"—Crash!"
The glass in the third-year corridor above their heads shattered again.
Kazuma Satou came running over in a sorry state, preparing to jump down.
But this time, he was not so lucky.
A large hand shot out from the window, grabbed his collar, and held him suspended in midair.
"Souichirou Kuzuki" had caught Kazuma Satou directly this time.
His other hand drew back into a fist at his waist, ready to strike.
Kazuma Satou closed his eyes.
It's over!
A childish female voice carrying a trace of queenly authority came from below.
"Why haven't you stopped yet?!"
Mahiro Oyama tugged on her little whip, making it crack sharply.
"Souichirou Kuzuki's" fist... actually stopped right in front of Kazuma Satou's nose.
Kazuma Satou let out a slight sigh of relief.
"Looks like it worked! Mao-chan, tell him to pull me inside!"
"Who... gave you permission to speak to me like that?"
Mahiro Oyama's pupils turned bright pink as she stared at "Souichirou Kuzuki" above and scolded him in a queenly voice.
"Hm? Do I need to come up there myself?... Why aren't you bringing him down already?! I need to teach him a proper lesson!"
"Mm."
"Souichirou Kuzuki" dragged Kazuma Satou in through the window.
They were close enough, and the other party had already become a neutral unit.
Kazuma Satou could inspect his status panel.
As he was carried downstairs, he took the opportunity to check the man's information.
Nickname: Souichirou Kuzuki
Identity: Hagunihara Academy Teacher / Ryuudou Temple Boarder / Former Professional Assassin / Student Council Advisor / Rin Tohsaka's Homeroom Teacher / ???
Introduction: He had once been a member of an assassination organization and had killed one person. Later, he severed ties with the organization, fled, and came to Fuyuki City. In the Miyamasu District, he met the head priest of Ryuudou Temple, who admired him greatly and allowed him to stay at the temple.
Afterward, relying on the head priest's reputation in Fuyuki City and his own knowledge, he became a world history and social studies teacher at the private Hagunihara Academy. He also served as the student council's advisor and was "Rin Tohsaka's" homeroom teacher. He had formed a contract with "???" and was currently living with her...
Status: Charmed (Mahiro Oyama)
The introduction was rather long.
Kazuma Satou had originally intended to read it all carefully. That was the basic professionalism of a veteran player.
But when he reached the last few lines, he was suddenly thrown to the ground, and the panel vanished automatically.
A small foot stepped on his face.
It was Mahiro Oyama.
She gave a huff.
"Hmph~ This queen absolutely has to properly... discipline you?!"
Shiori Itsuka found the scene amusing as well. She raised her little boot, preparing to step on him too.
Remembering her monstrous strength, Kazuma Satou immediately dodged aside. A pit was stomped into the ground.
Even though they were teammates, with no friendly fire and no damage calculation—
The sensation of pain was still retained somewhat. It would still hurt if he got stepped on.
"Stomp—"
Mahiro Oyama's little foot came down again.
"?"
Kazuma Satou was neither a masochist nor a foot fetishist. Though he could easily lose his head around beautiful women—
At his core, he was an advocate of gender equality and refused to accept any woman stepping on his head.
He shoved aside Mahiro's little foot, clad in a white ankle sock, stood up, and dusted himself off.
"Mao-chan, did your... Rationality Evaporate too?"
"How dare you speak to me... Hmph, forget it. I'll allow it."
Mahiro Oyama stopped halfway through her words. The sliver of true spirit protection preserved in Dao Tian Palace let her regain a tiny bit of control over her thoughts, but only a tiny bit. Keeping herself from going too far with her companions was already her limit.
She waved her little whip at "Souichirou Kuzuki."
"Go clear out all the eyesores in the building... the Dragon Tooth Soldiers! Go now! Don't let them offend this queen's eyes!"
Medea: "You!! How dare you?!?!! (Teeth clenched to pieces) (Furious)"
Gokou Ruri: "Honestly... this is starting to feel a little perverted."
Char Aznable: "Mommy."
Lala: "..."
Amuro Ray: "That's too embarrassing, Char!"
Momiji Hyoudou: "Mao-chan like this... isn't very cute, but somehow, it makes me want her to... bully me."
Kaede Hyoudou: "Sis, stop having such bold thoughts. Your thoughts are dangerous."
Kotori Itsuka: "By the way, aren't they... in danger?"
Mio: "What danger?"
Kotori Itsuka: "According to Fraxinus's analysis, these Boss units should come in pairs: a 'Master' and a 'Servant,' like Rin Tohsaka and that red figure from earlier."
Kotori Itsuka: "If the final question mark in this teacher's identity section means he is a Master like Rin Tohsaka, then he should have a corresponding Servant too."
Medea: "You're right... She's dead!!!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
"I'm the queen! The queen of this school!"
"You are all my slaves!!"
"Fall before my whip and beneath my skirt!"
Kazuma Satou watched Mahiro Oyama recklessly command "Souichirou Kuzuki."
"Haha, hahahaha!"
Mahiro Oyama laughed maniacally, feeling as though she was not far from becoming a divine being—or perhaps she already was one.
Kazuma Satou hid near the side, doing his best to conceal his presence while looting items.
The desks in the classrooms were containers as well.
He looted wildly through several classrooms and found a special golden container called Rin Tohsaka's Desk. From it, he pulled out a "Red Gemstone (Purple)."
Not bad.
"You... forget it. As this queen's slave, I permit you to loot the spoils here! Be grateful for this queen's mercy! Hahahahaha!"
Mahiro Oyama planted one hand on her little waist and laughed wildly.
"Ahahahahaha!"
Shido Itsuka, whose Rationality had also Evaporated, started laughing along beside her.
"...Haha."
Kazuma Satou forced out a couple of laughs and continued burying his head in the loot.
He was no longer interested in those two beautiful girls. They were both... divine beings, just like Aqua.
Whether they were truly divine or not, they definitely did not seem very human.
"This one's nice!"
Mahiro Oyama touched the Dragon Tooth Soldier box that "Souichirou Kuzuki" had smashed apart, humming as she walked forward.
Suddenly, another Dragon Tooth Soldier spawned ahead of her.
She jumped in fright, then spoke angrily.
"Hm? Why are there still Dragon Tooth Soldiers?! You bastard, did you take this queen's words as mere background noise?!"
A dangerous gleam flashed through Mahiro Oyama's bright pink eyes as she raised her little whip.
"Crack!"
She began... whipping him.
Deep inside, Mahiro Oyama's consciousness had almost fainted.
Oh oysters~ A gender-swapped little girl disciplining a middle-aged male teacher... this is way too exciting.
Stop it! Stop it already, me!
"Tch."
Kazuma Satou did not even dare look. He was afraid it would dirty his eyes, so he lowered his head and continued searching for loot.
Tch, could he not meet even one normal, single beautiful girl... was that really so difficult?
Livestream Room.
Shinpachi Shimura: "That's way too perverted, bro."
Gokou Ruri: "That's way too scary, sister."
A-Xiu: "Huh? Mouse shocked.jpg."
Yuki Nagato: "Your... jaw dropped to the floor."
Ringo Sugisaki: "Where did they find so many divine weirdos? This is truly invincible."
Zelretch: "Modern humans' performance art is still far too advanced."
Shendu: "This... are there even any humans left?"
At the entrance to Hohzuki Academy.
A purple-haired beauty with an exotic air seemed to have put on a little light makeup for someone.
She arrived at the campus with a happy smile and muttered to herself.
"I wonder whether Lord Soichiro has finished my... lovingly made bento yet."
The purple-haired beauty extended a finger and casually used hypnosis magic to make the guard open the small campus gate for her.
Humming a tune, she made her way into the teaching building.
In the teachers' office, she found the half-eaten bento box and felt somewhat disappointed.
"Is my cooking... still not refined enough?"
Feeling dejected, she packed up the bento box and prepared to return directly to Ryuudou Temple.
She did not intend to disturb Lord Soichiro's teaching life either.
"...That's what you get for disobeying this queen!"
"Crack, crack!"
"Do you understand this queen's charm now? Be intoxicated! Be conquered! Kneel!"
What the hell is that sound?
She sensed magical energy, the aura of a Servant, and... Lord Soichiro?!
The purple-haired beauty raised a hand and used magic to conceal her presence before approaching the source of the sound.
What she saw left her utterly dumbfounded.
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