Char Aznable: "Mahiro Oyama... she was a woman who could have been my mother."
Lala: "?"
Amuro Ray: "You disgraceful bastard!"
Uwaaah!
No, no, no!
Mahiro Oyama crouched down with her head in her hands, recalling Medb's life story and Noble Phantasm chant as she screamed inwardly.
Aaaaah! Wasn't this... the ultimate slut?
This was humiliating, way too humiliating!
But why was her compatibility with this Craft Essence and Noble Phantasm so high?
Could it be?
Impossible. Absolutely impossible!
"Ugh... here."
Mahiro Oyama handed Kazuma Satou the manifested Noble Phantasm, My Red Mead, which could bewitch men.
Item: "My Red Mead" (1/5) Type: Noble Phantasm Effect: Can make males fall at the feet of the Noble Phantasm's wielder (who must be a woman as adorable as Medb). Medb's original honey wine could make even the strongest men obey their desires and become her lovers and slaves. This was an imitation version, but one still needed Magic Resistance of B rank or above in one's own body to be completely immune. External armor was useless.
"Are you... okay?"
"No."
"Then I'll get moving first. Keep an eye on yourself, and don't go looking for male NPCs..."
"Get lost!"
Even someone as mild-tempered as Mahiro Oyama was provoked into looking up and cursing.
She looked up at Kazuma Satou, who was grinning strangely at her.
So... he was trying to make her feel less miserable.
You bastard, Kazuma.
She waved her hand.
"Go administer your drug."
"It's a drug you produced."
"You pathetic Kazuma, get out, get out, get out!"
Mahiro Oyama could not be bothered pretending to be ladylike anymore, especially around this troll. She casually waved him away.
"Hehe."
Kazuma Satou did not get angry despite being cursed at. He activated the Concealment Command Spell and snuck toward the school building.
"Souichirou Kuzuki"... was probably a teacher?
Then he should head straight for the faculty office.
There was no need to sneak around on the way.
If he succeeded, he could safely loot the entire school building.
Kazuma Satou activated the Concealment Command Spell and quietly went upstairs. Reaching the faculty office door, he poked half his head through the window and observed the room.
There was only one teacher in the office.
It was "Souichirou Kuzuki," who enjoyed throwing Farmer's Three Punches.
Kazuma still remembered that punch he had taken and the Kiku Ichimonji that had been destroyed.
Just you wait!
Kazuma Satou held grudges against everyone except his friends. He kept every last one of them in the little notebook in his heart.
He began observing the layout inside and Souichirou Kuzuki's habits.
Souichirou Kuzuki processed student paperwork, and about every fifteen minutes, he would pick up the opaque thermal cup on his desk and take a sip of tea.
The cup even had a chibi purple-haired woman in a black hood printed on it.
Kazuma Satou took everything in. After watching twice, he confirmed the man's routine.
He basically took a sip every fifteen minutes, and he had an incredibly strong bladder. He never came out to use the restroom.
The thermal cup was opaque, so replacing its contents with honey wine would not be easy to spot visually.
There was a chance his computer-component heist could succeed.
But the problem now was—
The faculty office door was closed.
He could not exactly gamble that the NPC was a complete idiot who would not be wary of a door opening by itself.
Kazuma Satou did not think that was likely. Though this game repeated some dialogue, it clearly would not leave such loopholes for players to exploit.
He glanced at the clock in the faculty office. It was only ten thirty in the morning.
He would wait a little longer. If there was truly no opportunity, he would take the risk.
Kazuma Satou waited until eleven thirty. Just as he was beginning to lose patience—
The school building's bell suddenly rang.
"Ding, ding, ding-ding... ding, ding-ding, ding."
Immediately afterward, steady footsteps came from downstairs.
"Ittou Ryuudou" arrived at the faculty office carrying two lunchboxes. He pushed open the door without closing it behind him.
Kazuma Satou followed behind him, creeping into the faculty office on the floor like a thief.
"Ittou Ryuudou" handed a delicate purple lunchbox to "Souichirou Kuzuki."
"Thank you for your hard work."
"Souichirou Kuzuki" pushed up his glasses and gave a monk's salute.
"Ittou Ryuudou" returned the salute. He glanced at the purple lunchbox, his expression seeming somewhat reluctant.
Still, he said nothing and merely reminded him:
"After the first period this afternoon, she will come collect the lunchbox."
"I know."
"Ittou Ryuudou" left with the other lunchbox, closing the office door behind him. As he headed for the rooftop, he muttered to himself:
"I should go eat lunch with Emiya... I wonder if he's around today. Has that vixen taken him off somewhere again...?"
In another world, in the basement of the Tohsaka Family residence in Fuyuki.
Rin Tohsaka had finished preparing to summon a Servant. With such thorough preparations, she would definitely summon the strongest Saber-class Servant.
Relaxing, she planned to watch the stream for a while before beginning the ritual. She happened to see this scene and hear those words.
Could it be? She covered her mouth and snickered.
Rin Tohsaka: "A vixen? Hehe... could he be talking about Sakura? Did those two actually get together?"
Archer: "Guess who it is."
Rin Tohsaka: "It can't be Mitsuzuri, can it? How could that be possible!"
Ayako Misumi: "Tohsaka... do you have some kind of problem with me?"
Rin Tohsaka bit her finger, racking her brains as her eyes darted around.
After a few seconds of thought, she suddenly realized something and came up with the person she considered most likely.
That person had a good temperament and the air of a refined young lady. Maybe she would be especially attractive to Emiya.
Rin Tohsaka: "Could it be... Mayor's daughter Reika Himuro?"
Archer: "Heh."
Rin Tohsaka: "But who are you, anyway? Why are you acting like you know me so well?"
Archer: "You'll find out soon enough."
"What's with this guy?"
Rin Tohsaka found it baffling, but she had seen plenty of guys try to hit on girls by pretending to be familiar with them. She quickly stopped thinking about it.
She glanced at the clock. There was still plenty of time.
She should keep watching the stream.
Hehe, the spirit of gossip was blazing within her!
Rin Tohsaka pulled her legs up cross-legged.
She wanted to see... which blind fool had stolen her little sister's crush.
Hah, how dare they!
Caren Catches the Cheating Cat (3.5K, Bonus Chapter)
Faculty office.
Kazuma Satou prepared to try replacing the tea in "Souichirou Kuzuki's" thermal cup with Mahiro Oyama's Noble Phantasm, honey wine.
"Hm?" xN
But the other man's counter-surveillance skills and vigilance... were absurdly strong.
Kazuma nearly slipped up and exposed himself several times.
Whew. If not for his luck, when "Ittou Ryuudou" had come down from upstairs and stopped by to greet "Souichirou Kuzuki," drawing his attention, Kazuma would have been exposed.
Kazuma Satou hurriedly replaced the tea with honey wine while "Souichirou Kuzuki" opened the door and chatted with Ittou Ryuudou.
After finishing all that—
He swiftly crouched down and narrowly edged past "Souichirou Kuzuki."
After crawling out—
Kazuma Satou once more poked half his head through the window outside, waiting to see when the man would drink the wine.
The man shut the door, returned to his seat, processed some paperwork, then picked up the thermal cup and drank the honey wine inside.
Kazuma Satou watched carefully, confirming that he had not merely pretended to drink. After waiting another five minutes and confirming he had not spat it out, he finally let out a breath.
"Whew... it finally worked."
This had taken too long. He had no idea how much of the Command Spell was left, so he needed to get downstairs quickly.
He raised his hand to check. The instant he saw it—
The final trace of the Command Spell burned away.
The concealed Kazuma Satou revealed himself. When he looked up again, his gaze met "Souichirou Kuzuki's" through the office window.
He forced an awkward smile.
"Um... hello there."
Downstairs.
Mahiro Oyama was below, trying to flick her little whip through the air.
She suddenly... found that it felt rather nice.
A strange trait passed from the Alluring Warden Uniform Craft Essence into her mind.
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