This School Had One More Heartbroken Person

This School Had One More Heartbroken Person

"Bai Bufan: Hey, sis, available? How much?"

"Waiting for My Pure Love: Sorry, you must have gotten the wrong idea. I wouldn't meet up no matter how much you paid. I only posted those because I wanted to share. I don't have a Boyfriend right now, so I just posted them on Douyin. I neither plan to nor could ever use my body to make money. I can't accept that kind of thing."

"Bai Bufan: Huh? Sis, are you a true Female Bodhisattva?!"

"Waiting for My Pure Love: Haha, I suppose so. But once I have a Boyfriend, I definitely won't share anymore. In reality, I'm actually a very conservative and traditional person. I'll probably only be his Female Bodhisattva."

"Bai Bufan: Sis, you're such a good person. I'm really jealous of your future Boyfriend."

"Waiting for My Pure Love: Sigh, things have been so boring lately. I've also run into some difficulties in real life, and there's no one to talk to. I've had a great time chatting with you. It's kind of troublesome to chat here, though. Want to add my WeChat?"

"Bai Bufan: No, sis. I hope you find a Boyfriend who truly treats you well soon!"

"Bai Bufan: Keep it up!"

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, they are unable to receive your messages."

"Bai Bufan: What? Huh? Why? Why did I get blocked again? Sis? I don't understand! Give me an explanation! This makes no sense!"

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, they are unable to receive your messages."

"Bai Bufan: You there? Meet up? 178, 18, six times in one night."

"Longing: v2685..."

"Bai Bufan: 111, added."

"Bai Bufan: Wait, why is your WeChat selling tea? Is this really you?"

"Bai Bufan: Fuck, why did I just realize you look different in every post? You picture-stealing traffic-farming dog! I'm Bi Ma Wen, and fuck your mother!"

"Bai Bufan retracted a message."

"Bai Bufan: @'Posts,' sis—or bro—could you recommend the original poster of this one to me? I really like it, please."

"Longing: Douyin ID 6BK..."

"Bai Bufan: Thanks, you're actually pretty nice. But one thing is one thing—I still have to keep cursing you."

"Bai Bufan: You picture-stealing traffic-farming dog! Fuck your mother!"

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, they are unable to receive your messages."

"Bai Bufan: Hello, blogger. I have a good brother named Lin Li. He is seriously ill now, and the doctor has already issued a critical condition notice. He can no longer type with either hand, but he still has one final wish: to see your legs. That's why I can only boldly disturb you and hope you can fulfill my brother's final wish."

"Bobo Xiao Bo: Hahahahaha."

"Bobo Xiao Bo: Since you typed so much, I'll satisfy you just this once."

"Bobo Xiao Bo: 'Pictures'"

"Bai Bufan: It wasn't me, it was my brother Lin Li. But thank you, sis. He can rest in peace now."

"Bobo Xiao Bo: Fine, fine, fine. Then tell me, what serious illness does your brother have?"

"Bai Bufan: Terminal hemorrhoid cancer. His Hemorrhoids have already spread throughout his entire body. Want to see Pictures?"

"Bobo Xiao Bo: ...No."

"Bai Bufan: Sis, he's already seen the legs. He asked me to ask whether there are any more?"

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, they are unable to receive your messages."

Lin Li sat on Bai Bufan's "corpse," laughing so hard he was about to cramp up.

Halfway through his laughter, Zhou Baowei and the other roommate present, Chen Tianming, became too curious about what was so funny. They went over and sat on either side of Lin Li, squeezing into the remaining space on Bai Bufan's "corpse," and started reading the chat logs.

As a result, the number of people laughing themselves silly went from one to three.

Bai Bufan was truly two completely different extremes in front of men and women. See? This was the consequence of messing around with absurdity. He'd turned himself into a purebred idiot. This had to serve as a warning.

Almost every private chat ended the same way: with him being deleted and blocked. Wasn't that a talent in itself? No wonder Bai Bufan had said that he'd made progress that morning, though only a little.

Now, it seemed even that little progress had been an exaggeration.

Bai Bufan usually had endless flirtatious nonsense to say in front of guys, yet in situations like this, both his IQ and EQ dropped to zero.

Lin Li wanted to crack open Bai Bufan's head and see what kind of structure could produce messages like those.

"Naive people are easily fished, but idiots don't count as naive, because idiots don't even know someone has thrown a hook down in front of them." Chen Tianming shook his head with a sigh. "Bufan truly is a godlike man. Pure Love Sis: Want to add WeChat, enter my fishpond, and get ready to blow some gold coins? But Brother Bufan here: Go get 'em, sis~ I won't add you! Hahahahaha—

"Bufan, from now on, we'll address each other however we want. You can keep calling me Dad, while I'll call you Brother!"

Human joys and sorrows did not connect. Bai Bufan had no idea what was so funny. All he felt was the unbearable weight of life. "You three... could you fucking... get up first..."

There was no need to pay attention to him. No one paid attention to him.

"Hahahahaha—"

"?"

But when Lin Li saw that he had somehow been diagnosed with hemorrhoid cancer, and that his Hemorrhoids had already spread throughout his body, he immediately stopped laughing.

What a vicious and disgusting disease. No wonder the other person had blocked him for being disgusting.

What angered Lin Li most was that Bai Bufan had used his name to scam leg pictures, and after getting them, he hadn't even shared them with him. How selfish could someone be? If he had shared them, Lin Li might even have forgiven him.

Zhou Baowei and Chen Tianming, however, laughed even harder.

Chen Tianming laughed until tears came out, so he grabbed a tissue from the bed and began wiping them away.

Why was this tissue already clumped together?

Wait.

After realizing what it was, Chen Tianming also stopped laughing and went to the restroom to wash his face.

Lin Li discovered a law from this.

—The Hee-Hee Conservation Law: hee-hees did not disappear. Hee-hees only transferred from one person's face to another's.

Hee-hee.

After Chen Tianming left, Bai Bufan finally managed to catch his breath. His face twisted as he said, "Fuck, I'm a little more alive now. Bro, did you really treat me like a cushion?! Get off me!"

They had basically finished reading the chat logs that still remained. Some others simply never received replies at all. Zhou Baowei left to continue studying his delivery, while Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li expectantly.

"So? After reading all that, did it help you at all? Can we follow the trail and get moving as soon as possible?"

"It helped. You improved my mood, so my efficiency in handling things next should increase." Lin Li nodded seriously.

"?"

Did that count as helping? Bai Bufan was heartbroken.

He had spent all last night getting blocked over and over until one in the morning, only to receive this kind of mockery in return.

Sincerity could not win sincerity.

"I also added a few WeChats. They're not tea sellers. Want to take a look too?" Bai Bufan asked sadly.

"Send them all to me. Those bloggers, and the WeChats you added too. Don't send the tea seller. Later, I'll use my own account to ask around and see if I can get any more information." Lin Li nodded.

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