Students? No, I Want You to Be a Teacher

Where are the fairies?

Female cultivators, aren't they fairies?

Surely all forty students won't be boys, right? But whether Wang Dong can handle it all depends on himself!

As for how Lin·Purple Firmament knew how 'shameless' and 'despicable' Lin Fan was on a daily basis...

Hey!

When you synchronize with the avatar's memories, you know everything, okay?!

When that guy was playing Lin Fan in the Cultivation World, he didn't need to act at all; it was completely his 'true self'!

Having gone through it many times, Lin·Purple Firmament was naturally able to imitate Lin Fan's tone of voice.

Therefore, Wang Dong didn't notice any problem at all, and was extremely excited. "Ah?! Come on! Come on, come on, come on!"

"Those who don't come are cowards!"

"How could I not come? I thought you'd forgotten me. Who knew you were really cultivating immortality!"

Wang Dong was almost moved to tears with gratitude. Who knew his best friend would still remember him?

Besides, if one can cultivate immortality... who wouldn't?!

Besides, I'm still single and dreaming of finding a girlfriend, so I'll just put my family's traditional skills aside, okay?

If we can find a 'fairy'...

My goodness, I'd be laughing in my sleep!

But when Wang Dong thought of the fairy, he suddenly remembered his previous guess and couldn't help but ask, "Well... Boss, uh, I'm a little curious and want to ask."

"What?"

He said he was curious, which made Lin·Purple Firmament a little curious as well, wanting to know what Wang Dong would ask Lin Fan.

"Exactly, weren't you just an ordinary person before? Why did you suddenly become a cultivator?"

"Can you tell me how you ended up on this path?"

"Is it because you're handsome that some fairy took a liking to you, and then... things just spiraled out of control?"

"If that's the case, I think I need to get plastic surgery first."

Wang Dong had been preoccupied with this issue for a long time...

He felt that he was no worse than Lin Fan, right? Their academic performance was about the same.

To be honest, it's not good...

That can only be based on appearance.

Lin Fan's appearance, if not a perfect 10, could easily reach 9.5. With some makeup and enhancements, it wouldn't be difficult for him to reach a perfect 10.

As for myself...

Well, to my shame, if I had to give some sympathy points, I'd give it six.

No addition?

Two points.

That's how cruel it is, which is why he's always been so 'obsessed' with this issue.

Upon hearing this question, Lin·Purple Firmament was stunned for a moment, and then fell into deep thought...

How did Lin Fan embark on the Immortal Path?

Speaking of fairies, in the eyes of ordinary people, I am indeed considered a 'fairy,' right? And then, I took a liking to him and taught him how to cultivate immortality?

Pooh!

Who's got their eye on that guy?

However, it doesn't seem wrong to say that, does it?

If we interpret it according to Wang Dong's logic, wouldn't that mean I'm essentially a 'rich woman' and that guy is the one who's clinging to a rich woman?

So, am I the boss?

Hey, that makes perfect sense!

Lin·Purple Firmament cleared her throat. "Ahem, I really didn't expect you to guess right."

"Well, I won't lie to you then. Indeed, I was chosen by a fairy and led onto the Immortal Path."

"I knew it..."

"Waaaaah!"

"I want to get plastic surgery, don't stop me, I'm going to make an appointment right now..."

Amidst his wailing, Wang Dong insisted on getting plastic surgery. It was only after Lin·Purple Firmament repeatedly assured him that he could "fix" himself after cultivating immortality that he finally calmed down and agreed to go to the Purple Bamboo Academy early the next morning.

Get Wang Dong on board.

Before Lin Fan could even dial the number, the Minister of the Resident Happiness Living Department called him personally.

"Minister?"

Although not familiar with the Minister, Lin·Purple Firmament was not as casual as she was with the Seventh Vice Minister, and her tone was relatively more formal.

There are two things I need to tell you.

"Please speak."

"First, by late tonight, we have screened all the applicants. Those who meet the requirements will be sent to C City for further testing, and the final selection will be made."

"All of this will be completed by tomorrow morning."

"Fine."

Lin·Purple Firmament said it was good.

Fast efficiency?

Speed is key; efficiency is what matters!

"The second thing is... I'm ashamed to say it."

The Minister gave a wry smile before saying, "I'd like to use my connections to get in through the back door."

Lin·Purple Firmament raised an eyebrow. "Oh?"

"Don't misunderstand, they are not my relatives."

The Minister explained, "It's the Magic Rice Ancestor Old Master. However, he knows he's too old to cultivate immortality, so he wants to be a Registered Disciple or Auditing Disciple. If that doesn't work, he can be a janitor."

"I don't seek immortality, I only hope to learn the knowledge and experience of cultivating spirit rice and Spirit Rice."

"???"

Lin·Purple Firmament was taken aback.

Then... his eyes widened.

The Magic Rice Ancestor Old Master?!

She wasn't from Earth, so she didn't know much about him and hadn't studied him in depth. However, the Old Man's reputation was quite prestigious, and even she had heard of him.

At this moment, the Old Man wanted to use connections to become a handyman or Auditing Disciple, just to learn the cultivation techniques of spirit rice and Spirit Rice.

Isn't this a waste of talent?!

Lin·Purple Firmament was just worried about not having enough teachers, and this Old Man was perfect for one of them!

Teaching how to plant and cultivate medicinal herbs... is that a good idea?!

Don't underestimate this 'profession'. Of course, in the Cultivation World, this is not a profession, but a side job.

But Earth is different...

On Earth, this side hustle could easily be turned into a profession, and a group of professionals could learn and study it in depth!

for example...

On How to Increase the Production and Properties of Elixirs

Thirty-six Methods to Shorten the Growth Cycle of Elixir

"The Cultivation and Management of Elixirs: From Beginner to Expert..."

In less than a minute, Lin·Purple Firmament had come up with titles for almost all the papers...

And the Old Man is the perfect candidate for this professional teacher!

"..."

Lin·Purple Firmament had thought it through, but remained silent for a full minute, which made the Minister somewhat helpless. He then said softly, "Since it won't work, then forget it."

"This is already asking the impossible..."

"That won't work."

Lin·Purple Firmament finally spoke, "He's in his eighties or nineties. Is it appropriate for him to be a student?"

This left the Minister speechless.

I thought we could still negotiate, but they just refused outright? And those words were rather harsh. Are they angry?

"Cough."

The Minister coughed and said, "I was too naive. Since it won't work, let's just forget about it..."

"Of course we should calculate it!"

Lin·Purple Firmament said earnestly, "Minister, we are partners, so I shouldn't be criticizing you."

"But what you did was really unfair. Who is the Old Man? You're making him a student at the Purple Bamboo Academy ...which teacher would dare to teach him?"

The Minister was stunned. "???"

What's going on?!

seem...

Is there a chance for things to turn around?

"Become a teacher."

Before he could react, Lin·Purple Firmament said directly, "For a talent as great as the Old Man, how can just cultivating Spirit Rice be enough?"

"I'll also pass on the techniques for cultivating spiritual herbs to him, and have him serve as a teacher in the relevant field at my Purple Bamboo Academy. What do you think, Minister?"

"Of course, he can't neglect cultivation. Although he is indeed too old, once he has enough spiritual herbs, he will be able to refine a pill that Marrow Cleansing. At that time, the Old Man will also be able to embark on the Immortal Path."

"Regardless of how high your future achievements will be, under normal circumstances, living for several thousand years is definitely not a problem."

"..."

What do I think?

This is fantastic!

"That would be good."

"Then it's settled."

After hanging up the phone, the Minister immediately informed the Old Man of the news.

At that moment, the Old Man was pacing in the field, his face full of melancholy.

"In my entire life, I've never used connections to get things done, but this time, the Minister helped me get in through connections. It's truly..."

"Sigh, I hope he still remembers the Big Rice I gave him."

"Spirit Rice, spiritual rice, Spirit Rice..."

"This is extremely important."

He sighed softly.

If it were for his own sake, the Old Man would never resort to back channels. In his view, it was a disgrace, an indelible disgrace.

However, if we could cultivate Spirit Rice on a large scale as soon as possible...

This was so important that he was willing to go through the back door!

Just then, the Minister called.

"Hello? Minister..."

The Old Man's voice trembled slightly. "Is it done?"

"He refused, saying you were too old to be a student."

The Minister wanted to tease him.

Upon hearing this, the Old Man remained silent, taking a couple of puffs of his cigarette. "It's nothing, thank you for your trouble, Minister. Actually, I was prepared..."

"Haha, just kidding."

"Lin Fan really doesn't want you to be a student, but he'll let you be a teacher."

"Ah?!"

"Become a teacher? All I know is farming. How could I possibly be a teacher at the Cultivation Academy? Please don't joke with this old man."

"I'm not kidding you, he actually invited you to teach him 'farming'!"

evening.

Mountain Cloud Water Space.

Jin Ruyu completely emptied the entire hotel, leaving no guests, but all the service staff remained.

The entire hotel was spotless.

In the kitchen, all the top chefs were on high alert.

The ingredients section is filled with a wide variety of ingredients, all carefully selected from around the world—the freshest and most premium...

In the presidential suite.

Twenty-eight wealthy women gathered together, and their reunion was filled with mixed emotions.

"I've been quite busy lately, but I didn't expect that everyone would have changed so much in just over a month."

Jin Ruyu wore a blue and white porcelain cheongsam that perfectly accentuated her full and rounded figure. At this moment, she looked at everyone and smiled lightly.

The changes are too great.

Based on past 'experience', none of the people present were wealthy women.

They're all clearly rich daughters of wealthy women, aren't they?

Everyone looked like they were in their early twenties, with delicate, fair, and firm skin. By conventional standards, they definitely didn't look like people in their thirties, forties, or even fifties.

"Yes."

Shi Wenke, Qin Ya, and others also spoke up, sighing with regret.

After the official announcement of the Spiritual Qi Revival, although society remained stable, there were significant changes in all walks of life. Therefore, they were all busy with their own careers and did not meet during this period.

"I hardly recognized you all when we met this time..."

Qin Ya has transformed from a beautiful woman into a sophisticated and capable woman, and she speaks with a smile at this moment.