"Wait, this greasy smell... could it be animal hide?"
"?"
Mahiro Oyama crouched by the roadside, watching Laios's actions. The moment she heard what he said, she froze. What was he doing?!
"Ah..."
Hachiman Hikigaya stared blankly into the sky with dead-fish eyes, imagining a cloud as Kazuma Satou giving him a thumbs-up and laughing.
My good brother... where are you?
I miss you so much.
Being captain really wasn't something a human could handle.
When Hachiman Hikigaya thought about it carefully, there were so many freaks in this team. His good brother had somehow managed to unite all of them and lead them into that last battle.
Never mind winning—the fact that these people had gathered without starting a fight was already a miracle.
Brother, brother.
I'm not cut out to be a leader.
Hachiman Hikigaya sighed and made a decision.
Screw it!
"Phew..."
He lay down right in the middle of the road. As beautiful female NPCs passed by, pressing down their skirts, he let out a few strange chuckles.
"Heh heh heh."
He felt instantly better.
If you couldn't beat them... join them!
Yukino Yukinoshita: "?"
Yui Yuigahama: "?"
Yukino Haruno: "Ha, Little Hachiman has gone dark."
A-Xiu: "Invincible."
Shizuka Hiratsuka: "Not being human anymore either, huh, Hakibi?"
Gokou Ruri: "A true freak."
Medea: "Now... there really aren't any humans left on this team."
On the street.
The passing Fuyuki NPCs looked at the three "people" by the corner of the road.
One was lying on the sidewalk, giggling at passersby. Another was hugging a utility pole, staring in horror at the third person. The last one was squatting there with something resembling a map, examining it like crazy.
Several female NPCs exchanged a few words, clutched their bags, turned around, and took a detour away