Ch. 122I Didn't Dare Open My Eyes, Hoping It Was Just an Illusion

On the bus, Lin Li learned photo editing from Chen Yuying, then used his new skills to turn everyone’s heads into ferris wheels, provoking Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan. At dinner, Lin Li tried to avoid sitting with Xue Jian, but Xue Jian brought a chair over and joined his table.

  • Chen Yuying created a group chat for the four friends to share photos, and Lin Li’s joke earned him insults from Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu.
  • Chen Yuying taught Lin Li how to edit photos, and he made a series of pictures that turned each person’s head into a ferris wheel.
  • Ding Sihan threatened Lin Li over the edited pictures, and Chen Yuying removed him from the group before he agreed not to post the images publicly.
  • Lin Li urged Bai Bufan to fill a table with boys so Xue Jian would have to sit elsewhere at dinner.
  • Xue Jian carried a chair to Lin Li’s table and told Lin Li and Bai Bufan to make room for him.

Ch. 123A'daxi, You Know What I, Lin Li, Am Capable Of

Lin Li tormented Xue Jian at dinner, then rallied his classmates to watch a passing woman before completing a task related to the Demon Suppression Division. The task’s completion confirmed a successful demon-clearing operation, and Lin Li sent Yang Liang two more Chicken Farm locations, leaving him worried there might be further surprises.

  • Zhou Baowei gave Xue Jian his seat, and the students ate in tense silence while Lin Li secretly spun the lazy Susan whenever Xue Jian reached for food.
  • Lin Li messaged Bai Bufan about a woman passing the restaurant, and several classmates rushed outside to watch her walk away.
  • Chen Yuying covered for the boys when Xue Jian asked what they had been doing, then called Lin Li a pervert after he stared at her legs.
  • Lin Li received rewards when Task Two completed, confirming the Xi Ling Demon Suppression Division had cleared three Chicken Farms.
  • Lin Li sent Yang Liang two additional Chicken Farm locations, and Yang Liang repeatedly asked whether Lin Li had any more information.

Ch. 124Bastard! Don't Sully Pure Money with Filthy Brotherhood!

Lin Li tested his new Healing ability and discovered that his Stream Spirit's Light title made him physically glow, then bought a Limit Breaking Talisman with his rewards. In downtown Pingjiang City, he joked with Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei about money and illness until the friends broke into a fight.

  • Lin Li used Power Charge and Healing on the bruises on his knees, which faded considerably during the ability's one-minute duration.
  • Lin Li equipped Stream Spirit's Light, discovered that it made his body glow, and switched back to Blood Crow Slayer.
  • Lin Li checked the shop, bought a Limit Breaking Talisman, and found that the free refreshes were shared between item slots.
  • Lin Li called Bai Bufan and the others over to help an elderly woman, and Xue Jian watched them assist her.
  • Xue Jian gave the students two hours of free time in downtown Pingjiang City and told them to stay with companions.
  • Bai Bufan asked Lin Li how much he would spend to treat Zhou Baowei, and Lin Li joked about profiting from Zhou Baowei's corpse, prompting Zhou Baowei to attack him.

Ch. 125Thunder God Under Heaven, Only I Can Remain

Lin Li and his friends wandered around a Pingjiang shopping complex before a system mission led them to a childbirth pain simulator advertised as a thunder-path master’s trial. Lin Li gathered enough likes to try it and approached the waiting man, with Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei agreeing to follow after him.

  • Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Zhou Baowei browsed the shopping complex, mocked passersby, and bought drinks from a Coca-Cola blind-box machine.
  • Lin Li triggered a system mission to spar with a nearby thunder-path master and discovered the supposed master was beside a childbirth pain simulator in a maternity and baby supplies store.
  • Lin Li persuaded Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei to consider the free experience and posted on Moments to collect the eighteen likes required to try it.
  • Lin Li explained to Chen Yuying that he wanted to experience childbirth pain to better understand what girls went through, while Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei mocked his explanation.
  • After they gathered enough likes, Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Zhou Baowei approached the store, and the waiting man eagerly welcomed Lin Li.

Ch. 126Lin Li Charged Forward, Shouting "For My Husband and Son!"

Lin Li endured a labor-pain simulator challenge, insisting the escalating shocks did not hurt even as he writhed and screamed. At the highest level, he rallied at the thought of his husband and son, then secretly used his thunder technique to shock Bai Bufan while Bai called out the safeword.

  • Lei Dao Dana attached the simulator pads to Lin Li and increased the current while Lin Li calmly claimed he felt nothing.
  • Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei tested the machine and screamed when they discovered it worked, while Lin Li endured the higher levels.
  • At level eight and nine, Lin Li twisted in pain but mocked the machine and insisted he was enjoying himself.
  • Lei Dao Dana raised the machine to level ten, and Lin Li began to falter and unconsciously tried to say the safeword.
  • Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan cheered Lin Li on as he rallied at the thought of his family and grabbed Bai Bufan's hand.
  • Lin Li activated the Pure Upright Thunder Control Method and shocked Bai Bufan, who screamed the safeword while Lei Dao Dana dismissed his pleas.

Ch. 127Eighteen Likes, Thanks Everyone

Lin Li and Bai Bufan endured a painful childbirth simulation together, completing Lin Li’s system task and winning coupons and baby products. After Lin Li sold the prizes, Xue Jian noticed that nearly everyone in his feed was asking for likes for the same store event and realized something strange was happening.

  • Lin Li held Bai Bufan through the electric shocks, and Zhou Baowei urged them to endure until the event ended.
  • Lei Dao Dana shut off the machine after Lin Li and Bai Bufan completed the full ten-minute experience, and Lin Li received his system reward.
  • Lin Li collected the store’s coupons and gifts, then sold them and the coupons to a passerby for 150 yuan.
  • Wang Ze and the other students took pictures and shared the event after seeing Lin Li make money from it.
  • Xue Jian saw a string of posts asking for likes for the Pingjiang Bao Shu Mother and Baby Products Store and demanded that the bus driver let him off.

Ch. 128This Filthy, Evil World—I Will Destroy It!

Xue Jian checked on the prank at the shopping center, while Lin Li and his friends split their earnings, gambled, and shopped. On the bus back, Lin Li tried to salvage his reaction after learning that Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying had both bought crystal balls.

  • Xue Jian arrived at the scene, confirmed the prank had not harmed the shop owners, and marked students whose Moments he could not see for extra attention.
  • Lin Li, Zhou Baowei, and Bai Bufan split their 150 yuan earnings, with Lin Li transferring Zhou Baowei only fifty cents and Bai Bufan five yuan.
  • The three friends lost their money on scratch-off tickets, joked about quitting gambling, and went to the snack street.
  • On the bus, Wang Ze asked how Lin Li had endured the shopping-center challenge, and Lin Li offered him the rest of his fruit bowl.
  • Ding Sihan gave Lin Li only the bubble wrap from a crystal ball she had bought for herself, then revealed Chen Yuying had bought one too, prompting Lin Li to retract his insult.

Ch. 129Wang Yuezhi Wins Every Battle; A True Man Should Be Like Him

After the fall outing, Lin Li tried to study in secret while Bai Bufan pushed him to play, then Wang Yuezhi misread Chen Yuying’s social-media replies as proof he was winning her affection. The chapter ended with Chen Yuying sharing a handsome guy’s contact card with Lin Li, whose joking attempts to add him drew teasing from their classmates.

  • Lin Li explained why toothpaste repelled water, then tricked Bai Bufan with a joke about Zhi Ju being his second uncle.
  • Lin Li secretly studied with Enhanced Memory, but Bai Bufan caught him and tried to make him stop studying while they were supposed to relax.
  • Wang Yuezhi liked Chen Yuying’s photo post and celebrated when she replied to his comment with “Thank you!”
  • Wang Yuezhi counted Chen Yuying’s replies to him and lack of replies to Lin Li as a string of victories over Lin Li.
  • Chen Yuying shared the handsome guy’s contact card with Lin Li, who joked that they were too outstanding to meet, prompting Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu to tease him.

Ch. 130A Brother Once, a Brother for Life

After Wang Yuezhi defended Lin Li against an edited photo, Lin Li briefly felt that they were true brothers, though Wang soon lost his temper when Lin Li claimed not to object to the pictures. The next morning, Lin Li started studying with Enhanced Memory in the dorm, but his phone’s audio woke the others and he fled to get breakfast.

  • Wang Yuezhi saw Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu’s edited group photos and commented that maliciously altering pictures was inappropriate.
  • Lin Li praised Wang Yuezhi for speaking up for him, then argued with Bai Bufan and tried to create a new group chat.
  • Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu left Lin Li’s new group chat, while Wang Yuezhi shouted that he would never forgive Lin Li.
  • Lin Li completed his morning exercise, returned to the dorm, and used Enhanced Memory to study vocabulary.
  • Lin Li’s phone played audio because his Bluetooth earbuds had not connected, waking Bai Bufan and the others, so he dodged Bai Bufan and ran out to get breakfast.

Ch. 131Say Something You Don't Know

Lin Li received a system mission to reach the summit of Yunliu Mountain on foot and tried to recruit companions for the climb. After Xue Jian rejected his plan, Lin Li persuaded Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan to join him, and they agreed to speak with the teacher.

  • Xue Jian led the class to the cable car station, where Lin Li saw a system mission requiring him to climb Yunliu Mountain himself.
  • Lin Li persuaded Bai Bufan to join the climb by promising not to study on their return, but Zhou Baowei refused.
  • Xue Jian rejected Lin Li's request to climb with Bai Bufan, so Lin Li asked Chen Yuying to come along and help reassure the teacher.
  • Chen Yuying sought company from Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu; Qu Wanqiu declined, while Ding Sihan agreed after Lin Li called her mom.
  • Chen Yuying agreed to talk to Xue Jian about the climb with Lin Li and Ding Sihan.

Ch. 132Hard Not to Let Your Imagination Run Wild—Only Human Nature

Lin Li and Bai Bufan stayed behind with Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan to hike up the mountain instead of visiting the Geological Museum. As they set off, Bai Bufan’s antics burdened Lin Li with a backpack full of rocks, and a joke about Feifei left Ding Sihan confused.

  • Chen Yuying told Xue Jian that she, Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Ding Sihan would hike to the Outdoor Base and meet the class there by noon, and Xue Jian warned them to stay safe.
  • Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan handed their spare belongings to Qu Wanqiu for the cable-car ride, while Lin Li gave his Power Bank to Zhou Baowei and offered to carry the girls’ bags.
  • Lin Li discovered that Bai Bufan’s backpack was packed with cobblestones, which Bai Bufan claimed could mark their path home or be used as barbecue ingredients.
  • Ding Sihan revealed that she had brought a huge rock too, and Lin Li shouted while Bai Bufan and Ding Sihan laughed at his expense.
  • Lin Li teased Bai Bufan about wanting to join the Fei Sect, and Bai Bufan admitted he wanted to get in with Feifei, leaving Ding Sihan bewildered.

Ch. 133It Is a Holy Sword, a Baton, and a Magic Wand

Lin Li and Bai Bufan joked around with wooden sticks as they hiked with Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, then persuaded the girls to visit an observation deck for photos. The chapter ended with Lin Li directing Bai Bufan toward the railing for a photo, making him realize Lin Li was trying to trick him.

  • Lin Li teased Bai Bufan about his outfit, openly admired Chen Yuying’s legs, and traded insults with Bai Bufan as they climbed the mountain.
  • Lin Li and Bai Bufan scrambled over rocks to collect wooden sticks, then joked about dueling and argued over whether sticks or girls’ legs were more appealing.
  • The group noticed a temple and an observation deck, and Lin Li convinced Chen Yuying to join Ding Sihan in taking photos there.
  • Lin Li told Bai Bufan that he had suggested the photo stop because the girls seemed to want pictures, then agreed to take photos of Bai Bufan too.
  • Lin Li directed Bai Bufan toward the railing and told him to climb over it and let go, leaving Bai Bufan frozen in suspicion.

Ch. 134This Little Fish Cares, and So Does This One

Lin Li and Bai Bufan joked and bickered with Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan as the group climbed the mountain. After tricking everyone into tasting bitter persimmons, Lin Li and Bai Bufan gathered more fruit to bring back for their friends.

  • Lin Li gave up on taking artistic photos of Bai Bufan, and the group resumed climbing after taking a final photo together.
  • Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan fed a fat orange cat while Lin Li and Bai Bufan joked about missing Zhou Baowei.
  • Lin Li and Bai Bufan teased Ding Sihan about eating small animals, then ran ahead and returned to the group.
  • Lin Li and Bai Bufan knocked wild persimmons from a tree, and Lin Li tricked the group into tasting the astringent fruit.
  • Lin Li and Bai Bufan climbed onto each other's shoulders again and asked Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan to catch more persimmons for their friends.

Ch. 135Crisp, Sweet, and Lewd

Lin Li and his friends completed their mountain climb and gathered at an outdoor base for a class barbecue. After Wang Ze and the other boys seized Lin Li and Bai Bufan’s persimmons, they realized the fruit was a trap and chased the two across the lawn.

  • Lin Li finished the climb, received a system reward for completing Task Two, and followed Chen Yuying and the others to the outdoor base.
  • The four waited beneath a tree, where Lin Li and Bai Bufan played games before rejoining their classmates as the group arrived.
  • Xue Jian organized the barbecue grills and ingredients, while Lin Li and Bai Bufan joked around with Zhou Baowei and the other students.
  • Lin Li and Bai Bufan tried to sneak off with their persimmons, but Wang Ze intercepted the bag and shared the fruit with the boys.
  • Wang Ze and the boys realized the persimmons had made them sick and chased Lin Li and Bai Bufan across the lawn as Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan watched.

Ch. 136The Bai Family Has Been Loyal and Worthy for Generations

Lin Li escaped Wang Ze and the others by sacrificing Bai Bufan, then joined Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei for a barbecue. Their cooking banter and pranks continued as they prepared the food, leaving Zhou Baowei annoyed with Lin Li and Wang Ze puzzled by Zhou Baowei’s disgust.

  • Lin Li used Bai Bufan as a distraction to escape the pursuing group, but Bai Bufan joined the chase after being caught.
  • Lin Li mistook a wild persimmon for a tomato after Ding Sihan offered it to him, then resumed running when Bai Bufan and the others pursued him again.
  • Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Zhou Baowei argued over who would grill before agreeing to take turns.
  • Ding Sihan brought Lin Li a skewer Chen Yuying had supposedly grilled, and Lin Li exposed the ruse while teasing Bai Bufan about his family’s typo-filled chat message.
  • Lin Li tricked Zhou Baowei into tasting Ding Sihan’s skewer and made him accept her thanks, then served a tiny portion of meat as a dish called “Dragon Soaring Phoenix Dancing.”
  • Zhou Baowei eyed Lin Li with killing intent while Wang Ze looked confused after Zhou Baowei shook his head at the Maltesers he was eating.

Ch. 137Lin Li's Handsome Stranger Act Was Disgusting

Lin Li shared a mountain barbecue with Wang Ze, Zhou Baowei, and Bai Bufan, then brought lotus root starch and water to Chen Yuying and the other girls. He helped put out a flare-up at their grill, but his attempts to act charming and his crude jokes quickly restored his usual obnoxious image.

  • Wang Ze offered Zhou Baowei Maltesers, but Baowei called them disgusting, then divided the skewers mostly in his own favor.
  • Lin Li went to the base's self-service area for water and met Chen Yuying, whom he teased about the lotus root starch and her period before carrying drinks back with her.
  • Lin Li stopped Ding Sihan from pouring water on the burning charcoal and stirred it until the flames died down.
  • Ding Sihan offered Lin Li several skewers, and he ate them before asking Chen Yuying to grill him something fit to eat.
  • Lin Li privately asked Qu Wanqiu whether she would wear shoes without legs, then asked why she wore a bra.

Ch. 138My Smile Passes Through Your Black Hair in Youth

Lin Li entertained his classmates at the barbecue outing by leading them in a lively sing-along, showing off his unexpectedly good voice. As he sang “Wild Child” with Chen Yuying, a sudden gust blew her hair across her face, leaving their exchanged smiles uncertain.

  • Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu teased Lin Li after he joked about being old, and Chen Yuying later served him a meat skewer that he praised enthusiastically.
  • Lin Li admitted he had forgotten to bring drinks for Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei, while Zhou Baowei stayed behind to finish grilling and eating.
  • After the group gathered in the shade, Lin Li sang “Perfect” and “Old Boys,” drawing his classmates into a playful chorus.
  • Lin Li divided the students into male and female parts for more songs, and even shy Yu Yu joined in while Shu Yang volunteered to lead.
  • Lin Li began singing “Wild Child” and looked toward Chen Yuying as a sudden gust blew her hair across her face.

Ch. 139The Eastern Land Forbids Sleeping Naked

Lin Li and his classmates rested after singing on the mountain, then gathered to take the cable car down. Chen Yuying’s playful video of Lin Li sleeping under a pile of leaves circulated among their group chats, leaving her embarrassed even after she thought it had been deleted.

  • Lin Li took a break from singing, and Chen Yuying wiped his forehead before he fell asleep beneath the tree.
  • Chen Yuying covered Lin Li with leaves and flowers while he slept, and Lin Li later chased Bai Bufan over the tally marks drawn on his face.
  • Lin Li and Bai Bufan went back to retrieve Zhou Baowei, who had stayed behind to eat barbecue, before the group headed for the cable car.
  • Ding Sihan shared a memorial-style photo of Lin Li and a video of Chen Yuying building a leaf tower on him.
  • Lin Li saved and forwarded the video, and Chen Yuying discovered that it had also been sent to their private Memo 3 chat.

Ch. 140Super Judge, Super Casework

Lin Li and his friends rode the cable car down after their outing, traded jokes, and spent the ride looking at photos, novels, games, and messages. The chapter ended when Zhou Baowei fell ill, admitted he needed to shit, and filled the cable car with a foul smell.

  • Lin Li and his friends took the regular cable car down after Bai Bufan refused to pay extra for a transparent-floor cabin.
  • Lin Li offered to send Bai Bufan photos from the outing instead of adding him to the group chat, and Bai Bufan teased him about it.
  • Lin Li saw Bai Bufan reading a bizarre Greek mythology webnovel and then mocked his friends for their pastimes and Chen Tianming's messages to Yao Qiaoqiao.
  • Bai Bufan checked Zhou Baowei's phone after suspecting he was secretly studying, but found Zhou pale, trembling, and pressing the web between his fingers.
  • Zhou Baowei struggled to say that people could not eat raw things and that he needed to shit, then a powerful smell spread through the cable car and the passengers shouted in horror.

Ch. 141It's Burning—A Sphincter Beyond Its Limits!

Lin Li and his companions endured a disastrous cable-car ride as Zhou Baowei struggled to hold in his rapidly worsening bowel movement. Lin Li used the Limit Breaking Talisman to help him regain control, and the group neared the mountain’s foot while Lin Li wondered how the talisman worked.

  • Lin Li and the others panicked as Zhou Baowei fought to hold on during the cable-car ride, while Bai Bufan offered him a black bag and the group tried to keep him calm.
  • Lin Li pricked Zhou Baowei with his Pingjiang Warrior medal and secretly activated the Limit Breaking Talisman with blood, then massaged him to disguise its use.
  • Zhou Baowei’s condition improved, and the group encouraged him as the cable car approached the foot of the mountain.
  • Lin Li removed the talisman to inspect it, causing Zhou Baowei to suddenly lose control again; Lin Li quickly put it back, and Zhou Baowei recovered.
  • Bai Bufan suspected Zhou Baowei was joking, while Lin Li watched the talisman and considered removing it again.
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