Douluo: The Melee Archer with Maxed Luck
Chapter 22

Want My Insights? Sure, but It'll Cost You

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In the arena, it wasn't just Bibi Dong who was feeling miserable. Chrysanthemum Ghost behind her wore equally unpleasant expressions. It was awkward whether they spoke or stayed silent.

It wasn't as though they had never considered this issue. As Bibi Dong's two most capable subordinates, they had been stuck at Level 95 for a long time. More than anyone, they wanted to break through. The problem was that they had watched Bibi Dong's level rise step by step. They had even helped her attach some of her soul rings. Yet Bibi Dong had never mentioned how she had broken through, as if she had never needed any insights at all.

Their leader hadn't brought it up, and this leader also went mad from time to time. They could often sense a dangerous aura from Bibi Dong. Would they dare ask? At the very least, they didn't. Now, Broad Hill had dragged the matter out into the open. What were the two of them supposed to do? Besides the three newcomers, Han Li behind the Elders was also feeling conflicted. He truly hadn't expected his teacher's verbal attacks to be this fierce. He had known from the start that his teacher was a die-hard loyalist of the Angel Faction, but this relationship was far too hostile. Wasn't this no different from slapping Bibi Dong directly across the face?

Teacher, please use your head. This woman isn't a good person. If the God Exam weren't suppressing her strength and she were at her peak, Han Li didn't doubt for a second that Bibi Dong would find an opportunity to secretly kill Broad Hill, who loved sneaking off.

But under the current circumstances, Bibi Dong couldn't do anything to Broad Hill. Could she not do anything to him? If Han Li were in her position, he would definitely do so. He believed Bibi Dong would think of that as well.

Seeing his husky of a teacher preparing to speak again, Han Li quickly activated his Soul Bone skill and urgently contacted Broad Hill. Over the past three months, he and Azure Luan had tested it. As long as Han Li deliberately controlled it, during one-way transmission, even Azure Luan would find it difficult to notice unless he intentionally investigated. Anyone weaker than him wouldn't notice at all, even if the message were transmitted face-to-face.

An army was raised for a thousand days to be used at a critical moment. And now was the time for it to prove its worth. Teletubby mode, activate.

Broad Hill sensed the odd reactions of Bibi Dong and Chrysanthemum Ghost and was just about to press his advantage when his beloved disciple's voice suddenly rang out in his mind, temporarily halting that impulse.

"Teacher, stop scolding them. You don't want your good disciple to get killed by Bibi Dong someday, do you? You're not alone anymore. I'm only six years old. Can you bear it?"

Broad Hill's body stiffened for an instant. His open mouth closed again, and he stopped pressing the attack.

The Elders present watched Broad Hill open and close his mouth, all seeming rather surprised. Was this really Broad Hill? Had breaking through made him much more steady-tempered? Only Azure Luan's gaze flickered, as though he had guessed something. Without drawing attention, he glanced at Han Li behind him.

Of course, he wasn't the only one. Bibi Dong's eyes flickered as well. Possessing divine power, she had naturally detected the nearly imperceptible energy fluctuation traveling from Han Li toward Broad Hill. She roughly guessed the reason behind Broad Hill's abrupt stop.

Did Han Li not know Bibi Dong would notice? Of course he did. He had done it deliberately. Although he disliked Bibi Dong and had no desire to be her dog, he truly didn't want to be targeted right now either. He had no choice but to resort to this measure and serve as a temporary stabilizer.

He could only hope that Bibi Dong still had some rationality in matters like this and wouldn't abandon her patience because of the butterfly effect caused by a small fry like him. Judging from the original plot, Bibi Dong would still maintain the mindset of an athlete for quite a while yet: endure, endure, and endure some more.

"Teacher, she's the Pope, after all, and the Grand Elder personally appointed her. No matter how much you dislike her, you still need to give the Grand Elder some face. Doesn't she want you to guide those two Elders? Then guide them. Make them trade something for it, and give them some empty nonsense. The kind that sounds perfectly reasonable but is actually completely useless. Wouldn't that do?"

"Think about it. Not only would you get their things, but you would also gain the gratitude of Chrysanthemum Ghost Douluo. On the surface, you would be giving the Grand Elder face as well. As for whether they could break through after hearing it, that would be because their comprehension wasn't good enough. What would that have to do with you? You would get tangible benefits while they would lose their treasures. Even if they found out later, they could only swallow their broken teeth. If anyone brought it up, they would still have to thank you. Isn't that better than confronting them head-on?"

"Tell me, doesn't that make sense? Making Bibi Dong miserable forever versus making her miserable now—which would you choose? We want both the substance and the face. Wouldn't that make you seem even more brilliant?"

Broad Hill's eyes lit up as he listened. Why hadn't he thought of that? Heh, this kid really is like me. Mm, this child takes after me. As expected of my disciple. Then let's do it that way.

Thus, amid the strange looks of everyone present, Broad Hill straightened his collar, gave a light cough, and took a few steps forward. He deliberately shifted away from the previous topic and said slowly, "It's not impossible for you to hear my insights. But as the old saying goes, even brothers must settle accounts clearly. Even if we're all members of Spirit Hall, I can't casually share such important insights with you. Don't you agree?"

The Elders froze for a moment, then nodded amid their confusion, tacitly agreeing with him. Across from them, Bibi Dong remained expressionless, while Chrysanthemum Ghost nodded rapidly like pecking chicks. No one desired it more than they did. They were neither friends nor family, so paying a price was only natural.

Broad Hill's expression seemed somewhat strange, as if he were listening to something. After pausing briefly, he looked at the three across from him and spoke.

"You want to hear it? Fine, but let me make this clear first: I can't guarantee it'll be useful to you."

"After all, at this stage, everyone's insights are different. You understand, right?"

"And these are the insights of my entire life. How could I casually tell them to others?"

"So, it'll cost you."

Broad Hill spoke the final sentence one word at a time.

His words struck the ears of everyone present like thunder exploding beside them. Could those words have come from Broad Hill? Since when had Broad Hill become so money-grubbing?

Before anyone else could speak, Broad Hill continued, "Soul Bones..."

The moment he began, Bibi Dong clenched her scepter, while Chrysanthemum Ghost showed despair. But then they heard Broad Hill's following words, dragged out as though he were catching his breath, and they let out a sigh of relief.

"You probably don't have Soul Bones, so use something else in exchange."

He glanced at the two of them and said unhurriedly, "Give me one million Gold Soul Coins each, along with some medicinal herbs. Don't tell me you don't have them. If you don't, then the deal is off. Also, I've just broken through, and I plan to cultivate myself and rest for a while. Little Chrysanthemum, give me a copy of your flower-growing notes and every Plant Encyclopedia you have. Remember, every single one. Mm, preferably include a sample of each as well."

"These conditions in exchange for the insights of a Level 97 Title Douluo aren't excessive, are they?"

Broad Hill deliberately looked at Bibi Dong with a smile, appearing very sincere.

"Of course they aren't excessive. But Fifth Elder, how can you guarantee the authenticity of these insights?"

Bibi Dong slipped in a soft barb as well.

"Guarantee? I can't guarantee anything. I'm also worried that after reading my insights, you'll turn around and claim you gained nothing from them. I can only say that my insights are absolutely genuine. I swear upon the honor of the Angel God." Broad Hill first retorted, then spoke with a solemn expression.

The Angel God? Bibi Dong first sneered inwardly, then realized that Broad Hill was probably telling the truth. After all, this fellow was a die-hard loyalist of the Qian Family.

Thinking of this, she glanced at the little fellow who had kept his head lowered behind the group of Elders. Heh, Broad Hill's change was probably for his sake. That's fine. My goal has been achieved, and I've even discovered the weakness of Broad Hill, that mad dog.

Just wait, Broad Hill. Now isn't the time to settle accounts. One day, you too will have to choose between the Qian Family and your disciple. Enjoy this warmth while you can. That way, it will hurt even more when the time comes.

"Fine. Let's do it that way."

Bibi Dong looked at Broad Hill, seemingly waiting for him to speak.

"No, Your Holiness. Payment and goods exchanged at the same time—that would be fair. I'll write down my insights and have them bring the items to me tomorrow."

Broad Hill refused outright. He hadn't finished making it up yet. How could he say it now?

"Fine."

Bibi Dong gave him a deep look. Although she still harbored doubts, she didn't continue pressing him. She couldn't refuse. Even if she knew there was a problem, she couldn't, because any hesitation from her would be a fatal blow to Chrysanthemum Ghost. Besides, the items weren't coming out of her pocket, so she might as well agree.

With the deal concluded, she had no desire to remain any longer. She turned around and left with Chrysanthemum Ghost.

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