Miss, Please Have Some Self-Respect!

Miss, Please Have Some Self-Respect!

Lin Li first carefully checked the stalls. Only after confirming that no one was using them did he move to the spot by the window, his back against the wall and facing the entrance.

That way, if anyone came in, he would notice immediately.

And even if someone did come in, seeing him with a cigarette in his mouth while making a phone call, they probably would not think much of it.

Lin Li took out his phone and paused the recording before directly dialing 110.

"Hello, this is 110." The call connected quickly. The operator's voice was concise and to the point.

"Hello, I'd like to report that the Light Noble Health and Wellness Club at 623 Hu Yue Road, Xi Ling Town, is secretly providing prostitution and other pornographic services. Please send people to make arrests as soon as possible."

Lin Li kept his voice low, making sure the people outside could not possibly hear him.

After confirming that it was not a major case like a homicide, the operator had time to verify the report's authenticity. She asked, "Can you confirm that this information is accurate? Or do you have any evidence you can provide? If we dispatch officers and find that the situation is not as reported, and you cannot provide corresponding evidence, we may need to pursue legal responsibility against you, or even require you to compensate the business for its losses."

"I can confirm it. Absolutely confirm it. They're providing those services on the third floor right now. If you come immediately, you'll definitely catch them red-handed."

"Understood. I'll contact the officers in the jurisdiction where the incident occurred and have them dispatched. However, I'll need some of your personal information first. Where are you right now?"

"Light Noble Health and Wellness Club, third floor."

"Okay, so you're at Light... huh?"

The other side suddenly fell silent.

So Lin Li and the operator were both quiet.

Silence was tonight's Cambridge.

"...You said you're... where?" Seemingly uncertain whether she had heard correctly, the operator asked again.

"Light Noble Health and Wellness Club."

"The place you just reported?"

"Yes."

"And you're on the third floor?"

"Yes."

"May I ask what you're doing there?"

"Uh... in a little while, I'll be receiving those illegal services, so please hurry." Lin Li pinched the cigarette in his hand, sounding slightly embarrassed.

The operator fell silent again.

As a 110 operator, what had she not seen? Yet she had never seen anything this ridiculous.

She could not even define what kind of case this was. Did this count as turning himself in? But the caller had not actually committed a crime yet. Was this an advance surrender?

Kaito Kid announced his crimes in advance. This caller was announcing his own surrender in advance?

"Okay, I understand. I've already notified the nearby Police Station to dispatch officers. As for the details, we can discuss them after you're arrested. I won't disturb you for now... sigh, forget it, I should disturb you after all. Sir, turn back before it's too late!"

The operator had never said anything so awkward in her life.

Strange. Too strange.

"Success need not be mine. Some things, once missed, are simply missed. I... can't go back." After saying that, Lin Li hung up. He pretended to take a puff, then flicked the untouched cigarette out the window.

What a handsome line. Lin Li felt like a great hero preparing to perish alongside his enemy. If he ordered more trendy Chinese takeout in the future, he might become even more handsome.

Who said only those standing in the light counted as heroes?

The main issue was that the current situation was rather dangerous. His motives and why he was doing this were not things he could explain clearly in a short time.

Even if no one came in, lingering in the restroom would easily alert the chicken farm. He could explain everything once he got to the Demon Suppression Division.

"Love me as I walk alone into a brothel, love the way I refuse to kneel, love that I faced the masseuses and refused to fire a shot~"

Humming as he sang, Lin Li went to the changing room and casually grabbed a massage robe to drape over himself.

He restarted his phone's recording. When he returned to the private room, the masseuse named Xiao Jing was already inside.

Mm, sure enough, she was not as pretty as she had looked in the video. Her makeup was far too heavy, not really Lin Li's type.

What should have been exposed was exposed, yet not entirely exposed. Was it exposed? It was, but it wasn't.

Lin Li's gaze naturally locked onto the front of her body. She was quite fair, at least.

Damn it, he had forgotten to turn off the auto-aim.

Lin Li withdrew his gaze.

Then his damn eyes ignored his brain's warning and automatically looked over again.

There was a traitor among his organs.

Damn it, there was more than one traitor. After his eyes looked, it set off a chain reaction. Other organs had betrayed Lin Li's thoughts as well.

He would teach them a good lesson when he got home later.

Although Lin Li was not particularly satisfied with her, Xiao Jing's eyes lit up when she saw him. She was very satisfied.

After all, what kind of customers did she usually receive? Bloated middle-aged men who could only see their own bellies when they looked down, energetic street punks with dyed yellow hair...

A young man like Lin Li, with decent height and good looks, was absolutely a premium customer.

What a pity he had only ordered the 399 package.

It seemed she would have to pull out all the stops later. She did not believe that a young man like him could hold out against her advances.

He would definitely pay to extend the session. If he could hold out, then she, Xiao Jing, would quit this line of work forever.

"You're here, boss~ Go lie down first~ The service is about to begin~~" Xiao Jing said in a syrupy voice, pulling her clothes slightly farther apart with both hands.

You pinched-voice demon, taste my sword!

But she really was white.

"Mm-hm." Lin Li lay down on the nearby massage bed, face down and ass up.

Xiao Jing raised an eyebrow. He was surprisingly well-behaved.

Normally, people would have started groping and grabbing the moment they passed by her.

Honest and proper. Bonus points! "Boss, how am I supposed to serve you with your back facing up?" Xiao Jing placed her hands on Lin Li's back and began gently caressing it, continuing in that affected voice.

Even more directly, she began rubbing her thigh against Lin Li's.

This is how you test a cadre?

Lin Li shuddered all over. He had never received this kind of stimulation before.

His head was swelling, and it felt awful.

—Wait, not the head on top.

There was nothing he could do. At this age, when one was full of vigor, the moment such thoughts flashed through his mind, his other head seamlessly took control of his body.

All that could be said was that Lin Li, this cadre, had faced far too few tests.

But Lin Li could not accept this service. Leaving aside how idiotic it would be to knowingly break the law when the Demon Suppression Division was about to arrive, he really would not be able to explain himself when the time came. They would turn around and notify his guardian.

Besides, Lin Li did not want to lose his virginity here. He still had not met his 175-centimeter-tall, loyal and devoted, 36D rich older woman.

It was better to eat less unclean stuff.

Who knew whether their health certificates were forged?

"Not yet. You do regular massages too, right? Give me a normal massage first. My body's honestly been a little tired these past few days. We can talk about the special service later." Lin Li waved a hand.

How could that work?

Xiao Jing's plan was to use up the 399 package as early as possible, then seduce Lin Li to death with the remaining time, leaving him unbearably worked up after an hour and forcing him to extend the session. How could she let him delay?

A man in sage mode would never extend the session.

That was also why every package included a regular massage service: to give customers time to recover their mana.

"Boss, what could possibly relieve your fatigue more than that kind of thing? Don't worry, Xiao Jing will definitely make you feel good."

The stimulation made Lin Li leap up as he shouted:

"Miss, please have some self-respect!"

Xiao Jing: "?"

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