"All false bodies, yet all true bodies?" Long Li was dazed, unable to wrap her mind around it. "So is it real or fake?"
"It's real!" Little Mirage Dragon stood with his four claws on his hips, his long tail wagging. "Realer than real gold!"
"Oh, just like your dragon horns—fake!" Long Yao delivered the finishing blow.
"You stupid woman, don't spout nonsense if you don't understand!" Little Mirage Dragon flailed his claws in fury. "Dragon horns are dragon horns, growing bigger and smaller is growing bigger and smaller—they're different, different!"
"So you admit you don't have dragon horns anymore?"
"Poisonous woman! Poisonous woman!" Little Mirage Dragon convulsed all over, darkly twisting like some crawling insect.
"Third Prince, Third Prince, you're the greatest! How big can you become? Can you reach a thousand zhang long?" Long Li asked excitedly, one hand gesturing to the sky and the other to the ground.
Having grown up steeped in such things, every member of the Dragon Man Tribe was intensely interested in dragon-shaped creatures.
Liang Qu also cast him an inquisitive look.
"The biggest? Hmph!" Little Mirage Dragon recovered his spirits, sweeping his dragon claws grandly. "A thousand zhang is only the baseline, two thousand zhang isn't worth looking at, and at three thousand zhang, I merely smile!
"If this prince simply sprawls across the territory of Yi Xing Town, I can stretch for twenty li. My head can reach into Jiang Huai Great Marsh and drink deeply from the Huai River; my tail can prop against Pingyang Mountain in the city and let that hedgehog bathe in dragon piss!"
"That amazing?"
"Hehe." Little Mirage Dragon raised his head. "That amazing!"
Fat Catfish counted on his fingers for ages, then clenched his fins into fists and smashed the water in indignation.
It was