was filled with murderous intent and launched a frenzied attack. Lin Fan knew he was in the wrong and dared not retaliate, so he could only keep dodging...

In the end, he was seriously 'injured' and was even ridden on by Qi Zixiao, who gave him a 'lesson'.

"Well!"

The man sighed helplessly, "It really is just instinct!"