Primordial Era: Tongtian, Control Your Brat!
Chapter 23

Bear Child's Operation Is Here

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After Taiyi left, Xuanxiao looked at Jieyin and Zhunti and said, "You two won't get the chance to go to the Treasure Distribution Rock anymore. If you want to cry, go ahead."

Zhunti flew into a rage. "You should know that I'm destined to Achieve Sainthood in the future. Are you sure you want to offend us this badly?"

Xuanxiao nodded seriously. "Absolutely. To prevent myself from being unable to kill you after you Achieve Sainthood, I've decided to take your Primordial Violet Qi right now. Hmph ╯^╰."

Jieyin said helplessly, "You... you... boo-hoo X﹏X. Young Friend Xuanxiao, aside from forcing our way up Kunlun Mountain and pressuring the Three Pure Ones, my Junior Brother and I don't seem to have offended your family, do we? Do you really have to hold on to that one grudge for so long? Is your family really that shameless?"

Xuanxiao chuckled. "Sorry, my family really does have a lot of face. So what? I'm not even going to the Treasure Distribution Rock anymore. Today, I'm dealing with the two of you. Together, you can probably withstand me without dying. But if either of you dares to go and seize the treasures alone, I'll kill the other one and take his Primordial Violet Qi. Let's see whether I dare to do it."

Seeing this, Jieyin said to Zhunti, "Junior Brother, cry together. The Purple Cloud Palace isn't far from here. Let's lure the Dao Ancestor over."

Xuanxiao said, "I advise you not to do that. Just stay put. The two of you are the destined Saints personally chosen by the Dao Ancestor. It wouldn't look good if everyone saw you beaten up like this, would it?"

Jieyin was speechless. "What exactly do you want? Dealing with us like this won't benefit you either, will it?"

Xuanxiao said, "No benefit? I think there is. I've vented my anger. Back when the Dao Ancestor gave his first lecture, Zhunti cursed me in the Purple Cloud Palace. Today, I'll let you know that some people mustn't be cursed."

Zhunti said helplessly, "Isn't an apology enough? If we don't hurry to the Treasure Distribution Rock, we won't get any treasures at all."

Just then, the other immortals had already returned. Tongtian burst out laughing. "Fellow Daoist Zhunti, don't be anxious. The Treasure Distribution Rock is empty now."

Taiyi added, "Don't worry. We cleared it out completely. Look, I even brought the Treasure Distribution Rock with me."

Zhunti spat out blood in fury. "Fine. Just you wait."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xuanxiao summoned the Immortal Slaying Sword Formation and enveloped everyone present. Taiyi also brought out the Chaos Bell and covered the Immortal Slaying Sword Formation with it, trapping everyone from the Purple Cloud Palace inside the formation. Xuanxiao's voice rang out: "Everyone, I'm not making things difficult for you. I held Jieyin and Zhunti back just now so they couldn't compete with you for the spiritual treasures. Everyone got several extra treasures because of that. Surely we should all share the resulting karma, right?"

Zhenyuanzi said, "Hahaha, Young Friend Xuanxiao, there's no need for this. Just tell us what you want, and we'll do it."

Xuanxiao chuckled. "I'm not making things difficult for you either. I simply want you to beat someone up. Today, anyone who slaps Zhunti once can leave with their spiritual treasures. Anyone who refuses to hit him must leave their treasures behind before going."

Kunpeng immediately stepped forward. "Then if I slap him twice, will you give me an Innate Spiritual Treasure?"

Xuanxiao nodded. "I don't have that many Innate Spiritual Treasures either. But since you're beating up the two of them today—two slaps each—I'll definitely give you a great merit in the future."

Kunpeng nodded. "You were the one who helped me establish the path of literature, so I trust you." With that, he looked at Jieyin and Zhunti with a sinister grin. I've disliked these two bastards for a long time. The karma from beating them this time won't be too great. After all, Xuanxiao told me to do it, so I'll only bear a small portion of the karma.

With that thought, Kunpeng directly condensed his laws. "Smack!" "Smack!" "Smack!" "Smack!" Four slaps caused four thunderous cracks, startling even Taiyi. The Demon Master definitely had some personal grievances mixed into that attack. He lost to them last time, and now he finally caught them. I really wonder—if Xuanxiao had said to beat them up instead of giving them two slaps, would Kunpeng consider a few years of beating them a single beating?

Xuanxiao laughed loudly. "Our Demon Race's Demon Master really delivers! What about the other mighty figures? Haven't you ever been shaken down by Jieyin and Zhunti? What's wrong? You don't dare beat them when the opportunity has come right to your door?"

A Grand Unity Golden Immortal named Panwang said, "Fellow Daoist Xuanxiao, these two are future Saints personally appointed by the Dao Ancestor. We truly don't dare beat them."

After he finished speaking, the other mighty figures all echoed him...

Zhunti laughed loudly. "See? Even though you helped trap my Senior Brother and me, they still don't dare attack us. Why haven't you let us go yet?"

Xuanxiao provoked them, saying, "Today, I'll use the Immortal Slaying Sword Formation to trap you all. Beat Jieyin and Zhunti to death, and their Primordial Violet Qi won't be able to escape. I won't take it either; whoever gets it can keep it. How about it? I refuse to believe none of you want to become Saints."

Dong Wanggong was overjoyed. "Is that really true?"

Xuanxiao said, "Of course it's true. If you seize the Primordial Violet Qi from the two of them, I'll definitely let you leave."

Upon hearing this, Dong Wanggong was completely overcome by the Primordial Violet Qi. He took out the Dragon Head Crutch and attacked Jieyin. Tongtian secretly transmitted to Xuanxiao, "What is it, good son? Do you really want to kill the two of them and seize the Primordial Violet Qi?"

Xuanxiao replied, "Old Father, you're overthinking it. I was just saying it. I'm going to follow the path of the Primordial Unity in the future. I already knew before I was born that the mother who followed the path of the Primordial Unity had you..."

Before he could finish, Tongtian interrupted him. "Ahem, let's not talk about that. You're still young. By the way, you're making such a fuss over Jieyin and Zhunti just because Zhunti cursed you during the first lecture at the Purple Cloud Palace? Dong Wanggong cursed you too."

Xuanxiao said, "I remember. Dong Wanggong won't live past three chapters."

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