I Have a Group of Earth Players
Chapter 30

Grandpa Lu's Second Guide

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The day after the Lord returned, Grandpa Lu, who had been listless, suddenly perked up after seeing so many NPCs. After observing them with great interest for a day, he immediately wrote his second guide in the Dawnlight Reviews column.

"Hello everyone, it's me again, your beloved Grandpa Lu. First of all, I want to thank all the netizens for liking my previous guide post. It has occupied the top spot on the game post hot search list for a month and has not been surpassed by the disgusting posts like 'Brother Zhi Teaches You to Eat Dumplings'. Grandpa is very gratified. Many friends have been urging Grandpa to update the second post. Here, Grandpa will explain. It's not that I don't want to update, but there's really nothing to update. The initial stage of the game has so little content. I've said everything I need to say in the first post. There's nothing to say in the second post."

"Fortunately, although the pace of this game is slow, it still knows that it can't remain unchanged forever. So, three days ago, the Lord personally selected one player with the highest honor points from each race to follow him back to the Great Alliance for a purchasing mission. Grandpa is honored to be the representative of the Wood Elves. Below, I will first talk about the experience of this mission."

"First of all, Grandpa wants to say that this game is definitely not a half-finished product! I know that recently, as the popularity of this game has gradually increased, many companies have hired water armies to slander this game. Grandpa is also convinced. There are only a few thousand players in the game, and the review area actually has nearly 700,000 one-star reviews from different users. Some people even criticized it at length as a half-finished product. Grandpa really wants to ask, have you played it? Have you played it? If you have played it, show your ID. There are so few players in it, and they are usually crowded in the Newbie Village. If you say a name, Grandpa can definitely help you prove your existence!"

"Below, Grandpa will first post a set of screenshots. These screenshots can prove what Grandpa said. The screenshots are from the scenes we saw during our mission journey. There are Interstellar Trains of thousands of feet, academy scenes like the Celestial God Palace, and super-large free trade markets. Especially that trade market, the scale of the map is far beyond Grandpa's imagination. Just one market feels like it might be bigger than our city area. It took three full hours to walk, and there were still countless shops in sight. The variety of goods dazzled Grandpa's Titanium Alloy Dog Eyes. There are those selling high-tech products, those buying magic props, those selling Interstellar monsters, and those selling Mechas!"

"Yes, this game has Mechas. Here, I want to apologize to the vast number of players who advised them not to choose the Developer profession before. Latest news: In the later stages of career growth, only Developers have the possibility of becoming Mecha Warriors, and in addition to Mecha Warriors, Developers can also choose Magic Department professions!"

"Those who have already entered the pit and did not choose Developers because of Grandpa's previous article, Grandpa really expresses his apologies. In fact, Grandpa is also very wronged. This game doesn't reveal any information. Who the hell knew that such a pit-like profession would have such a bright future? And who would have thought that a science fiction game would actually have Magic Masters? But Grandpa still wants to say that the Developer profession is extremely boring in the early stage, equivalent to a assembly line worker. A slightly better one is like Yu Nv Wu Gua, who is addicted to various algorithms. The fun is far less than that of the Elves and Hulks. If you can't stand it, Grandpa still doesn't recommend this profession."

"Later, let's talk about the changes in the game. Now, a new batch of NPCs has been hired in the base, seemingly to assist us in advancing. The largest number are Developer instructors, and the subjects include common engineering subjects such as mechatronics, machinery, chemistry, biology, agronomy, and medicine. According to the Lord's regulations, regardless of whether you want to advance to the Magic Department, Mecha Warrior, or other Mental Department professions in the later stage, you must choose an engineering subject to study. If you aspire to become a Mecha Warrior, you must be proficient in mechanical and mechatronics."

"This is simply a university remake. Learning knowledge in the game, Grandpa has really heard of it for the first time in his life. It's really a positive and exemplary game. Once again, I mourn for the Developer players..."

"Of course, the best news for Developer players is the few Magic Department professional instructors in the base. There are a total of four instructors in the Magic Department, teaching Arcane, Elemental Shaping, Divination, and Demon Department specialization respectively. The Magic Department professions are so finely divided, I don't know what the combat system will be like in the later stage. Because everyone has just started receiving instruction, Grandpa doesn't know the characteristics of these four Magic Department professions, especially the Divination Department. What is this thing used for? Does it predict that you will throw a left punch or a Thousand Years of Death during combat?"

"There are also many Hulk instructors, plus the mighty Chief Instructor, there are a total of sixteen. PS (That Chief Instructor is really mighty!!)"

"Different from the complex Developers, the Hulks look like a proper warrior race. According to the Lord's regulations: Hulk players can apply for teaching after moving bricks for two hundred hours. So, the newcomers should honestly move bricks and don't complain. Before you, we all moved bricks for two months, okay? Besides, applying for teaching requires honor points. If you don't move bricks, where will you get the honor points to use?"

"The content of the teaching is all combat-related. Grandpa probably went to understand it. It is mainly divided into two major departments, the Berserk Department and the Weapon Specialization Department. The specific training content of the Berserk Department seems to be guiding Bloodline Berserk. I interviewed two players who have learned Berserk, and listened to their feelings. They said that when they were berserk, they felt omnipotent, but after five seconds, they felt like they were exhausted to death. The gap is so sour."

"The training of Weapon Specialization is more simple, it is about cold weapon training. Ten instructors correspond to ten different cold weapons. Now the most popular are the Spear Department and the Battle Axe Department, and the least popular are the Bow Department and the Iron Fist Department."

"However, Grandpa is a little curious about this. This seems to be a science fiction game. Grandpa has also seen such a large scene before. It is a background era with Mechas and battleships. What is the use of this cold weapon training?"

"Finally, the remaining ones are our Wood Elf instructors. I don't know why, but we Wood Elves only have one instructor now. She is a very beautiful cute girl, like a person walking out of a painting. Grandpa's new wife is scheduled."

"This girl's current job is to guide the shaping of our Wood Elves. Grandpa doesn't understand what this statement means now. After guiding for a day, everyone has become strange. A small change is from a ball to an oval ball, and a big change is directly into a lump of soap."

"Grandpa has become something similar to ice cream. The instructor girl said that Elf shaping is a very important process. Different forms will indicate your future profession. So Grandpa is very strange. What will that lump of soap be in the future?"

"Finally, reveal another message. Just now, the Lord announced that there will be a large-scale cooperative mission in the future, and a group of players with excellent training results will be selected to participate. The specific standards have not been said, but Grandpa estimates that he has no chance."

"Since I was stepped on by that Liver King guy on the planet last time, Grandpa seems to have changed a new body after returning. Grandpa, who was originally familiar with the release of mental power, feels that he has to re-adapt now. Grandpa speculates that this game seems to be a death clearing system. Once you die, although you can be reborn, the ** that was evolved before seems to be unreplicable. So please be very careful when performing tasks outside in the future. Don't touch things you shouldn't touch outside."

"Grandpa is an example. Originally, Grandpa was the first Elf player. Now, after being reborn, the guiding progress can't even catch up with some newcomers. It is estimated that this mission will not be Grandpa's turn. That damn Liver Emperor's ancestors must be chicken miscellaneous. Grandpa will fight to the end with him in his remaining life!!"

"Okay, I'll write so much today. If there is any new progress in the future, Grandpa will update it as soon as possible. If there is anything that is not mentioned, please correct me in the game. Grandpa is going to find his wife to do guidance. See you all!"

Xi Ye habitually pulled down after reading the post. This post was only posted for half an hour, but the comments below showed that it had already passed ten thousand.

[The missing population has finally returned. Damn, you should talk more about it. Are there any requirements for that Magic Department profession? Can you definitely become a Magic Master if you choose Developer?]

[That's right, that's right. You only said that your instructors are beautiful. Give us a screenshot!]

[Wow, this train screenshot is so cool. Where did you hire this art designer? It's so awesome!]

[This Mecha is so cool. Damn, look at this detail, this texture. I've decided to become a Mecha Warrior. I'll study mechatronics if I have to. At worst, I'll go back to college. By the way, is the mechatronics professional knowledge inside reliable? Can it be used in reality after learning it?]

[Grandpa, are you sure you turned into ice cream? A lump of shit is a lump of shit. No one will laugh at you. By the way, what profession will you be if your Elves determine their profession according to their form? A dung pusher?]

It seems that no one still suspects the strangeness of this game. Xi Ye nodded in satisfaction after reading the comments. As long as he signs a confidentiality agreement with the Developer players, he should be able to hide and operate it for a long time.

Is this mission reliable? Xi Ye was a little worried. According to Intelligent Big Data calculations, the probability of a virus outbreak and internal strife is high in a month. The mission time is set for seven days, which means that players only have half a month to train. Can they really be sent to perform the mission?

Thinking of this, Xi Ye began to worry again, sigh... it really is hard being the boss

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