The Extremely Stinky San Pao

Chapter 26: The Extremely Stinky San Pao

"Xiao Feng, why are you so clean?!"

After moving closer, Grandmaster asked in great surprise.

Not a single speck of pollen had stuck to Qin Feng. It was downright bizarre!

Against Bewildering Flowers, avoiding even a trace of pollen required at least the strength of a Soul Emperor, yet Xiao Feng was only level ten!

"Yeah, Grandmaster, I find it strange too. Just now, in the mist, I ran into a Soul Beast with glowing eyes. Then I summoned my hammer and smashed around wildly."

Qin Feng spoke with an innocent, utterly bewildered expression.

"You mean the Two-Form Heavenly Gang Hammer?"

Grandmaster once again fell into deep thought.

The Two-Form Heavenly Gang Hammer was practically a complete blank to him. He did not know much about the Heavenly Gang Hammer's specific effects either. The only record concerning the Two-Form Heavenly Gang Hammer he had found last night consisted of eight words: "One Form Takes Life, Two Forms Chase Souls."

"Mm-hmm."

Qin Feng nodded without changing his expression.

It seemed he really had encountered a Soul Beast on the way. After thinking it over, this was the only good excuse.

However, he had not expected Tang San to cast him a strange look the moment he finished speaking.

Feng Ge had indeed summoned the Heavenly Gang Hammer midway, but what about before that?

Tang San had personally seen all kinds of poisonous mist sweep toward Feng Ge along the way. Even if he had the Heavenly Gang Hammer, some of it should have gotten on his clothes beforehand, right?

After all, Tang San came from the Tang Sect. His powers of observation far surpassed those of ordinary people.

"What is that?!"

Tang San secretly activated his Purple Demon Eyes and faintly sensed movement in the distant grass.

"What's wrong, Xiao San?"

Seeing Tang San's unusual behavior, Grandmaster approached with confusion in his eyes.

At that instant, a series of snorts drew near.

It was nine Netherworld Wolves!

"Farts like thunder, shaking heaven and splitting earth—Luo San Pao!"

Grandmaster did not dare delay in the slightest. He immediately summoned San Pao, then one of the two yellow lights around him enveloped San Pao.

"You two, put on your masks quickly! These tiny ten-year Netherworld Wolves dare act so wildly before me? Courting death!"

The instant Luo San Pao's belly swelled, Grandmaster shouted at Qin Feng and Tang San.

Qin Feng swiftly put on his mask, moving a hundred times faster than he had when facing the Bewildering Flowers.

Tang San, meanwhile, looked completely dumbfounded, unable to understand what his teacher meant.

"Rumble!"

After Luo San Pao's huge belly expanded to its limit, a sound like the collapse of mountains and the splitting of earth exploded in place!

"So it was a fart..."

Tang San's mouth twitched. He stood there in stunned disarray.

"Xiao San, take out two white radishes from the bag I gave you earlier."

Once everything quietly settled down, Grandmaster looked toward Tang San.

"San Pao likes white radishes too?!"

Hearing that, Tang San immediately handed the white radishes to Grandmaster.

"As you can see, San Pao's main attack is farting. White radishes are very effective at inducing farts."

As Grandmaster spoke, Tang San seemed to glimpse a rare trace of bitterness on his normally calm face.

Indeed, his teacher was a proud and determined man. Who would have thought that the attack of such a person's Martial Soul would be farting? Anyone would probably find that hard to speak of.

And the smell of those farts was especially foul...

"I never knew you were this kind of San Pao. Are you trying to stink me to death?"

After the gas dispersed, Qin Feng squatted down and vigorously rubbed Luo San Pao's furry head!

When he had read the novels and watched the anime before, it had only looked like a cloud of mist being released, like a smoke bomb attack. There had been no olfactory experience.

But now Qin Feng had truly experienced it. It was an indescribably foul stench, like dead snakes and rotten rats mixed together. Luckily, they were in a forest. If this were used on the street, people would probably vomit up yesterday's dinner on the spot.

Of course, the most miserable ones were the Netherworld Wolves on the ground. Seeing each one foaming at the mouth, it was obvious how they had died.

At that moment, white lights emerged from the nine dead Netherworld Wolves on the ground, and white rings soon floated into view.

"These are Spirit Rings. After killing a Soul Beast, its Spirit Ring will appear. You only need to use Soul Power to draw it over."

Grandmaster hurried over to the Netherworld Wolves and demonstrated the process of absorbing a Spirit Ring on the spot.

"Have you learned it?"

After finishing the demonstration, Grandmaster asked Tang San and Qin Feng.

The two nodded in perfect unison.

"Let's go. We'll keep looking."

Thus, the three wandered through the forest, and before they knew it, the sun had set.

Along the way, they encountered more than twenty different Soul Beasts, but either their Spirit Rings were unsuitable or their cultivation years were insufficient. Grandmaster rejected every one of them.

"This bamboo is not bad."

By nightfall, Grandmaster had finally found a Spirit Ring that looked promising.

"This bamboo?"

Tang San looked at the bamboo in surprise, with a hint of doubt in his eyes.

"Have you forgotten what I told you? What characteristics should we look for when seeking a Spirit Ring?"

Grandmaster smiled faintly at the two of them.

"My Blue Silver Grass is best suited for the control path, so the Spirit Ring I seek should possess both toughness and defensive qualities. Feng Ge's hammer should develop toward strength and attack power."

Tang San answered immediately.

They had practically been studying in the wild throughout this journey. Their teacher had lectured nonstop along the way.

"Then tell me, doesn't this bamboo possess both toughness and defensive qualities?"

Grandmaster asked.

"Mm-hmm."

Hearing his teacher say that, Tang San suddenly understood.

"Then, Teacher, let's kill this plant-type bamboo and take its Spirit Ring."

After walking all day, Tang San was already exhausted, and Feng Ge's Spirit Ring had yet to be found.

"No rush. This bamboo suits you, but its cultivation years are still a little low. If we don't find anything better later, we'll choose this one."

Grandmaster patted the bamboo and continued onward.

Qin Feng and Tang San followed behind him.

At that moment, Qin Feng did not seem as restless as Tang San. Instead, he was filled with curiosity about this place.

As for Spirit Rings, he believed one would eventually appear.

He had a system, after all. As a modern youth who had dabbled in novels and comics alike, he had read plenty of system novels. Systems in those stories usually gave their hosts quests from time to time. Though his own system was quiet right now, the moment it issued a quest, he would strike it rich!

So Qin Feng took this expedition in stride.

"Luo luo, luo luo..."

Luo San Pao, who was leading the way ahead, suddenly let out an unusual cry.

"What is it!"

Soon, a rustling sound came from the forest.

A sense of danger spread through the air. Qin Feng and Tang San instantly became alert and scanned their surroundings.

"Teacher, it's in that low thicket over there!!"

Qin Feng saw a layer of purple light swirl through Tang San's eyes before he locked onto a corner directly ahead.

In an instant, a black snake shot out.

"It's a Black Mandala Snake!"

Grandmaster's pupils contracted as two Spirit Rings rapidly attached themselves to Luo San Pao!

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