Many Red Envelopes

Lin Fan: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a???"

What... what the hell?

C City Rich Women Group?

He opened the group list and glanced at the messages. Hmm... well, there were thirty-six people in total, thirty-five of them women, and all of them were from C City.

I am the only male here, and I am from out of town.

Zhou Na was one of these thirty-five people...

I randomly clicked on a few more people's profile pictures and Moments to take a look, and what I saw completely changed my outlook on life.

"Wow, they really are all rich women?"

"This social media feed is full of pictures of mansions, designer bags, watches, and cruise ships..."

"It's just that I'm a bit older... By the way, why did she invite me to this group? Does she think I have a sensitive stomach and should eat softer foods?"

For a moment, Lin Fan was dumbfounded, but he couldn't help but start to have wild thoughts.

"Even if I'm really suited to being with gentle women, these thirty-five rich women are all in their prime, and even if I ate goji berries every day, I might not be able to handle it..."

"Cough cough cough."

Just as this guy was about to message Zhou Na privately to ask about the situation, a message popped up in the group chat.

Black Forest: "@Ordinary Forest, you must be the little brother Xiaona was talking about? Welcome, welcome! You're the first male to come here."

The Black Forest's avatar wasn't a forest, but a middle-aged woman with a very 'explosive' figure, the kind with a prominent bust and buttocks, and a delicate face enhanced by makeup. At a glance, she looked to be in her thirties.

But after thinking about it carefully, Lin Fan estimated that he must be around fifty years old...

But she's a 'high-class' wealthy woman, not the kind that weighs 200 pounds. Plus, with proper maintenance, makeup, and photo editing, she looks perfectly reasonable in her thirties.

But her information made Lin Fan's eyes widen...

"What the hell is a little brother? Who's little?!"

"And the first man to come in here, something's weird about that."

"And, the Black Forest and stuff, uh..."

This guy stated that as someone who has received nine years of compulsory education, he would never have any wild thoughts.

But at the same time...

He couldn't help but ponder it.

"If all the rich women in this group are this high-class, hehehe... it seems like it's not so bad to be taken advantage of, huh?"

Pooh!

He tugged at his face. "Stop thinking nonsense, let's figure out what they're up to first. It's probably related to the Jade Muscle Cream..."

Lin Fan wasn't stupid. The reason he had so many thoughts was because society today has attached too many unsettling concepts to the topic of wealthy women...

Zhou Na suddenly added herself to this group, and it seemed that she had introduced herself to the other wealthy women. The timing was also exactly about ten hours after she bought the Jade Muscle Cream.

It's simply impossible to say there's no connection between them.

Just then, another batch of Jade Muscle Cream was ready, and Lin Fan, enduring his hunger, began to respond.

"Black Forest, yes, big sister, Na-jie invited me in."

"I'm new here and don't know anyone, so please take good care of me, sisters."

Black Forest: "Haha, this little brother really knows how to talk."

Leopard Woman: "Little brother, I heard Zhou Na's skin is incredibly good now. Zhou Na even said you did it for her?"

"How exactly did you prepare it for her? What did you use to make it? Give some to the other sisters too..."

Who Says Women Are Inferior to Men? "The price is negotiable."

The "rich women" spoke one after another, and in just a few words, Lin Fan confirmed his guess, but a problem arose.

What is a little brother?

Everyone starts by calling me "little brother"... Does that mean I'm actually very young?!

Lin Fan disagreed, saying, "I'm not one to live off a woman, am I? Even if I really am... can't I just force myself to live off her?"

"Ladies, could you please stop calling me 'little brother'? I'm not a little boy anymore..."

Black Forest: "Hehe, we'll have to see it to know if it's small or not. Bring your goodies, I'll treat you to dinner tonight, how about it?"

Leopard Woman: "Me too."

Who Says Women Are Inferior to Men: "Count me in..."

Lin Fan: "..."

He really wants to ask, is it really just as simple as having dinner together?

It's not that he's overthinking it, but... cough cough, these rich women's way of speaking is really easy to misunderstand.

Then, more and more wealthy women started to chime in.

Chen Jie: "I'm in the US, just got off the plane... Little brother, save some of your good stuff for me, don't let them take it all. I'm booking a ticket back right away."

Li-jie: "Where are you having dinner tonight? Count me in."

Wang Xiaofang: "Haha, it's a pity I had something to do and couldn't get away, otherwise I would have come too... But @OrdinaryForestLittleBrother, you have to save some of your stuff for me..."

"..."

Lin Fan was almost dumbfounded!

What kind of talk is this?

And why do you still call me "little brother"?!

This is intolerable!

However...

Before he could say anything, a series of red envelopes suddenly appeared in the group chat...

Zhou Na posted this, ten in a row!

How fast is Lin Fan now? In just a few quick moves, he snatched them all, each red envelope containing two hundred yuan...

So satisfying!

Zhou Na then sent another message: "You guys know he's a newbie? He was the first boy to join, shouldn't you at least show some appreciation?"

Black Forest: "I should show some appreciation, but I don't know what kind of things my little brother likes. How... how should I express it?"

"How about... I post a few selfies?"

Lin Fan: "/Laughing and crying..."

Black Forest: "Just kidding, hahaha. To be honest, I'm still a little unaccustomed to it, since there's never been a boy in the group accepting red envelopes before!"

Then...

It was a crazy rain of red envelopes.

Anyone who can hang out with Zhou Na in the same group must be pretty good; who in the group isn't a rich woman?

He sent out red envelopes without warning, all of them limited to 200 yuan each, and no one else tried to claim them except Lin Fan. He received so many red envelopes that his hands were sore from receiving them...

I took someone else's money.

Lin Fan also knew that he should do something.

Simply put, it means bringing your own things and going to the designated location for a 'dinner'.

As for what might happen during this process... cough cough, who knows?

However, Lin Fan said he wasn't going to back down!

Now that I'm practically a cultivator, why would I be afraid of a few petty rich women? Hmph!

After receiving the address and time, Lin Fan quickly made an excuse to go offline and even hesitated to open the group messages again.

The content of these wealthy women's conversations... doesn't seem like that of wealthy women at all.

They're practically a bunch of fairies!

You shouldn't watch too much; watching too much will upset your stomach...

"But then again, this time it really went smoothly. The Landlady introduced the Jade Muscle Cream directly to her rich sisters. That's great."

"But what if there are any side effects later on? But then again, since Na-jie used it without any problems, and I'm fine myself, any problems others might have are minor and can be easily resolved, right?"

Lin Fan pondered for a while.

I won't tell you that the author has a sensitive stomach, and whether she's rich or not doesn't matter; she just wants something soft to eat.