What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 90

90. Let Me Go, I'm Not Crazy, Hahaha~!

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"How is it already?"

Feng Ru pressed for an answer.

Yu Huo's face was full of bitterness and grief as he wailed, "Senior Brother Fang has probably been beaten to the point of losing his mind and is unlikely to recover!"

"What?!"

The followers were instantly shocked.

Yu Huo continued, "Fellow disciples, we have been following Senior Brother Fang for quite some time and we know him quite well."

"I ask you all, if it weren't for this, how could Senior Brother Fang be in this state?! He is clearly delirious, or even..."

Even what?

They've gone mad!

Otherwise, why would he do something so stupid? He's been beaten to a pulp, and he can still laugh heartily? This is ridiculous!

Hiss!!!

So, Senior Brother Fang really went berserk?!

"Damn it!" Feng Ru cursed angrily, "Who on earth would dare to commit such a heinous act?! Could it be that the Holy Son was angered by Senior Brother Fang's humiliation last time and harbored resentment, thus plotting to frame him?!"

Yu Huo grief. "Perhaps it really is so..."

"But it's no use saying anything now. In any case, we must bring Senior Brother Fang back to Miracle Peak first. Hopefully, the familiar environment will calm him down."

"That's right, not only that, we must also do everything we can to help our senior brother regain his sanity, otherwise..."

After a few words from each person, the matter was quickly settled.

In short...

The Divine Calculator has gone 'mad'.

They wanted to take the Divine Calculator back to Miracle Peak for treatment...

but...

Upon hearing this, the Divine Calculator was completely dumbfounded.

"O((⊙_⊙))o..."

You're the one who's crazy!

Your whole family has gone crazy!

Do I look like I've gone mad?!

"What do you want from me to believe me?!" The Divine Calculator was nearly driven to madness at this moment, but unfortunately, he was blind and could only rely on his Divine Sense to perceive...

"Senior brother!"

Yu Huo sighed, "We believe you, how could we not believe you? But right now, you're not thinking clearly, so you'd better come back to Miracle Peak with us quickly..."

"How could I be out of my mind?!" The Divine Calculator was utterly speechless. "Also, I will return to Miracle Peak, but not now. You all go back first, I will be back later."

"Senior brother..."

Yu Huo shook his head helplessly. "You are indeed badly injured. Although we are all your followers, at this moment, we have no choice but to offend you..."

"Superior!"

At a command.

The Divine Calculator's many followers immediately rushed forward, grabbed Divine Calculator, and headed towards the Miracle Peak.

The Divine Calculator: "(O_O)??????"

"You've rebelled! You've rebelled against us?!"

Just then...

Dan Chengzi, who had been spying on the Divine Calculator and fearing something might happen to him, jumped out and said earnestly, "Junior brothers, you really need to keep a close eye on Senior Brother Fang."

"I also think his brain..."

Dan Chengzi pointed to his head, shook his head, and left.

The Divine Calculator: "( ̄△ ̄)..."

Yu Huo, filled with compassion for humanity, looked up to the sky and sighed, "Just as I thought!"

Feng Ru sobbed, "Senior brother, please bear with me for now. After we take you back, we will definitely find a way to cure you..."

Divine Calculator: "Dan Chengzi, why did you harm me?!"

"Senior brother, I'm doing this for your own good~" Dan Chengzi said softly as he walked away.

God is doing this for my own good!

The Divine Calculator was completely dumbfounded.

At this moment, no matter what he said, Yu Huo, Feng Ru and others did not believe him. They held on to him tightly and even used their True Essence, fearing that the Divine Calculator would break free.

The purpose was to take him back to Miracle Peak...

I feel terrible, depressed, and I'm almost going crazy!

However, he couldn't bring himself to kill them, since they were all his followers, and each one of them was loyal. He couldn't possibly take in those who weren't loyal, could he?

If they don't use lethal force, they'll think he's really gone mad, resisting frantically and forcibly dragging him back...

This is insane!!!

The Divine Calculator encountered a problem.

Even if he could predict everything in the world, he wouldn't know what to do at this moment.

The challenge is: how to prove to a group of people who believe you are crazy that you are not crazy...

A similar problem exists in the modern world.

If you were locked up in a mental hospital, how would you prove that you're not crazy?

"Let me go!"

"I'm not crazy, I'm really not crazy!!!"

"How about I laugh for you again? I..."

Saintess Pavilion, Lin Fan was researching a fantasy version of 'dumplings', and he had already made some progress.

At this moment, a ball of light shone brightly in her palm, but upon closer inspection, it would be discovered that this ball of light was woven from countless glowing 'threads' and was spinning wildly...

"Shouldn't the True Immortal Technique Rasengan be considered successfully developed?"

Lin Fan stroked his chin. "Let's find an opportunity to test its power. After all, it was made with the True Essence of a cultivator, so its power shouldn't be bad."

In Ninja, the Rasengan is only powerful when it doesn't hit anyone, and even that power wouldn't be enough in a cultivation world.

But here's the problem...

Lin Fan wasn't using Chakra, but rather the True Essence of a cultivator!

Although they are both dumplings, their power is absolutely different.

It's like a pound of iron versus a pound of gold... Although both weigh a pound, their value is self-evident.

"It really wasn't easy..."

With a flick of his hand, the dumpling vanished. Lin Fan stood up and stretched.

Although it may seem like he didn't study for very long, he actually drew diagrams and created models, and it wasn't easy for him to get the meatballs to take shape.

"So the next step is to make the meatballs easy to handle, and to make them fry whenever we want..."

"It would be best to develop it further, like True Sage Art: Oh, and the Kidney and Liver, Rasenshuriken, Invisible Rasengan, etc. If we could come up with a set of these, that would be pretty good."

He was secretly pleased with himself...

He had basically learned about all of Qi Zixiao's various techniques, and now he could barely exert the combat power of Spirit Severance Stage. Therefore, he began to think about the techniques he wanted to develop.

As a transmigrator, what kind of person are you if you don't have your own standard spells?

Just as this guy was about to take a rest, he heard a series of strange noises...

"Let me go, hahahaha!!!"

"Hahahaha, let me go! I'm not crazy! I need to pay my respects to Her Your Highness Saintess, I need to refine my Fiery Eyes of Truth..."

"Let me go! I'm not crazy!!!"

Lin Fan was completely dumbfounded. "(O_O)???"

"What the hell?"

"There are madmen in the Holy Land? But wait, how would he know about Fiery Eyes of Truth? Isn't that something from an Earth novel?"

"Could it be... related to Qi Zixiao?"

Hiss!!!!

"That Tigress!"

"Calling you 'tiger' is no exaggeration. You dare to spread the word about ' Fiery Eyes of Truth'? Are you afraid people won't die from it or what?!"

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