What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 556

Significant Discovery~!

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However.

They used all the most powerful tools in the lab, but still couldn't tear even the slightest bit of the woman's clothing!

"This..."

"Is this really clothing that could exist in this world?"

"It's clearly very soft, how can it be so hard?!"

A group of world-leading scientists and experts had their worldviews completely overturned when faced with women's dresses.

Even though they exhausted all scientific theories and thoughts, trying to explain everything using scientific language and methods, it was all in vain.

It doesn't make any sense at all!

How the hell do you explain this?

Your piece of clothing looks ordinary, has no special effects, feels very soft, yet it has those 'unreasonable' functions!

If it were a mecha or something, or even Iron Man's armor, they wouldn't find it strange, since it's still within the realm of technological comprehension.

But these clothes...

However, it is completely beyond the scope of current scientific understanding and explanation!

Not only does it have that bizarre 'programming,' but it's also impossible to destroy?

"Burn it with fire!"

Someone whispered, "All we can prove now is that her clothes are incredibly durable; they can't be cut or damaged. But what if they could be cut and burned?"

"This is the only thing we can try..."

Before long, they set fire to the corners of the ancient-style long dress, using high-pressure, high-temperature flames instead of ordinary flames.

As a result, after burning for more than half an hour, the skirt showed no change whatsoever!

"This..."

A group of experts were completely speechless.

In the monitoring room, Moose's expression changed repeatedly, but besides surprise and uncertainty, he was mostly excited.

That's great news!

Although it is indestructible and quite unbelievable, upon closer reflection, doesn't this further illustrate the wonder of cultivators?

Once these mysteries are solved, wouldn't we be able to immediately master the core cultivation technology?

Of course, there's something to be happy about!

"Let's think of other solutions!"

"Keep trying, you'll definitely find a way."

Moose's voice came through.

The experts looked at each other and nodded in agreement.

There must be a solution.

"We have plenty of ways to handle this. I refuse to believe that with our technology and capabilities, we can't even manage to get a piece of clothing sorted out!"

"I'll do it!"

Someone stepped forward. "Freeze this garment at extremely low temperatures. Once it's frozen into an ice block, it will be much easier to destroy it."

"Inject Liquid Nitrogen!"

"I have an idea too."

Others suggested, "Let's do it together. I don't want to damage her clothes right now; in fact, I think her clothes are very valuable for research."

"Use a microscope and various microscopic equipment to see exactly what this clothing is made of, and then try to remove it piece by piece!"

"Okay, everyone, please share any solutions you can think of and use them to get this sorted out as soon as possible!"

Everyone spoke up, and then each used their own methods.

result...

This busy activity took another hour or so.

From bustling activity to desolate silence, so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

They tried every method imaginable, but in the end, all of them proved ineffective, and they had no choice but to withdraw them all.

Now...

They stared in silence at the female corpse, which looked exactly the same as when they arrived, like Sleeping Beauty, with not a single hair missing.

I was stunned.

They were all stunned.

Who would have thought that a piece of clothing would actually stump them!

We've used every possible means...

Violent destruction, fire, freezing, trying to dismantle from the details...

It was all to no avail; the clothes simply couldn't be torn.

"This..."

"Could it really not be something created by God?"

An elderly expert suddenly murmured, "How could such a product exist in the human world? This is something only God could create."

"Indeed..."

"It is impossible for humans to create something like this."

"Even with the most cutting-edge technology, and even after another hundred or a thousand years of development, it's still impossible to achieve, right? This simply doesn't conform to any of our current physical, chemical, or biological theories!!"

"Even those legendary figures would probably be amazed and incredulous if they were here."

"Yes, that's incredible."

Many people agreed.

Moose, however, was not happy about it in the monitoring room.

"Everyone, this is not a man-made thing in the first place... it means in Chinese Mandarin, immortal, which is the god we call it!"

"Can cultivators be understood as those who are undergoing a transformation towards godhood, or those who have already become gods?"

"If it were that easy to crack, I would be very disappointed!"

"Therefore, the chairman, all the senior members of the Capitalist Income Protection Guild, and I have long been prepared for a protracted battle!"

"You must not give up. We will keep going. We will always find a way."

"Since her clothes cannot be damaged, it proves that they must be divine treasures. So, let's change our approach and start with her body..."

"However, research on clothing cannot be interrupted."

"Imagine if we could invent similar clothing, no... even if it were only a tenth as effective, it would shock the whole world!"

Moose is very ambitious and insightful.

These clothes are absolutely amazing.

For example, wouldn't that kind of 'programming' capability be used as a bulletproof vest?!

"Let's continue!"

In fact, the experts did not give up, but everything in front of them was too incredible, making it difficult for them to accept for a while.

Now, urged by Moose, they changed direction and prepared to begin their research directly from the female corpse's flesh.

"Let's start with the skin and external tissues."

They all spoke up, discussing and working on the project simultaneously.

"Trim some fingernails, pluck a few strands of hair, and have multiple people conduct research and analysis simultaneously to obtain the most accurate data as quickly as possible!"

"We'll cut off a tiny bit of her skin and start with the skin..."

"Let me check if there's any saliva in her mouth. I don't know if I can get any saliva, but if I can, we can learn a lot."

"And blood! Even dried blood clots are very useful. The blood of this terrifying 'creature' must be very different from ours. If we can get a drop of blood, we might be able to figure out why cultivators are so powerful and terrifying!"

"Wow, the more you talk about it, the more excited I get. Like, super soldier serum or something, to cultivate a bunch of Eagle Country Captain?"

"Let's get started!"

They took their tools and got to work.

Some people were pulling out hair, some were cutting nails, and some were holding scalpels trying to cut off a tiny bit of skin. Behind him, people were preparing to take blood and flesh samples, and others were reaching out to try to pry open his mouth to take some saliva samples.

Then...

creak...

The scalpel was directly chipped.

"Ah? My hand!"

The person pulling out the hair found that he couldn't pull it out, so he used all his strength. As a result, the research gloves were instantly torn by the hair, and his hands were even cut, bleeding profusely!

Snap!

The nail clippers just popped and broke...

Everyone's heart sank suddenly.

"I should have guessed it."

"How could the body of such a terrifying 'creature' be so easily destroyed?"

"There's no other way but to resort to more violent methods..."

"Come!!!"

They took action again, and this time, they were not so gentle.

Can't pull out your hair? Then use a machine!

Scalpel can't cut through the skin? Cutting machine, angle grinder...

Can't cut my nails?

Apply Grinding Wheel! Even if it's just to get a little bit of nail powder off, it'll do!

However...

Machines that were tug-of-war with hair were burned out, and machines that wanted to damage the skin, such as cutters and angle grinders, were all destroyed.

Using a nail polishing Grinding Wheel?

The Grinding Wheel was worn through, but not a single fingernail was lost...

Is this really a carbon-based life form?!

A group of experts and scientists are once again questioning the meaning of life.

They tried everything, but nothing worked.

Some people even thought of using strong acid to corrode it, but after corroding for more than half an hour, the person's skin remained smooth and delicate, with no impact whatsoever.

What the hell is the solution?

We can't just strap her to a missile or even Mushroom Bomb and detonate it, can we?

"Is she unable to speak?"

"There's no way around it, it's too hard!"

The expert, who had tried to collect saliva, smiled wryly, "In fact, her skin is very soft, but we just couldn't get her to open her mouth."

"This..."

"Let me take a look!"

Dailisi snorted coldly, moved closer, and, holding a powerful flashlight, carefully examined her red lips, saying, "Actually, there are still some things we can study..."

"For example, does she have dandruff?!"

"And earwax!"

"She can't possibly have earwax that's so hard it can't be broken, can she?"

"And the substance under the fingernails..."

"There are always some clues that can be found."

Everyone: "..."

We came here to study cultivators, and you want us to study her dandruff, even her nail polish and earwax?!

You're insane!

Who could bear such a disgrace?!

But it seems there's really no way to solve this now.

It's awful!

A group of people were sighing and lamenting when Dailisi suddenly exclaimed, "Huh?!"

"Her lips weren't completely closed; there was a gap smaller than a pinhole... it was the gap between the lines of her lips!"

"What?!"

"A major discovery!"

"It really is true!"

A group of people gathered together to examine it carefully, and sure enough, they found a gap. They were immediately excited. "I'll find the right tools right away!"

"Although it's only such a small hole, it's enough for us to slowly extract some saliva and oral secretions!"

"Finally, we can begin some useful research."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, "However, we can't overlook earwax, dandruff... let's keep looking."

"Sigh, I hope so!"

"To be honest, I really don't see any dandruff. Get me a magnifying glass, let me look carefully..."

"Earwax... I really don't have any. I couldn't find any even with a flashlight. But just to be on the safe side, let's get an otoscope to take a look."

Seeing that the experts had finally made some progress, Moose in the monitoring room finally breathed a slight sigh of relief.

"Fortunately... it's feasible."

He was on the verge of a breakdown if there was no progress at all!

Heaven knows how difficult it is to study a corpse!

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