What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 87

Don't Waste Words, Refine Me!

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Did I hear that right?

Dan Chengzi was completely dumbfounded, and asked in utter astonishment, "Senior Brother Fang, you... you mean???"

"Let me throw you into my Alchemy Furnace and refine you with Samadhi True Fire?!"

"That's right."

Fang Wu had an expression that said, "Please don't refuse, junior brother. I may not have much else, but I do have some Spirit Stone and treasures..."

Dan Chengzi: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a..."

This... Good heavens, has the Divine Calculator gone mad?!

Was he stunned after being beaten by His Highness?

Otherwise, why would they make such a request?

Could it be...?!

Did he eat my Supreme Void Refining Pill and make himself stupid? But that's unlikely, he's not at the Spirit Severance Peak, how could he have eaten the pill?

So what's going on?

Could it be!?

He's trying to scam me?!

Dan Chengzi instantly thought of a possibility, "Could it be that he intends to harm me by injuring himself, or even dying?"

Imagine if you killed the Divine Calculator through your own efforts, what would your fate be?

What?

Did he ask for it himself?

Who the hell would believe that?!

We're all cultivators, not lunatics. Why would we willingly ask to be refined in someone else's Alchemy Furnace? And specifically request to be refined with Samadhi True Fire...

Isn't that just asking for death?

No, I absolutely cannot fall for this!

Dan Chengzi took a deep breath. "Senior Brother Fang, have you encountered any difficulties, or is there something you can't let go of?"

"But no matter what happens, you must not act so impulsively. We cultivators seek immortality, not to act rashly!"

Divine Calculator Fang Wu: "..."

"Junior brother, you've misunderstood. I just want you to refine me..."

I just don't dare to train you, okay? You're crazy!

Dan Chengzi was even more frustrated. "Senior Brother Fang, what exactly is the reason for this...?"

"Naturally, it's for... cough, junior brother, don't ask any more questions. I have my reasons for doing this."

"Don't worry, I absolutely won't blow up your furnace. Even if it does, I'll replace it with an even better one."

Fang Wu patiently and earnestly advised...

Dan Chengzi: "_(3"∠)_"

Is this a question of whether it will blow up my furnace?

Do you even have any self-awareness?

My Alchemy Furnace is absolutely the best among all my fellow disciples in the entire Holy Land. It's even better than many elders' furnaces. You think you can blow it up?!

Is this what I'm afraid of?

I'm afraid I'll burn you to death, you bastard!

Dan Chengzi was helpless. "Senior Brother Fang, this... people are not pills, so you can't refine them. What if something happens to you? How am I supposed to explain this?"

"No way!"

Fang Wu's face was full of displeasure. "Junior brother, even if you don't believe me, you should at least believe Her Your Highness Saintess, right? This time, I am grateful for Her Highness's guidance. As long as you refine me for forty-nine days, I will be able to advance to the next level..."

"Alas, to my shame, I am in a great hurry and cannot wait a moment longer. Junior brother, please open the furnace and let me in!"

Dan Chengzi: "..."

"Did His Highness order you to do this?"

"Indeed, it was His Highness who gave the guidance."

Dan Chengzi: "I'm going..."

Her Your Highness Saintess told you to do this? Then I'm even less likely to let you go in and refine it. Others may not know, but I do.

When it comes to tricking people, I used to think I was one of the best in the world, but compared to His Highness, I realize I'm just a piece of trash!

Not even as good as a beginner!

Can I believe the Saintess's words?!

Dan Chengzi didn't think that Qi Zixiao was trying to trick him; he just felt that the Divine Calculator had probably been tricked by her.

Since that's the case...

How could he possibly refine Fang Wu? If he really did, there's a high chance something bad would happen, and he'd be in deep trouble.

"That's absolutely impossible, senior brother. You have to understand, I'm doing this for your own good!"

"Junior brother..."

"Absolutely impossible!"

"Junior brother, please help me with this!"

Seeing Dan Chengzi's unwilling expression, Fang Wu immediately said, "After the matter is accomplished, a reward of one million Spirit Stone will be given..."

"Hmm... actually, it's not impossible."

"Whether it's a Spirit Stone or not doesn't matter. The main thing is that helping others is the source of happiness, and I, your junior brother, am the most enthusiastic..."

Fang Wu: "..."

"However, senior brother, before that, we need to record a video beforehand to prevent any accidents. The video should show you asking to enter my Alchemy Furnace to cultivate..."

Dan Chengzi wanted Spirit Stone, but he didn't want to take on any responsibility, nor did he want to betray Qi Zixiao.

What should we do then?

Naturally, everything was planned out in advance.

In this way, even if the Divine Calculator is really killed by the alchemy, it will have nothing to do with me and the Saintess, right?

This Divine Calculator himself asked me to help him refine his skills~

"This is easy to discuss, let's begin!"

Upon hearing this, Fang Wu breathed a sigh of relief and immediately took out Spirit Stone to 'record' the video.

After finishing, Dan Chengzi smiled brightly, "Senior brother, when would you like to enter the alchemy furnace? Junior brother is ready to help at any time..."

"However, I must remind you again, the interior of my Alchemy Furnace is extremely dangerous..."

Fang Wu could no longer tolerate this guy's 'tireless' efforts. "Stop talking nonsense, refine me!!"

At the same time, it was also because his Fiery Eyes of Truth was so attractive to him.

"But before that, I still need to buy some high-quality Healing Pill from you, junior brother..."

His Highness has said so!

In the process of tempering oneself, injuries are inevitable. At this time, one needs to use elixirs to heal the wounds and prevent one's physical body from collapsing...

Only by persisting for forty-nine days can one develop Fiery Eyes of Truth!

Therefore, Healing Pill are a must.

"Of course, of course..."

Dan Chengzi smiled broadly. How could he refuse business when it came knocking on his door?

A moment later, the two exchanged pills, and Dan Chengzi immediately went into seclusion to start his furnace!

Rumble!

Inside the alchemy furnace, a loud roar resounded. During the process of refining with the Samadhi True Fire, the internal temperature instantly rose, turning a deep crimson red.

"Senior brother, you can go in now. I'll take care of everything behind you... uh, everything."

Dan Chengzi spoke softly.

"Junior brother, if I ask you to open the furnace, then open it quickly..."

Looking at the 'crimson world' inside the alchemy furnace, Fang Wu felt a little intimidated and couldn't help but give a word of advice.

"Don't worry, senior brother."

"Then... I'll go!"

Fang Wu leaped into the alchemy furnace in an instant.

Without a word, Dan Chengzi slapped his fat hand from a distance, and the lid of the alchemy furnace flew over, sealing it shut...

"Would my method be considered an unorthodox practice, using humans to refine pills, or is it just a genius like this...?"

Upon seeing this, Dan Chengzi muttered to himself, but he did not act rashly. Instead, he slowly increased the firepower as Fang Wu had instructed.

Inside the alchemy furnace, everything was a deep crimson red!

This was a crimson world, and the terrifying heat swept in, almost instantly scorching the hair on the Divine Calculator's entire body!

The clothing on their bodies was also instantly ignited and burned...

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