Dividing Gourds, Immortals Go to War

After about half a month, the gourds began to ripen. Laozi spoke first, "We Three Pure Ones are the Orthodox Descendants of Pangu, so we should have four gourds."

Dong Wanggong was unconvinced and said, "I am the Head of Male Immortals personally appointed by the Dao Ancestor. The gourds should be distributed by me."

Tongtian silently drew his sword and said, "Haven't you had enough beatings last time? You want to distribute them? Head of Male Immortals, is it? Fairy Hongyun over there, my son said you and the Dao Brother are getting married soon. How about we tie up Dong Wanggong and send him to Wuzhuang Temple as a wedding gift?"

Fairy Hongyun's eyes lit up and she said, "Sure, this Dong Wanggong has pure yang energy all over him, his feet feel really good."

Xuanxiao smacked his forehead and said, "It's over, this Hongyun, ever since she changed to a female form, it seems she's opened the door to extreme sadism."

"Ding, this is normal. After all, Hongyun was born from a drop of Pangu the Great God's blood onto a cloud. In his male form, he was a good old boy, but in his female form, she'll become a queen, with a personality similar to Luohu's," the System explained in Xuanxiao's Primordial Spirit.

This explanation left Luohu bewildered. He said, "Don't joke, if it were me, I'd definitely return him to his original state. Pure yang energy, it's good for refining treasures too."

Just as the immortals were arguing endlessly about how to divide the gourds, Zhunti secretly sneaked over to the gourd vine and was about to pick one. Taiyi discovered him and smashed a bell at him, saying, "Hey, this is a treasure of the East, it has no connection to your West."

Zhunti's face turned bitter and he said, "It's all the Primordial World, why distinguish between East and West?"

Dijun chuckled and said, "Since we don't need to distinguish so carefully, how about lending us, the Demon Race, your Mount Sumeru as a base? After all, it's not suitable for all of us to gather at the Sun Star, and our Demon Race has a large population."

Jieyin quickly shook his head and said, "Great Emperor of the Demons, please don't joke. My brother and I will not fight over these Spiritual Treasures."

Xuanxiao stepped forward and said, "I have a suggestion. For this distribution of gourds, how about I do it?"

A Grand Unity Golden Immortal was unconvinced and said, "Why should you distribute them? Just because your Three Flowers and Nine Grades are stronger than ours?"

Xuanxiao nodded and said, "That's right, precisely because I can fight. I am one of the Three Emperors of the Demon Race, right?"

The Grand Unity Golden Immortal who stepped forward nodded and said, "That's right, so what?"

Xuanxiao continued, "The Three Pure Ones, Dijun, and Taiyi will definitely stand with me. The Ancestral Witches aren't interested in Spiritual Treasures and haven't come. Zhen Yuanzi and Fairy Hongyun should also be willing to stand with me, right?" As he spoke, Xuanxiao turned his gaze to Zhen Yuanzi and Fairy Hongyun.

Zhen Yuanzi nodded and said, "We two will naturally stand with you."

Xuanxiao looked at the rest of the crowd again and said, "Alright, now, are your opinions still important? In the Primordial World, the one with the biggest fist is right. There's nothing more to say."

As a result, many Grand Unity Golden Immortals who lacked confidence in themselves left. Only the Fuxi and Nuwa siblings, along with some Grand Unity Golden Immortal experts whose Three Flowers were at Grade Six or above, remained and silently watched Xuanxiao, as if preparing for battle.

"Ding, Quest Issued: Know when to retreat. Knock down Dong Wanggong with three punches and subdue the immortals. Quest Reward: Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure, Azure Heaven Five Thunders Sword."

Xuanxiao chuckled and said, "Not bad, there are still so many who are unconvinced? Fine, I'll show you how big the gap is between Grand Unity Golden Immortals." With that, he flashed and appeared beside Dong Wanggong, throwing a punch.

Dong Wanggong hurriedly met the attack with his Dragon Head Crutch, but Xuanxiao grabbed the crutch with one hand and landed three punches, directly making him spit blood and faint. Then, Xuanxiao, carrying the unconscious Dong Wanggong, threw him in front of the crowd and said, "How about it? Anyone else want to trade a few blows?"

Nuwa shook her head and said, "As a disciple of the Dao Ancestor, I should at least get a gourd, right?"

Xuanxiao laughed heartily and said, "Of course, you'll get one."

Nuwa nodded and stood by Xuanxiao's side, saying, "I think it's quite good for Xuanxiao to distribute them. At least it easily avoided a conflict."

Thus, the gourds on Buzhou Mountain were distributed under Xuanxiao's leadership. The Three Pure Ones, Xuanxiao, Nuwa, and Taiyi each received a gourd. For the last one, Xuanxiao gave it to Fairy Hongyun, saying, "Fairy Hongyun, this gourd is a gift from us to you and Daoist Zhenyuan."

Fairy Hongyun's eyes narrowed into slits with joy. She thought, I thought they weren't going to give us one.

And so, the treasure distribution ended, and everyone returned to their respective abodes to cultivate. After all the immortals had left, Xuanxiao secretly returned to the place where the gourds were just distributed and secretly collected the gourd vine, Three Lights Divine Water, and Nine Heavens Breathing Soil. He thought, When it comes to creating humans, I'll at least get half. I'm going home to grow Gourd Babies.