The System is Abstract, But Luckily, So Am I

[Task 1: You have entered the world of cultivation and obtained the Foundation Establishment method. Please try to kill the 'Undying Divine Dragon'.]

"System Bro, let's not even talk about the fact that the newbie task is to kill a dragon. There's a small problem: I didn't transmigrate."

[Task 2: The apocalypse has arrived. After awakening an E-rank ability, it's time to show off your skills. Please try to fight the 'Zombie King' one-on-one.]

"Bro, let's not even talk about the fact that I'm still in the modern world. Even according to your logic, wasn't I just in the world of cultivation? And you should at least give me an ability to awaken! Kill the Zombie King? Me?"

[Task 3: A world of all women. You have become the only precious male. Please try to spread your sweat to at least three different targets.]

"Bro, I've never begged anyone in my life. I'm kneeling now. Please take me to this world. I'm really begging you."

"Wait, you're calling an earthworm an Undying Divine Dragon?"

"Wait, killing in biochemical mode counts as killing?"

"Wait, a light hum can be considered a successful spreading?"

[Task 4: Demon Slaying in a Brothel.]

"Hehe."

"Uncle, don't laugh. I really came to slay demons!"

"Hands on your head, squat down! Who told you to stand up?"

"System, you've caused me so much suffering!!!"

This book is also known as: The System Can Save Me From Fire and Water, But Don't Worry About Where the Fire and Water Came From, If Cultivation Was Possible in the Modern World, Foot Massage Would Also Be a Path!, I Didn't Transmigrate At All, But the System Insists That I Did