What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 83

Zero Times and Countless Times

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"I want to see you, not the tea leaves."

Okay~

Photo X1.

This is a selfie taken by a young, tall woman in Tea Garden.

Qi Zixiao narrowed her eyes slightly. "You're so beautiful, be my girlfriend."

Xiao Wan: "But... I have to help Grandpa pick tea leaves and teach the children. If the tea leaves don't sell, I won't have time."

Qi Zixiao: "It's okay, I'll come to see you when I have time!"

Xiao Wan: "... Brother, do you like drinking tea?"

Qi Zixiao: "I don't like it."

Xiao Wan: "..."

This chat has now ended...

Qi Zixiao didn't see anything wrong with it. Instead, she shook her head and said happily, "Our relationship has taken another step closer. It shouldn't be long before I can find that guy a girlfriend, right?"

"By then, he shouldn't be so easily swayed by these rich women..."

"Yes, that's it!"

After doing all this, Qi Zixiao still remembered to delete the chat history.

because...

This is a surprise for that guy, um, a surprise.

Knock knock knock.

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

Qi Zixiao was in a good mood and didn't think too much about it, so she got up and opened the door.

then...

Then they saw a carefree, frivolous boy, about seventeen or eighteen years old.

The other person was wearing a vest, shorts, and flip-flops, picking his nose, with an air of arrogance, but he was instantly stunned when he saw ' Lin Fan ' at this moment.

Before he could even change the expression on his face, at this moment, it was both comical and... shocking.

The boy was stunned!

What the hell did I just see?!

A man with skin even better than my sister's, wearing a damn fancy office lady suit, and Black Silk Stockings?!

Holy crap, those legs... are even longer and whiter than my sister's!!!

The boy was utterly shocked. If he had only seen the lower half of the body, he might have even been tempted to shamelessly pursue the girl. But seeing the upper half, especially the face...

Okay, his face is actually quite attractive, but you're a man, for crying out loud!

"A cross-dressing man?!"

He exclaimed in surprise, stumbled backward, and then, without warning, fell flat on his backside.

Should I call you handsome or beautiful?

Qi Zixiao frowned.

He forgot he was wearing women's clothing!

That guy said I couldn't wear it outside...

But I'm still inside the house, so I haven't broken his rules, have I?

Thinking of this, Qi Zixiao remained calm. "Suit yourself. Besides, who are you? Why are you knocking?"

"I... I originally wanted to see who was dating my sister, but now it seems I was overthinking it!"

The boy stood up, gradually regaining his composure. "Actually, I've seen quite a few cross-dressing men, but they all wear makeup and wigs, but..."

"You really scared me."

"Hey, haven't you had time to put on makeup and a wig yet?"

The guy came over and said, "Don't mind my behavior just now. Um, how about we become friends? After you've done your makeup and put on your wig, let's go out and have some fun together?"

"I have a friend who's also a famous cross-dresser, so I'm sure you'll have a lot in common..."

Qi Zixiao: "..."

"You still haven't said who you are, and who your sister is?"

"My sister, Zhou Na! Your landlady~"

"My name is Zhou Qi. The other night, my sister came home late at night and said she went drinking with a handsome guy. She even told me never to collect your rent again. I thought you were dating her!"

"Turns out... tsk, I was wrong."

Zhou Qi shook his head, looking regretful. "What a pity. If only you could have really won her over."

"That way she won't have time to control me and beat me every day."

Qi Zixiao: "(⊙o⊙)..."

She remained silent, rapidly processing various 'messages,' while inwardly grinding her teeth.

That guy!!!

He made me introduce all the important people to him, but he didn't introduce me to any of them. It's outrageous!

If it weren't for Saintess intelligence, wouldn't I have been exposed long ago?!

From Zhou Qi's words, Qi Zixiao gleaned a lot of useful information, such as that the landlord's name was Zhou Na, and that the two of them had been drinking together a couple of nights ago.

But other things remain unclear, and saying too much could lead to mistakes...

Therefore, Qi Zixiao frowned and asked, "Is everything alright now?"

"It's alright, it's alright, but... are you really not considering us being friends? Maybe I can help you win over my sister?"

"Um, never mind. My older sister definitely wouldn't like your type. She hates Little Fresh Meat men the most. She feels like throwing up at the sight of pretty boys, let alone cross-dressers..."

"But you know, my sister is my sister, and I am me. I just think cross-dressing is quite interesting. How about we become friends?"

Zhou Qi's face was full of excitement and curiosity, along with a 'friendly' smile.

However...

Bang!

The door was tightly shut, Qi Zixiao simply closed it, too lazy to bother with this guy.

"Hmph!"

Seeing this, Zhou Qi snorted, "So what if you're a cross-dresser! If my older sister wasn't watching me so closely, I would be too..."

"Hmph!"

He left, turning back every few steps.

Inside the room, Qi Zixiao: "..."

"That guy!!!"

He's started grinding his teeth again.

Qi Zixiao suddenly felt that she was quite useless, and her brain wasn't working properly anymore...

Otherwise, how could that guy earn something worth tens of millions of Spirit Stone in such a short time?

In his world, he only earns a few hundred thousand, and he even forgot about asking him to introduce him to important people.

"Wrong!"

After a brief moment of self-doubt, Qi Zixiao suddenly realized something.

"Since that guy thought of asking me to leave him a message, he must have thought of leaving one for me, but he didn't... That's his fault!"

"Besides, how can I, a dignified Saintess, be like him?"

"I'm determined to prove that even without his help, I can still stand tall and go far in this world!"

Not enough information, hell difficulty?

So what if it's Hell difficulty? If it weren't Hell difficulty, how could this Saintess's extraordinary abilities and strength be demonstrated?

Qi Zixiao's arrogant attitude resurfaced.

I'm just being argumentative!

Let's see who gives up first!

What constitutes admitting defeat?

Qi Zixiao also has her own set of standards.

That is, whoever can't resist letting the other person record everything clearly first is the coward!

Who will back down first?

"It wasn't me anyway!"

She gritted her teeth. "It's just money, right? I'll earn it!"

"I'm going out right now to buy what I need to open the jar!"

She stopped abruptly at the door and turned back. "What a hassle, I have to change my clothes."

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