Saintess Qi Wants to Start a School
Unfortunately, things didn't go as planned!
Moose been working out for years, but it's been completely useless!
God knows how heartbroken and sad he was.
Countless times, when I longed for someone of the opposite sex, I could only feel incredibly depressed and sad in secret, and I didn't dare to hang out with anyone.
"This time, we definitely can!"
Moose encouraged herself while whispering to herself.
A dozen minutes later.
After taking a shower, Moose stood in front of the full-length mirror in the bathroom, looking at his perfect body, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Ha ha ha ha!!!"
"It really works!"
"I can do it again!"
"Tonight is destined to be a night of extravagance and debauchery."
"..."
Moose was so excited that he had not only become Superman but also regained his former glory. Naturally, he wanted to play around with it.
He immediately called his secretary and others, "Get me a car, I need..."
"Let's go to a bar!"
Half a day has already passed.
Green Mountain Town, Lin Fan's residence.
Lin·Purple Firmament had been sitting with her chin resting on her hand for half a day without moving. There were already four or five more cans of Happy Water beside her, but...
"Okay, I admit it."
She sighed helplessly, "I really do have decision-making difficulties."
"So, which one should we choose?!"
"The Imperial Capital, Huaqing University, Magic City Dan Institute, Tianfu Academy... all are quite good. I can't be unable to make this decision and have to wait for that guy to come back and tell me, can I?"
"This is so embarrassing."
A saintly Saintess, getting upset over such a trivial matter? What will become of her reputation if word gets out?
But I'm still conflicted about it...
Previously, Qi Saintess didn't believe that anyone could suffer from decision-making difficulties, but now it seems that she does!
"What should we do?"
"Ugh, so annoying!!!"
She frowned and pondered for a while, and finally, in a fit of anger, threw away the empty can of Happy Water.
"Ugh, this is so annoying, I'm not choosing anymore!"
"And why should I choose?"
"Isn't it just lecturing?"
Why go to their place?
"Can't I just find any place? That way I won't have to choose!"
Lin·Purple Firmament could hardly help but praise herself for her cleverness.
Wouldn't that perfectly solve the problem?
Moreover, she gradually came to understand why she had this difficulty in making choices...
If it's about going into battle, choosing cultivation techniques, or spells, she's certain she won't have decision-making difficulties; she can just have it all!
However, she liked all of the articles, so choosing her favorite was quite difficult.
Of course, it's also because it's not urgent.
She can choose either way, or not choose at all, so naturally she will have some 'choice paralysis'.
This is similar to what an ordinary woman does when she comes across a collection of beautiful clothes that she likes.
For those with money, it's simple: just wave your hand and say, "Wrap them all up!"
But what if you can only buy one? Then you'll definitely have to think about it for a long time.
However, after thinking about it for a moment, Lin·Purple Firmament really wanted to start her own school!
"Schools are similar to sects, but the constraints are not as strong. However, there is still some constraint and a sense of belonging."
"Moreover, I can try to change the rules and become a hybrid of a sect and a school."
"In this way, students will have a strong sense of belonging."
"Besides, since it's all going to be an open course and will be streamed online anyway, what difference does it make where it's held?"
"Teaching your own students is naturally better."
"Besides..."
Lin·Purple Firmament's expression gradually became serious.
"The Earth will definitely change gradually, but even so, it won't be enough to hold out until this guy meets me, right?"
"After all, if I'm not mistaken..."
"So, sooner or later, we'll have to go out into the universe to find opportunities. It won't be enough for just me and that guy, or even if we add Zhou Xiaoran, Na-jie and Old Chen."
"It would be best to train a group of our own disciples to conduct routine explorations and collect various resources..."
Many hands make light work!
This statement is actually not very appropriate in the Cultivation World.
Because a top-tier expert can kill countless people with a wave of their hand.
However, this statement should also be considered 'relatively'.
For cultivators, the power of numbers is not suitable for ordinary people.
But what if they were all cultivators?
Do you really think the saying "many hands make light work" is just empty talk?
Why are there so many major sects in the Cultivation World?
If having many people and great strength is useless, why would anyone establish a sect? If it doesn't bring them any benefit... who would establish a sect except those who are dedicated to spreading their teachings and passing on all their knowledge?
Therefore, a well-functioning sect will inevitably bring benefits to those in power!
Whether it's merit or resources.
The benefits received by each sect leader are not exactly the same, but there are definitely benefits...
In Lin·Purple Firmament's view, if he created his own sect, he could use their power to explore the universe and collect various resources more quickly.
Why would they give the resources they've collected to themselves?
A reward!
You provide resources, and I can exchange them for 'points' of equal value. With points, you can exchange them for cultivation techniques, secret arts, magical treasures, and so on.
Where did these things come from?
Magical artifacts are still uncertain, but cultivation techniques and secret arts...
For me, isn't it enough to have as much as I want?
What is the most difficult thing to do when starting a sect?
Top-tier experts, attractive cultivation techniques and secret arts, and a relatively fair environment.
Do I currently meet these conditions?
As far as the Earth is concerned, apart from that zombie who is suspected to be Hanba Hanba but whom he does not believe to be one, he is already invincible.
In the Cultivation World, even those with the most prestigious Large Account wouldn't dare call themselves powerful figures.
But being invincible on Earth isn't enough to be top-tier?!
What are some captivating martial arts techniques or secret arts?
There are indeed some martial arts techniques and secret arts passed down on Earth, but how many? For example, the Celestial Master Residence, Wudang, etc...
They can indeed attract many disciples, but with a top expert like themselves on their platform, they can undoubtedly attract even more disciples faster.
A relatively fair environment?
That makes things even easier!
This factor is very important in the Cultivation World, after all, there are no laws there, only rules, and the rules of each sect are different.
Some sects simply don't have many members willing to join.
But Earth has laws, so that's not a problem.
Therefore, for Lin·Purple Firmament now...
All the conditions for establishing a sect have been met, and both he and Lin Fan have the need to establish a sect.
Why not establish a sect and train a group of helpers?
If we attend class once, it's still the same as attending class multiple times.
You could even hire several teachers to teach you, and they would all be professional teachers.
For example, having Old Chen teach formations and having Zhou Xiaoran transfer her skills...
Zhou Xiaoran is Exquisite Body; she can spot someone's problems at a glance. This ability is perfect for her to be a teacher!
Other teachers?
Let me think about it slowly!
"That's the decision!"
Lin·Purple Firmament decided to stop thinking about it.
If I keep thinking about it, I'll get indecisive again, so I might as well just go for it.
She took out her phone and dialed the number of the Seventh Vice Minister.
"I want to start a school."
As soon as the call connected, she spoke immediately.
The Seventh Vice Minister casually replied, "Oh, you've chosen a school, right? Hmm, no problem, just tell me, and I'll arrange it for you... uh???"
He suddenly paused, then realized what was happening.
That voice... it's pretty cold!
This is the Second Personality emerging!
Not only that, running a school?
"You mean??"
"I want to start a school!"
"I want to take on students."
"My first public lesson will be held at my own school!"
"That's all."
What?!
A series of question marks immediately popped into the Seventh Vice Minister's mind, making him momentarily dizzy.
"What kind of school do you want to start?"
"Cultivation School!" Lin·Purple Firmament's response was swift and decisive.
"..."
"This..."
The Seventh Vice Minister were dumbfounded.
What's going on here?
Now that this character's Second Personality has emerged, why is he suddenly starting a school? And this whole "Cultivation School" thing...
Strictly speaking, it's a good thing.
The problem is, what's with this sudden change of mind?
The Seventh Vice Minister frowned.
Lin Fan is running a school?
For them, it's not necessarily a bad thing.
After all, the two sides are in a cooperative relationship, so they can say a few things, such as not accepting foreigners or people who fail the political vetting.
Moreover, the talents personally trained by Lin Fan are always much better than those trained by other schools' training programs.
When the time comes, our Resident Happiness Living Department will directly accept these talents, wouldn't that be wonderful?
But he was afraid that Lin Fan's Second Personality might have acted impulsively and suddenly did something like this...
"Can't it be done?"
Seeing that the Seventh Vice Minister did not respond, Lin·Purple Firmament spoke again.
"It's not impossible."
The Seventh Vice Minister could only slowly reply, "But setting up a school isn't that simple; it requires all sorts of procedures... um."
As soon as he said that, he immediately regretted it.
What kind of talk is that?
Procedures? School operating qualifications, teaching qualifications, etc.
Isn't this something they can decide with a single word?
"Ugh, we also need the school location, office space, and those..."
"Everything needs to be confirmed first."
Are you prepared for all of this?
"No, but it will be fine soon."
Lin·Purple Firmament thought about it carefully.
According to Hua Nation laws and regulations, setting up a school does seem to be quite difficult, especially regarding the location...
formalities?
She simply ignored it.
But the territory...
Although it's possible to buy one, finding a suitable place is a problem.
Then, she had a sudden inspiration.
Purple Bamboo Island appeared out of nowhere, and in theory, it should be considered 'no man's land'. If they set up a school there for themselves, surely they wouldn't have anything to say?
"Build me a school on Purple Bamboo Island!"
"Purple Bamboo Island?"
The Seventh Vice Minister hesitated slightly.
"How about we discuss it and get back to you?"
"Good!"
After hanging up the phone, the Seventh Vice Minister immediately contacted the other Minister and told them about the matter.
Then...
Give it to him!
"I was just worried about some trouble, giving it to him is perfect!"