You're Bleeding from All Seven Orifices! (5k)

Someone else sat on it...

If it were a woman, it might not be a big deal, since she might have actually experienced that feeling.

Ordinary men?

Once you sit on it, just bear with it and it will pass. After all, it's not really being... you know, it's just that spiritual energy is rushing in, which is a bit strange.

But myself...

What's worse is that she has to swap clothes with her own Saintess every three days.

In case we meet again later, we'll have to exchange clothes.

And just like that, I remembered how I felt that day...

Good heavens!!!

People are going crazy!

He stated directly that he would never sit there again, and then walked away without looking up.

Seeing this Old Chen and Zhou Xiaoran, though confused as to why Lin Fan reacted so strongly, could only quickly follow...

After some searching.

No further findings were discovered.

It seems that of all the extraordinary ' Purple Bamboo Island ', only this lotus platform is different.

This made Lin Fan's face turn dark.

"Although we don't know who originally owned this island, it seems they really did move away back then, didn't they?"

"After moving, they left the lotus platform behind..."

"So, does that guy himself dislike this lotus platform?"

Old Chen stroked his chin, speechless, and said, "I think you're absolutely right."

"Think about it, who would create something like this if they didn't have some kind of weird fetish?"

"Maybe he regretted it after he made it, so he didn't take it with him when he moved because he didn't like it?"

"Very likely."

Zhou Xiaoran wholeheartedly agreed and nodded repeatedly.

Achoo!

At that very moment, on a planet covered in purple bamboo, an Purple Robed Taoist Nun was in seclusion suddenly sneezed, appearing infinitely far away.

And it happened one after another.

"Achoo, achoo, achoo!!!"

She awoke with a start, her face filled with doubt and uncertainty. "I've been in seclusion for many years and have no enemies. Who would be cursing me now?"

"How strange, how truly strange."

Puzzled, she began to calculate with her fingers.

Then...

(ω).

"Cough."

Her face flushed slightly, but she quickly returned to normal.

"Although it feels a bit strange, it is at least extremely useful."

"Back then, in order to defeat our enemies, we had to resort to any means necessary, but now..."

Well!

She sighed softly.

He touched the lotus platform beneath him, but still couldn't feel it, which put his mind at ease.

"Thinking back on it now, I still feel lingering fear..."

Lin Fan and his two companions have already left Purple Bamboo Island.

Old Chen repeatedly. "What do we do with this place?"

"Just leave it like that."

Lin Fan said speechlessly, "We've searched inside and out, but apart from that unlucky lotus platform, there's nothing else."

"Moreover, there is a formation in place, and the key is also in our hands."

"Given the strength of that formation, I reckon it would be impossible to break through unless we used something like Mushroom Bomb."

So don't worry about it.

"Even if something doesn't grow, we can wait patiently and see if there are any changes after a while."

This trip... was a complete waste of time. Of course, there were some benefits, at least for cultivation. However, the spiritual energy is currently too thin, so it won't be of much use to Lin Fan.

But...

As the spiritual energy becomes more concentrated, it will become useful.

But so what?!

Absolutely not!

"What if there isn't one?" Old Chen asked back.

"If not..." Lin Fan suddenly grinned, "How about I tie up my dearest Teacher Chen and put her on the lotus platform to help you cultivate?"

"You unfilial disciple!"

Old Chen tingled instantly...

Return to the protective shield.

The great battle has gradually come to an end.

After all, as time went by, the seawater gradually receded, and although the Ferocious Beast were mindless, they still had instincts.

They don't just run ashore for no reason.

At this moment, Liu Gang was leading his men in chopping up the meat of Ferocious Beast. The large pots were also full of Ferocious Beast meat, which was being cooked over a high flame.

Meanwhile, there was also a lot of meat that had already been cooked and served, and many people were each holding a large piece and enjoying it immensely.

There were also quite a few refrigerated trucks that had come from who-knows-where, loading up with Ferocious Beast meat...

Meanwhile, Professor Li and his group of people were mostly bleeding from their seven orifices, which looked extremely horrifying.

"Old Li?!"

Old Chen knew Professor Li, and upon landing and seeing this situation, he was immediately startled. "What happened to you all?"

"Poisoned?!"

"... We're fine." Professor Li somewhat awkwardly, "There's nothing wrong."

"You're still okay?"

Old Chen stared wide-eyed, feeling utterly overwhelmed.

Who are these people?

Blood is flowing from all seven orifices!

Blood was still gushing from his nose, and he calls that nothing wrong?

He cursed, "You fucking don't even need makeup to play a vengeful ghost anymore, okay? And this is no big deal?"

"..."

Professor Li was even more embarrassed.

"What are they doing...?"

Zhou Xiaoran glanced at it, and her intuition told her everything, "She's got a sore throat."

"Or rather, eating too much of the meat of Ferocious Beast makes some people too weak to absorb the nutrients."

Old Chen was taken aback, and couldn't help but complain, "You guys are really 'inflamed'! You're bleeding from all seven orifices!"

"So how much did you actually eat?"

"... not many."

Professor Li, seeing that he could no longer hide it, sighed and said, "We saw Captain Liu eating and suddenly he could fly all over the sky. They say he has broken through to the Foundation Establishment stage."

"I'm so envious!"

Who doesn't want to fly?

"So I ate a few more bites, who knew it would cause me to have a sore throat?"

"Why didn't you wipe it off?" Old Chen with a look of disgust. "It looks so scary."

Professor Li gave him a look of utter despair. "I've wiped it off, but it'll still leak... Let it leak, let it leak and leak, it'll probably be fine after a while."

"A weak body cannot tolerate tonics! A weak body cannot tolerate tonics!"

"Well."

Professor Li sighed, shook his head, and walked to the side.

Old Chen was left speechless, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Lin Fan was not surprised by this kind of display.

Strictly speaking, Professor Li and his group did not Entering Dao, or at least most of them did Entering Dao; they were just ordinary people who had absorbed some spiritual energy.

Aren't they just ordinary people?

If an ordinary person eats too much of the flesh of Ferocious Beast, wouldn't they bleed from the blood loss?

Even ordinary people might experience nosebleeds after eating soft-shelled turtle, let alone eating the meat of Ferocious Beast? It wouldn't be surprising if it caused bleeding from all seven orifices...

If Entering Dao and has a good level of cultivation, and eats even more 'high-class' food, then it won't be bleeding from all seven orifices, but rather 'radiant light' shooting out from all seven orifices.

However, Professor Li and his group, all bleeding from their seven orifices, looked more terrifying than the vengeful ghosts in horror movies, yet they maintained a calm and resigned expression, which was indeed somewhat amusing.

Upon seeing Lin Fan, Liu Gang threw down the already dulled broadsword in his hand, approached, and respectfully said, "Mister Lin."

"Hmm, you have arrangements made here?"

Lin Fan asked casually.

"We'll share some of the Ferocious Beast meat, and freeze some to send to the capital. Of course, you, Mister Lin, will distribute the vast majority."

Liu Gang's response surprised Old Chen, but Lin Fan thought it made perfect sense.

Today's tsunami...

Unbeknownst to them, it had become their own 'showcase'.

They would only value themselves more, and given that it was a cooperative rather than a subordinate relationship, and they had hunted most of the Ferocious Beast themselves.

Therefore, letting yourself allocate resources is actually the most correct choice.

This way, you won't offend yourself, nor will you appear to be too ignorant of the rules.

"Then freeze it for me."

When Lin Fan spoke, Liu Gang was not surprised at all and immediately nodded in agreement. "Okay, I will arrange it right away."

This thing...

It really needs to be frozen.

Although the shelf life of Ferocious Beast meat is much longer than that of ordinary meat, it is still just the lowest-level Ferocious Beast, and it will spoil after ten days or half a month.

Wouldn't it be a waste not to freeze them?

As for what Lin Fan needs so much meat for...

Of course, it's about eating!

Even if you can't finish it all, can't you at least send some to the people around you, like your parents?

If all else fails, it can be used as fertilizer to nourish medicinal herbs, which is also excellent.

"You've frozen the Ferocious Beast meat. Just make me a warehouse, put it in there, and let me know when you need it. I'll retrieve it when I need it."

"Now we'll talk about the problem here."

Lin Fan looked at the defensive shield and said softly, "Although this wave of attacks has temporarily subsided, there's no guarantee that a few crazy Ferocious Beast might suddenly rush out of the sea later. So the formation cannot be removed, and you should also send some people to guard it at all times."

"That's no problem at all."

Liu Gang agreed, "I will do as instructed and report to the Minister truthfully."

"Oh, right."

Lin Fan nodded and said, "Let's not let anyone stay within a hundred miles. Let's find a place to settle down. It will cost some money, but it's not necessarily 100% safe here."

"This..."

Liu Gang hesitated and said, "I need to report first and then wait for the Minister ' decision."

"I'm just making a suggestion."

Lin Fan smiled and said, "Whether or not to do it is up to you. Just report back."

This arrangement was not just Lin Fan's alarmist talk, although Ferocious Beast in the ocean generally do not like to jump onto land to play.

But there are always exceptions.

In the early stages, things were alright. With the protection of the formation and the Resident Happiness Living Department, nothing should be able to break in and wreak havoc.

But the longer time goes on, the more 'big shots' there are among the Ferocious Beast.

A bloody battle might break out anytime soon, so it's really not suitable for people to live Coastal Area anymore.

However, as he said, he was only making a suggestion, and whether the Resident Happiness Living Department would listen or not... he didn't want to care.

After a brief exchange, Lin Fan, along with Old Chen and Zhou Xiaoran, soared into the sky and headed towards C City.

Without the slightest hesitation, Liu Gang immediately reported the matter to headquarters.

"No one lives along the coastline for hundreds of miles near the South China Sea..."

The Second Vice Minister frowned deeply. "This is a big undertaking, and it will require a lot of money."

"Not only that."

The Third Vice Minister shook his head and said, "Currently it's only the South China Sea, but I always feel that we can't just let Hua Nation's Spiritual Qi Revival forever. In other words, other sea areas will also recover later. At that time, wouldn't it be impossible for people to live within a hundred miles of other sea areas?"

"If we relocate them all, the problems will be huge, not to mention Hainan and other places..."

"It's too big to move!"

The Minister immediately approved the proposal, saying, "Since we have decided to pursue the Path of Immortality, we cannot give up halfway."

"And so far, we've gradually begun to experience the benefits of cultivating immortality, haven't we?"

"We have money!"

"We also have land."

"If that's the case, what's there to hesitate about?"

Let's vote by raising our hands.

Soon, everyone raised their hands in agreement.

At this moment, the Minister added, "But I'm not sure about Purple Bamboo Island either."

Should we send someone over?

All the Minister looked hesitant.

Through satellite imagery, everyone could see the existence of Purple Bamboo Island, and Lin Fan and his group had already been there...

So what should we do now?

"Lin Fan didn't say, so we can't do anything about it. Seventh Brother, why don't you ask him?"

"Then I'll ask."

The Seventh Vice Minister made a phone call to inquire.

I received a reply very quickly.

"He means... do as we please, but our people probably won't be able to get in."

"..."

The Minister were speechless.

Okay.

I was still figuring out how to handle it, but now I can't even get in?

"Send someone over there. Be careful. Even if they can't get in, it's still our territory, and it still needs to be recorded."

"Let's go take a look."

Ultimately, they made this decision.

"What a pity."

Bob suddenly slapped his thigh, utterly frustrated, at the Capitalist Income Protection Guild.

"President, what's a pity?"

"We completely forgot to raid their base!!!"

Bob said dejectedly, "Just now, Lin Fan wasn't at his place, and as far as we know, he seems to live alone!"

"Not only that, most of the people from the Green Mountain Town branch of the Resident Happiness Living Department went to reinforce the area. Lin Fan's residence was completely undefended just now, and we completely forgot to send someone to raid it!!!"

Isn't that a pity?

Upon hearing this, everyone realized what was happening, and they looked at each other in bewilderment, remaining silent.

That's such a pity!

What a perfect opportunity to raid their base!

They missed it. Lin Fan had already rushed back, though they couldn't see him. The birdman's live stream ended because he lost track of Lin Fan...

It's obvious to anyone with a brain that they've already gone back, so the perfect opportunity to raid their base has been missed.

"Never mind."

Helpless, Bob frowned, his white eye circles showing his displeasure. "It's time to discuss the Purple Bamboo Island issue!"

"This place is definitely unusual; we need to send someone to check it out!"

"But President, the South China Sea is extremely dangerous right now..."

"We still have to go!"

"Send our most advanced nuclear submarines there. We must find out what secrets are hidden on that Purple Bamboo Island."

"Compared to mainland Hua Nation, Purple Bamboo Island is undoubtedly easier for us!"

"... Yes, Chairman."

"Also, what stage has the recovery of the cultivators' corpses reached?"

"It is expected to enter the atmosphere tomorrow morning."

"Good!!!"

Bob breathed a sigh of relief...

"Finally, finally there's some good news."

evening.

Lin Fan received news that his own 'frozen goods warehouse' had been secured, and it was located in Green Mountain Town.

To address this, the Resident Happiness Living Department deployed numerous refrigerated trucks to continuously transport the carcasses of those Ferocious Beast, but this process took time.

Meanwhile, the Resident Happiness Living Department also released some related details during the News Broadcast.

For example, tsunamis, Ferocious Beast, etc., and announced that areas along the coastline and islands in the sea will no longer be inhabited, and the original residents will be relocated to inland areas with a 100% subsidy from the Resident Happiness Living Department...

Meanwhile, the relevant area was taken over by combat team members from the Resident Happiness Living Department.

Of course, it's not mandatory; if you don't want to move away from your hometown, you can stay. However... the Resident Happiness Living Department clearly states that if you don't comply with the arrangements, your safety cannot be guaranteed.

The news naturally caused a huge uproar.

The various news reports and live broadcasts from last night to early this morning already shocked countless netizens, and now, with the announcement from the Resident Happiness Living Department, especially the rule that no one should live within a 100-mile radius, otherwise safety cannot be guaranteed...

This cast a shadow over the hearts of many people.

"My God, is safety no longer guaranteed? Are those Ferocious Beast really that powerful?"

"Actually, it should still be safe, right? According to them, the relevant area will become a 'battle zone,' which can be seen as the front line of the fight against the Ferocious Beast. If you stay in the battle zone, who can guarantee your safety?"

"Even so, there are still many people who don't want to move away from their hometown, right?"

"At times like this, it's best to move it; after all, nobody wants to die!"

"Yeah, if it were me, I'd definitely move. My life is more important, and the Resident Happiness Living Department will subsidize it 100%, so what's there to be afraid of?"

"Sigh, I'm worried that our living area will shrink even further in the future..."

"..."

Many netizens expressed their deep concern.

However, it's really hard to find fault with the Resident Happiness Living Department's approach.

They didn't hide anything; instead, they explained everything clearly.

He bluntly stated that it would be dangerous for them to stay, and given that it was already past midnight, there were a large number of viewers in Kang Chu's live stream, and everyone knew just how powerful and terrifying the Ferocious Beast was.

In addition, the relocation is fully subsidized by the Resident Happiness Living Department...

Knowing there was danger, and with a 100% subsidy, why didn't you leave?

Either they have a deep love for their hometown, or they have a righteous reason for dying.

After glancing at the comments and finding no particularly extreme remarks, Lin Fan turned off his phone and continued to ponder the issue of teaching his students 'cultivation classes'.

In the Cultivation World, Three Saints City.

Qi Zixiao has returned in his true form.

The avatar immediately stepped forward, smiling as it spoke, "This is the original self."

"Um..."

Qi Zixiao also smiled and activated memory synchronization.

Then...

She was stunned.

"You, you guys... no, it's me who actually went with that guy???"

In my memory, we shared a bed, and that guy even pinched my...

The synchronization of memories between the original and the avatar is not like watching a 3D movie in a flash; rather, it makes the memories of the two people exactly the same.

In other words, in Qi Zixiao's memory, it wasn't Lin Fan who shared a bed with the avatar, but rather herself!

She personally experienced all the events of her incarnation!

Goosebumps instantly covered her entire body. Qi Zixiao gritted her teeth and couldn't help but curse, "That Dog Thief!"

What a huge loss!

I was drunk and that guy pinched me... I won't say.

That guy was even holding the avatar's hand and pinching the real one?!