Raymond's "Little" Gift

"According to unnamed well-informed sources, the recent supernatural tragedy in Jackson City was actually caused by an unprecedented large-scale meteor shower striking the area.

Several meteors hit a local chemical plant, causing hallucinogenic gas to leak and inducing hallucinations among the local population.

It had absolutely nothing to do with ghosts, aliens, or anything of the sort.

Local authorities also disclosed that the accidental disaster had caused the deaths of at least twelve thousand innocent people. Please stand and observe a moment of silence for the victims and their families.

The White House and Congress have now approved special relief funds. It is believed that the disaster victims in Jackson City will soon be able to return home and begin new lives.

May God bless them.

In addition, many lawmakers across the states have recently advocated restoring the death penalty, so that bastards who committed heinous crimes could pay for what they had done rather than continue living comfortably in prison.

Representative Mans had delivered the most impassioned remarks, even revising certain criminal statutes in the hope that all criminals convicted of second-degree murder or worse would be executed.

The proposal had currently sparked fierce protests among Black and Latino communities, while White and Asian communities had expressed strong support.

The two sides had already come to blows during marches in many cities, causing at least thirty deaths and over five hundred injuries.

To prevent the Conflict from escalating, Representative Mans, who advocated restoring the death penalty, would hold a televised debate with protest groups firmly supporting its abolition.

It was scheduled for eight o'clock next Friday evening.

This station would broadcast the event live in its entirety. Stay tuned..."

As the news report on the electronic screen ended and advertisements began playing, Tony Stark shut it off directly and