For Now, Endure It for a Hundred Years-Martial Immortal, Great Freedom! (5.8k, Two-in-One)

"Eh! What is there to see? What could you possibly see? The monkeys on the mountain caused some trouble. I'll go back and blow away a bit of dust."

Liang Qu eyed him suspiciously. "I receive dividends from the plantation. I have every reason to go up the mountain and check whether you deliberately concealed the Treasure Plant yield and skimmed some off the top!"

"Get lost!" Old Turtle flicked his claws, beating him to the punch with an accusation. "Don't think this old man doesn't know what you're plotting. You must be looking for an excuse to scheme against me, wanting to go up the mountain and steal my Longevity Treasures! Back off, back off, back off!"

"Pah! You old fossil! Your entire body of abilities formed its own cycle; even a speck of dust falling on Shou Mountain is in the palm of your hand. Steal treasure? Wouldn't any ordinary person who went up there be swallowed whole by you? If even one mountain ginseng went missing, you'd howl loudly enough for all of Pengze to hear—your voice would be more piercing than a brothel madam's!"

Liang Qu folded his arms.

How could such a coincidence exist? Back then, Algae Forest could grow beneath Old Turtle's belly, while rocks clung all over his limbs. He was clearly not the restless sort. Sleeping for years at a time was normal for him.

He was the kind who would not care even if the monkeys turned the entire mountain upside down.

Yet the moment Liang Qu arrived, he immediately turned around and blew air to "clean up." It was as believable as a child wandering around the living room just as their parents returned home, explaining that they had gotten thirsty while doing homework and had happened to come out