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I, Celestial Dragon!
Chapter 521

Bullet

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At Impel Down, the newly appointed warden Domino, adjusted his glasses and hurried to the warden's office.

Without exception, whenever Domino came to the director's office...

That bureau chief always stayed in the toilet and couldn't be seen by anyone.

Therefore...

After anxiously waiting for two minutes, Domino finally saw Magellan, who looked pale and was almost exhausted from diarrhea.

Wuhu..

Magellan let out a painful cry.

The Venom-Venom Fruit is truly not something a human should eat!

So many years!

I spend more time on the toilet than I sleep!

I want to die so badly!!!

Magellan casually wiped away his tears with the tissue he always held in his hand, and said to Domino.

"Domino, don't report everything to me."

Don't you know how hard I work to poop every day? Where would I find the time to handle other things?

Anyway, the newly appointed Hannibal is very motivated, so you can just contact him directly for most things.

He really wants to be the director and is very motivated, so let him work harder!

As soon as he finished speaking, Magellan laboriously made his way to his seat.

Looking at the soft sofa, he hesitated for a long time before finally sitting down.

"Hmm!"

The sensation from his buttocks wasn't pleasant; Magellan groaned in pain, then swayed as he accepted the... a bittersweet feeling...

But just as Magellan had settled into his seat...

Domino quickly added.

"Chief Magellan, this matter cannot be resolved by Deputy Chief Hannibal alone."

A Celestial Dragon was on the Sea Train coming from the direction of Mary Geoise!

We just received a call from the Dark Bird Alliance.

The most active man this year, Lord Gawain, is about to arrive at our Impel Down!!!

"Ha?!!"

Brush!

Magellan jumped up with a thud, then quickly covered his backside.

"Oh oh oh, hiss!!!"

The Celestial Dragon have actually come to visit our Impel Down! Aren't the troubles in the New World enough to put them on their guard?

This is so troublesome; I felt the urge to poop right away.

So I guess I'll just have to keep it to myself!

At this point, Magellan gritted his teeth, wondering if he could break his past record of holding in his poop this time.

I hope the Celestial Dragon don't stay too long, otherwise I'll have to find some unlucky prison level to secretly release the gas in my stomach...

As he pondered this, Magellan waved his hand.

"Let's go, let's hurry and see the Celestial Dragon."

We can't keep the Celestial Dragon waiting any longer!

Besides, humph!

I also want to see for myself what kind of bastard this man is who can make Shiryu so happy, like he's home! Heh heh!

Meanwhile, at the entrance to Impel Down.

The Sea Train that Gawain was on came to a leisurely stop.

Even though Gawain had tried his best to ignore etiquette, the guards who came with him still quickly laid out a large carpet.

Seeing the guards bustling about, Deputy Warden Hannibal's eyes lit up as he waited with the jailers.

This is the Celestial Dragon's grandeur!

If I can win over the Celestial Dragon who arrive, can I then oust that incompetent old bastard and become the warden of the Impel Down myself?!

As he thought this, Hannibal nervously glanced at the train.

Before long, Gawain strode down with Mihawk.

Kaya followed behind Gawain and the other person, still looking as gentle and weak as ever.

But the sheer presence of Mihawk and Gawain was enough to shake the Impel Down.

"Ah, holy, great, supreme Celestial Dragon!"

I am Hannibal, the Deputy Warden of Impel Down!

Our prison warden couldn't come to greet you immediately, and I believe there must be a reason, such as him spending all his time in the bathroom.

"Oh ho ho, I hope this humble servant can lead the way for you, so we can forget about that indifferent director!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Hannibal bowed respectfully to Gawain.

Meanwhile, seeing Hannibal's fawning expression, Gawain chuckled and patted Hannibal's arm.

"Alright, Hannibal, stop trying to sow discord between me and your superior."

"Don't I know you guys? Magellan must have had diarrhea again, right?"

"Slander, all of it is slander, cough cough!"

No sooner had Gawain finished speaking than Magellan emerged from around the corner.

After bringing Domino to Gawain, Magellan flapped his wings twice and grinned.

"Welcome to Impel Down, Gawain!"

Come, please come in with me. I'll show you around the prison.

However, to be fair, I don't think there's anything here that would be worthy of someone as important as you visiting.

So, is there any special arrangement you have for us to make this trip?

As he spoke, Magellan casually shoved the obsequious Hannibal aside.

Hannibal is arguably the most righteous person in the entire Impel Down.

But no one is perfect. While maintaining his unparalleled sense of justice, Hannibal also harbored a deep-seated desire for power and profit.

Just like how he would seize any opportunity to sow discord between Magellan and others...

Seeing himself being pulled away to a distance, Hannibal rolled his Byakugan in frustration.

Director Magellan always suppresses people like this!

However, Hannibal wasn't angry; he and Magellan were relatives.

Or, to put it another way, 80% of the cadres who guarded the Impel Down throughout history were from the same family.

This can be seen from the fact that they generally have wings.

Magellan and Hannibal's wings were not decorative like the wings of the Skypieans.

That's proof of lineage!

Leaving aside Hannibal's ever-present ambition for power, Magellan and Domino, along with Gawain, Mihawk, and Kaya, entered the Impel Down.

As they walked, Magellan asked with a stern face.

"Seeing is believing, sir. After meeting you in person, I must admit that you are much kinder than I imagined."

But I still want to know.

What exactly is your purpose in coming to the Impel Down?

Even if you didn't say anything, I could still guess.

After all, apart from prisoners, there's nothing else here worth your visit.

So, you see, we've come to sit in my office for a while.

Or should we go straight to Level 6 of Impel Down?

After speaking, Magellan looked at Gawain with a stern face.

I... I... I can't hold it in anymore!!!

Magellan clenched his teeth tightly, looking incredibly fierce. Mihawk glanced at him and frowned.

Looking at Magellan's fierce face, Gawain nodded slightly.

"You're right, the reason I came here is because of a criminal who is imprisoned here."

Bullet, a former crew member of Pirate King Roger, from Level 6 of Impel Down!

I want to see him and get him a pardon.

What do you think?

"I'll do whatever you say!!!"

Magellan's gaze grew even fiercer!

It's... it's going to slide out!!!

Clamp tight, it must be clamped tight!!!

For a moment, Magellan's teeth were practically grinding to powder.

For the host of the Venom-Venom Fruit, the only way to prevent this is to release the poison stored within their body Vice Admiral a war.

Or... he would simply have to suffer the constant torment of the poison gas on his body.

If there's a battle to fight, Magellan, who has a way to vent his frustrations, naturally won't be bothered by something as ridiculous as diarrhea.

But there's no fighting, and at the same time, there's the need to receive distinguished guests...

Magellan was really embarrassed.

Desperately suppressing the urge to defecate, Magellan quickly said to Domino.

"Although I cannot stop the Celestial Dragon from making their demands, I do not like the idea of releasing prisoners!"

As the warden, I would rather watch those prisoners die of old age in the hell they deserve!

So, Domino, you continue on with Lord Gawain. I must return to my office and be silent for a while.

Another one of my prisoners is about to be rescued, it's been so painful, he's out, he's out!!!

Amidst a series of tense calls, Magellan turned and walked away, unable to continue following Gawain.

Watching Magellan's departing figure, Mihawk pondered for a long time before finally turning to Gawain and speaking.

"Gawain, do you have a grudge against this guy? The way he's looking at us is really fierce!"

"There's no way there could be any enmity, haha."

As for the way he looks at others, he looks at everyone the same way. It's not easy for him either, sigh..."

Gawain simply couldn't tell Mihawk that Magellan was actually a warm and hospitable person.

As for his fierce look at people...

You can chat with others anytime, anywhere, while holding the ingredients for Lao Ba's secret mini burger that might pop out at any moment.

Look at how fierce you appear to others.

Domino, standing nearby, seemed to have read Gawain's thoughts, and her face instantly turned bright red.

My boss is such a headache.

Having a boss who could have diarrhea at any moment...

How embarrassing!!!

Suppressing her helplessness, Domino approached Gawain and spoke softly.

"Sir, please forgive my director for being so busy with official duties."

As the sole warden of Impel Down Impel Down, Magellan is not only the prison's main fighting force, but also responsible for maintaining the entire Impel Down's security system.

Impel Down has a system in place that uses poison gas to prevent prisoners from escaping en masse.

"And Magellan's main job was to maintain the concentration of poison gas as much as possible..."

After saying that, Domino silently led Gawain and his group through the first to fifth levels of Impel Down.

Finally, they arrived at the sixth level of Impel Down.

That prison that only holds the greatest pirates!

The sixth level of Impel Down is not normally open to the courts and naval departments.

Because every prisoner held in the sixth level has a bounty of at least 800 million Beli!

Even the slightest mistake could lead to the Impel Down, as countless powerful pirates and criminals could potentially cause its collapse.

Therefore, Magellan had no choice but to be careful.

Even Gawain can no longer act recklessly in the sixth level of prison.

If they accidentally release all the guys in the sixth level of prison, the consequences would be too Gawain to bear.

If anyone can shoulder this responsibility...

It has to be at least Luffy's kind of background.

In fact, if Blackbeard hadn't wiped out the vast majority of the sixth-level pirates...

The sheer number of pirates would result in a purge by the Navy of many individuals, including Luffy and even Garp.

In a sense, Blackbeard also saved Luffy's life!

About twenty minutes later.

The deepest part of Level 6, the prison in Impel Down.

Hearing the faint, flamboyant music playing in his ears, Bullet scratched his ear in annoyance.

Impel Down great in every way: the environment is peaceful, the accommodations are comfortable, and every month Magellan, whose strength is subtly surpassing that of Admiral, comes to spar with me.

As for his fellow inmates, they were all talented, and each of them could come up with a different kind of story every day.

What a talent who once defeated Kong by a single blow, only to have Garp snatch the victory from him.

Or perhaps they are talented individuals who have caused a great stir in many places.

The people here have such lovely voices; Bullet loves it here.

The only downside is...

Right between the fifth and sixth floors of this prison, there was something rather strange.

That place was incredibly lively, with all sorts of upbeat disco music emanating from it every day.

Although even with his Observation Haki, he could hardly hear the sounds there, Bullet was a very light sleeper and was ultimately kept awake by the faint music and vibrations.

But that's alright, after all, this is a prison.

Just consider the upbeat music and sleepless nights as part of the torment expected in prison...

Thinking this, Bullet lazily fiddled with the coin in his hand, then decided to take a nap.

There is no time here, no night or day; aside from daily exercise, all you can do is sleep.

But just as Bullet was about to fall asleep...

The sound of the gates opening at the sixth level of the prison woke up all the prisoners, including Bullet!

Meanwhile, Gawain followed Domino into the sixth level of Impel Down.

Mihawk glanced at Gawain with a puzzled look; he too could vaguely hear the strange music coming from the 5.5 floor.

Sabo had discussed this matter with Gawain.

After all, this is the world's largest Impel Down, so it's quite reasonable for the Revolutionary Army to have a stronghold here.

The reason they were able to infiltrate the prison was not because Magellan had mingled with the Revolutionary Army.

Back when the Okama King of the Kamabakka Kingdom hadn't yet joined the Revolutionary Army, the Kamabakka Kingdom already had a cooperative relationship with Impel Down.

In the mind of the previous warden, his ideal hell could not exist without the torment inflicted by transvestites from the Kamabakka Kingdom.

So, the former warden approached the Okama King of the Kamabakka Kingdom and invited her to open a truly terrifying five-and-a-half level hell between the fifth and sixth levels of Impel Down prison— the Okama Hell!

It is said that...

Of course, this is just hearsay.

It is said that the reason why Shiki desperately wanted to escape was because the jailer threatened to send him to a ladyboy club so that the Okama King could turn Shiki into a happy ladyboy as well.

The truth of this story is impossible to verify, but whatever happened, Shiki had both his legs cut off after that, and he actually escaped from prison...

In conclusion

With the music playing in his ears, Gawain looked up at the guys in the sixth level of the prison.

At the same time, those people also looked at Gawain with interesting expressions.

"Tsk tsk, isn't that Shichibukai? The Navy's little fanboy, haha!"

"Dracule Mihawk, what a prestigious name! How come you're here too?"

"Hmph, Celestial Dragon!"

"There are actually Celestial Dragon here?"

"Interesting... Interesting!!!"

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