What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 532

Go Call for Reinforcements

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But those are just ordinary snakes, insects, rats and ants!

At this moment, countless snakes, insects, rodents, and even some creatures that were originally purely carnivorous were constantly approaching. Only when they got close to the group did they dare not continue, instead hovering in the surrounding fields and air.

And as time went on, the number of these snakes, insects, rodents and ants increased.

Hundreds and thousands of birds were circling in the sky, but they dared not land.

Seeing this, the brothers were wary but not too worried, and even started joking around.

"Hey guys, this situation is actually pretty scary."

"Isn't that right? It's quite a big commotion. But looking at it this way, if we see this situation again in the future, can we be sure that there are spiritual herbs or Spirit Fruit ripening down there?"

Someone pointed to the flock of birds in the sky. "You can see them from quite far away."

"It should be okay, right?"

No one can be sure, after all, who knows if it's a coincidence or an inevitability?

During their casual conversation, they did not notice that a weasel was lying in the rice paddy a dozen meters away, hiding itself well, but its pea-sized eyes were very lively and occasionally gleamed with a yellow light.

Its fur is extremely soft and shiny, and it looks very energetic.

Not only that, it was lying there motionless, like a statue, with only its eyes occasionally twitching, which looked rather eerie.

Time passed.

It was almost evening.

As the sun set, the weasel suddenly moved...

It moves like an arrow released from a bow, with extremely high speed!

Whoosh!

In an instant, it leaped more than ten meters away, but it was at that moment that the Resident Happiness Living Department spotted it.

"Careful!"

"This thing is so fast!"

"This isn't an ordinary animal; it must be a spirit!"

"Stop it!"

This weasel is very fast, but upon closer inspection, one can sense that its strength is roughly at the Qi Refining Stage.

Since that's the case, the five of them were naturally not afraid and all took action to intercept it.

At the same time, he tightly protected the Spirit Rice behind him.

But at that very moment, the weasel suddenly let out a soft "poof"...

A wisp of yellow smoke rises with the wind.

It was even more of a smoke bomb than a smoke bomb, instantly enveloping them and rendering them unable to see.

Not only that, but there was also an astonishing stench permeating the air.

"Depend on!"

"It stinks!"

"Ugh, this weasel..."

"I can't see, what about you guys?! Is this some kind of smoke bomb? The kind with stink bomb stuff in it?!"

"Oh no! Quickly pick the Spirit Rice! We can't see it, it might..."

Someone realized what was happening and exclaimed in surprise.

However, it was too late.

When they were about to forcibly pluck the Spirit Rice, they found that they had missed their target.

Where was the Spirit Rice left behind? Even the golden straw was gone, leaving only a pit!

"Quick, get out of there!"

"Chase!"

"We absolutely cannot let it get away!"

The group was shocked and rushed out of the smoke area immediately, but before they could even breathe fresh air, they spotted the weasel carrying a straw and speeding away.

It moved extremely fast, knocking down other rice stalks wherever it went, which actually showed them the way.

But they didn't get very far before they realized the seriousness of the problem.

"Damn it, these weasels are faster than us!"

"Quickly, call for backup!"

"We must stop it!"

They were alarmed and chased after him while calling for reinforcements.

Less than two minutes later, the Old Man rushed over with his men. When he saw the pit and the slowly dissipating yellow smoke, his expression tightened.

"Quickly, report to the Resident Happiness Living Department and ask them to send more people to help!"

"Forget it, I'll contact them myself!"

The Old Man was very anxious and personally took out his old-fashioned mobile phone to contact the Resident Happiness Living Department.

The Second Vice Minister answered the phone. When he learned about the Old Man's situation and Lin Fan's evaluation of Spirit Rice, he immediately became anxious.

"Such a thing exists?!"

"Old Man, don't worry, I'll immediately mobilize people nearby to search and surround the area!"

"We have to be quick!"

How could the Old Man not be anxious?

"It's an animal, it has no feelings. If it gets anxious, it might just eat you!"

"..."

The Second Vice Minister, upon hearing this, became even more anxious.

"I'll hang up now, I'll personally mobilize the manpower!"

Encircle and intercept!

The Resident Happiness Living Department was well aware of the importance of Spirit Rice and the seriousness of this incident. Therefore, the Second Vice Minister personally mobilized manpower and had relevant personnel start an internal live broadcast, remotely 'controlling' the entire process!

Not only that, but they mobilized all Entering Dao personnel in the vicinity, totaling more than 300 members of the Resident Happiness Living Department, to continuously chase and drive them away in a 360-degree blockade.

But that weasel was just too fast, and it was so small that it could easily disappear into any grove of trees...

How do I find it?!

Even if it were a group of cultivators, it would still take a long time to find them!

So far, the only good news is that it hasn't eaten the Spirit Rice yet.

But even though we don't know what it's waiting for, who knows when it will suddenly eat it?

Moreover, according to everyone's calculations, although it seemed to be running away in a panic, it was actually moving in one direction, which means that it must have a destination!

Once we reach our destination, we'll probably have to eat this Spirit Rice.

"Quickly, send more people to block it in the direction it wants to go, while the rest continue the original plan to chase after it."

After realizing this, the Second Vice Minister quickly issued an order.

at the same time.

The Minister and Third Vice Minister also came over to watch the live broadcast together and offer suggestions.

Although the Seventh Vice Minister, Liu Gang, and others were far away in Green Mountain Town, they could still see this kind of internal live broadcast.

That's why everyone looked so serious.

They became even more nervous after learning that Spirit Rice could actually help with cultivation and had the ability to 'fatigue'.

In fact, while others may not know, those within their own ranks know it perfectly well.

The staff of the Resident Happiness Living Department, especially those in the 'Security' category, are all highly skilled veterans from various military units.

These people, putting aside everything else, each have an enormous appetite and immense strength.

Of course, the Resident Happiness Living Department is certainly capable of easily affording these things, so it has never taken them seriously.

But recently, they realized they were wrong.

As more and more people began to learn the Hundred Battles Sutra, their appetites also began to increase wildly. And then, well...

Eating 100,000 bowls of rice and several large plates of vegetables in one go is easy, and you also have to eat high-energy, high-protein foods like fatty meat and beef!

If we let them eat as much as they want.

Four people can eat a whole cow in a day!

Is that an exaggeration?

That's how exaggerated it is!

At first, everyone thought that even if they started cultivating immortality, there wouldn't be any problem with food, but now it seems...

No problem at all.

If cultivating immortality didn't require talent and everyone could do it, I'm afraid it wouldn't be long before the whole world faced a food crisis!

Fortunately, there are no "what ifs," but even so, the expenditure of the Resident Happiness Living Department has increased dramatically just in terms of food expenses.

Putting aside everything else, we'll need to hire several times more chefs!

Not only are related investments increasing, but the Entering Dao themselves are also feeling uncomfortable because even if they eat a lot, they get hungry very easily, especially after cultivating for a while or exercising; they get hungry incredibly fast!

It's so uncomfortable to be hungry!

Now that people know that Spirit Rice a type of rice) has the ability to "suppress hunger", who wouldn't treasure it?

result...

The Spirit Rice has been stolen by a weasel? This is outrageous!

"Seventh Vice Minister, how about I take some men and go there?"

Liu Gang couldn't help but rub his hands together in anticipation.

"What are you going to do?"

The Seventh Vice Minister rolled his eyes. "You can't fly. By the time you slowly take a plane there, the Spirit Rice will have turned into excrement."

"But..."

"That's a load of rubbish!"

After his youth, the Seventh Vice Minister's temper became increasingly fiery. "Come on, let's go persuade Lin Fan to come out of retirement!"

"Hiss!"

Liu Gang gasped, "This..."

"What do you mean, 'what'? Food is the most important thing for people, it's worth me going to invite him!"

"Run!"

A moment later, at Lin Fan's doorstep, the Seventh Vice Minister briefly explained their purpose.

"Is that so?"

Lin Fan raised an eyebrow. After a brief moment of surprise, he found it quite reasonable. These spirits stealing Spiritual Object... that's normal!

But you managed to snatch something that's useful to me, that's going too far!

"Dull Hair!"

He spoke.

Chirp chirp.

A tuft of Dull Hair on Dull Hair's head flew from the small courtyard and landed on Lin Fan shoulder.

Although the entire Green Mountain Town now possesses spiritual energy, the spiritual energy in the small courtyard is honestly the most concentrated!

Although the Greenhouse Area has a large Spirit Gathering Array, the area is too large, and it is still not as good as the small courtyard.

Therefore, the Dull Hair stayed in the courtyard all the time, and having cultivated the superior technique of the Azure Qingluan Sutra, it is now Foundation Establishment Stage Spirit Beast!

After landing on Lin Fan's shoulder, it tilted its head to the side, then saw the two people outside the door. Its gaze swept over Liu Gang, who looked like Dwayne Johnson, and then it actually seemed to show a human-like smile.

"Why are you laughing?!"

Liu Gang felt a chill run down his spine and couldn't help but grit his teeth, but...

I didn't dare to make a move.

It's not that I'm afraid of Lin Fan, well, I am afraid of him too.

However, the main reason was that he tragically discovered that even though he had already Entering Dao and was about to enter the Foundation Establishment Stage at any time, he still couldn't see through the kingfisher's realm.

What does this tell us?

This means that the kingfisher is stronger than me!

Recalling my previous experience of having a bone fractured by it...

Liu Gang decided to hold back a little longer and back down.

"Chirp chirp."

The kingfisher laughed even harder, as if it were speaking and mocking, leaving Liu Gang, this big guy, speechless.

"Alright, I have something for you to do."

"Go to the North Province, catch this weasel, and bring back the Spirit Rice."

Lin Fan pointed to the live broadcast screen in the Seventh Vice Minister's hand. "Take this with you, so you don't not know where it is."

"Chirp chirp!"

The kingfisher nodded, its Demon Power surging and enveloping the tablet computer.

"Don't steal any food!"

Lin Fan gave instructions.

I remember when I first wrote about the Spiritual Qi Revival, many people criticized me for living longer, saying that the population explosion would lead to a shortage of resources and many people would starve to death.

Me: emmmmm...

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