Multiverse Mayhem: Delta of Fate, My Players Are Insane!
Chapter 23

A Multiverse Crossover: Starting by Creating Delta of Fate, the Group Chat Went Wild

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Shido Itsuka and Mahiro Oyama felt that it actually made a lot of sense.

Turning their heads, the two looked at each other, taking in the other's appearance and subtle movements.

In an instant, they understood that the other person, like themselves, was from "another world."

"Should we come clean?"

Shido Itsuka signaled with his eyes.

"..."

Mahiro Oyama looked at Kazuma Satou ahead of them.

Rationally speaking, she wanted to be honest. Otherwise, the road ahead... felt like it would become rather awkward.

But...

This was being livestreamed across the entire multiverse, perhaps even countless multiverses.

Even taking a step back, it would already be bad enough if only people from her own world saw it.

What if her family and classmates saw it?

That would be death in the truest sense of the word.

Social death on a global scale...

No way!

Oysters, oysters, oysters!

Mahiro Oyama shook her head firmly and rapidly, like a rattle drum.

Shido Itsuka understood what she meant and empathized with her completely.

"Sigh..." x2

The two sighed at the same time.

Kazuma Satou turned back and gave what he believed was a gentlemanly, outrageously fake serious smile.

"Hehe, are you two ladies thirsty...?"

He quickly crouched beside a glowing trash can, rummaged out two bottles of "Merlin Bubble Wine," and handed them over.

"Cute young ladies~ Please, help yourselves."

That false, affected voice and those awkward movements.

"Oh, right, I'm Kazuma Satou~ You can just call me Kazuma."

Mahiro Oyama and Shido Itsuka could not help but shudder all over.

"Oyama... Mahiro."

"Itsuka... Shiori."

The two gave their names.

"Wow, Mahiro-chan and Shiori-chan? Those are both such kawaii names."

"..."

Shido Itsuka could not help clutching the hem of his short skirt. It felt like ants were biting all over his body.

Waaah...

Kotori, I want to go home.

Shinpachi Shimura: "Honestly, Kazuma Satou is kind of invincible."

Asuka: "This is the most severe... uh, second most severe case of sexual repression I've ever seen."

A-Xiu: "This is... way too perverted."

Kirei Kotomine: "I couldn't hold it in."

Gilgamesh: "Hahahaha, hahahahaha! Interesting, utterly fascinating. Just for amusing me, this person has value in existing."

Rin Tohsaka: "Let me ask you this: where is this human you were talking about?"

Homura Akemi: "There are... no humans left."

Kyubey: "These two have fairly good potential?"

Mio Oyama: "..."

Kotori Itsuka: "..."

The two younger sisters were deeply worried about their respective brothers—or rather, given their current bodies, their sisters.

What kind of things would happen if they stayed with such a deranged boy?

They did not even dare imagine it.

If that sort of thing really happened, it would be unbearable to watch.

Even so, Kotori and the others continued watching the livestream.

Watching this game that would change the fate of their respective "sisters."

Strange... why was there even a tiny bit of anticipation in their hearts?

A little devilish smile curled at Mio's lips.

The white ribbon on Kotori's head quietly turned black.

Fuyuki City Shopping District.

"Ah-choo—"

Shido Itsuka and Mahiro Oyama sneezed.

Kazuma Satou turned back, still wearing that unbearably awkward expression.

"Oh... are you two ojou-samas cold~?"

"Let me get you a coat... what style would you like~?"

So gross!

Both Mahiro Oyama and Shido Itsuka felt a wave of nausea.

Suppressing her discomfort, Shido Itsuka said:

"No need."

"Ah, it's fine~"

Kazuma Satou kept up that unbearable expression, forcing down an absurdly breathy voice:

"Just leave it to me, ah, ojou-samas~"

The most outrageous part was that as he spoke, he even wore a self-enamored expression.

Marcille: "Cough, cough, cough. Kid, you're invincible."

Laios: "What's wrong? I think it sounds pretty good."

Marcille: "It's nothing. Keep playing."

Laios: "Oh."

Conan: "I... I really couldn't hold it in. He's already reached Uncle Mouri's level of legendary insanity."

Uncle Tony: "Kazuma Satou is Asian, right... could it be that all Asians are this sexually repressed?"

Dao Qitian: "That's a rather awkward smear."

"Save me."

Mahiro Oyama only wanted to find somewhere to hide.

Shido Itsuka was about the same. She already wanted to go home.

At the entrance of Homurahara Academy.

"Wait..."

Kazuma Satou suddenly returned to normal. His big head once again overpowered his little head, and his evaporated sanity returned.

"Mao-chan, Shiori-chan... send me your Formal Wear and Noble Phantasms. I'll make a plan."

"Follow me, and I guarantee you'll eat well."

Shido Itsuka and Mahiro Oyama exchanged a glance.

Why had this person suddenly become someone else entirely?

Just a moment ago, he had looked so revolting.

Now, all of a sudden, he actually seemed a little...

Sigma?

Did Kazuma Satou have a split personality?

Too strange... was this what Delta Force players were like?

"Sent."

"Mm, like this?"

Though they had plenty to complain about, the two still cooperatively sent out the information on their Formal Wear and Noble Phantasms.

Come to think of it, because they were in female bodies, they had spent all their time in the air trying to hold down their skirts and had not chosen to load and inspect their Formal Wear.

This was the perfect chance to take a look.

Reserve Magician Standard Set Type: Utility E-rank Magic Formal Wear: "Alluring Warden Uniform" x1 D-rank Imitation Noble Phantasm: "My Red Mead" (5/5) Universal Command Spell: "Dao Tian Command Spell D" x1 Specialized Command Spells: "Enhancement Command Spell F" x2, "Healing Command Spell F" x2, "Levitation Command Spell F" x3

"Alluring Warden Uniform (E)": The Queen of Connacht from Celtic mythology and the Ulster Cycle. A passionate maiden who had been engaged to, married to, or at times merely shared physical relationships with numerous kings and warriors.

In the sweltering summer heat, she had actually changed into a warden's special uniform?

Imitation Noble Phantasm Effect: Charm toward men D → C (highly compatible with the user, effect enhanced). Also effective on women with certain proclivities.

After reading it, Kazuma Satou fell silent for a moment.

From experience, the Magic Formal Wear and Noble Phantasms automatically assigned by Dao Tian Palace were always the ones most compatible with the player themselves.

Could it be that this cute little girl with long pale-pink hair standing before him...

was actually a... bitch who swung both ways?

"Ahh?"

Mahiro Oyama's large eyes spun with spiral circles like mosquito coils.

What was going on?

Why were the Magic Formal Wear and Noble Phantasms assigned to me...

so strange?

Shido Itsuka, standing off to the side, did not feel too good either. Her hands had moved too quickly just now, and she had sent it directly. There was no recall function in the group chat.

She could only steel herself and keep reading.

Reserve Magician Standard Set

Type: Luck

D-Rank Magic Formal Wear: "Rationality Evaporates" x1

D-Rank Imitation Noble Phantasm: "Magic Universal Strategy Book" x1

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