Kiana Is My Wife!

In a girls' school like Senba Academy, a boy would be incredibly conspicuous.

The reason Dong Moxuan was able to stay in Senba Academy for so long, even managing to sneak snacks at the convenience store, ahem, grab bread, without being discovered by others, was because he used Honkai Energy to lower his presence.

Let me explain here, although Honkai Energy has a fancy name, its essence is merely ordinary natural energy. It exists everywhere, but its concentration becomes terrifyingly high in areas where Honkai occurs.

If we were to use the terminology of the Type-Moon world, Honkai Energy is essentially "Great Source Mana."

Although this world is full of malice towards humanity and civilization, causing Honkai Energy to inflict fatal damage on the human body once it reaches a certain concentration.

Honkai Energy is actually quite similar to the spiritual energy in Xuanhuan novels; it's roughly like the difference between H2O and SO2.

Yeah, not much of a difference.

Since Honkai Energy is a so-called natural force, with no significant difference in essence from the "Great Source Mana" in the Type-Moon world view, it's only natural that it could achieve effects similar to magic, like reducing one's presence, right?

Although he's the only one in the entire world who can use Honkai Energy to do such a thing.

Ahem, getting back to the point, even though he used Honkai Energy to lower his presence, it was only to reduce his presence, not to become invisible. It's also leagues away from the EX-rank "Presence Concealment" possessed by a certain Servant, Saint Graph, Miss Himeko.

It's usually fine, but in a face-to-face situation like this, if the other person has strong willpower and perception, they might still discover him.

The girl in front of Dong Moxuan, whom Kiana called Class Monitor, with a appearance and aura remarkably similar to Fu Hua Shang Xian, clearly belonged to the type with extraordinary perception and willpower.

Therefore, Dong Moxuan was currently in a very passive situation.

After all, him, a boy, climbing over the wall into a girls' school...

He'd definitely be thrown out as a pervert, right?

Tomorrow's newspapers might even feature headlines like, "Shocking: Silver-Haired Man Infiltrates Girls' School, Does This...".

However, just as Dong Moxuan was contemplating what excuse he could use to convince the girl in front of him and avoid the outcome he imagined, the white-haired furball beside him slung an arm around his shoulder.

"Class Monitor, you mean her? She's my cousin. I forgot something at home, so I specifically asked her to bring it over for me. She just looks like a boy; she's actually a girl!"

He said with a dry laugh, while frantically sending glances at Dong Moxuan.

"Y-yes, Kiana-senpai forgot her homework. I came here to deliver it for Kiana-senpai!"

Responding to Kiana's implied suggestion, Dong Moxuan remained silent for a second before reacting and following Kiana's lead.

His voice was naturally quite androgynous, and with him slightly lowering his tone, it sounded indistinguishable from the voice of a husky-voiced beautiful girl.

"Is that so?"

The black-haired girl wasn't stupid. She looked at Dong Moxuan, who had his arm around Kiana, and pushed her glasses up her nose with some suspicion.

"Of c-course it is? Class Monitor, don't you trust me?"

"Kiana-chan, why do you seem so nervous?"

"N-nervous? N-no? I'm always like this. Class Monitor, you must be mistaken?"

Still saying she wasn't nervous?

You're stuttering, for crying out loud!

Looking at the white-haired furball beside him, Dong Moxuan couldn't help but inwardly complain.

He didn't know why Kiana was covering for him, but this white-haired furball's execution was clearly lacking. It seemed he'd have to rely on himself.

Thinking this, Dong Moxuan prepared to employ his secret (physical) amnesia technique to resolve the situation.

However, to his surprise, after hearing Kiana's words, the black-haired girl didn't expose their lie. Instead, she gave Dong Moxuan a meaningful look and said softly to Kiana, "Outsiders can't stay long in Senba Academy. Your cousin should leave quickly after delivering the homework. Also, the equipment needs to be moved before classes start this afternoon. I have other matters to attend to, so I'll take my leave now."

With that, the girl turned and left.

"Phew..."

Watching the girl leave, Kiana finally released Dong Moxuan, letting out a sigh of relief.

"Even the Class Monitor couldn't see through my brilliant plan. I'm truly intelligent!"

As she watched the black-haired girl's retreating figure disappear from her sight, Kiana immediately puffed out her chest proudly.

That's not it at all!

Seeing the Paramecium's smug expression, Dong Moxuan felt a slight sweat.

He didn't know why Kiana's Class Monitor hadn't exposed him and Kiana, but Dong Moxuan was absolutely certain that the girl had seen through something.

"Um, Heroine, thanks for that just now!"

Although Kiana's actions hadn't been entirely successful, her intention was certainly worth thanking.

Moreover, the reason the girl let him off the hook probably had a lot to do with Kiana.

"Hmph, don't flatter yourself. I wasn't doing it for you!"

However, Kiana didn't accept Dong Moxuan's thanks, instead crossing her arms with a rather tsundere air.

I don't recall this Paramecium having tsundere traits!

Dong Moxuan inwardly grumbled upon seeing this.

"So, Heroine, can I go now?"

Seeing that the situation was resolved, Dong Moxuan wanted to slip away.

"Leaving? Where do you think you're going? We haven't settled our score yet?"

Upon hearing Dong Moxuan's words, Kiana's expression immediately turned menacing.

She rubbed her fists together and spoke to Dong Moxuan in an unfriendly tone.

Dong Moxuan: "…………"

Seeing that Kiana wasn't going to let this go, Dong Moxuan sighed with some helplessness.

"Then what do you want? Heroine?"

"My name isn't Heroine, it's Kiana!"

Kiana was displeased with Dong Moxuan's address.

"Pervert, and you?"

I'm not a pervert, hey!

This paramecium is way too arrogant, isn't it?

While thinking this to himself, Dong Moxuan didn't dare show it. He chuckled dryly and stated his name.

"Dong Moxuan."

"Dong Moxuan… is it?"

Hearing Dong Moxuan's reply, Kiana stroked her chin, her expression thoughtful.

However, this look didn't last long.

"Never mind, that… Dong Moxuan, right? Hurry up and come with me to the storage room to help move some things!"

"Why do I have to go too?"

"What? Do you have a problem with that?"

"………………"

Looking at Kiana, who was rubbing her fists with a "friendly" expression, Dong Moxuan wisely shut his mouth.