Chapter Summaries

Lin Li checked in for the boys’ 3,000-meter race, then used his bizarre Excrement Tactic to unsettle Du Hansi and take the lead. Du Hansi revealed that Wang Ze had sent him to provoke Lin Li, and Lin Li continued ahead while Du Hansi finished the first lap glaring at Wang Ze.

• Lin Li checked in with Wang Yuezhi, drew starting position seventeen, and told him he planned to use the Excrement Tactic against Du Hansi.
• Du Hansi taunted Lin Li before the race, and Lin Li learned that Du Hansi was from Class 1-14.
• Lin Li followed Du Hansi at the front of the race, making suggestive remarks and repeatedly touching his butt until Du Hansi accelerated to escape him.
• Du Hansi confessed that Wang Ze had told him to provoke Lin Li, and Lin Li apologized before speeding past him into first place.
• Wang Ze and Bai Bufan cheered Lin Li, then Wang Ze mocked the exhausted Du Hansi, who glared at him with apparent killing intent.

Lin Li won the 3,000-meter race, broke the school record, and then helped Wang Yuezhi finish his first long-distance race. The chapter ended with Wang Yuezhi cherishing a bottle of water Chen Yuying gave him while Chen Tianming recognized his romantic delusions.

• Lin Li lapped Wang Yuezhi, encouraged him as he passed, and Chen Yuying stayed behind to cheer Wang Yuezhi on.
• Lin Li caught up to Du Hansi, teased him during the race, and then stopped just before the finish line until the timer reached 10.30 before claiming the record.
• Lin Li celebrated with his classmates, drank water from Chen Yuying, and left to pace Wang Yuezhi through his final lap using Wind Control.
• Lin Li and their classmates cheered Wang Yuezhi across the finish line, where he placed eighth, then tossed him into the air and accidentally injured him by dropping him near the goalpost.
• Chen Yuying gave Wang Yuezhi a bottle of water, and Chen Tianming realized Wang Yuezhi was treating it as something precious.

Lin Li celebrated his record-breaking run, joked with his classmates, and turned down a referee’s offer of sports training. At the class base, Chen Yuying grew jealous when Lin Li mentioned boys asking for his contact information, but his teasing cheered her up before he went to the restroom.

• Lin Li joked with Wang Ze, Zhou Baowei, and Bai Bufan after his fast run, then declined the referee’s invitation to try sports training.
• Du Hansi tackled Wang Ze over a prank, and Lin Li, Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei, and Wang Yuezhi joined in beating Wang Ze.
• Lin Li entertained Wang Ze and Bai Bufan with a censored retelling of Pan Jinlian’s encounter with Ximen Qing, while Chen Yuying listened and laughed.
• Chen Yuying questioned Lin Li about the boys who had asked for his WeChat, then grew jealous when he said he had added them and asked for stickers to reply to Du Hansi.
• Lin Li loudly joked that he hoped girls would ask for his WeChat, prompting Chen Yuying to send him all her un-cute stickers and rename his contact before he went to the restroom.

Lin Li celebrated his 3,000-meter victory with his classmates, then set up a hidden camera with Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan to catch a dormitory-area thief. The camera vanished almost immediately, and Bai Bufan offered an identical replacement, leaving Lin Li to wonder who had taken it.

• Qu Wanqiu recovered from her fifth-place 3,000-meter finish while Lin Li teased her and his classmates about water and Chen Yuying.
• Lin Li received his 3,000-meter gold medal, invited Wang Yuezhi into the class photos, and jokingly told him his mother had left in pain from an ingrown toenail.
• Lin Li teased Du Hansi with stickers and talk of promotion luck, while Chen Yuying and Wang Yuezhi awkwardly crossed paths.
• Lin Li, Zhou Baowei, and Bai Bufan went to the dormitory pickup spot and set up an action camera with mobile Wi-Fi to watch for a thief.
• Bai Bufan noticed Lin Li's camera had disappeared, then produced an identical camera and offered to lend it to him.

Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Zhou Baowei set a takeout trap to catch the thief, while Wang Ze excitedly told them a girl had added him online. Their bait caught Wang Yuhui, and Lin Li and the others confronted him in his dorm.

• Lin Li warned Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan not to contaminate the bait with anything dangerous, then helped prepare sealed takeout and set up cameras to catch the thief.
• Wang Ze told Lin Li that a girl named Gummy Bear had added him on QQ, unaware that Bai Bufan recognized the account owner's true gender.
• Wang Yuhui stole Lin Li's takeout and ate the deliberately unpleasant meal, finding a card that revealed the group knew he had taken it.
• Mao Jiaqi opened Wang Yuhui's dorm door for Lin Li, Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei, and Wang Ze, who introduced themselves as the Dashingly Attractive Combination.

Lin Li and his friends caught Wang Yuhui stealing deliveries, but he attacked them with a filthy mop before his homeroom teacher intervened. Later, Lin Li set a new 1500-meter record and received an updated Sect Martial Competition task notification, while his teasing with Chen Yuying continued.

• Lin Li, Zhou Baowei, and Bai Bufan confronted Wang Yuhui with evidence that he had stolen their deliveries, and Lin Li refused his offers to pay them off.
• Wang Yuhui panicked, threw food at the group, and chased them with a soaking wet mop, so Lin Li and the others retreated from the dorm.
• Mao Jiaqi contacted Fang Lihua, who asked Lin Li and his friends to leave while he handled Wang Yuhui; Lin Li agreed to keep the theft quiet only for the day.
• Lin Li learned that Bai Bufan had used an alternate account to add Wang Ze and warned Bai Bufan not to let Wang Ze lose control.
• Lin Li broke the first-year boys' 1500-meter record by three seconds and received a system update showing progress on the Sect Martial Competition task.
• Chen Yuying offered Lin Li water, and he finally accepted after she drank from the bottle; afterward, Lin Li joked with Bai Bufan about helping him with only one hand.

During the Sports Meet, Lin Li healed Chen Yuying’s sprained ankle with his Healing ability while teasing her, and their close moment left them both flustered. He then ran off with her shoes, prompting Chen Yuying to hop after him.

• Lin Li and Bai Bufan helped reset the high jump bar instead of helping the girl who had fallen, then went to cheer Zhou Baowei at shot put.
• Chen Yuying finished third in the 800 meters, but she sprained her ankle during her final sprint and went with Lin Li, Ding Sihan, and Qu Wanqiu to the medical station.
• After the doctor advised Chen Yuying to rest, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu left her with Lin Li, who offered to massage her ankle.
• Lin Li secretly used Healing while massaging Chen Yuying’s ankle, easing her pain as they shared a quiet, close moment.
• Lin Li took Chen Yuying’s shoes and ran off, teasing her that she could not catch him without them; Chen Yuying hopped after him until he returned them.

Bai Bufan revealed his online romance with Wang Ze in the cafeteria, where Wang Ze realized his “Gummy Bear” was Bai Bufan and chased him in anger. Later, Lin Li and his friends confronted Wang Yuhui and his mother over stolen takeout, presenting video evidence as the meeting turned to compensation and punishment.

• Bai Bufan told Zhou Baowei that he and Wang Ze were dating online and planned to meet, while Zhou Baowei suggested an elaborate fake-death prank.
• At dinner, Bai Bufan hugged Wang Ze from behind and played a voice message revealing he was Wang Ze’s Gummy Bear, prompting Wang Ze to chase and beat him while Lin Li and Zhou Baowei watched.
• Xue Jian questioned Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Zhou Baowei about their class combination, then took them to meet Zhao Hai, Fang Lihua, Wang Yuhui, and Wang Yuhui’s mother about the stolen takeout.
• Wang Yuhui’s mother denied that her son had stolen anything until Lin Li showed video footage of Wang Yuhui admitting what he had done.
• Lin Li demanded compensation, an apology, and a written promise posted publicly for a week, but Wang Yuhui’s mother objected and argued that it would harm her son’s studies.
• Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Zhou Baowei rejected responsibility for Wang Yuhui’s future schooling, and Zhou Baowei switched seats to avoid sitting beside his mother.

Lin Li refused to accept Wang Yuhui’s apology unless he faced proper punishment, and his use of the Duck Blood Bottle made Wang Yuhui lash out and earn a major demerit and public criticism. Back at school, Lin Li learned that Wang Ze had been exposed on the Confession Wall for sending a crude message to someone he mistook for a prank account.

• Lin Li rejected the grade director’s suggestion to let Wang Yuhui start over without public consequences and insisted on a public apology and a written guarantee.
• Lin Li used the Duck Blood Bottle to absorb Wang Yuhui’s resentment, then released the stored emotions into him after refusing to accept his apology.
• Wang Yuhui cursed Lin Li and Zhao Hai, prompting Zhao Hai to assign him a major demerit and public criticism and threaten withdrawal procedures.
• Lin Li, Zhou Baowei, and Bai Bufan teased Wang Yuhui’s mother before Xue Jian led them away from the grade director’s office.
• Lin Li told the Confession Wall about the incident and expected the school’s public disciplinary notice to complete his task of intimidating the sect.
• Wang Ze confronted Lin Li and Bai Bufan over a supposed prank, then discovered that the Confession Wall had posted his crude chat with White Flower Tea.

Lin Li helped Wang Ze repair a misunderstanding with an upperclassman, then rebuffed several girls who confessed to him while joking with his friends. Class 4 won the boys' relay and finished the Sports Meet in first place, though Lin Li's mission reward had not yet been confirmed.

• Lin Li explained Wang Ze's prank to the upperclassman, who unblocked Wang Ze and got the Confession Wall to remove its post; Lin Li advised Wang Ze to arrange a meal with her.
• Lin Li found a Confession Wall post about himself, teased Bai Bufan over Gummy Bear's comment, and replied affectionately to Gummy Bear.
• Lin Li turned down a girl who approached him and later rejected four more confessions, including one from Ding Sihan as a joke.
• Lin Li and his teammates advanced to and won the boys' relay final, giving Class 4 an unassailable lead in the Sports Meet's total points.
• Wang Ze led Class 4 in a cheer after their victory, and the boys and girls joined in after initially leaving him without a response.

After Class 1-4 finished cleaning up, Lin Li and his classmates waited through the closing ceremony, trading jokes and teasing each other. The Sports Meet concluded with the awards ceremony and the principal’s announcement.

• Ding Sihan asked what to do with an empty glass bottle, and Lin Li and Wang Ze joked that she could use it as an ashtray.
• Wang Ze told Lin Li and Bai Bufan stories about smoking, including a senior who fooled a grade director by smelling his fingers after scratching himself.
• Lin Li invited Bai Bufan to stay at school for a physical, and Bai Bufan agreed after Lin Li secured him an appointment.
• Xue Jian moved Lin Li to the front of the formation, where Lin Li and Chen Yuying quietly played with their shadows during the closing speech.
• Lin Li told Wang Ze a deliberately insulting joke, and Wang Ze laughed before playfully stepping on Lin Li’s shadow.
• Chen Yuying collected Class 1-4’s award, and the principal announced that the 51st Nansang Middle School Sports Meet had ended.

Lin Li received two magic treasures from the system and spent the evening testing the Universe Ring and refining the Invisible Sword. After helping Wang Ze fumble through a conversation with Qian Ying, Lin Li told him to stop reading novels and rest.

• Lin Li received doubled magic treasures, spirit stones, and Martial Arts Talent, then joined his class for a commemorative photo and gave Chen Yuying a gold medal.
• Lin Li bound the Universe Ring and discovered its initial storage space was tiny, then expanded it with a Spirit Stone and tested its storage properties.
• Lin Li refined the Invisible Sword and learned it could possess inanimate objects, turning them into sword bodies that he could control at a cost.
• Lin Li tested the Invisible Sword with a ballpoint pen, found his control range was limited, and ordered takeout after realizing it was already eight o'clock.
• Wang Ze asked Lin Li for help after an awkward exchange with Qian Ying, and Lin Li teased him before advising him to stop reading for the day.

Lin Li cultivated with his improved martial arts talent before taking Bai Bufan to a physical examination center, where his VIP treatment became a source of jokes between them. The chapter ended with Bai Bufan caught trying to cheat the height measurement by pinching something between his toes, which he called his dignity.

• Lin Li practiced the Spiritual Energy Chapter and adjusted his technique, increasing the speed of spiritual energy flowing through his body.
• Lin Li met Bai Bufan at school and woke him up with a joke about tying paper to his hands to summon Jesus.
• Lin Li and Bai Bufan took a taxi to Ci Jian Physical Examination, where Lin Li received VIP treatment while Bai Bufan got the cheapest package.
• Bai Bufan complained about the difference in their treatment, then joined Lin Li in joking about work and hauling shit before they began their examinations.
• Lin Li measured 186.3 centimeters, and the doctor caught Bai Bufan pinching something between his toes to affect his height reading; Bai Bufan called it his dignity.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan went through their medical examinations, joking and teasing each other along the way, while Lin Li made progress on his system task. At the ultrasound clinic, they ran into Chen Yuying and Chen Zhongping, who mistook the scene for Lin Li having gotten someone pregnant, and Bai Bufan’s arrival made the misunderstanding worse.

• Lin Li and Bai Bufan finished their height and blood-pressure checks, then queued together for blood tests and joked about their blood types, blood donation, and CT scans.
• Lin Li completed his CT scan, saw his system task advance to 100/100 and 2/4, and headed upstairs to wait for an ultrasound while Bai Bufan finished his scan.
• While Lin Li waited among pregnant patients and their families, Chen Yuying arrived with Chen Zhongping and a visibly pregnant woman.
• Chen Zhongping saw Lin Li and asked whose belly he had knocked up, drawing curious attention from the waiting room.
• Bai Bufan arrived rubbing her stomach and asking Lin Li when their turn would come, then noticed everyone staring at her.

Bai Bufan was mistaken for the pregnant woman Lin Li had supposedly brought to the clinic, while Chen Zhongping apologized for jumping to conclusions. Lin Li and Chen Yuying waited together until Lin Li was called for his routine examination, where Doctor Pan mistook him for an assistant and revealed her name was Jin Lian.

• Chen Zhongping mistook Lin Li for someone who had gotten a woman pregnant, and Bai Bufan’s hungry stomach-rubbing made the people nearby think he was the pregnant woman.
• Lin Li showed Chen Zhongping his examination form and explained that he and Bai Bufan had come for routine checkups, while Chen Yuying introduced her pregnant aunt, Chen Shan.
• Chen Zhongping and Chen Shan went in for her prenatal checkup, leaving Chen Yuying to wait with Lin Li and Bai Bufan.
• Bai Bufan joked with Lin Li about whether an unborn baby counted as piloting a mech, and Chen Yuying asked whether they had plans after their checkups.
• When Lin Li was called for his abdominal examination, Chen Yuying went with him while Bai Bufan stayed outside.
• Doctor Pan mistook Lin Li for a young woman getting a pregnancy scan, then called him Jin Li before revealing that her own name tag read Jin Lian.

Lin Li underwent an abdominal ultrasound while Chen Yuying watched, and their teasing was repeatedly interrupted by Doctor Jin Lian. After the examination, Lin Li and Bai Bufan went to the VIP lounge for breakfast, where their jokes left them choking with laughter.

• Lin Li repeatedly mistook Jin Lian for Pan Jinlian, apologized, and began his ultrasound while Chen Yuying watched his abs.
• Lin Li admitted he was tensing his stomach because Chen Yuying was looking, then relaxed when Jin Lian told him to follow the examination instructions.
• Chen Yuying offered to wipe gel from Lin Li's stomach, but Jin Lian took the tissues and wiped him clean herself.
• Chen Shan reported that her baby was developing well, and Lin Li joked that his own baby had no hope before he and Chen Yuying said goodbye.
• Lin Li hurried Bai Bufan to the VIP lounge for breakfast, where they traded crude jokes and ate until they were full.
• Bai Bufan questioned Lin Li about drinking milk despite his former lactose intolerance, and Lin Li attributed his improved constitution to cultivation.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan completed their physical examinations, then Lin Li went to the county hospital for an MRI after booking an afternoon appointment. The scan earned Lin Li a set of array-related rewards, and he left relieved after learning the doctor’s remark about a brain problem referred to the hospital director, not his scan.

• Lin Li and Bai Bufan joked about drinking milk before their urine test, completed their examinations, and Bai Bufan was shocked by the surgical anal examination he had undergone.
• Lin Li declined the anal examination, finished the remaining tests with Bai Bufan, and used a threat to get their taxi driver to speed back to Nansang Middle School.
• Lin Li booked an MRI appointment, trained with his cultivation items at home, and traveled to the county hospital that afternoon.
• While waiting for his scan, Lin Li met an elderly patient who mistook him for someone needing saline, then joked that a Black patient leaving the MRI room needed his limbs amputated.
• Lin Li completed the MRI and received rewards for finishing the system task to experience advanced detection arrays.
• Lin Li panicked after overhearing the doctor say something was wrong with the brain, but the doctor explained he meant the hospital director had failed to fix the room lights.

On his eighteenth birthday, Lin Li traveled to the apocalypse world and tried to complete a task by establishing Beautiful Lady as a resident of a shelter. After arranging a room transfer and carrying out the required steps, he left the shelter and completed Task Two.

• Lin Li tested the Spirit Gathering Sky Array, struggled to control its materials, and continued carving the Universe Ring until its space reached about the size of a shoebox.
• Lin Li celebrated his eighteenth birthday, received messages and money from Wu Min and Yang Liang, and got a barrage of links from Bai Bufan.
• Lin Li saved his system refresh chance, traveled to the apocalypse world, and learned to drive from Ye Jing while asking Shi Dongchen to prepare a room contract for Beautiful Lady.
• Lin Li brought Beautiful Lady’s hand to the shelter so she could sign the contract transferring Room 180 to her, then traveled there with Shi Dongchen, Hu Fei, and Ye Jing.
• Lin Li performed the required actions with Beautiful Lady in Room 180, left the shelter, and completed Task Two, receiving a title, a physique improvement, a random system item, and 100 System Currency.

Lin Li used a half-price reward to buy a combat mecha, tested its weapons and flight capabilities in the Apocalypse World, and returned to reality with his defenses greatly improved. After testing a title that erased his facial features, he went to school for his birthday, where his friends teased him and he alarmed Bai Bufan with a joke about his finances.

• Lin Li received a half-price purchase opportunity, collected weapons, mutant cores, and a block of gold from Shi Dongchen, and left the shelter to test his new mecha.
• Lin Li bought and piloted the 3.6-meter combat armor, tested its weapons and flight, then stored it before returning to reality.
• Lin Li tested a title that made real people appear faceless and removed his fingerprints, then refreshed his store selection to reveal the Seven Treasures Robe.
• Lin Li arrived at school on his birthday and teased Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan about bringing him gifts.
• Lin Li gave his classmates breakfast and joked that Bai Bufan's 700 yuan could fund a carefree life, prompting Bai Bufan to grab him by the collar and demand an explanation.

Lin Li received new system tasks and rewards as he prepared for the midterm exams, while he and his classmates placed bets on their results. He ended the day studying with Chen Yuying, who taught him a problem he had already solved himself.

• Lin Li threatened Bai Bufan with a chair while opening his birthday gift, then mocked Bai Bufan's note and won their argument with a pun.
• Xue Jian announced the midterm exam dates, and Lin Li received a task to place on the Sect Genius Ranking twice and win first place in one subject.
• Zhao Hai publicly criticized Wang Yuhui at the morning assembly, completing Lin Li's task and rewarding him with improved comprehension, aura concealment, and system currency.
• Lin Li and Wang Yuezhi bet on whether Lin Li would surpass him in the midterm exams, then Lin Li and Chen Yuying made a separate bet about whether he could surpass her.
• Chen Yuying taught Lin Li an advanced problem during the noon study session, unaware that Lin Li had already worked out the solution.