Composite Anime, Starting by Creating the Delta of Fate, Group Friends Have Gone Wild Chapter 37

Hachiman Hikigaya could completely understand why Kazuma Satou was cursing.

He couldn't understand it any more than this; he had been forced to come find Kazuma Satou and the others by that sniper on the other side.

Mahiro Oyama returned from outside:

"Hachiman, I went to the place you told me to go, but there are no boats at this time. As for the swipe point for the luxury cruise ship at the seaside park, we don't have a card, so we can't get on."

"So, once it's this late, random boats won't spawn anymore?"

Kazuma Satou asked, "Are there any small boats from NPCs?"

"It seems there's an old man over there with an electric boat; we can just steal it and drive it."

"But we don't know how to drive it."

Kazuma Satou recalled the effect of his Formal Wear and said to Shido Itsuka, "I remember your 'Rationality Evaporates' also boosts Riding, right? Does driving a boat count as Riding?"

After hearing this, Shido Itsuka retorted:

"Setting aside whether it counts or not, with my cross-dressing... cough... in that mental state of equipping the Formal Wear, even if I could actually drive it, aren't you afraid something might go wrong?"

"No... no... no."

Kazuma Satou closed his eyes and smiled, looking smug, wagging the index finger of his left hand:

"Did you forget what I just managed to get?"

Hachiman Hikigaya hissed:

"Hiss, the 'Golden Fleece' can be used here too?!"

Kazuma Satou closed his eyes and tapped his chin, looking exceedingly pleased with himself:

"Tsk tsk, this is intellectual domination."

"Tch, pure luck!" x3

The three of them, in unison, gave the smug Kazuma Satou the middle finger.

Hachiman Hikigaya took a look at the Red Archer with his binoculars.

"I don't think the small boat will be useful. That Servant on the other side will lock onto us 100%. Let me put it this way, he even locks onto units underwater."

"Last time we tested, it was when we fell into the water and got on that boat, he didn't discover us. When we reached the shore, Kazuma used stealth on us to successfully escape."

"Are the game's NPCs this perverted?"

Mahiro Oyama sighed, looking dejected.

"Then what should we do?"

"Let's try. If it doesn't work, we'll just have to study that new evacuation method called 'The Greater Grail Evacuation' tomorrow."

Kazuma Satou calmed down a bit and looked at Shido Itsuka and Mahiro Oyama:

"But logically speaking, in this game, the evacuation difficulty on the first night should be the lowest...

This is your first test run, and I actually wanted you to evacuate right now. Delaying it might lead to complications."

Shido Itsuka suggested:

"Then maybe we should try..."

The other three nodded in agreement.

Soon, with feelings of guilt, they woke up an NPC old man living in a hut by the dock, and used an item to rent his electric boat at a low price in Japanese Yen.

On the Miwotsukushi River, under the Higashi-maki Bridge, the four of them squeezed into a small boat, slowly moving towards the other side.

Shido Itsuka activated 'Rationality Evaporates,' and he equipped the 'Golden Fleece,' gaining Riding E skill and a bit of sanity, allowing him to drive the small boat.

The other three held up their binoculars, staring intently at the Red Archer.

When they were about halfway across, the mysterious man in red on the opposite rooftop looked over. He hadn't just discovered them; he had known all along and was deliberately fishing, waiting for them to reach the middle!

He immediately drew his bow and nocked an arrow, aiming at them instantly!

"Damn Caren! Jump!"

Kazuma Satou yelped and scrambled to jump into the river.

Hearing the command, Hachiman Hikigaya, Mahiro Oyama, and Shido Itsuka also plunged into the river, but they were still scraped by the debris from the explosion.

"I can't swim, save meee—!"

Mahiro Oyama struggled desperately, overexerting herself, and quickly became exhausted. She swallowed a few mouthfuls of water and quickly began to sink.

The water surface where she sank bubbled and gurgled.

The river was deep; sinking meant certain death.

What's more, corpses wouldn't revive in the water, just rot away.

"?!" x3

Kazuma Satou and the other two quickly swam to the side, dove down, and together lifted Mao-chan to the surface.

The three of them swam raggedly towards the opposite bank.

Fortunately, the "Golden Fleece" continuously restored some of their stamina, holding onto their spirits and sanity.

They managed to swim back from the middle of the river with all their might.

The miserable companions lay exhausted on the riverbank, like beached fish.

Mahiro Oyama spat repeatedly, "Ptooey, ptooey, the river water is so bitter... sob sob."

Shido Itsuka gasped for air, "Cough, cough, cough... That explosion just now almost blew my ass off. Does anyone understand my pain?"

Kazuma Satou and Hachiman Hikigaya, disgusted by this display, lost all pretense of politeness and started cursing:

"Fucking Red Archer."

"I'm really going to fuck his dad!"

"I'm going to fuck his mom!"

"I'm going to fuck his entire lineage!"

[Cú Chulainn: "Hahahaha, well said."]

[Red Archer: "..."]

[Hachiman Hikigaya: "@Red Archer, this Archer... is that you?"]

[Red Archer: "So what?"]

[Kazuma Satou: "??"]

[Kazuma Satou: "Don't call yourself Red Archer anymore, change it to Red P. Damn it."]

[Red P: "So?"]

[Red P: "Oh? Why was my name changed?!"]

[Kurisu Makise: "Hahaha, even the big shots can't stand it."]

[Red P: "I... I'm truly innocent."]

[Bucciarati: "Hiss, this is... the smell of a lie."]

[Red P: "I never block bridges... really."]

[Jeanne d'Arc: "The Lord tells me... this is a lie."]

At another time, in Fuyuki City.

After summoning a Servant, Rin Tohsaka found a red-haired mysterious man who had messed up her room and was now sitting on the sofa, refusing to speak and pretending to be an expert.

Her eyes widened, and she half-crouched, pointing a finger at Red Archer, letting out a strange cry:

"Holy shit! Wow, Red P!"

Red Archer instantly fell silent, his mysterious smile turning somewhat... constipated.

He glanced at the silent Rin Tohsaka, then at the livestream.

He discovered that the Rin Tohsaka in front of him was actually spamming several messages in the comments.

[Rin Tohsaka: "...Oh, fuck, why did I summon this thing? This guy is actually my Servant."]

[Rin Tohsaka: "This is a rip-off. Red P was summoned by me. I'm really not that bad. This definitely wasn't my instruction; he must have acted on his own."]

[Rin Tohsaka: "Damn it, I forgot. I saw it before, but I didn't pay attention and reflect on it. The clock at home is wrong! Ah! So unlucky, so unlucky!"]

[Rin Tohsaka: "@Red P... Can I cancel? I want to change Servants. Please go back yourself, okay?"]

[Red P: "..."]

Red Archer looked at his livestream nickname and took a deep breath before typing a message.

[Red P: "Big shot... can you please change my nickname back? Please."]

[Kazuma Satou: "Want to eat P!"]

[Mao-chan: "Red P! Go for the Red Stone!"]

[Red Archer: "Damn it, that's not me!"]

[Red Archer: "Look at me, my nickname has been changed back!"]

[Kazuma Satou: "Changing it back just means the big shot is kind. The key is that you... dare to curse back? @Hachiman Hikigaya @Mahiro Oyama @Shido Itsuka, today we're going to curse this bridge-blocking dog to death."]

[Hachiman Hikigaya: "Received, preparing to deploy full firepower."]

[Mao-chan: "Received, watch my single-player, 18-year-speed-typing hands."]

Shido Itsuka: "Um... how do you curse? I'm not very good at it."

Hachiman Hikigaya: "Just copy Kazuma Satou. He learns how to curse really fast."

Shido Itsuka: "OK"

Red Archer: "I'm laughing so hard, none of them are even human."

Gilgamesh: "Ho ho ho hahahaha, Red P? You almost made me choke laughing."

Gilgamesh: "I laughed so hard I lost my footing on the slope and just rolled down!"

Red Archer: "You're a fucking idiot who's gonna die, what's that got to do with me?"

Gilgamesh: "How dare you speak to me like that?! Pfft... hahahaha hic I can't hold it in, your nickname makes me laugh for ages every time I think of it."

Gilgamesh: "Kazuma Satou! You bastard! Are you trying to laugh me to death so you can inherit my Gate of Babylon?"

Red Archer: "You bastard... don't laugh at me so quickly. Just wait, all I can say is you won't escape either."

Gilgamesh: "I'm not as disgusting as you."

Red Archer: "Heh."

Red Archer: "We'll see."

Chapter 0026: A Normal First Night in Fuyuki City (5K, Second Update)

They found the main culprit in the livestream and gave him a good scolding.

Kazuma Satou and the others felt a little better, slumping onto the concrete ground and slacking off, looking at the bridge and river in front of them.

"Sigh." x4

With Red P blocking the bridge, They could only sigh at the river.