Although at Dongda, the highest praise for a good dessert was saying it wasn't sweet, it couldn't be bitter either.
Lin Li missed Baowei a little.
With Baowei gone, he could only toss it into the trash.
Luckily, he hadn't made much.
He stepped on the trash can's pedal. Once the lid opened, Lin Li threw the trash inside.
After standing silently beside the trash can for a moment, Lin Li jogged back to the dining table and said to Bai Bufan, "Bu Fan, stick your foot out."
"I'm really not ticklish." Bai Bufan fearlessly extended his foot.
Lin Li raised a leg and stepped on it.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"What are you doing? Rewarding me?"
Chen, Ding, and Qu: "?"
Lin Li began pressing down harder.
"Fuck! What are you doing?!" Bai Bufan pulled his foot back in pain and demanded.
"On further thought, this is terrifying. I discovered that when you stomp hard on a human foot, the person opens their mouth. How wide their mouth opens depends on how hard you stomp. I may have uncovered a secret: humans actually evolved from trash cans."
Lin Li covered his mouth, his voice terrified and frantic.
The three girls seemed to fall into thought.
Bai Bufan: "..."
You motherfucker.
"Lin Li, when you had that fever as a child during the rainstorm, did your mom take a wrong turn while taking you to the hospital? Did she end up at a veterinary clinic?" Bai Bufan asked sincerely.
Lin Li: "..."
What a vicious attack. That material had left a deep mark on Lin Li's elementary and middle school essay history.
He had wanted to use it in high school too, but the score would have been too low if he did.
"You hurt the insecure, sensitive, fragile me." Lin